Feminism Is A Business
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children.
Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
Scratch that. Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like spoiled children — who get do-overs and freebies until they’re chucking batteries at homeless people out the sunroof of their father’s BMW.
Well-raised kids get stuck with Dick Soup if that’s what they ordered. Do-overs are not a part of man-parenting. Do-overs are for ladies.
Feminism is the idea that women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do — and that they should enjoy them at ten times the volume. Have you ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports? If you have, then you’ve seen the very definition of an overcompensating attention whore. There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
Professional athletes thrive on the respect and worship of men like they were Greek gods. A respect that is so inherent to Sport it cannot even be understood without a penis. Ladies, unless they’re on top of you, you don’t mean shit to professional athletes. You’re embarrassing yourselves with this unwanted fandom.
The idea of convincing someone to enjoy something more than they would otherwise might sound familiar to you. It’s called “marketing”.
You like beer…but do you like Coors Light? You should.
Personally, I don’t like Coors Light. I enjoy Boddingtons, Smithwick’s, Tecate, John Smith, Guinness, Imperial, MGD, and nearly any microbrew over 10% abv. But there are thousands of men out there who pay their mortgage every month just trying to convince me to add Coors to that list.
Carl’s Jr: Fuck you, I’m eating.
Feminism is powered by women who eat and feed themselves and their dozens of worthless cats with money made by maintaining and promoting the infernal machine that is feminism.
There are women out there who make their living convincing young women to play sports. Otherwise, they lose their budget.
Without feminism, Women’s Studies “professors” and ten thousand of the ugliest bitches on Earth would have to learn how to fuck properly in order to put a roof over their heads. Because what does life spent promoting women’s issues prepare you for? It’s technically not “marketing” because these dozy broads buy it by the trough. That makes it a cult.
Feminism: the Cult of Do-Overs
Even if you swallow all the bullshit, “equality” is a task that has an end. However, if feminism ever achieves this imaginary task, thousands of know-nothing, over-educated bitches will be out of a job faster than their cats will resort to eating one another to stay alive in the real world. Feminism isn’t about achieving anything. It’s about staying in business.
Feminism is about creating more feminist problems.
If Richard Jewell had actually planted that bomb at the 96 Summer Olympics and then called it in so he would look like a hero — like Janet Reno said he did — feminism would be Richard Jewell.
I bet they don’t even offer an introductory course on carpet munching in Women’s Studies. As far as I see it, pretending you’re half “lesbian” is the first requirement to being a feminist.
Men love working our asses off. Men love stacking up our accomplishments and shoving them in everyone’s face — or sometimes not shoving them in everyone’s face, but still making sure that everyone knows they could be shoved in their face at any moment. That’s called “being the bigger man”. And that’s also something women can’t do. Men love partying, going out with our man-friends, and most importantly, sleeping around.
Women don’t.
Women like getting shit for free based on their looks, and as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult. A cult of do-overs.
If you’re one of these Daddy’s Little Princesses who thinks I’m full of shit because I’m teaching some manly analogue to feminism, go fuck yourself. I don’t care if men don’t agree with me. I don’t give a fuck if anyone agrees with me.
I’ll make you guys a deal. If any of you don’t agree with me, go get a job in an office and get married to the sweetest, most caring, least likely to be a bitch in seven years while having at least two guys on the side that she secretly chats with on MySpace up until then, and then come see me in ten years with your opinion unchanged.
You’ll be back, but it won’t be to gloat.
I’ll be fucking feminism all week. It’ll be fun. Like fucking a girl with self-esteem so low she can’t tell the difference between love and not getting spit on.
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This is what posting without sufficient coffee causes.
Yes… and I’m above betrayal because you can’t fall in love with a community pump who takes you her girlfriend’s house and says she wants to give her oral in front of you.
And she paid for everything.. I call it reserve feminism.
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@sots- Why does she still live with this guy?? ( hope you don’t mind my asking.) I would hate to see you go threw betrayal again.
You overthink your way into a titanium cage as usual.
It was a simple fling from a sexually insatiable slut. She’s obviously done it before, and had experience in making her wallet(him) and her cock(I) serve her needs without either knowing.
Know I’m aware and it’s finished. Period.
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Hmmm…..it appears she may have selected you as the more highly evolved man to produce offspring with.
Maybe you can consider holding off on your plans to establish the “new world order” for the moment to see this interesting development through. Besides, if you establish a monarchy, it would be nice to have a queen beside you. Good luck.
In this case the weakness was ignorance or stupidity because he’s built like a truck.
Interesting. If your paramour was ovulating, you may have made a man a cuckold. I guess all that stuff Matt Ridley was saying “In the Red Queen” of wimpy men being made cuckolds is correct. If you don’t mind, you’ll have to keep us posted about this. Some of the darker aspects of evolution, as applied to human sexuality, have always fascinated me.
Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children, with special attention, care, understaning, patience… and at the same time officialy men should acknowledge outloud that women are superior, know better are far more mature… and no type of critisism is allowed orelse a man who dares to challange this dogma will be banned form the society right afer his balls will get cut-off. click, click. This way women will stay with endless unfullfiled needs and that creates? - more business…
As a further note I have also found some interesting interviews talking about how feminism was a top-down movement, NOT a grassroots movement. Its aim was to make more women enter the workplace so that companies could have a larger workforce. It was meant to, and is, break down the family unit so that the average citizen would rely more heavily on the government and companies for support, therefore upping profits.
Do a search on Rockerfeller stuff. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1263677258215075609&hl=en-GB
Now, some of you out there (especially women) will read this and think “What a load of crap”. But Im betting that those same women are willing to believe in numerous other “conspiracies”, so why not this one?
I found this interesting article while surfing the net. It goes some way towards proving that (some) women dont really want to work hard. It might also help some women to understand why men get angry when they get home from work and nothing has been done around the house (if the wife/gf only works part-time or is a housewife).
http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/index.cfm?PgNm=TCE&Params=M1ART M0013170
right on man……….but try living in the 21th century…its not so bad
Haha. Fuck yes. I want spaghetti and you better fucking make the meatballs from scratch whore!
why are women posting on this forum?
get back to the kitchen, i’m feeling like lasagna tonight.
This hasn’t been dug yet. Get Dick on the front page!
http://digg.com/comedy/Feminism_Is_A_Business
You’re up for some reproduction? lol.
Stonemonkey, right on abso-fucking-lutely MAN truth!
I had the weekend off getting raped by a “one man woman” who didn’t tell me the one man was the guy she lives with.
And btw… semi-automatics are legal and everywhere. Desk pilots always look silly when they talk about firesticks.
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My stomach hurts…make it stop….that was funny!!=)
Thanks to Feminism toypenis business grows, even lesbians can’t do without them. Tays are made in China, Thanks for your support!
While I see your point I say 1500 is too cheap. That and I disaprove of using sex for money in the first place. What you think it is anywho, marridge?