Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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Haha. Fuck yes. I want spaghetti and you better fucking make the meatballs from scratch whore!
why are women posting on this forum?
get back to the kitchen, i’m feeling like lasagna tonight.
This hasn’t been dug yet. Get Dick on the front page!
http://digg.com/comedy/Feminism_Is_A_Business
You’re up for some reproduction? lol.
Stonemonkey, right on abso-fucking-lutely MAN truth!
I had the weekend off getting raped by a “one man woman” who didn’t tell me the one man was the guy she lives with.
And btw… semi-automatics are legal and everywhere. Desk pilots always look silly when they talk about firesticks.
studioline Says: dickmonopoly
My stomach hurts…make it stop….that was funny!!=)
Thanks to Feminism toypenis business grows, even lesbians can’t do without them. Tays are made in China, Thanks for your support!
While I see your point I say 1500 is too cheap. That and I disaprove of using sex for money in the first place. What you think it is anywho, marridge?
The funny part was also, that all these rasta guys are basically homless, thy live on a beach. A night with a rastaman costs 150$, so techically they are only half homeless because women provide them shade at night. Maybe we men should move to beaches and charge women first the 150 then establish dickmonopoly and rise up to like 1000 - 1500$ a night. Then we would be closer to the ideology of Feminism and we could actually understand it better. hmmm?
Ah yes, unconditional love.
Baaw, there’s nothing wrong with me I’m just in the wrong country! The lengths women will go to not to look at themselves astound me.
In the past.. you mean when women didn’t initate domestic violence more, initiate divorces 3/4ths of the time, or think they were as good as men at anything, which they clearly aren’t?
That past?
I wish we still lived in that past.
I don’t blame us either.
looks like all the men here including dick are living in the past….cant blame them
I got this info from a documentary about rastamen, which I watched recently. It was made in a kind of funny way. Out of 40 min documentary They showed 10 min all together the theme of women’s sexturism. But to not make it too controvelsial then there was a second larger theme about rastmen culture. Also narrator said funny things syphatetic with women like ” Oh , these women are not loved in their country that’s why they have to come to Jamaica, searching for true unconditional love and attention… and rastamen are all about love and against the violence…” Maybe the next rapport they’ll make about women loving their dogs because dogs are famous for their uncoditional love. Seems like Feminism has a lot to offer to women but we stupid men don’t see it, that’s why we are all gay:)
Hmm. Cowgirl, I’m up for it if you are.
Eh, about that, anyone else get the vibe that women will just blame feminism for what they do after it’s gone? “BAAAW THE GIANT MOVEMENT TOLD ME TO BE A BITCH BAAW!”
Or we can look at that story from another perspective: Eve couldn’t stand Adam being happy, so she had to share her misery with him and bring him down. Adam fell from grace. The moral of that story: never trust a woman.
Eve certainly blamed Adam for not burning down the tree, otherwise there wouldn’t have been any apples. After all, it’s the man’s fault.
Over 80 000 women a year go to Jamaica alone to engage in “anything goes” sexual activities with men there for which these women pay $. Why do women do that? Because it helps them to maintain the pussy power when they return to their homes. Bravo Feminism!!!
Ah yes, the classic whatever. Best sign of not having a decent response.
I think the smile on my dial is far more satisfying but whatevs!!