Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking Two
When a child grabs a hot plate or runs face first into a door, it’s your responsibility as an adult to tell them not to do such things. That’s why I’ve been telling women not to play sports for as long as I can remember. Not because watching women play sports is embarrassing and gross. And not because meeting female athletes is like going to the zoo that one time when the ostrich pen and the monkey pen were left open and all of them were running around getting drunk on Hooch.
Telling women not to play sports is my responsibility as an adult.
Women injure their ACLs (anterior cruciate ligaments) up to ten times more than men do in collegiate sports, which include basketball, soccer, and female cheerleading.
Injuring your knees in female cheerleading I can understand. Those girls use their knees all the time if you know what I’m talking about. Blowjobs. But soccer and softball? How can you tear your leg ligaments getting keg-sloshed and running around some bases? Softball isn’t even a contact sport until the umpire starts fucking with you. And there aren’t any ACLs is your fists or face.
If you’re unfamiliar with the ACL, the ACL is to your leg what your dick is to you. In other words, your leg is no good without it. The ACL is to your leg what a marriage is without a prenup: shaky at best and doomed to failure.
We all know women are under the delusion that no one anywhere can tell them what to do. If a woman wants to wear a skirt and walk through the bad part of town, then she will. If she wants to pass out drunk on a bus stop bench and act like it’s unlucky that only her purse was stolen, well then fuck she’ll do that too.
Womananity’s creedo is, “No one is going to tell me I can’t do something. No matter how stupid it is.”
Well ladies, someone I know disagrees with you, and his name is God.
Women’s ACLs and all the rest of their body parts are made with the same level of shit craftsmanship that we see from their brains everyday. No one ever found a 200 dollar bottle of Scotch in the refrigerator box of a hobo and no one expects any other woman’s body part to exceed the performance of her backwards-wired brain.
Men’s anatomies are built for power and grace and for getting wrung through the wringer so many times that the goddamn thing breaks. Women’s bodies are just left-overs and built for inaction.
How do you make two pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
I think I’ve proven my point.
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May 5th, 2007 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1f04be12ed1
Wot a hateful unintelligent bitch! Nice to hammer her argument with cool calm male logic. While she gets in a mad splutter with not a word of sense coming out! Ha like theres a big fuckin difference there!
May 8th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74d7e97618c21
Well, I guess we all know her views on the concept of Freedom of Speech. Females are fascists.
I believe the much-touted Freedom of Speech refers primarily to the American public speaking out against its government.
May 8th, 2007 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 152f8f38f66d9
Right Ama.
Only a whiney bitch would think that freedom of speech applies only to bashing government.
You dumb cunts have rights now. You are not a protected class, angelic and above the frey of reality. You are harlots and thieves. Your “rights” didn’t make you that way. They just brought it out into the open for all to see.
May 9th, 2007 at 5:13 am - IP Man-Hash: d8f92aef8a49e
Since when have women ever been a protected class? You must only be referring to the upper class women in the days of old.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 755a3db651274
They still are a protected class you dumb fuck.
Women already get their way from weak males 99% of the time because of a disease called chivalry. With this disease in existance, giving women political power along with chivalry is like giving them absolute power.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 4136c1534ed3c
They’ve always been protected like the children. Look at the workplace laws which help women when some man says the wrong words and makes her cry. They can sue for harassment.. He may have offended her by looking at her cleavage since her boobs are likely to be hanging out for attention sake. The fact that her promotion may come even when she is undeserving for fear of lawsuit says she is in a protected class.
Luka I thought even you were smart enough to know about a protected class.
Who - Won’t be fooled again
May 9th, 2007 at 8:12 am - IP Man-Hash: bcb277cff358c
Ew.. your vagina reminds me of that time the beach vomited dead fish.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 760a91233a652
Well well well, daddy’s little whore has a mouth on her. Girls are cute when they act human, though. See, little whores need to learn that they can’t despirately scratch for attention by sucking off a dumb jock and then expect to be treated as anything but a stupid whore.
Weak men have propigated this notion, but that does not mean you have to follow it. I like the way that little slut talked about free speech being “only the right to go against the government.” What a stupid slut. I guess all that whoring out isn’t good for the mind and soul.
And people wonder why 75% of “escourt” workers, if women love sex, have attempted suicide. I thought girls loved sex!
Well, you keep whoring yourselves out and I’ll continue to relish my orgasm, a very male experience.
