Women Traded Cooking and Cleaning for Blowjobs
Ever wonder why the only place you can get a home cooked, fresh baked apple pie these days is at Marie Calendar’s or at your grandmother’s house?
It’s because during a movement called “Women’s Liberation”, women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs
Does anyone also remember when men worldwide exchanged being the sole breadwinner of the house for listening to their woman’s endless screed of woman problems?
No, no one does. That’s because it never happened.
Men don’t operate like that. All of us work on one principle: always going up and always going faster — and better whenever possible, which to a man is all the time. That means we don’t get to trade shit we don’t want to do for things like are easier, like how today’s modern, “liberated” women traded cooking and cleaning for blowjobs.
How typical of the laziness of the female species. When men are requested to do something in addition to what they’re already doing, they just say, “Well I guess I better do that then.” Then they fucking do it.
Women, however, ration their time out in bits and pieces like it was worth half a damn in the first place. The whole thing is amateur and childish, really. Imagine if men worked that way. When we men invented farming and agriculture, we would have just stopped hunting all together and became a veganous species of some kind.
Would you like from fries with your Big Mac? No, because there’s no such thing as a Big Mac in a world without meat. And that’s exactly what we would have if women ran the show. No meat, just a bunch of aimless dreams and junior high grab-ass horseshit.
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NIGGERS: Ok, why don’t we start a site about niggers? I mean everyone except niggers know that niggers are ruining the world and the chicken population. In 100 years there will be no white, black, brown etc. people but only half cast nignogs who will be thoroughly trained in mugging from an early age. Chicken will become extinct and you know why. A golliwog without a chicken leg is like a fish without water. Apes are apes and we ALL know it to be true but people try to be politically correct and ignore the global monkey crisis.
HATE: On the other hand… WOMEN. I hate them! American women are especially evil as they are nothing but money grabbers. Eastern European women from countries like Hungry, Poland, Czech., etc. are mainly all whores. Dirty slags! Check out the “actresses/models” in all the porn films made in the last seven years and you will find that 90% of them are from Eastern Europe! These slags were starving at one time but now they let 20 men shoot cum on their faces for some money.
LOVE: On the other hand… WOMEN. I love them! I have 3 nice looking girlfriends on the go. I love to fuck them all the time, probably about 15 times a week. I pump their asses most of the time as they love it. Driving my thick cock in to their tightish assholes makes them scream with pleasure. I am lucky as I am getting the best of ALL worlds.
AMERICA: I read a joke on a site on the Internet but did not understand it. Can someone explain please? It said…
“If you have to go to the states for your holidays, make sure you use only Brylcreem as greedy Americans will kill you for the oil in your hair!”
What the hell is that all about? Americans have a murderous thirst for oil?
ME: Ok it is true that I fuck these 3 women of mine quite a lot but I must admit that I suck a lot of cock too. I also take it up the ass many times a week. I love cock and pussy and it is not my fault. I was born like this and am enjoying every minute of it. So I can’t really say I hate men because I suck cocks and swallow cum and get them to fuck my ass to kingdom come. I also can’t really say I hate women because they suck my cock and swallow my cum and I fuck them up the ass and in their cunts too. But I can say that I hate all animals because I don’t have any sexual relations with any. Apart from the normal type of animals I also don’t have sex with nignogs as that would be classed as animal sex too.
What do you think? Do you agree with me friends? Nice site Dick buddy. Good luck and may the horse be with you (not meaning Enumclaw, too painful!).
Bitch stole my shtick.
Surprised I could stand your womanese.
You do realize that blowing ourselves up was a sure fast way to modernization and self improvement? It is this innate natural aggression in men which has engendered upon some of the world’s greatest inventions. Weapons which were used for wars (sulphur dioxide etc) were subsequently being used on other things like agriculture.
It is through fighting, taking down the enemy, beating down the best that you improve. The same works for sports.
HULK SMASH TEXT WALL!!!
