Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking Two
When a child grabs a hot plate or runs face first into a door, it’s your responsibility as an adult to tell them not to do such things. That’s why I’ve been telling women not to play sports for as long as I can remember. Not because watching women play sports is embarrassing and gross. And not because meeting female athletes is like going to the zoo that one time when the ostrich pen and the monkey pen were left open and all of them were running around getting drunk on Hooch.
Telling women not to play sports is my responsibility as an adult.
Women injure their ACLs (anterior cruciate ligaments) up to ten times more than men do in collegiate sports, which include basketball, soccer, and female cheerleading.
Injuring your knees in female cheerleading I can understand. Those girls use their knees all the time if you know what I’m talking about. Blowjobs. But soccer and softball? How can you tear your leg ligaments getting keg-sloshed and running around some bases? Softball isn’t even a contact sport until the umpire starts fucking with you. And there aren’t any ACLs is your fists or face.
If you’re unfamiliar with the ACL, the ACL is to your leg what your dick is to you. In other words, your leg is no good without it. The ACL is to your leg what a marriage is without a prenup: shaky at best and doomed to failure.
We all know women are under the delusion that no one anywhere can tell them what to do. If a woman wants to wear a skirt and walk through the bad part of town, then she will. If she wants to pass out drunk on a bus stop bench and act like it’s unlucky that only her purse was stolen, well then fuck she’ll do that too.
Womananity’s creedo is, “No one is going to tell me I can’t do something. No matter how stupid it is.”
Well ladies, someone I know disagrees with you, and his name is God.
Women’s ACLs and all the rest of their body parts are made with the same level of shit craftsmanship that we see from their brains everyday. No one ever found a 200 dollar bottle of Scotch in the refrigerator box of a hobo and no one expects any other woman’s body part to exceed the performance of her backwards-wired brain.
Men’s anatomies are built for power and grace and for getting wrung through the wringer so many times that the goddamn thing breaks. Women’s bodies are just left-overs and built for inaction.
How do you make two pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
I think I’ve proven my point.
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son of the suns said:
I saw that whole thing and was disgusted at how she made it seem like Imus sanctioned them on all death row when he made one little mistake. Of course, guys like Al Sharpton, who’s no different in liberal minded idealogy than a feminist, can blow the shit up. Furthermore, she went on Oprah and talked about how Imus “stole their dreams”. Wah! Wah! Give me a fucking break.
If there’s one thing I learned as a man, it’s that you can call a woman a bitch and she’ll tell you that you ruined her entire life.
Isn’t that what gymnastics and figure-skating are all about?
-wolfe
Dick as a man I didnt even need to read your article because I knew exactly what it was going to say. And I can already tell you it was pure brilliance. I’m so tired of men’s sports having subsidise women’s sports so this is what I propose. Women start a stripping sport. Thats something they have a chance at winning. But no fatties or uglies. So that excludes most of them. Fuck……..
I’m already out of ideas. Maybe they could start a dick sucking sport……
That is why Dick says “Women are the Special Olympics.”
Good one!
Something I’ve been pondering:
Is men creating sports leagues for women any different than women creating the Special Olympics? Is the motive the same?
The coach of Rutgers and her little drama queen speech can be fucking crucified and shit on along with the media and feminists who enable her.
I don’t give a fuck about Don Imus or any other radio big mouth.
But what makes my blood boil and the eyes go yellow is some dumb cunt saying her college athletes are “living Gods”.
Yes.. because when I think of GOD in human form… I think of college girls drinking and whoring.
Not even a woman could argue against this: Women suck at sports. Period.
lol
good points!