The F Word

The F word today is Feminism — not fuck like it is usually.

It seems that on the topic of men being better than women eventually the topic of feminism should be covered.

Although I don’t really see why.

Since no one gives a shit about it.

Instead of summing up The Feminism, Feminists, or the Feminist Movement in any way shape or form, I’m just going to let the experts do it for you.

Point your browser over to feministing.com, a harem of horn trumpeting and the slandering of nonsense the likes of which I have never seen before. It’s as if someone has hot-boxed horseshit hysteria. Remember that one short-lived game on American Gladiator, where the contestants and the gladiators would bounce from platforms on bungee cords, with a frantic and desperate mania, to stick Velcro balls to a suspended pole in the middle of an arena? Of course you remember it you’re a man and every episode of that show was man-tasticly great. Feministing.com is a lot like that game. Except instead of contenders, gladiators, and balls; there are only women and their lust for getting outraged as quickly and as often as possible about absolutely any news story that has to do with men, women, or gender. The frantic and desperate mania is quite the same.

Since only men are allowed to read this, I can guarantee what the first thing that catches your eyes on that page will be, and that is the giant picture of the braless woman on the right hand column of the page with her nipples sticking through her shirt.

Let me repeat that.

With her braless nipples sticking through her shirt.

Interesting.

That’s a very interesting thing to see on a site whose sole purpose is to counter that exact kind of female empowerment (read exploitation). It’s so interesting that one might even call it not interesting at all, typical, and complete bullshit hypocrisy.

Far be it from me to tell someone how to run a business — which feminism definitely is, just as much as is Nike Jogging Wear for women. The picture is an ad to sell T-shirts. That’s fine. Everyone knows attractive women sell the goods as well as their goods (while still not being as good as men at doing so). Women see that ad and immediately lust for her braless attention like rabid wolves, frothing at the mouth for their chance to casually tread the line between “taken seriously” and “woops”.

Put your hard helmets on, ladies. Your integrity is dropping like flies as Girl Power strikes again.

Addendum:

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  1. Harrison Richardson Says:

    cop stash said:

    Will said:

    Haruhi said:

    Dutchman said:

    Hey,

    Here in the Netherlands its the seemd. Sorry mine English is not so good. The woman in the Netherlands are the seemd like the US. They spend money who the men has worked for they can not drive cars. They dont make accidants but they create accidants. But they are not whores that’s to hard man. They want from us to treat them equial when it is for them pleassure if it is not then they are not want to be trheat equial.

    greets from the Netherlands

    SUPER-MAN said:

    I am concerned with the future of this earth.
    I am concerned with the fate of our peoples.
    I am so sad that hate like this is real.

    To Women,

    You are all beautiful.
    There are so many men who don’t think like this.
    Please don’t let the men whose voices are heard on this website stop you from becoming successful.

    I give you props for your comment.
    As a 24 year old woman, I just find this funny.
    Most smart women know that not all men are like Dick, and wouldn’t leave messages on his answering machine anyways.

    To all the women ranting and raving about this site.

    Stop getting angry; laugh at Dick’s points of view. Leaving negative messages and/or comments does not help in any way. If you are going to leave negative messages, make sure they aren’t stupid. Know that you don’t represent all women, so make statements at your own risk. I’m going to continue laughing now. Hahaha.

    Bull shit is exactly what you just wrote darling..

    “produce you” Wrong.. That is a process the requires both a man and a woman..

    “Love you” Now here is the most idiotic thing ever. True love by definition is unconditional.. There is no such thing in human relationships. All human relationships are based purely on conditional attraction.. You base your love provided that said mate meets your conditions for attraction whether it be a big penis, money, how cute he is, how smart, how charming, or how fun he is.. and to just to prove this point… To expect unconditional love from someone is in its self a condition and thus makes you hypocritical.. When was the last time you have seen a hot woman ask a homeless man out on a date? The story of the hunchback is all you need for this example of your bullshit. Anyone that says the “LOVE” their mate is delusional..The love what they can get from you or what you have to offer according to their expectations and nothing more..