Just like the drifting “mind” it came from, this diatribe just went on and on and on and on and on and on and on….with no cogent theme (or paragraphing).
Classic womansputter. Just file it straight in the trash.
*sigh* goodness! that was beautifully spoken :D but arent you missing the point? if you men know women so well then you should know by now that we don’t listen to your random babblings:) if it says “females not allowed” we sure as hell are gonna find out what you are saying about us:) anyways according to my friend warren i can argue with the best of them…am i trying on this site? no men are too pigheaded…*laughing maniacally* by the way…i almost gave up on men too. I mean there are only so many times that you can watch your mom beaten and/or cheated on as well as your grandmother…and there are only so many times you can take being cheated on by someone you loved and trusted. but then i met my current boyfriend…and my faith is renewed that men are good, pigheaded yes, but good nonetheless…you just have to learn how to seperate them from the worthless pigs. A man isnt some one who can bash a female and say ” learn your place”. A man is most definietly not someone who beats you up for fun…or cheats because he can get away with it…a man is that guy knows right from wrong and can admit hes being wrong….hes someone who takes the responsibilities and consequences of his own problems instead of blaming them on the female race. im dating a man…and all i see on this site is a bunch of boys who think theyre manly…besides…if youre so manly then why say females not allowed? say females this is what we really think of you….for heavens sake if you have a problem with us dont hide it from us, thats so childish. you should enjoy telling us what worthless whores we are to our faces…
After all thats what my grandfather did with my grandma-and he called himself a man :)
hmmm actually mister whoever you are…my sister beat up an 8th grader who happened to be a male….and she was only in kindergarten (very true story, she even got suspended for it :))
by the way when you say women are greedy and lazy…tell that to my mom and grandmother. my stepfather and my mom worked….the difference? my stepfather blew all his money on guns and dogs and my mom worked more hours than he did just sos she could put food on the table and keep a roof over our heads. And my grandmother has worked her entire life just to provide for her children because of my piece of crap mosleting grandfather…if my dad and read what you just wrote he would hunt you down and kick your ass because my grandmother has never been greedy and never been lazy…and my father would be the first to say so…she worked two jobs and my dad had to work two jobs…between the two of them they still barely made it…so watch what you say fuckface.
oh and physical strenght means nothing if you dont also have mental strength. my aunt trish…who is very small…could probably kick your ass…she is also the strongest female ive ever known…shes been through more shit then youll ever dream of putting a female through
Women in the military should be consigned to scrubbing the latrines squeaky clean.
- Eric Prydz pres. Pryda - Tonight
-But it’s no explosion of brilliance either. Without Men, women would still be hanging up curtains in caves.
Which is funny because women join the army and fight wars also, so dont act like its just men who are killers. Plus its also human nature (or any kind of life form for that matter) to battle when there is conflict, that means men and women, actually i regulary hear from girls that ive talked to or know, that they prefer to have male friends over female ones, because they say other girls talk to much shit and are always trying to backstab eachother.
I’ve also witnessed this with my own eyes, im pretty sure anyone you know has witnessed this. Which makes it a fact.
Therefore, it is also a FACT that women are capable of the same amount of evil or error or how ever you chose to see it as, or even more (considering if you bring the whole “feelings” thing into play which cause irrational moodswings and dulls sence of judgement, because feelings are illogical, and women deal with them the most since their nature is emotional beings.) .
And one more note, J if you are an american, re-think what you say before you say it because war actually brought freedom and independence to that country and im pretty sure you feel comfy enjoying all the nicetys these “idiots” fought for (which might not have been possible today if they didnt).
J men aren’t a “one concious hivemind estrogen clusterfuck” like women you fucking ingrate.
Men are individuals who have different passions and nothing is more manly than making the world in your image.
J, were you actually bragging about having a period???
LMAO
J- this site isn’t about grammar.
If i wanted to demonstrate my grammar skills then I’m sure could.
The point I was making was that men are far women superior to women and that they should know their place in society.
If what I said was beyond your realms of intellegence that is your problem and not mine.
