Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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Because we see the forest for the trees you myopic fuckwit.
Women’s rights let loose the satanic spiritual matrix of all humanity’s sins and digustipations: the female uncontrolled.
There is no return to balance now.
Earth will brook two masters no more than Heaven two suns.
Fuck them. You’re the better woman.
One of my bigger “culture shocks” was when I went from living in a rural, small town environment to suburbia. I was raised in an area where it was common practice to smile at everyone you met, and open doors for people. I’m not talking about men opening doors for women, I’m using this as more of an example of an attitude of conduct. If you saw someone coming behind you, you held the door open for them instead of letting it slam in their face. If you saw someone who was elderly, or disabled, or struggling with a full load, you went out of your way to go open the door for them. People said ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to waiters/ waitresses, and made a point of treating others with common courtesy.
Being rude is not a sign of being strong, it’s just being rude.
My, you’re awfully gasy today, NMH…….just joking. *laugh* *snort* (oops!)
Wow, Panda, your are so good at facilitating a discussion. *cough*
I’m really going to learn a hell of a lot from you *burp*
Is that enough subtlety for you?
Yeah I noticed the same NoManhole… It seems there’s a divide.
What happened is that during the women’s movement thing, they took things too far, where it went from a search for equality, to creating this world of super-bitchy, rude, control-obssesed women who think smiling is a sign of weakness, and grace is a sign of submission. While seeing catty and rude behaviour as somehow being “strong”.
Now…
Some of the smarter man (me included) would just like to see a return to balance.
The other ones, seem to want to see a return to long-ago… CaveMan days…
Sorry Panda. You are probably right. Good day to you!
This is what happens when women get in. All these broads start talking about their parents and other bullshit that nobody cares about.
Fuck off, bitches.
@ Call Me Cowgirl - Attention whore! =)
I would like an overall return of graciousness into society, but sometimes I think that is impossible when the population becomes as crowded as it is. With the explosion of development, people are pretty much packed right on top of each other, and it seems like the only way to get privacy is to create it artificially by not interacting with anyone in your immmediate vacinity. For example, take your average public transportation and look at the people around you. If you don’t acknowledge other people as anything other than moving landscape items, then what need for graciousness?
@CallMeCowgirl- Howdy, from one cowgirl to another! =)
@ Eric’s quote “And Cowgirl, I welcome your posts. I find your attitude toward your fellow baby-makers refreshing, as well as your interests. I’m not much of an outdoorsman myself, but I’ve always liked women who are. Outdoorsy, country girls just don’t have the same sense of entitlement as the spoiled, cosmopolitan cunts who think they’re on “Sex in the City”. I really don’t see how you could have any difficulty getting a husband. I just saw your MySpace and you are damn cute. You seem like you’d be a lucky find. If I weren’t already married, I’d drive up to Canada and fuck the living daylights out of you myself.”
haha thanks, good to know ;), lol
(now watch- since I have thanked you for the compliments, instead of ignoring you, or telling you off or something, I’ll have a dozen women nagging at me saying I’m an attention whore and that I need your compliments to justify my existence…happens all the time, lol)
I think I hear you. For a while I had feelings toward my mom that bordered on hate, and I feel to some degree I had to come up with some artifice to find my love for her. I feel betrayed by her, but I think compared to others moms, she was a great one. Very frustrating. In the end my dad loves her very much and I dont want to interfere with that.
@nmh- My mom as well, it’s very sad. I HATE what has become of her, especially since my dad died. I love her fiercely, but I question her love for me.
My Dad was a good one as well. Its my mom that I question, unfortunately.
I have a theory that I would like to present. It seems some men want a return to the patriarchy (eg “Commander” Scott) with absolute submission of women, while other men just want a return of female graciousness, kindness, and respect of men. I’m wondering if this is a reasonable overarching division of male attitudes?
@nmh-I’m not a perfect christian, by any means. I don’t even go to church.
I only know what my dad taught me when I was younger and my faith stems from that.
He only allowed the King James version of the bible in our home. He warned me to not read other bibles, because they all had been re written and even the King James was only 75-80% correct, because it had been re written from the original dead sea scrolls.
Naturally, I had a very hard time trying to read that bible, but my dad would sit and explain it to me. He made it very easy for me to believe and to have a tremendous amount of faith. I wish everyone had a dad like mine. I’m positive this world would be a better place.
Christianity is good for nothing but turning whores into “saints” well after their prime years of childbirthing are behind them. Pointless beyond belief.
If there is a spiritual armor that will help the European race survive it will be fanatical Islam. After a few generations of decadent overstimulation we must adopt humbly ways.. or die.
Sorry if I jumped to conclusions. You seem to be extremely familiar with Jesus/christianity, reminiscent to me of a fundamentalist Christian. Again, I am sorry if I jumped to a conclusion. I think for an agnostic like me fundamentalism and non-fundamentalism seems to smear together.
I did date an ordained minister for many years (not a fundamentalist, obviously–an ordained female) and I saw the benefit that Christianity can be to many lives. Its not for me, though.
no manhole Says:I question your apparent religious fundamentalism.
What do you mean, exactly? Oh, and thank you by the way! I think you are a true gentlemen.