Win $50 During Female Literacy Month
I get countless emails and comments from irate women bemoaning my spelling and grammar. What the fuck do irate women know about spelling and grammar? Compared to other genders, female literacy rates are appallingly low. That’s why I’m taking it upon myself to declare June “Female Literacy Month�? and offer the following incentive for women to improve their abysmal spellsmanship.
As of July 1st 12 noon, the woman who finds the most spelling mistakes on this website, made by yours truly, will be given her choice of $50 or I will purchase a video game for a starving child. I’ll leave the choice up to her, so I think we all know which she’s going to pick.
Women are so fucking selfish.
Maybe female illiteracy is why women can’t figure out how to use birth control. To women, “Take one pill every day,” looks like, “Take a handful of pills every few days and believe in Jesus.” Well Jesus isn’t a big fan of birth control so fuck you. If women could read The Bible, they would know that.
I haven’t made a single spelling error on this site. Manjoyment, mantivities, and mangasm aren’t misspelled words. If I see them in a submission, it is automantically disqualified. There are also more rules.
Female Literacy Month Rules
1. All submissions must be emailed to me no later than July 1st, noon GMT.
2. All words must be accompanied by the URL on which they appear.
3. In case of a tie, the earliest submission is the winner.
4. Lists with correctly spelled words will be disqualified.
5. Italicized words and words with “man�? in them are not misspelled and will be disqualified.
6. Since women don’t know how to use dictionaries, a man is allowed to verify the misspelled words, but not help find them.
7. All participants must be under 190 pounds for liability purposes. I don’t want to get any of you fatties so excited your hearts explode.
8. The choice of a selfish $50 or a video game for a starving child must be clearly marked in the submission.
9. The video game might be Gears of War, but it also might be Nintendogs.
Like when it comes to fighting for peace in the Middle East or apologizing for spilling my beer all over my pants last weekend, I expect women to be a no show on this one.
UNESCO statistics on women and their rampant illiteracy.
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yawn. It’s 32 sots, not 30 and world leader? You? Please. The only world leader I can imagine you emulating is Mugabe for have some serious deficits in charm, wit, wisdom and diplomacy. Now, prove me right by coming back with yet another comment in which you mention sex, or as you like to call it, “pumping ass”. I guess that says it all really.
Just because only janitors and burger flippers pound you’re rotten 30 year old ass only when you’ve drunken and drugged them doesn’t mean that’s how I operate.
It must be a nice fantasy though, you imaging everyone on this site is a pencil neck impotent or a raping beast waiting to strike someone as mediocre as you with drugs.
This great pool of ambition, intelligence, and power contains the future generals, world leaders, and innovators of this planet. Have fun finding lower class scum who will bed a cougar out of pity and enact your inhuman rape fantasies, you repugnant beast.
You mean the unconscious ones whose drinks you slipped GBH into? That’s not fawning, sots, that’s called falling into unconsciousness with you standing next to them.
Right Female, because knowing men are better than women means we never get laid.
You should tell that to the females who fawn over me.
It’s a degree they give to men who complete their indoctrination training on mabtw and who thereafter swear an oath to foresake all women for Dick worship instead.
That’s right and why should I obey someone who pretends to be an adult but who throws abusive tantrums like a 9 year old with ADHD whenever he doesn’t get his own way?
You don’t obey a fucking thing anyway.
Now, now sots, you’ve asked me a question to answer as well as told me to go. Which would you prefer I do first?
What the fuck are you saying? Did you start the “change” into manhood after your years of penis envy?
You’re still not welcome, even with a cock. Fuck off the site and die of AIDS.
“I don’t know why women are so apt to rush out and get a degree and then have to work with other women.”
It’s because if they worked with men, they’d inevitably wind up cheating on their spouses. Or not.
What’s a Bachelor’s degree?
You men make me laugh. Raise your hand if you yourself have at the minimum, a Bachelor’s degree *Anonymous raises his hand and says Postgrad actually, everyone else asks what a Bachelor’s degree is*
I don’t know why women are so apt to rush out and get a degree and then have to work with other women.