    “fuck you” Interesting use of words.. What ever happened to “make love to you” Yeah because you finally got something right. However, you failed to even realize what you have admitted to. Fucking is exactly what it all bares down to in the end.. It’s all about finding the right male to bare children with..It’s no more complicated than female penguins looking for the male with the highest stack of pebbles..It’s all primal in nature regardless of how you feel or deny it.. A womans wants are their needs, and they never know what they really want other than making more babies and finding a man puppet to secure a life for them.

    “feed you” No man needs a woman to feed him.. After all we can fish, hunt, and actually design and build the technologies used to produce said food. A man can grill like no other at your family cook out.. You only feed us to appease us so we will continue to provide a roof over your head and a paid credit card for your out of control shopping sprees.

    So much for writing for the ladies.. At least take the time to understand human nature and instincts before posting.

    Hey,
    Would you ask a smelly, toothless homeless woman on a date? I know I wouldn’t. Love is a delusion? Only if you adhere to some strict definition of which love is totaly unconditional - which is a little extreme. Another thing, all the “roof over your head” crap - I bet your not putting a roof over anyones head - did you ask your mother if you could come on this website? Why don’t you go freshen up your goth makeup and put in a few more earings. Nice of you to take up for your hunchback girlfriend like that. Alright, look, we all promise to save all of the stinky, hunchback homeless people for you.

    Ah typical. Goes from debating to cursing mudslinging and debasing when she can no longer offer counterpoint :) And thus your stupidity shows Better tuck it back under your skirt there. No longer a debate or even a conversation, just a bunch of monkeychatter.

  2. Kriz Says:

    Fifteen Year Old Girl. said:

    Women>Men.

    We, the women, make your so-called amazing men. We made you all. We are the ones who produce you, love you, fuck you, and feed you. You say “Writing is for ladies. Say it instead.” Excuse me, but didn’t you write a book, asshole? I find it hilarious how you have thrown your entire life into proving that the vagina is inferior to the penis. Are you listening to yourself? I am a writer, and writing is for the ladies and you know why? Because all men write, is this bullshit.

    Look, a vagina is not inferior to a penis, no one is trying to say that. Vaginas save women from being totally useless. Besides that, women also have anuses.
    I think the point Mr. Masterson is trying to make, is that history has proven that women should just shut the fuck up and do what they’re told to do.

  3. brandon pilo Says:

    Feministing.com sounds a lot like fisting, that’s the first thing I noticed.

  4. random person Says:

    I have a question first, before i actually talk about this.
    Is Dick a homosexual?

    Anyways, with that out of the picture

    Anyone who agrees with this guy must be pretty fucked up, or perhaps drunk.
    Either way, you cant say that men are superior to women, because women give birth to men ( sorry had to bring it up, even though its probably been brought up a lot) and also, that would be essentially LIKE HITLER
    not in the racist way, but the concept that Dick and all you chauvinists say that men are the ultimate being and women are the sniveling sex slaves, is EXACTLY LIKE HITLER SAYING ARYANS ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE.

    So Dick says he hates Hitler? Well guess who’s Hitler 2.
    Dick. Get the FUCK off a normal humans planet, and go Fuck your 92 boyfriends

  5. doubt Says:

    manhole said:

    [TL;DR]

    She’s having a bad ass day.

    Q. Why do manholes keep their holes so close together?
    A. So you can carry them around like a six-pack.

  6. Dick's and Idiot Says:

    Writing is for ladies? Clearly you haven’t read many books like, oh i don’t know, Ulysses or Moby Dick. And if you are going to say, well that’s because women are useless and can’t write either, wrong again! If you think women suck at writing you must have missed the entire Victorian Era. I dont understand how women are useless when all these people are right, Women do create men. Did you know that women can produce children without men now using bone marrow? So really it looks like men are useless. Anything you can do i can do better! I can pee standing up if i have but i choose not to. I could steal your job away from you! You are the reason women are raped and violently attacked. I would love to sit an dhave a full conversation with you.