May 15th, 2007 at 6:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 7d8376601a256
Wow!… Incredible what some food for crap talk can give to some self-glorified males. I guess I was just a bit too much there. Interesting how you all took the bait. C’mon, didn’t you suspect that it was a bit overdone? Of course you didn’t because after all (according to you) women are so dumb that you would expect that from them, right? (what a poor excuse would that be for your ignorance and lack of wit)
It was, however, real fun to see the attention paid to that. What is most fun is to read your “ultra-rational”, “calm”, male posts, yet you spare no insults to try to minimize/ridicule/demean whoever you are counter arguing. You are so FULL of hatred and yet you think -and try to convince yourselves- that it’s someone else’s fault when all this time it’s purely your responsibility and that despite all this hatred you’re fine (so you think).
I’ve been assuming that all you guys are atheists, however, there is ‘God’ mentioned in the article. If some of you are not, then that will certainly add more food for crap and more fun. Are you…?
Actually, this is interesting. Let’s see what other male arguments you can bring on. I challenge you… and you wouldn’t turn down a woman’s challenge, would you? :-p
Illiteracy?, let’s see:
-Son of suns: it’s “existence” not “existance”.
-Doubt: “propigated”? it’s “propagated” or “propitiated”, depending on what you had in mind, but more than likely the former (you probably haven’t heard of the latter).
-Then there’s a whole bunch of predicate only sentences that make no sense by themselves, wrong punctuation (both by lack and by excess), apostrophes badly placed or missing and just purely bad grammar on a few places.
Shame on you have me point your flaws.
Oh!.. how about I add some REAL challenge!… how about you answer my post with NO insults whatsoever. That would surely be difficult for you. Without any insults at all you seem to have little strength in your diatribe.
…but you are the top of the top men, über-rational, magna-thinkers, aren’t you? (the ego is a very useful but dangerous entity… too bad you are completely taken by it)
May 15th, 2007 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 7678531d76179
Hmm… interesting.
You should have been born male so you weren’t just a stuck-up prude who thinks that fucking the football team makes her hot shit. Her titties may be flat and chunky now because of too much pounding, but hell, at least she can pretend it wasn’t a stressful and painful experience.
Yes, if you did not want God to give you so many limitations, weakness, shortie-comings, and other joys of girlhood, you should have been born male. Now there’s no way even we could make you born male, and God seems just fine with you the way you are - thank him, he sure knows what he was doing when he gave you little pencil arms.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 7678531d76179
Ooh, looks like you contradicted yourself again. Oopsie.
May 15th, 2007 at 1:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 845f4e3636564
Women. Quick to point out errors of others, yet not smart enough to see their own while doing so.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
I think Dick goes too far sometimes, making the truth more horrible than it is. But that’s life.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: c46011aeb3b2a
Dick paints with a wide brush, leaving subtlety behind, but I think it’s an exaggerated rhetoric that leads to a broader truth. Yes, he speaks in generalities and absolutes, but we all know life is a little more nuanced than that. When he says “all” and “every” we can easily read it as “most” and still see truth in what he says.
May 16th, 2007 at 4:26 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Exactly.
May 28th, 2007 at 3:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Relating to the topic, I saw the Dodgers play last Friday against the Cubs. It was a good game, had a lot of twists and suspense, which always makes for an exciting game. As I was sitting in the bleachers up in the nosebleed section, it occurred to me that while no womens sports are worth watching because women make such poor athletes, they can do one thing well.
Women who are smart enough to understand the point of a game and follow the rules (any sport, not just baseball) make good fans. I’m not talking about bimbos who go to games because they have no identity of their own and glom onto a man who likes sports, so they tag along. I’m mean actual fans who know the players names (and not just because they’re cute) and can follow the game.
As fans, though, they’re still not as as good as men. You’ll never see a woman up in the stands shirtless with a large blue letter painted on their torso.
May 28th, 2007 at 6:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I think you’re wrong to construe interest. It’s mimicked to bait a catch.
I don’t believe there’s such a thing as a woman true sports fan for, in and of itself.
- Jimmy eat world - The middle(Acoustic)
May 28th, 2007 at 6:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a195d2c8d4a47
Plenty of out chicks there fishing for men using sports as bait, but I’ve actually seen a few (very few) women who enjoy sports for the game and not because their man also enjoys it.
But there will never be a woman sports fan as good as a man sports fan.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4b1f5bc200a14
And thats because men are better than women at everything.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 7bb69052d48a6
The only thing I can agree with in this entry is… Well, how do you tear your ACL in softball? Soccer I can understand, as I play field hockey and the amount of running and pivoting is about the same. That’s really what it is - the pivoting mixed with the stop and go sprints. However, the nature of my sport requires one to be obviously lower to the ground as well. Also, it’s much more of a contact sport.