Women simply do not get along in groups.
Any more than two and they turn on each other.
Getting a degree or graduating is not the same as being intelligent. Take a look in the engineering and science departments of any university. You’ll see males - VERY few females. I’ve seen plenty of women graduate who were dumb as rocks. The only thing they were good at was doing what they were told to do, so they followed directions and got their degrees. Schools have been altered, dumbed down and feminized. Only reason females are doing better than males in education - discrimination.
Quantify what I’m saying!? You make up numbers with no sources cited and you demand I do? Sorry, doesn’t work. And don’t start citing some feminist clap-trap that’s supposed to pass for objective research. More men unemployed? I doubt it. Are SAHMs counted among your unemployed women? I doubt it. More men self-made millionaires. I believe so. More men at the head of companies. Believe so.
Pick any field of endeavor - ANY! and men are at the top. Try TRUE equality and women fall short of men. Discrimination made into law is the only way that women can even dream of coming close to equality-and it’s a false equality.
^couldnt have said it better myself though i wanted to point out that studying isnt everything that makes the male species better. look at bill for example? though he quit at school, his primal male instincts coupled with the whole thing of being a male, led him to be a stunning success …
AND, lying and/or attributing a child to the wrong man is a little more difficult for a woman to do now.
There’s little to debate here.
Some affirmative action programs were created for women. That’s the only reason their numbers have increased in university/college and in the workforce.
This applies to both sectors, but primarily the public sector (big surprise!).
I have seen job ads that are explicit about hiring women.
I have been told not to waste my time applying for a job because it has been set aside for a woman.
I have heard a former boss of mine (a retard at that) say that he has to hire a woman for the next opening.
I have hired women in the past and fired just as many. The reason? They are simply unable to rise to the occasion and bear any responsibility or accountabilty for their actions.
Why all of this? Because they are inferior and their lobby groups (inter alia) have bitched and moaned for years for all kinds of entitlements, under the banner of “equality,” and created all kinds of myths to justify what is nothing more than a power grab through bogus means.
“Who needs an education with boobs like these”
That kinda female mentality is what I see on a daily basis.
Most women are T-shirt educated.
reply to: anonymous (you can also answer that question ^)
-sighs-. give me a fucking break anonymous. your post was CLEARLY intended to show superiorty that of women over men. so what does your post really show?
women gaining more of an education than men. fair enough, its a common fact that women are more studious, study harder blah blah and get their degrees etc. Good.
But lets look at the facts and men shall we? Men, despite their lack of education, continue to dominate the workforce. Here in my country, the median income of a man is still say 1.5 times that of a female? And dont tell me that they took time off for kids because even with maternity leave, thats 2 years max and men in my country are conscripted to serve national service for 2 and a half years.
so, women have the better education…(*cough affirmative action *cough and if your stats are in the US, well, i can only say that some males prolly have a calling and went to serve in the army for one war or another) and yet they fail to do better?
in the end, all you have proved to me.. from what i see … is that men are born in the harshest of conditions… given the shit of the lot between both genders yet performed MUCH MUCH better than women in top positions. despite all the feminist propaganda, it is widely recognised that men make better bosses than women. it was reported in my papers that women were apparently too bitchy, picky and always always hold a grudge, making them hard to work with.
as for the glass ceiling concept, i say you feminist bitches constructed it yourself to further your own agendas.
what do YOU as a woman want in life?
1) a happy marriage
2) successful career
3) good care of kids
you can only choose at most two. most women do want a happy marriage and children to boot because thats where their maternal instincts kick in. so you can go on with that “suck my ass that kind of consdecending elite feminist attitude that you have”, and enjoy the comfort of a cold life with feminist bitches to share with stories of how you “beat men” - my ass.
Who have degrees in our society. However, I have yet to see a teenage girl read anything out of the teenage romance section. Considering that accounts for 90% of femine literature… well, they’re either dealing with the inferior-educated ape-minded male literature like Othello, Brave New World, The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Universe… or sappy romance novels. Doesn’t sound too educated to me.