  7. Rach Says:

    I read this blog everyday. I’m a feminist and this site is jokes. We love you Dick. Right on, you’re such a little cutie

  8. battlefever Says:

    The hilarious part is, Duck, wait, misspelt that, Dick* is that you didn’t even explain what feminism is. Probably because you don’t have a fucking clue but whatever we’ll roll with it. The other part is that this is the typical stereotypical nonsense generated by both men and women, for when they get an idea rolling in their minds and think “Hey this is something easy to blame or pick on” and then turn into a rolling mound of complete nonsense, making its way down the hill of society picking up more of the shit that started it. Seriously, what you’re trying to say is a complete reflection of what racism is. Pick something, hate it, write a book on it, and impress the same stereotypical shit into others until you have a group of people, big or small, that don’t even know why they agree or don’t agree, they just accept it as if it were true and clear as day. You make it sound like you have a bunch of decently picked points that put women in their ‘place’. But what’s wrong with being feminist? Many gay people are feminists and they are still men, you have something against them as well? Whilst us men are big and strong, and destroy things and boast about our unbelievable accomplishments, you think that women sit around and bitch all day doing nothing good in the world except having babies that you claim men would be better at? What the fuck mate, get the facts straight, do you hate women or are you jealous of them because you constantly have something to live up to, being a man and all, you can’t be seen as a wimp, you can’t be seen bitching about something because another man will make a judgement and that will affect you in every way possible, thats why the term feminist was invented, it basically means ‘Un-Manly’. F U C K O F F . Get a life, this is just childish, given no thought whatsoever, nothing you say clarifies anything except that you are a bitching train of shit yourself. No man BELIEVES this stuff, they just accept it because it seems to make sense on the surface. The point is that you are a horrible person indeed. Picking on something that other people can’t control is WEAK. You are weak. No one who is self confident needs the approval of a million pleating lambs, no one who believes in something strongly needs to care what other people think. Writing a book? Fine. Lots of people write books about stupid shit like this. But no one who truly believes what they think needs the approval of other people, especially on website devoted to voicemail so we can all hear how much support you get from what seems to be every brickhead man on the planet, and you choose to throw in a few out of the ordinary comments from women that fit your stereotypical figure just to boost your point further. The girl you burned on Dr. Phil, she was only offended because she is feminine (get it, ‘Un-Manly’, she cares what other people think and it was a horrible thing to say, what did you expect her to do? The way you and most brickheads like you see it, is you are so good, that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you at all, and nothing you do can be compromised in any way possible. To you, women are so insignificant that you can’t be harmed in any way by them. Well you can thank anything that men are the ones with physical strength because trust me if women got that perk you would be less of a man than you are now. You will probably live in this world of yours for the rest of your life. Unlike you, i hope many other people choose to live in a world where everyone is respected equally, gay, negro, man, woman, child, it doesn’t matter. Women might bitch less if ‘men’ like you didn’t fuck them around so much.

    sorry for the long post, but considering how many people actually think this guy is a legend you need the clarification. im hoping many of you will post fuckwit comments trying to explain how wrong I am, i can even see the next comment “Battlefever is a fucking homo you stupid shithead - you’re the bitching fuck and you’re as bad as any woman” .. lets see how right i am shall we (btw incase you didn’t pick it up, im a guy)

  9. Muzalon Says:

    battlefever said:

