Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking I
Here’s a myth that has beguiled even the most brilliant of business men over the last decade:
You have to be successful to stay in business.
Not at first obviously. Businesses can’t be like men and just start kicking ass right out of the gate like champion thoroughbred horses. Businesses are more like women — that’s why men and business go together so perfectly and why a woman can’t ever properly satisfy a business in bed. They just don’t have the right equipment: brains.
Businesses are like women because they have to be pushed, prodded, and/or purchased into doing anything and everything. Since businesses are so much like women, it seems obvious that, like women, if they don’t start performing in timely accord, they get their fat asses ka-chucked to the dumpster. Not so.
If you just wiped your ass with two million dollars of dot com stock that hasn’t sent you an investors’ update in two years, don’t do anything drastic. I’m only talking about the WNBA.
In America, basketball is as big a deal as rugby and designing fuel efficient cars is for the rest of the world. Unfortunately, like most American past times — like democracy, American basketball has been befouled by women.
I was in Los Angeles recently and was caught up in an Earthquake of bullshit! The big news? A hideous woman “slam dunked” a basketball! That means she jumped up into the air and pushed a basketball downward through a hoop. Armed with the prejudice of women being completely full of shit at all times, I investigated this “miracle” as though sent by some kind of Man-Vatican — a Manatican. What I found would surprise no man. A woman did not dunk any fucking basketball. What actually happened was a woman dunked a miniaturized version of an American basketball.
Go look it up. The WNBA uses a smaller fucking ball without a giant fucking disclaimer. And that’s because women have no integrity. They’re like magicians who don’t want to even admit anything was a trick and want double the pay for doing so. Fuck you.
How about a five-year-old lobbing a football through a three foot hoop at fifty paces with his eyes closed. Is that a “slam dunk” too? Is that what America is up to these days? Is it called a “slam dunk” if you make it through the end of a yellow light before it turns red? Do women get on the news for that too? Where do we draw the line if blue piggy ribbons are awarded to any woman who can drop an orange through a net?
The answer is, “who fucking cares because the WNBA hasn’t made a dime and never will.”
The WNBA is like sugar and low income housing. Everyone hates it and it would disappear like nothing if the fuck wasn’t subsidized out of it.
Men’s basketball has dumped 12 million dollars into the female mockery of itself this year alone.
What’s the answer to the myth then? Business don’t need to make money to stick around, they can also just shut women the fuck up — but then that’s worth more than gold.
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March 31st, 2006 at 7:47 am - IP Man-Hash: df43859dbcbcf
If you ever want to know how superior men are physically to women ask a top female athlete. They’re at the top of their (women’s)game and really know how far behind the men they are. A woman I trained with years ago(athletics) was a world ranked thrower. She once said the greatest compliment she’d ever been paid was that she “ran like a man”.
Lets face it - a good high school boy athlete will easily beat the best women in the world. Given that he will likely reach his peak ten years later how much better will he be by then?
Frankly I’m all for women participating in sport. Just don’t expect me to want to watch it.
March 31st, 2006 at 10:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e41d3737296f
notwithstanding MABTW? LOL. I agree, the men here are indeed giant spectacles of hilarity, against which, no woman could ever compete.
April 1st, 2006 at 5:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 34e3b10c32441
I can see it now.
Doilies all over the table, flowers in the middle of the table with doily ofcourse.
Standby air freshener as one of the girls might even think about having a cigar.
Small portable vacuum cleaner nearby in case some ash may fall from the cigar.
Every fifteen minutes someone will remove all the objects from the table and wipe it down. Can be too clean you know.
Cups of tea would be on continues drip feed as the exitement increases and ofcourse smelling salts available just in case someone actually wins.
Discussion would levitate around the design of the Prince’s crown or the costume worn by the queen. Raunchy carefree comments about Jack would abound.
It’s all too much, I am having an attack of the vapours. Where are the smelling salts.
April 2nd, 2006 at 7:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 76cebfba7c181
lol Christian, awesomely done.
Actually, I drink tea like a fiend when I play poker… hope that doesn’t make me womanly! (Alcohol + good poker playing = a bad mix).
I do eschew the doilies, air freshener, vacuum cleaner, wipes, and smelling salts though.
Female wrote:
Too true.
-wolfe
April 14th, 2006 at 1:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b2724cf3f725
I believe it was the U.S. olympic womens hockey team, that lost to a high school boys team, pathetic…
This is also true with the (i think) German womens soccer team.
But women are so strong and independent, grrrl power!!!!
April 14th, 2006 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3d3f880713587
Nathan Wrote:
April 14th, 2006 at 4:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: f3ae1ac46a2e3
A Guy, you’re only two posts in and you’re already impressively correct.
-Dick
March 13th, 2007 at 2:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 1058eaab83bd8
ICC Cricket World Cup
Administrator(s) International Cricket Council
Form One-day International
Timeline 1975 – present
Tournament format(s) Round-robins & Knockout
Participants 16 finalists1 (from 97 entrants)
Qualified nations 192 (total)
Current champion Australia
Most successful Australia (3 titles)
Most runs Sachin Tendulkar (1,732)
Most wickets Wasim Akram (55)
March 13th, 2007 at 2:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 1058eaab83bd8
notwithstanding MABTW? LOL. I agree, the men here are indeed giant spectacles of hilarity, against which, no woman could ever compete.
You go, girl
March 13th, 2007 at 3:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
I just drink tea whenever. It helps soothe me.
More like, you go, whore. From the site.
March 13th, 2007 at 6:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
I was at the opening ceremony for the ICC CWC 2007 in Jamaica on Sunday. I was just wondering if you were there, BJ. There was this horribly ugly aussie whore begging desperately for a chance to fellate Mr. Gilchrist. Could that have been you?
March 13th, 2007 at 7:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 0dc060b16a9bd
Yeah go off the site.
March 25th, 2007 at 3:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 8eebfc06bff3d
patrol chasing cars chasing has cars
May 5th, 2007 at 3:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1f04be12ed1
I think BJ’s just trying to read something intelligent, since she probably won’t find it at any of the feminist meetings, or wherever she goes.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4d9f107e65f1e
Women are good for two things fucking and sucking, and most can’t even do that. End of story.
October 5th, 2007 at 2:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2c8448dad3d5f
If they dressed (and looked) like they do in women’s volleyball, I might be inclined to watch women’s basketball.
February 6th, 2008 at 6:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41ef183cfcee8
this site is fucking pathetic. you guys are a bunch of bigot losers that need to get laid more. stop bashing women and grow up.
February 6th, 2008 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Shut your cunt Christopher.
March 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60bbd967a6d59
No MAN would ever call himself ‘Christopher Davies’…
April 9th, 2008 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a27b5083106d
Let’s go right now.
Any female MMA fighter VS any male MMA fighter
This will decide the battle of the sexes.