Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking Two
When a child grabs a hot plate or runs face first into a door, it’s your responsibility as an adult to tell them not to do such things. That’s why I’ve been telling women not to play sports for as long as I can remember. Not because watching women play sports is embarrassing and gross. And not because meeting female athletes is like going to the zoo that one time when the ostrich pen and the monkey pen were left open and all of them were running around getting drunk on Hooch.
Telling women not to play sports is my responsibility as an adult.
Women injure their ACLs (anterior cruciate ligaments) up to ten times more than men do in collegiate sports, which include basketball, soccer, and female cheerleading.
Injuring your knees in female cheerleading I can understand. Those girls use their knees all the time if you know what I’m talking about. Blowjobs. But soccer and softball? How can you tear your leg ligaments getting keg-sloshed and running around some bases? Softball isn’t even a contact sport until the umpire starts fucking with you. And there aren’t any ACLs is your fists or face.
If you’re unfamiliar with the ACL, the ACL is to your leg what your dick is to you. In other words, your leg is no good without it. The ACL is to your leg what a marriage is without a prenup: shaky at best and doomed to failure.
We all know women are under the delusion that no one anywhere can tell them what to do. If a woman wants to wear a skirt and walk through the bad part of town, then she will. If she wants to pass out drunk on a bus stop bench and act like it’s unlucky that only her purse was stolen, well then fuck she’ll do that too.
Womananity’s creedo is, “No one is going to tell me I can’t do something. No matter how stupid it is.”
Well ladies, someone I know disagrees with you, and his name is God.
Women’s ACLs and all the rest of their body parts are made with the same level of shit craftsmanship that we see from their brains everyday. No one ever found a 200 dollar bottle of Scotch in the refrigerator box of a hobo and no one expects any other woman’s body part to exceed the performance of her backwards-wired brain.
Men’s anatomies are built for power and grace and for getting wrung through the wringer so many times that the goddamn thing breaks. Women’s bodies are just left-overs and built for inaction.
How do you make two pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
I think I’ve proven my point.
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Awesome except for one thing, cheerleading is not a sport. A sport requires thinking, such as baseball and football. Cheerleading is a competition at best. Those air headed idiots go out and TRY to perform something to perfection, there is no dynamic reaction to an opponents action. As for women’s athletics in general, it’s sad some men will let women get away with things just to get them to shut the fuck up, they must have been married.
lmao – Dick is the funniest and truthful MAN that I have ever seen – MANtastic!
Nice screen name. Men are better at raising children, Dick has many articles on this topic and lots of evidence to support his case. If men could give birth we would be better at it by leaps and bounds.
Agreed
if you all think men are better than women at EVERYTHING than your wrong. Have some respect, men and women live together and need eachother to survive, just live life, respect eachother even if you are biased ( obviously ) and by the way…. men arent better at giving birth and raising children, are they?
RESPECT try it sometime!
peace
You obviously have no idea about juvenile delinquency in kids raised by single moms.
If men WANTED kids they would have devised a far easier, more efficient and less troublesome way of getting them. Men don’t want kids. Does not mean that we hate them but we are not going to go out of our way to get them.
The only thing I can agree with in this entry is… Well, how do you tear your ACL in softball? Soccer I can understand, as I play field hockey and the amount of running and pivoting is about the same. That’s really what it is – the pivoting mixed with the stop and go sprints. However, the nature of my sport requires one to be obviously lower to the ground as well. Also, it’s much more of a contact sport.
And thats because men are better than women at everything.
Plenty of out chicks there fishing for men using sports as bait, but I’ve actually seen a few (very few) women who enjoy sports for the game and not because their man also enjoys it.
But there will never be a woman sports fan as good as a man sports fan.
I think you’re wrong to construe interest. It’s mimicked to bait a catch.
I don’t believe there’s such a thing as a woman true sports fan for, in and of itself.
- Jimmy eat world – The middle(Acoustic)
Relating to the topic, I saw the Dodgers play last Friday against the Cubs. It was a good game, had a lot of twists and suspense, which always makes for an exciting game. As I was sitting in the bleachers up in the nosebleed section, it occurred to me that while no womens sports are worth watching because women make such poor athletes, they can do one thing well.
Women who are smart enough to understand the point of a game and follow the rules (any sport, not just baseball) make good fans. I’m not talking about bimbos who go to games because they have no identity of their own and glom onto a man who likes sports, so they tag along. I’m mean actual fans who know the players names (and not just because they’re cute) and can follow the game.
As fans, though, they’re still not as as good as men. You’ll never see a woman up in the stands shirtless with a large blue letter painted on their torso.
Exactly.
Dick paints with a wide brush, leaving subtlety behind, but I think it’s an exaggerated rhetoric that leads to a broader truth. Yes, he speaks in generalities and absolutes, but we all know life is a little more nuanced than that. When he says “all” and “every” we can easily read it as “most” and still see truth in what he says.
I think Dick goes too far sometimes, making the truth more horrible than it is. But that’s life.
Women. Quick to point out errors of others, yet not smart enough to see their own while doing so.
Ooh, looks like you contradicted yourself again. Oopsie.
Hmm… interesting.
