Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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I think the smile on my dial is far more satisfying but whatevs!!
No, the smile is all mine when all you can offer is yourself as a cheap sexual thrill. No thanks.
Can’t get fucked? That explains the smile on my face and the scowl on yours.
Right, that’s the best example of charity getting someone kicked out of the garden of Eden for loving you.
Good to see you back in full fighting form, SOTS. We just need to keep the semi-automatic weaponry and explosives away from you….
I’m so sick of this charlatan faggot existing without getting mustard gas launched into his apartment window or getting pushed off his rooftop while he’s on a bender crying and wondering why he can’t get fucked.
Yeah, Eve was greedy alright, that explains why she shared the apple with Adam (if you believe that sort of thing). She could have kept him in a dumbed down state and used him as her plaything, but she decided to give him knowledge equivalent to herself. Perhaps she shouldn’t have.
By the way, Dick (can I call you Dick?), you are a brilliant writer. Keep up the good work…
Feminism is for ineffectual, sad-sack women desperately needing to belong to a group for moral support. They bray for equality and special treatment in the same breath. They clamor for the same opportunities as men, and cry foul when they fail to meet the basic requirements.
Can’t get rid of them. Women who get good cock are clingy. They are like Eve was in the Garden of Eden: no listening skills, selfish and greedy.
So you inadvertently convert women to nymphoism? lol
Havent posted here in awhile, and this topic interests me.
Femnazis talk about equality this and equality that, but what they are really saying is that they wanted to be treated “special”. This doesnt just go for women either, this goes for any supposed minority or downtrodden person.
To make it easy.
Equality = the right to have access to what all others have.
So for the slow women out there that means that nothing should stand in your way to reach the top. IT DOESNT MEAN that you are GIVEN everything. If you dont have the guts, smarts, know-how or drive to get to the top…..guess what, tough shit. I am all for tearing down barriers, but I am definitely against hand-outs and special treatment.
I hate how women bemoan that ALL CEO´s are men. Are ALL men CEO´s? Does EVERY MAN get given his own company at birth? If you listen to the femnazis, thats what you would believe. There are only a very few people at the top, and those people had to fight to get there. The average person doesnt want to get to the top, nor do they have the know-how, so ladies, stop acting like your being denied something. I know, how about you actually put in some effort rather than cruising along on your looks, or the vague threat of a lawsuit.
As for feminism being a business….of course it is. Take a good hard honest look at all of the so called “movements” these days. THEY ARE ALL BUSINESSES. I dont care if your a feminist, a conservative, a hippie, a radical, counter-culture etc…….somebody somewhere has sold you an image and a political ideology. Because remember kiddies, if you arent wearing a certain shirt or reading a certain book or listening to certain music, how will anybody know how different you are.
Real revolutions happen in the mind and heart, they arent a fashion statement.
So ladies, maybe its time you changed yourselves rather than asking the rest of the world to change around YOU.
If you’re a woman, you shouldn’t be here. They go on and on about how equal they are, or how immature we are. They can’t fucking read the goddamned sign.
It pains me to say it, but perhaps dboss, scott, and I are all wasting our breath.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan. The more you dames talk, the more you prove our point for us.
Wow, you are almost my personal hero right now, keep up the good work champ, you are legendary
Who the hell’s gonna read all that shit?
Well I won’t, and I arrived with one conclusion: if you’re a woman, get the fuck out. No one wants to hear your constant whining, go fill your sacks with bull semen and never bother this site again.
Damn.
No Bryan, you are not rambling. You made a series of excellent statements supported by lots of examples. In just a few paragraphs i learned something through your experiences. A woman could never do that. MABTW
the last part of this is so incredibly true. I grew up in a small town called Clarion, Pennsylvania, and people there were rude and polite at the same time. If you are a dickhead or a bitch to someone in little old clarion, they will treat you like shit. The very opposite would be extended if you were polite. Holding doors for women was pretty much expected. Holding doors for anyone behind you was just commonplace. Women were treated just as they are….women. They were treated with a bit of fragility and a smile and a soft handshake got you pretty far with them. If there was no place for conversation or argument, then it was left at that. All and all, you were left the hell alone, unless there was reason for conversation.
Ok, so this is gonna bounce around a bit but stick with me. Things have changed quite a bit. First of all, i no longer live in Clarion. I currently and temporarily reside in Portland, Oregon. (the liberal/fag/dike/bitch capitol of the world) Second, women changed. If you smile at her, the bitch automatically thinks you wanna get in her jeans. News flash women, most of you are out of shape and look like you got hit in the face with a bag of what-the-fuck. Women bitch about you being a pussy if you extend a softened handshake so you don’t crush their osteoporosis ridden, fragile little hands. If you hold a door you get a roll of the eyes and a sigh of discontent instead of the ol fashioned smile and thank you that is so much deserved. I don’t know about any of you but i enjoy getting a door held for me. It’s one less door I gotta open. Man or woman, I will always thank you for a door opening and you should do the same, woman or transformed bitch male. This brings me to my next point..
It started in the early 90s when all media and all women wanted that “sensitive” man. Manly men were scowled upon and many converted to this metro bitch that women are stuck with. Ask and you shall receive. I guess that makes this message to bitch men, as well as women. They have managed to weaken the male to a point that when they act tougher and bigger, it’s cause they are in those circumstances.
Another thing that has become so popular amongst women is getting in your fucking conversation and bitching at you. ever had this happen to you? if not, come to Portland, stand in your BDU’s (Camo uniform for all you bitch males) and talk about a prior trip to afghanistan. I’m sure some stupid, bitchy, under-sexed woman will feel her little “need” to throw in her 2 cents worth of ignorance driven comments about the war and how you are somehow an asshole for being in the military. Whether or not i’m in the military is none of their business and i don’t need to be interrupted so stay the hell back. that’s 2 things wrong with women….. 1 they think we care what they have to say. 2 they think they know more about a place cause they watched a prime time special on it than I do even when I’ve spent a good portion of the last several years there.
I guess i’m rambling but i just wish it was back to that small town attitude where women respected men for being men and got respect for being women. (completely different kind of respect but respect none the less) anyways, feel free to comment and add on if you agree. if you are a bitchy under-sexed women, if i wanted you to open your mouth, I’d jiggle my zipper.
We have the SAW. Talk about a manly name for a fucking a light machine gun. We always give our weaponry manly names for tools of destruction.
Before you come back with MOAB, remember that the Russians created the FOAB. One of our fine scientists or technicians had a lapse and was probably raised by a single mother, so he forgot what it was all about.
Another fine example of throwing femininity into a military equation. Saddam Hussein called his campaign against the United States in 1991 “The Mother of Eternal Battles.”
The United States executed “Desert Storm” and gave that Arab and his mustache a taste of whoop-ass. That’s what you get for bringing a woman to a cockfight. The name Desert Storm is so fucking manly it’s unreal. It’s like we assembled 500,000 men to piss all over them and mark our territory- like real dogs.
“Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me….hit me..” Ian Dury, circa 1978
Absolutely……but I find that mine treats AWS too well and has side effects- physical addiction.