I also made the point that I was brainwashed to believe women should be equal to us, but through time and experience I have learnt otherwise.
So your pathetic argument about how my mother took drugs makes no sense at all, I used to have of the same view as you…and I’m sure that if I had the same opinion as you now, you would claim that I was intelligent and my grammar wouldnt have been an issue for you.
I have read a lot of womens opinions on here and although I dont agree with them, at least they try to make sense of their argument with a small amount of reasoning (a very basic level which they are cacpable of) and unlike yourself don’t resort to personal nit-picking and make ridiculous assumptions on someone personal upbringing.
So when you feel like intruding on our site again please come back with some grounded arguments.
I would love nothing more than to believe we are more than equal.
But I have seen nothing that convinces me of that. If you think you can do this then be my guest.
Until then keep your pathetic and mis guided opinions about me to yourself.
If you want to get personal then you could at least shave the hairs from your top lip. You, like many other females, are a grotesque waste of human life, consumed with greed and self satisfaction.
And I dont hate all women. Just those who don’t know know their place.
You should know yours J-and its is definetely not on this site. This is a site based on well thought out opinions and observations, that as a female, you are simply not capable of comprehending.
It would be intresting to see how much of this you understand.
So in the words of Dick- fuck off our site. FULL STOP!
Doubt,
Aren’t you missing your Dungeons and Dragons conference? Star-Trek-O-Rama? I’m sure you could find someone there who might actually want to listen to your dribble.
By the way, if men are responsible for all of civilization, then you’re also responsible for wars which create and destroy it. Congratulations on that achievement. Only idiots would blow themselves up and boast about it.
Being a woman isn’t a disability.
You mean the retarded sex is responsible for 99% of the world’s achievements? Because as far as I can tell, throughout history, gurlz are responsible for, at most, less than 50% of the reproduction cycle. Now, before any of you cunts start brawling and crying about how hard throwing up at three in the morning is, who is it dragging your fat, bloated ass to the bathroom at three AM? And who is it who can walk out of this little predicament any time he fucking well pleases, but stays with your pathetic moaning ass out of pity? That’s right, the man. Now, you can bitch about how great you catty gurlz are, but remember that it’s always the man who chooses to stay with the woman. If you have a father of any type, you’d either be fucking-well grateful for it, or should have left home like all those times you threatened to.
Who made the seven wonders of the world, from the planning to the construction? Oh, right, men. And where were the gurlz? Bitching about how much PMS sucks at home - oh, wait, in those days, I guess PMS and pregnancy weren’t so bad, because a girl could shut-the-fuck up and know her place. I suppose they must have gotten worse over time - yeah, that’s it.
Well, let’s see - female, the only disability where it is socially acceptable to complain about it constantly. You can bet your fat ass you aren’t unique - 50% of the population, slut. And let’s see, the blind - no, they deal with it. The deaf, the *cough* ‘retarded,’ they all make the most of what they got. But a gurl? No, apparently having all those vagina privileges isn’t enough.
The only solution I see is to give them a crash-course in thankfulness. Hey, you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone, slut!
Sig H,
If you started to bleed once a month, I’m sure you’d be in the hospital bawling like a newborn. You’d never survive as a woman, so I guess you should be happy that you were born retarded….er, a man.
Still better than all of you pricks,
J
Jo-dy Fox –
Did your Mom smoke when she was pregnant? Drugs, maybe? It would explain A LOT!
Why don’t you have a grammar lesson before you return to this site? I’m having a little difficulty reading your idiotic-male-ese.
Thanks!
e v i l e d d y said:
It angers me that women feel they need to ruin anything a man has created or is doing to try to show us up… why can’t they piss off and leave us alone to work on things?
I don’t know….maybe because we want them done (a) correctly, and (b) this century? I mean, you men are as simple as a mentally-challenged puppy. All someone has to do is throw a ball and we’ll spend the next two months trying to track you down.
Why don’t you just go lie down underneath my car? I bet the world would be a better place without you! :)