@wolfe: It has occurred to me that participating in this ‘contest’ will only open me up to undeserved name-calling (’bitch’ ‘harpy-grammarian’), and unsolicited advice regarding spending my own money. Not that your avuncular words were unexpected. ;)

It’s true that my competitive nature is awakened when I come upon a passage that states or implies ‘always’ or ‘never’ as in Dick’s assertion that he has never made a spelling error on the site. Having slogged through several of his older posts, I will say that there are fewer spelling errors than commonly seen; usage missteps are more prevalent.

Catching errors in spelling or usage is like a game to me, and finding the ‘hole’ in a statement or theorem is second nature. But this was never really meant to be a contest or a game. It is, whether by intent or not, simply a slightly more creative means to shame women and hold them up for scorn. So, I’ll make a contribution of the money I’ve earned to an organization I believe deserves support, and be on my merry way. I may even make the donation in Dick’s name.

Plus doubt would never do that because he doesnt want to feel like hes lost! That would just be terrible.

Aint gonna happen :D

Good point, girl.

Anything trendy and popular is superior.

Doubt, stop feeding the creature attention energy so it will die and fuck off.

wolfe,
I’m surprised you didn’t quote Fanny Trollope:

“In America, with the exception of dancing, which is almost wholly confined to the unmarried of both sexes, all the enjoyments of the men are found in the absence of women. They dine, they play cards, they have musical meetings, they have suppers, all in large parties, but without women”
Fanny Trollope, Domestic Manners of the Americans.1832

http://www.lahacal.org/gentleman/table.html

Why does every awesome site promoting the great truth about the inadequency of woman have comments loaded with all this serious and scholarly discussion? Who the hell cares what you think about Afghanistan - the point is that 600 billion women are growing up illiterate, and you’re flushing food down the drain. Think about it.

Mmm doubt, and what you really dont seem to comprehend, is that today we live in the TWENTY FIRST CENTURY. Hell yea maybe in a Western that would have happened, but to be honest I dont give a shit because I dont watch crap like that. See if you ‘cracked my skull’, you would slapped with some fisty cuffs and packed off to prison.

Yes there you could be happy, no females to annoy you and all the fun you can get. (Well honey its only coming one way)

See you may be able to deal out the crap, but surprise surprise you sure can’t take it!! Especially from a girl.

And yes your audience may be booing me off stage, but my audience dont even give whackos like you a stage. Probably because my audience is bigger and better than yours. Shame.

Who said I was God? You twat. And If I was God, hell I would smite you!

If it was a Western you may have been shot.

HA HA HA HA HA
No, little girl, you’d be beaten to a pulp for smack-talking a man if this was a Western, and then you would probably be left in a nice nook of the town for the town drunk to find. And then he would have his way with you.
You are a little teenage girl who thinks she is invincible, but the body is a vessel for the soul… and you’re about to drown.

No, little girl, they suck.
You are not God, little whore. How hard is it to get that notion into your head? Will it take a nice man’s crack to your skull when you speak out of line in a club - which you shouldn’t be at, by the way - with your fake ID and your half-consumed chick drink in your little hand? He won’t give a shit if you’re tipsy, if you’re an asshat, you’re an asshat.
You are cute, though, when you tappity-tap with your little fingies. Tell me, has it ever occurred to you that the audience is booing you off the stage? Yes, everyone here is against you. Technically, you aren’t even here because you have illegally entered. Sorry, little whore, you suck, your taste sucks, and you’re going to get a taste of reality soon enough. In fact, I made a little comic for the little people. Take a look at it, if you care so much about what I say and think.

Well thats totally dependable upon which program genre you happen to be watching.

If it was a Western you may have been shot.

If it was daytime television, the audience would boo at you, and shove you off stage.

If it was a chick flick, you would be the geek all the girls made fun of.

And I think the latter best speaks of your situation. How ironic? After all you did say ‘this is like TV, only real’.

Chick flicks rule.

girl said:

Ahah see I’ve hurt your fweelings! I’m such a mean girlie.

This is like TV, only it’s real. I love it!

Which is why God invented rape to tone you down a notch.

Ahah see I’ve hurt your fweelings! I’m such a mean girlie.

Hypocrite.

Ooh and I just happened to chance upon your website last night and found these rather intere

“90% of life is about how well you can treat yourself and others”

Well clearly in this, yourself comes first, because lets face it, your head is waaaay up your arse. As for the others part, ohhh purlease, I mean that would happen to account for women as well? Who you clearly look down upon.

“Do not try to oppress, stalk, and lord over the lives of others, and expect them to do the same for you”

I could say your doing the above three perfectly, just being a member of this site, dont get upset if every woman on this earth agrees with me!

“I believe a certain president’s wife said ‘No one can oppress you without your permission”

And there you have it some wise words of a woman! And on your site!!

“If I could only get a one-sentence message out to the world, what would it be?”

And I believe that was more than one sentence. Stop harping on because you sound like Miss America. Even I hate her.

Doubt (160) Says

Charming. A teenage girl with a thing… two things on her chest. How unlikely.

