Marie Curie Deserves a Nobel Prize in Full of Shit
You know, I’m seriously sick of all this Marie Curie nonsense.
Men, let me tell you one thing that I know as 100% fact. Marie Curie was not some fucking super scientist that saved all women from the brink of total historical irrelevance. Women can’t be scientists; plain and simple. It’s not in their blood.
What she actually was — just like every other successful woman in history — was an opinionated, bray-hard, nag ninny with a penchant for stealing the work of her diligent husband.
Marie Curie was the Courtney Love of the 1920’s.
Watch me as I compile a man-erific list of evidence against this pseudo-chemist broad-fraud and her tall tales of females in science. The very idea of which is as laughable as a farting machine.
First of all, Madam Marie Curie didn’t win any fuck all Nobel Prize. She won a third of a Nobel Prize. And to do so she had to support herself on not only her husband, but some other dude as well. How typical of a woman to allow her business relationships to become inappropriately mingled with her personal life. If Marie Curie deserves any kind of Nobel Prize, it’s one for Cock Teasing — which shouldn’t be rewarded. That’s why there’s no Nobel Prize for it.
Marie Curie was the first woman to be allegedly awarded the Nobel Prize.
Here’s a lesson that I’ve learned while reading books of history. I’m a man so I enjoy history. I find it a comfortable fit with my manly ethos; like a worn jacket or old pair of sneaking shoes. Unlike women of course, who loathe history as much as they hate being told they’re just as obnoxious as their mothers. And they all are.
Throughout my years of didactic historical research, I’ve realized that any time a woman is the first to do something it’s always complete token bullshit. And I mean industrial-grade, economy-sized bullshit. The kind of tangled nonsense horseshit you get when you cross a woman and an opinion, or a mule and a spinning wheel. Just like Sandra Day O’Connor, Susan B. Anthony, Edith Wharton, Rebecca Felton, Lucy Stone, Madeline Albright, and Sally Ride; Marie Curie is nothing more than a lip-serviced “Runner Up” in the history of MAN.
What my point is, is that instead of hijacking her husbands work on radiation and spouting an infeasible, overly-idealistic and immature philosophical dogma about scientific progress while doing so, Marie Curie should have been going for her Nobel Prize in Not Dying of Radiation Poisoning like a twat. What the fuck do women know about scientific progress anyway? How about absolutely nothing.
Marie Curie was also widely known as a racist — and she was also Polish so you know she was dumb as shit.
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October 28th, 2005 at 6:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
(meant) … typing on the other hand.. I do need another coffee for this morning it seems.
October 28th, 2005 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
alen, you’re arguing/lecturing semantics and meaning with a woman! What’s next, explaining to a Ju Ju Bee the impact of Toqueville’s America on the modern republic?
Good luck with that. I’m only kidding of course.
For those of you who don’t know, a Ju Ju Bee is a hardened candy similar to a Gummi Bear. It has no brains.
-Dick
October 28th, 2005 at 11:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 6a9283bd40454
My bad… :)
April 17th, 2007 at 7:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: d55d4ce7ff63d
im sorry but I think U r just a perv how can u say that that is the most se4xist thing ive heard are u saying woman are stupid well men are ven more stupid why cuz all them fucken thing about is sex so how the fuck could her husband have wrote that we do not need this opinion if we are worhtless then ha what would u pervs do without sex fuck u woman are not stupid we are actually smarter than men
April 17th, 2007 at 11:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
Marie Curie gave blow-jobs to the Swedish Academy of Sciences members to get the prize. The only bacteria she discovered were the ones she gave to the poor bastards through her disgusting mouth!
P Coderch
April 18th, 2007 at 4:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
If English is not your native language, then I suggest you master formal usage before you delve into the e-speak, especially since women are so e-stupid.
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3f1c500bb544
Samantha…You Rock. Men, come on now, quit putting her down; Just because she is right, and you are wrong. She even came at you with a civilized tone. She wasn’t calling you gay or useless maggots, she was pointing a fact…
As some of you tell us to do, GROW UP! :) Men aren’t always right, they just like to think they are.
October 6th, 2007 at 8:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 554e6dfd95908
Kristina, I’m only 15 years old but I got more sense then you. Women’s argument always come to something related about “getting laid” or some shit about “what we would do without sex”. Always the penis envy, eh? Very classy.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ac5c1024cd8f
With that much grammatical and spelling errors as well as poor structuring of sentences, I am going to call you bluff. Bullshit.
Btw, welcome aboard Spartan.
October 6th, 2007 at 4:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: d767c2ba3df11
What did that have to do what Samantha and I were saying?
Penis envy? Don’t make me laugh.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Dumb as loam.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
can you offer any proof?
December 17th, 2007 at 8:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
hmm, i was under the impression that her husband (whose name I do not know) also died of radiation poisoning because he had the bright idea to keep radioactive material in his breast pocket… Then again, this discovery was made before the discovery that radioactivity = bad. So I guess her husband isn’t a stupid twat but she is for dying that way?
December 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b8661e6da7fc
You care for one; since you are arguing. Plus his site has over 1 million hits. So basically, you lost all credibility with that statement (not that you had any in the first place).
January 12th, 2008 at 5:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: b06764da42430
Using X-rays huh? X-rays were discovered by a man.
January 12th, 2008 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Girly-girls are hilarious little oinkers. Listen to that, she’s so fucking stupid and she’s even dumber for not knowing her limits!
January 12th, 2008 at 8:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
When do any women who come on this site know their limits? LMAO!
- Sgt. Reyes
April 13th, 2008 at 11:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee
“Also polish”. So your not only sexist, your racist. And as a word of advice, not all of us hate history. I greatly enjoy history. I got between 85%-95% in my history classes. But maybe because canadian history isn’t littered with as much racist, sexist, war mongering horse shit as the U.S.A.’s is. And do you know where all of that horse shit comes from? Christianity.
I suppose writing is for ladies Dick, but writing is an extremely intellectual practice and a wonderful way to exercise your brain. I didn’t call, more so, because being Canadian would mean having to pay long distance fees to leave my wonderfully intelligent voice on your shitty answering machine.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:13 pm - IP Man-Hash: 29b48487587c8
Really after that first paragraph you’re the last one to be speaking of excircising your brain.
May 7th, 2008 at 1:27 am - IP Man-Hash: 7728557d12019
well then the MEN that selected her for the nobel prize which she actually won two of by the way would’ve been pretty fucking stupid for giving a Nobel prize to someone who hasn’t done anything. thats worse than her.