Win $50 During Female Literacy Month
I get countless emails and comments from irate women bemoaning my spelling and grammar. What the fuck do irate women know about spelling and grammar? Compared to other genders, female literacy rates are appallingly low. That’s why I’m taking it upon myself to declare June “Female Literacy Month�? and offer the following incentive for women to improve their abysmal spellsmanship.
As of July 1st 12 noon, the woman who finds the most spelling mistakes on this website, made by yours truly, will be given her choice of $50 or I will purchase a video game for a starving child. I’ll leave the choice up to her, so I think we all know which she’s going to pick.
Women are so fucking selfish.
Maybe female illiteracy is why women can’t figure out how to use birth control. To women, “Take one pill every day,” looks like, “Take a handful of pills every few days and believe in Jesus.” Well Jesus isn’t a big fan of birth control so fuck you. If women could read The Bible, they would know that.
I haven’t made a single spelling error on this site. Manjoyment, mantivities, and mangasm aren’t misspelled words. If I see them in a submission, it is automantically disqualified. There are also more rules.
Female Literacy Month Rules
1. All submissions must be emailed to me no later than July 1st, noon GMT.
2. All words must be accompanied by the URL on which they appear.
3. In case of a tie, the earliest submission is the winner.
4. Lists with correctly spelled words will be disqualified.
5. Italicized words and words with “man�? in them are not misspelled and will be disqualified.
6. Since women don’t know how to use dictionaries, a man is allowed to verify the misspelled words, but not help find them.
7. All participants must be under 190 pounds for liability purposes. I don’t want to get any of you fatties so excited your hearts explode.
8. The choice of a selfish $50 or a video game for a starving child must be clearly marked in the submission.
9. The video game might be Gears of War, but it also might be Nintendogs.
Like when it comes to fighting for peace in the Middle East or apologizing for spilling my beer all over my pants last weekend, I expect women to be a no show on this one.
UNESCO statistics on women and their rampant illiteracy.
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Did Fanny Trollope give reasons as to why such things occur? I guess Fanny didn’t realise what total kill-joys women are, hence Fanny didn’t know why men needed to ditch them to have a good time.
Don’t think she knows what ‘hypocrite’ means.
Big surprise, she used a big word and she has no clue what the fuck it means.
How am I a hypocrite?
-Dick
Doubt (167) Says:
June 2nd, 2007 at 12:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 848601763c5d8
son of the suns said:
Good point, girl.
Anything trendy and popular is superior.
Doubt, stop feeding the creature attention energy so it will die and fuck off.
But it’s fun! Than again, she’s just like any other girl.
Its great fun looking at your website and seeing what a blind hypocrite you are! I would say that you are like the majority of men, because thank the Lord in heaven above most of them are not like you. You just happen to be part of the minority that talks out their asses.
I suspect the whole no weemen thing is reversed psychology . I will put up a banner on my blog saying, ” no hot nymphos who want old man cock” and see whats happens, as I’ve said grammar and punctuation are for the weak and should be mocked, Jesus once said ” do not envy my spelling but marvel over my buns of steel instead” that’s enough for me.
I concur.
Some very cheap proofreading would be an automated spellcheck.
All are likely designed and engineered by men anyway. I’m quite confident they’d do a better job as well.
I could give a 5th grader Snickers Bar and get more competent proof-reading than from a woman.
-Dick
Dick doesn’t seem to need to invent opportunities to do that. He only has to open a newspaper, and then post about it. I assume it’s a chance for Dick to get some very cheap proofreading. (But I think you, Female, or a male poster already suggested that).
” Nevertheless, UNICEF has no program in any one of these places to address this inequality. When boys are disadvantaged, it simply seems that this disadvantage does not matter. This fact led the U.S. delegate at a recent UNICEF executive-board meeting to ask plaintively, “Why just girls?” ”
Good one wolfe, the site aptly points out whats wrong with society.
Reasons for inequality in a nut shell:
- Radical and bias feminist movts
- Broadly defined rape charges
- Alimony
- Forced conscription for MALES only in countries like mine
dont even think about asking for a fair or level playing field because woman, you only want it if its TO your advantage. Never mind the men if they have to slog it out as long as you can go to college. Its alright if you take up the guy place by trumping up the discrimination charge but not alright when the guy who doesnt go to college, doesnt have a better education literally OWNS you at life?
Man > Woman. THAT is fact.
Next time when your talking to a man,understand your talking to a superior being who is the one giving you your bullshit equality and “rights”… he is your lord, your god, your savior. aMAN.
But it’s fun! Than again, she’s just like any other girl.
” Nevertheless, UNICEF has no program in any one of these places to address this inequality. When boys are disadvantaged, it simply seems that this disadvantage does not matter. This fact led the U.S. delegate at a recent UNICEF executive-board meeting to ask plaintively, “Why just girls?”"
Good stuff Wolfe, good stuff.
Exactly. This is the kind of shit that is pissing off so many men around the world. Ladies, the world doesnt revovle around you. I remember a guy saying that women complain more than an entire dept of men thereby getting their “rights”.
Lets sum up reasons for inequality
- Radical and bias feminist movements
- Rape being too broadly defined
- Alimony
- Guys being conscripted(For some countries, like mine)
So really, you want equality.. you want a fair playing field… but know what? You cant HANDLE it.
Guy vs Girl for a school spot. Guy gets it if its fair, the girl gets it if she uses the bullshit “gender thereoy” and discrimination crap.
So really, before you talk shit to a guy, remember that he is your lord, your master and your god. STFU.
well i dont see anyone stopping us
Hey Female women can post on the site.
However in the FAMQ and Around this site you will also notice the statement women not allowed. Sure you could post on the site, but your not allowed to be on it so I don’t know how your going to work your way around that.
so sad so sad
Only a woman.
Who said it was hilarious?
-Dick
Judging by the comments from your regular posters, it bears more resemblance to my interpretation than yours. And only a woman would find that hillarious. Or hilarious.
This is a contest to promote female illiteracy awareness. Only a woman could see something negative in that.
-Dick