Mmm what hilarious and typical male humour. Really do you ever wonder why women don’t take a second look at losers like you. Well probably because your too occupied looking at our assets, but it just makes more obvious your pea sized brains. Yes especially yours doubt

@Dick, pursuant to Z’s offer to donate to UNICEF, I think this is a more useful assessment of UNICEF (which was at one point in the 1940’s a noble organization, run by men):

Radical feminism has a way of attaching itself to a healthy institution like a parasite. Such was the case with the Girl Scouts, the YWCA and, now, UNICEF (the U.N. Children’s Fund). UNICEF is a particularly tragic example of this parasitical relationship because, in a sea of international organizations beholden to ideology, beset by incompetence, or bedeviled by corruption — or, usually, all three — UNICEF long remained close to its original mandate: saving the lives and improving the conditions of as many children as possible.

-wolfe

@lurker: ” I find many of the comment posters to be entirely too rabid/raw for my pleasure (seems to be getting worse)” I concur completely. Both male and female. [Glad to see Dick’s response on this].

@Female: Since I failed to recognize your humor on my site, I will recognize here that the UNESCO reference was a nice touch. That said, it is very safe to say that women will descend upon this contest like hordes of flapping harpy-grammarians, for it fulfils two of their greatest desires in life (apart from chocolate and being catty to other women): thinking they’ve mastered Dick, and free money.

@DrZ: If you went at this seriously, yes, I’d bet you’d find more errors than any other woman. In the interests of avoiding overhead-heavy UN organizations (Yes, I collected for UNICEF when I was four, by the time I was five, I had wised-up), I will write a check (cheque for Australians) for $100 to the OLPC foundation. (http://www.laptopfoundation.org/en/participate/) should Dick acknowledge you as the winner.

I would also encourage you to redirect your $100 to a lower-overhead more effective NGO. UNICEF’s hard-left feminist bias and pro-abortion stance in recent years is troubling, as is their feminist-inspired ‘girl-child’. Note that “In sub-Saharan Africa, where UNICEF claims that 27 percent of boys and 22 percent of girls attend school, only the girls’ rate is worthy of attention” (I won’t link it, as Dick’s spam system will stop me, but you can google the phrase).

@Doubt: ‘wolfe’ is indeed the customary way I am referred to on this site for reasons documented some time ago.

@Female Jun 1 12:01 am (Eastern Time) On deportment, I largely agree with you. It’s an excellent idea for a woman to precede a man down the stairs; if he falls, she can break his fall with her rotundity, preventing a profundity of damage. And true, a gentleman always removes his hat when entering a church or private home.
I note this similar advice for ladies:

Compliance with, and deference to, the wishes of others is the finest breeding.
When you cannot agree with the propositions advanced in general conversation, be silent.

(djmcadam.com/hints dot html)

@Doubt: you are largely correct on the reasons for females out-achieving males in portions of our educational system. Cognitively, males are well ahead (see endless discussion on this site). At the top end of the spectrum males are similarly ahead. This female dominance is not accidental; it is due to a 40 year process to deliberately marginalize males by an increasingly feminized society.

@Z “hillarious,” which may be simply a Freudian misstep – I would certainly accord it such status were Hilary Clinton (by name or implication) mentioned elsewhere in the post. Indeed, I would suggest Dick fix it by doing so.

@Darcybabes. ‘Your’ is the possessive form of you. ‘You’re’ is the contraction of you are. While I will ignore your copious other spelling and grammatical errors, that one is at a Paris Hilton level of ignorance. It is beyond amusing that you make that error twice (so obviously deliberately rather than a typo) in a screed criticizing a man’s spelling.

@Girl: “SO [sic] OVERALL [sic] ID [sic] [sic] SAY [sic] THAT [sic] THE [sic] SEXES [sic] ARE [sic] EVIL [sic] [sic].” I think we would call that a Freudian slip.

girl said:
Hey look being a ’stupid girl’, yeah I think Bush is a total idiot. I think that the whole Iraq war was a mistake! I mean what the hell is the point in sending out these thousands of troops, I think they have done all they can and they should just leave Iraq alone

Gentlemen. I hereby present to you an argument of incredible power that suggest Bush was right and a genius. That said, after looking at his orgy of spending and his campaign for this immigration bill, I find that difficult to believe.

Neutral in California said:
nor do I condone the hatred of any gender, race, nor ethn[i]city.

Well said, “Neutral”. Neither does this site (though some commenters do).
-wolfe

Every man is borne of a woman and raised by one.

Soooooo, brainiacs, EVERYTHING we do and dont do is, you guessed it….

YOUR FAULT.

And, here’s the kicker, within a fairly short period of time we learn to fly and there’s nothing you can do about it. EXCEPT take us on a magic carpet ride, which isnt that magic afterall. If you cannot get your hooks in (contracts and babies) you’re farked and it makes your blood boil with enraged fear and self loathing.

You BRING IT ALL ON YOURSELVES. We do too, BUT… we own our misery. YOU DONT and thus NEVER even approach the potential to transcend it.

Every woman in the history of the world comes to realise this self evident truth and its at the heart of her misery.