Win $50 During Female Literacy Month
I get countless emails and comments from irate women bemoaning my spelling and grammar. What the fuck do irate women know about spelling and grammar? Compared to other genders, female literacy rates are appallingly low. That’s why I’m taking it upon myself to declare June “Female Literacy Month�? and offer the following incentive for women to improve their abysmal spellsmanship.
As of July 1st 12 noon, the woman who finds the most spelling mistakes on this website, made by yours truly, will be given her choice of $50 or I will purchase a video game for a starving child. I’ll leave the choice up to her, so I think we all know which she’s going to pick.
Women are so fucking selfish.
Maybe female illiteracy is why women can’t figure out how to use birth control. To women, “Take one pill every day,” looks like, “Take a handful of pills every few days and believe in Jesus.” Well Jesus isn’t a big fan of birth control so fuck you. If women could read The Bible, they would know that.
I haven’t made a single spelling error on this site. Manjoyment, mantivities, and mangasm aren’t misspelled words. If I see them in a submission, it is automantically disqualified. There are also more rules.
Female Literacy Month Rules
1. All submissions must be emailed to me no later than July 1st, noon GMT.
2. All words must be accompanied by the URL on which they appear.
3. In case of a tie, the earliest submission is the winner.
4. Lists with correctly spelled words will be disqualified.
5. Italicized words and words with “man�? in them are not misspelled and will be disqualified.
6. Since women don’t know how to use dictionaries, a man is allowed to verify the misspelled words, but not help find them.
7. All participants must be under 190 pounds for liability purposes. I don’t want to get any of you fatties so excited your hearts explode.
8. The choice of a selfish $50 or a video game for a starving child must be clearly marked in the submission.
9. The video game might be Gears of War, but it also might be Nintendogs.
Like when it comes to fighting for peace in the Middle East or apologizing for spilling my beer all over my pants last weekend, I expect women to be a no show on this one.
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I am COMPLETELY neutral in this, I came across this site by chance, however, this comment is slightly true at best. Have you ever heard of the Nobel PEace Prize winner Nelson Mandela? Well have you heard of his wife? Well if you haven;t here is a little slice of history, Nelson Mandela:man of peace; his wife:genocidal maniac. Not to mention on Parade Magazines list of the worst (or shall I say, the crappiest) leaders of the world. Quite a few, 4 or 5 of a list of 10, werein fact, women. Think about your statements from now on. Once again, IDC what content is on this site, nor do I condone the hatred of any gender, race, nor ethncity. Well, I do condone the hatred of stupid people like you who make lupous statements like that without research or proof. That is my 2 cents worth. Good day sirs and ma’ams
If football players are so ugly how come all of you cockcraving harlots can’t get your hands off them?
It’s not money. You genius estrogen sacks crave athlete cock all through highschool and college too. I know for a fact.
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# GIRL Says:
May 31st, 2007 at 8:21 am- IP Man-Hash: f0b5f9decb40d
wow you really are a twisted dick
# GIRL Says:
May 31st, 2007 at 8:03 am- IP Man-Hash: f0b5f9decb40d
No dickead
# GIRL Says:
May 31st, 2007 at 6:44 am- IP Man-Hash: f0b5f9decb40d
YOU ARE A SICK BUNCH OF BASTARDS
# dutchchick Says:
May 31st, 2007 at 6:28 am- IP Man-Hash: f0b5f9decb40d
Well seen as you are all women haters Im guessing you all must be gay?
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Charming. A teenage girl with a thing… two things on her chest. How unlikely.
Hmm? The leader of Afghanistan was a woman. You’re wrong. Tally another one up for the team.
In the end, the facts remain that men are the only ones who start wars and mass killings; men are the ones who commit 96.5% of the world’s violence. Men are the cancer of the earth. And men are the ones who spend inordinate amounts of time watching fat, ugly men writhe around on top of each other pretending it’s b/c they want an oddly shaped brown ball.
Hey look being a ’stupid girl’, yeah I think Bush is a total idiot. I think that the whole Iraq war was a mistake! I mean what the hell is the point in sending out these thousands of troops, I think they have done all they can and they should just leave Iraq alone to sort itself out.
As for Bush I just cannot wait till his term of presidency is over!
But hey that is just my opinion, but I guess that it doesnt really matter or whatever.
Also, nice banner
Then talk. Talk all you want. Let’s talk about how Bush is fucking over America and Iraq at he same time?
On another note Dick, can I ask, why? For this competition.
Yep Chris thats what girls were given, THE GIFT OF THE GAB, and hell I can go on ALL NIGHT!
Oohooo “unwanted females”. Im shaking in my stilettos!
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somebody pull the plug on that thing…..
Jesus Christ! Does she ever just shut up? Where’s the fucking cord that plugs into the wall?
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to hear this daily.
actually you dumb prick doubt, i am a teenage girl who is using her OWN computer. I just happened to come across this website, and was sick at your backwards way of thinking. I am not a feminist, and I dont generally preach to people what woman have achieved, etc. Yeah yeah boys are better at girls at loads of things, and hell yeah you can prove it, but at the same time girls have kicked ass for a fucking long time and are better at guys at loads of things. SO OVERALL ID SAY THAT THE SEXES ARE EVIL. I just wanted to clarify that chauvinist pigs like you really do not scare/intimidate me! Just because I have a lot to say, and you just dont like it (”cos im just a duumb girl”), doesn’t mean Im going to shut up! HEY DICK YOU TWAT! YOU CANT SHUT ME UP! FREE SPEECH HEY! AND FUCK YEAH IM PROUD THAT IVE GOT A PUSSY!
Dick,
This is first class. I love it. And your site has apparently caught the attention of quite a few “unwanted” females. (Take it anyway you wish)
I also appreciate the sheer irony of the illiteracy campaign: No doubt it will only reinforce women’s inherent need to spend someone else’s money on 3rd world education “programs” that have always had dubious results.
Chris
i meant equal
actually you dumb prick doubt, i am a teenage girl who is using her OWN computer. I just happened to come across this website, and was sick at your backwards way of thinking. I am not a feminist, and I dont generally preach to people what woman have achieved, etc. Yeah yeah boys are better at girls at loads of things, and hell yeah you can prove it, but at the same time girls have kicked ass for a fucking long time and are better at guys at loads of things. SO OVERALL ID SAY THAT THE SEXES ARE EVIL. I just wanted to clarify that chauvinist pigs like you really do not scare/intimidate me! Just because I have a lot to say, and you just dont like it (”cos im just a duumb girl”), doesn’t mean Im going to shut up! HEY DICK YOU TWAT! YOU CANT SHUT ME UP! FREE SPEECH HEY! AND FUCK YEAH IM PROUD THAT IVE GOT A PUSSY!
A very close call, Diamatik. You shouldn’t put your fellow man through such impossible choices in drudgery.
Dick says: I haven’t made a single spelling error on this site.
Back to the ‘contest’ at hand. What say you to Female’s comment re: acurate vs accurate? Or ‘hillarious’?
Amen. I spoke too soon, I reckon.
Appreciate the manpliments, lurker. This latest round of obscene posting is actually some half-wit feminist organization’s idea of sabotage.
Someone should have told them about IPs and bulk moderation.
-Dick
Applicable to all of GIRL’s posts. I know she uses net cafes to look like she has her own army of thought police, but really, who gives a shit how many people shit talk you? Who gives a shit?