You should have been born male so you weren’t just a stuck-up prude who thinks that fucking the football team makes her hot shit. Her titties may be flat and chunky now because of too much pounding, but hell, at least she can pretend it wasn’t a stressful and painful experience.
Yes, if you did not want God to give you so many limitations, weakness, shortie-comings, and other joys of girlhood, you should have been born male. Now there’s no way even we could make you born male, and God seems just fine with you the way you are – thank him, he sure knows what he was doing when he gave you little pencil arms.
Wow!… Incredible what some food for crap talk can give to some self-glorified males. I guess I was just a bit too much there. Interesting how you all took the bait. C’mon, didn’t you suspect that it was a bit overdone? Of course you didn’t because after all (according to you) women are so dumb that you would expect that from them, right? (what a poor excuse would that be for your ignorance and lack of wit)
It was, however, real fun to see the attention paid to that. What is most fun is to read your “ultra-rational”, “calm”, male posts, yet you spare no insults to try to minimize/ridicule/demean whoever you are counter arguing. You are so FULL of hatred and yet you think -and try to convince yourselves- that it’s someone else’s fault when all this time it’s purely your responsibility and that despite all this hatred you’re fine (so you think).
I’ve been assuming that all you guys are atheists, however, there is ‘God’ mentioned in the article. If some of you are not, then that will certainly add more food for crap and more fun. Are you…?
Actually, this is interesting. Let’s see what other male arguments you can bring on. I challenge you… and you wouldn’t turn down a woman’s challenge, would you? :-p
Illiteracy?, let’s see:
-Son of suns: it’s “existence” not “existance”.
-Doubt: “propigated”? it’s “propagated” or “propitiated”, depending on what you had in mind, but more than likely the former (you probably haven’t heard of the latter).
-Then there’s a whole bunch of predicate only sentences that make no sense by themselves, wrong punctuation (both by lack and by excess), apostrophes badly placed or missing and just purely bad grammar on a few places.
Shame on you have me point your flaws.
Oh!.. how about I add some REAL challenge!… how about you answer my post with NO insults whatsoever. That would surely be difficult for you. Without any insults at all you seem to have little strength in your diatribe.
…but you are the top of the top men, über-rational, magna-thinkers, aren’t you? (the ego is a very useful but dangerous entity… too bad you are completely taken by it)
Easy. Name one sport which has women performing better than men. (No, shopping is not a sport and will never be)
Name ANY field of science that women have excelled in over men.
Name ANY field of the arts where women have excelled over men. (Shakespeare vs. Stephanie Meyers anyone?)
Name ANY field of engineering where women have had more patents than men.
Hell, even the best chefs in the world are men, and women have had a 500,000 year headstart on that one!
Number of male political and business leaders? Few thousand. Number of female business and political leaders? in the low two digits.
Anyway, now that I have shown in simple words what Dick has been saying all these years, here’s what I think:
So after all these posts you found three typographical errors? Sheesh, what are the odds?! Even at finding fault, women suck. Allow me to show you how it’s done, as I demonstrate with ‘Licalian’ (a woman who posted here).
‘Licalian’, learn to spell. It’s ‘wouldn’t’ and not wouln’t’. Okay I can forgive that one because it does require a 3rd grade level of literacy but even you can manage to spell ‘you’ correctly! Come on it can be done. Furthermore, statements like ‘CRAP!!.. CRAPPP!!!…. useless men!!!… you can’t make a women shine because you are useless fleshy bodies in man-shape and have no useful purpose other than stick your crap stick in whatever hole is available’ makes you sound like you have somehow escaped from the nuthouse without your meds. Please seek help immediately. And darling, it’s ‘LOATHSOME’ and not ‘LOATHE’. Oh, and try to take advantage of the first opportunity to get a hysterectomy. No one this stupid should be allowed to breed. You are so dumb, sex with you would constitute bestiality.
Well well well, daddy’s little whore has a mouth on her. Girls are cute when they act human, though. See, little whores need to learn that they can’t despirately scratch for attention by sucking off a dumb jock and then expect to be treated as anything but a stupid whore.
Weak men have propigated this notion, but that does not mean you have to follow it. I like the way that little slut talked about free speech being “only the right to go against the government.” What a stupid slut. I guess all that whoring out isn’t good for the mind and soul.
And people wonder why 75% of “escourt” workers, if women love sex, have attempted suicide. I thought girls loved sex!
Well, you keep whoring yourselves out and I’ll continue to relish my orgasm, a very male experience.
Ew.. your vagina reminds me of that time the beach vomited dead fish.
They’ve always been protected like the children. Look at the workplace laws which help women when some man says the wrong words and makes her cry. They can sue for harassment.. He may have offended her by looking at her cleavage since her boobs are likely to be hanging out for attention sake. The fact that her promotion may come even when she is undeserving for fear of lawsuit says she is in a protected class.
Luka I thought even you were smart enough to know about a protected class.
Who – Won’t be fooled again
They still are a protected class you dumb fuck.
Women already get their way from weak males 99% of the time because of a disease called chivalry. With this disease in existance, giving women political power along with chivalry is like giving them absolute power.