Win $50 During Female Literacy Month
I get countless emails and comments from irate women bemoaning my spelling and grammar. What the fuck do irate women know about spelling and grammar? Compared to other genders, female literacy rates are appallingly low. That’s why I’m taking it upon myself to declare June “Female Literacy Month�? and offer the following incentive for women to improve their abysmal spellsmanship.
As of July 1st 12 noon, the woman who finds the most spelling mistakes on this website, made by yours truly, will be given her choice of $50 or I will purchase a video game for a starving child. I’ll leave the choice up to her, so I think we all know which she’s going to pick.
Women are so fucking selfish.
Maybe female illiteracy is why women can’t figure out how to use birth control. To women, “Take one pill every day,” looks like, “Take a handful of pills every few days and believe in Jesus.” Well Jesus isn’t a big fan of birth control so fuck you. If women could read The Bible, they would know that.
I haven’t made a single spelling error on this site. Manjoyment, mantivities, and mangasm aren’t misspelled words. If I see them in a submission, it is automantically disqualified. There are also more rules.
Female Literacy Month Rules
1. All submissions must be emailed to me no later than July 1st, noon GMT.
2. All words must be accompanied by the URL on which they appear.
3. In case of a tie, the earliest submission is the winner.
4. Lists with correctly spelled words will be disqualified.
5. Italicized words and words with “man�? in them are not misspelled and will be disqualified.
6. Since women don’t know how to use dictionaries, a man is allowed to verify the misspelled words, but not help find them.
7. All participants must be under 190 pounds for liability purposes. I don’t want to get any of you fatties so excited your hearts explode.
8. The choice of a selfish $50 or a video game for a starving child must be clearly marked in the submission.
9. The video game might be Gears of War, but it also might be Nintendogs.
Like when it comes to fighting for peace in the Middle East or apologizing for spilling my beer all over my pants last weekend, I expect women to be a no show on this one.
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If that’s all you have on, that’s fine. Should put you in good stead for what I assume is your natural profession: porn star/whore.
I would choose your response more carefully next time. But I guess that might require some thought. Sorry. I’m being presumptious.
@Doubt: I went to your site and clicked “About Me.” I didn’t get past this bit: “You must remember, no one is better than you.”
Did I miss a “No Women Allowed” banner on your site?
Female’s kids are as illegitimate as everything she posts here.
No one but deadbeat scum would breed with someone as obnoxious and repugnant as her.
So yay for another 3 males who will be sensative queerbaits raised by a loose mother and handouts. It doesn’t matter if she really is a college graduate, she got it from quota handouts or she’d be selling her body and waiting tables while a male far smarter would take her place at the university.
I hope some man comes into their life and can actually tolerate her fatfuck mouth for more than a half hour to show the poor son’s of bitch some masculine tendencies. Or else they might realize as 30 year old virgins what a failure their mother is and slit her throat.
Hahahah please do.
Doubt, I think you found your intellectual equal with respect to fsf.
Make sure you tell them women make shitty parents. It might help them get laid before they’re 27.
-Dick
I think the slut meant “I eat men’s cocks for dinner”
P.S.
Check the about me section of my site. I defeat another little slut there, even though she ‘eats men like me for dinner.’
How clever. I am surely dealing with a far-superior intellect here.
I’m in college now. Fuck you, stupid whore.
what the fuck is your problem? I have never thanked you nor wish to engage in any sort of intellectual discussion with you. your a god damn radical feminist who doesnt give any shit to ANYTHING that goes against what you think. I was being courteous, like any man, to something that was said. I may not have agreed with everything that was said and I may have acted overly confrontational in what i said against anonymous thus i backed down. it was never, never, i repeat, a sign or show of weakness. its an act of chivalry, something which the female species doesnt have.
We are not your puppets. This site was never your playground. Cant take what i said? Cry me a river.
Stop hiding behind a screen and shout out chants of “be afraid and blah blah cock”. Come to my fucking face with some balls(which you lack) and tell it to me or just SHUT the fuck up. No one is scared of some feminist bitch trying to rave about crap. I piss on you, literally.
Why not take a bottle of sleeping pills?
sots, I’m shaking in my bed socks and won’t be able to fall asleep tonight without the light being on.
I don’t need to reread his comments but perhaps you should reread mine.
There was nothing to be done.
Pretty much yeah, seeing as this is the internet and my husband, a former World Muay Thai champion, has no way of actually having physical contact with Manvoice.
Because they work.
It’s hardly my fault if you cannot think in a non-linear way.
I think you tripped and fell into the wrong site. But thanks for your efforts, especially getting Doubt to stop with his gibberish.
I don’t need to reread his comments but perhaps you should reread mine.
There was nothing to be done.
Pretty much yeah, seeing as this is the internet and my husband, a former World Muay Thai champion, has no way of actually having physical contact with Manvoice.
Because they work.
It’s hardly my fault if you cannot think in a non-linear way.
I think you tripped and fell into the wrong site. But thanks for your efforts, especially shutting Doubt up.
I enraged this beast so that she spilled the beans on her age.
That’s power.
As for me and politics female, you’d better pray not. Fuck Mugabe, I’d emulate Hitler and the prey is not Jews but feminist cunts.
No need to thank me for sorting it all out for you. Now, if you feel the need to disparage me one more time, I shall have to ask my husband to deal with you. Be afraid. Be very afraid
Don’t worry, he didn’t thank you at all in his comment. Take a look. I’ll give you a few minutes…
Done? Ok.
Also, just because someone disagrees with you or even insults you, you decide to threaten them physically huh? Why do you have to be so violent. And don’t backtrack on what you said by explaining “No no no, I never said my husband was going to hit him.” Then what the fuck should he be afraid of? A nice long talking to? Why is it that all the women resort to threats?
Pay attention to the topic of the articles. Please please please try and understand the comments that men make before using your fairy tale imaginations to interpret them in a completely wrong way. Finally, be reasonable and support the things you say rather than brandishing your husband.
No need to thank me for sorting it all out for you. Now, if you feel the need to disparage me one more time, I shall have to ask my husband to deal with you. Be afraid. Be very afraid
Anonymous, I understand what you are saying and the message you are trying to drive at. I may have misunderstood your earlier intentions but well, fine, perhaps women are gaining the upperhand though as long as there are men alive who are like us , those who are striving to keep the male gender on top, there will always always be hope.
you think in 50 years this will all change? Well, I am going to assure you that on my own count, I am not going to let a bitch beat me at any game of her choice be it in the business, politics etc. There are guys i know who do share the same ideas and women may make up the lower rungs rungs of the ladder more than men(as in the case of walmart) but i assure you… men will still remain on top… at least in my case.
i wish all guys the best, truly, dont let them get on top of you. and female, before you go on and bitch about how female bosses are teh pwn, i would have you note that my own mother is against female bosses. numerous people, regardless of the gender, are against them and the way in which they operate - that in a dominating, powerhungry manner. Note: Women abuse maids 9 out of 10 times in Asian countries.
when i asked , what have you achieved and what will you achieve… you replied with that instead of actually stating what you have done? WELL DONE. Now go take some english lessons.
And who are you to bitch about me moaning and complaing? I am doing neither. I am supporting facts. Furthermore, arent you being a hypocrite? You are doing the very same thing with at least 20 TIMES more posts to boot , and a daily post or more at that. Plus, you arent welcome on this site unlike myself so really, stfu.
oh my goodness, I take out a couple of hours to put the boys to bed and I see I am subject to yet more attacks. Will it never end?!!!!!!