    The hilarious part is, Duck, wait, misspelt that, Dick* is that you didn’t even explain what feminism is. Probably because you don’t have a fucking clue but whatever we’ll roll with it. The other part is that this is the typical stereotypical nonsense generated by both men and women, for when they get an idea rolling in their minds and think “Hey this is something easy to blame or pick on” and then turn into a rolling mound of complete nonsense, making its way down the hill of society picking up more of the shit that started it. Seriously, what you’re trying to say is a complete reflection of what racism is. Pick something, hate it, write a book on it, and impress the same stereotypical shit into others until you have a group of people, big or small, that don’t even know why they agree or don’t agree, they just accept it as if it were true and clear as day. You make it sound like you have a bunch of decently picked points that put women in their ‘place’. But what’s wrong with being feminist? Many gay people are feminists and they are still men, you have something against them as well? Whilst us men are big and strong, and destroy things and boast about our unbelievable accomplishments, you think that women sit around and bitch all day doing nothing good in the world except having babies that you claim men would be better at? What the fuck mate, get the facts straight, do you hate women or are you jealous of them because you constantly have something to live up to, being a man and all, you can’t be seen as a wimp, you can’t be seen bitching about something because another man will make a judgement and that will affect you in every way possible, thats why the term feminist was invented, it basically means ‘Un-Manly’. F U C K O F F . Get a life, this is just childish, given no thought whatsoever, nothing you say clarifies anything except that you are a bitching train of shit yourself. No man BELIEVES this stuff, they just accept it because it seems to make sense on the surface. The point is that you are a horrible person indeed. Picking on something that other people can’t control is WEAK. You are weak. No one who is self confident needs the approval of a million pleating lambs, no one who believes in something strongly needs to care what other people think. Writing a book? Fine. Lots of people write books about stupid shit like this. But no one who truly believes what they think needs the approval of other people, especially on website devoted to voicemail so we can all hear how much support you get from what seems to be every brickhead man on the planet, and you choose to throw in a few out of the ordinary comments from women that fit your stereotypical figure just to boost your point further. The girl you burned on Dr. Phil, she was only offended because she is feminine (get it, ‘Un-Manly’, she cares what other people think and it was a horrible thing to say, what did you expect her to do? The way you and most brickheads like you see it, is you are so good, that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you at all, and nothing you do can be compromised in any way possible. To you, women are so insignificant that you can’t be harmed in any way by them. Well you can thank anything that men are the ones with physical strength because trust me if women got that perk you would be less of a man than you are now. You will probably live in this world of yours for the rest of your life. Unlike you, i hope many other people choose to live in a world where everyone is respected equally, gay, negro, man, woman, child, it doesn’t matter. Women might bitch less if ‘men’ like you didn’t fuck them around so much.

    sorry for the long post, but considering how many people actually think this guy is a legend you need the clarification. im hoping many of you will post fuckwit comments trying to explain how wrong I am, i can even see the next comment “Battlefever is a fucking homo you stupid shithead - you’re the bitching fuck and you’re as bad as any woman” .. lets see how right i am shall we (btw incase you didn’t pick it up, im a guy)

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  10. battlefever Says:

    my point proved entirely.

  11. Muzalon Says:

    What point?

  12. battlefever Says:

    clearly you didn’t read the post, you just glanced at it, saw that it was too long to read and decided you would add something as humorous as this website to the comment page, toughen up

  13. battlefever Says:

    im going to bed, hopefully when i wake up there will be 100 other pathetic fucks like you who’s comments i can laugh at

  14. Muzalon Says:

    The Return button is to the right of the keyboard. The little finger of your right hand should be able to reach it, unless you are disabled.

  15. doubt Says:

    I say time better spent using Skype to prank hooters. Be sure to post your excapades on youtube and link them.

  16. Muzalon Says:

    He’s probably masturbating over the latest issue of ‘Euro-Boys’ as we type. ‘Going to bed’, my foot…

  17. doubt Says:

    Please stop calling the manholes men. They seem to take the acknowledgement of their sexual confusion as some perverse victory or another.

  18. Larry ManlyMan Says:

    Nice girl said:

    you know what i think?

    No one cares what you think. Because your thoughts are shallow and empty. Put my cock back in your mouth, you aren’t allowed to breathe until I cum.

  19. Muzalon Says:

    Larry ManlyMan said:

    Nice girl said:

    you know what i think?

    No one cares what you think. Because your thoughts are shallow and empty. Put my cock back in your mouth, you aren’t allowed to breathe until I cum.

    What if her head is severed?

  20. studioline Says:

    @ battlefever, Rach, Dick’s an idiot, random person, nice girl and all of the rest like you female idiots;

    Do you realize how, stupid you are?
    Ok let’s make this question easier - do you even have a clue how stupid you are and where you make the mistake?

    I know what you feel,

    - that you can stay stupid as long as you have a swamp between your legs.

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