Fuck Women’s Sports: Part Fucking Two
When a child grabs a hot plate or runs face first into a door, it’s your responsibility as an adult to tell them not to do such things. That’s why I’ve been telling women not to play sports for as long as I can remember. Not because watching women play sports is embarrassing and gross. And not because meeting female athletes is like going to the zoo that one time when the ostrich pen and the monkey pen were left open and all of them were running around getting drunk on Hooch.
Telling women not to play sports is my responsibility as an adult.
Women injure their ACLs (anterior cruciate ligaments) up to ten times more than men do in collegiate sports, which include basketball, soccer, and female cheerleading.
Injuring your knees in female cheerleading I can understand. Those girls use their knees all the time if you know what I’m talking about. Blowjobs. But soccer and softball? How can you tear your leg ligaments getting keg-sloshed and running around some bases? Softball isn’t even a contact sport until the umpire starts fucking with you. And there aren’t any ACLs is your fists or face.
If you’re unfamiliar with the ACL, the ACL is to your leg what your dick is to you. In other words, your leg is no good without it. The ACL is to your leg what a marriage is without a prenup: shaky at best and doomed to failure.
We all know women are under the delusion that no one anywhere can tell them what to do. If a woman wants to wear a skirt and walk through the bad part of town, then she will. If she wants to pass out drunk on a bus stop bench and act like it’s unlucky that only her purse was stolen, well then fuck she’ll do that too.
Womananity’s creedo is, “No one is going to tell me I can’t do something. No matter how stupid it is.”
Well ladies, someone I know disagrees with you, and his name is God.
Women’s ACLs and all the rest of their body parts are made with the same level of shit craftsmanship that we see from their brains everyday. No one ever found a 200 dollar bottle of Scotch in the refrigerator box of a hobo and no one expects any other woman’s body part to exceed the performance of her backwards-wired brain.
Men’s anatomies are built for power and grace and for getting wrung through the wringer so many times that the goddamn thing breaks. Women’s bodies are just left-overs and built for inaction.
How do you make two pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
I think I’ve proven my point.
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April 17th, 2007 at 7:24 am - IP Man-Hash: da2182d9fed54
son of the suns said:
I saw that whole thing and was disgusted at how she made it seem like Imus sanctioned them on all death row when he made one little mistake. Of course, guys like Al Sharpton, who’s no different in liberal minded idealogy than a feminist, can blow the shit up. Furthermore, she went on Oprah and talked about how Imus “stole their dreams”. Wah! Wah! Give me a fucking break.
If there’s one thing I learned as a man, it’s that you can call a woman a bitch and she’ll tell you that you ruined her entire life.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:03 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
Isn’t that what gymnastics and figure-skating are all about?
-wolfe
No no cock sucking as a sport.
April 17th, 2007 at 11:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7c1de32f2fdd7
Well, Maria Sharapova can play tenis with my balls any time she wants!
P Coderch
April 20th, 2007 at 6:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ba46b8a9ea03
You’re a filthy, chauvinist, pig! You should be lashed and kicked in the nuts for such irreverent and horrendous comments!
Yuo are NOTHING without women!… you wouln’t be able to stick your thing and be a half-man without woman. You are FILTH!!!
Eat shit you piece of shite!!! and all of you who think alike!!
CRAP!!.. CRAPPP!!!…. useless men!!!… you can’t make a women shine because you are useless fleshy bodies in man-shape and have no useful purpose other than stick your crap stick in whatever hole is available.
You are pure LOATHE shits!!!
April 20th, 2007 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Your hate makes us powerful.
April 20th, 2007 at 6:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Haha, “You’re a filthy, chauvinist, pig!” is my favorite insult!
April 20th, 2007 at 7:22 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
SotS, how dare you not worship the ground Her Highness, the revered Chav Whore walks on?!
You chauvinist pig!
___
Seriously, what’s so abominable about being a chauvinist anyway?
From what I gather, it’s supposed to mean you’re some die hard ultranationalist or quintessential patriot?!
Stupid ugly hag.
April 20th, 2007 at 8:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 2ecff3ef9de0c
Isnt the illiteracy of women covered somewhere on this site?
Never mind slapper, theres a place in the ’special sports’ (womans sport) for you.
hahaha good one, however I prefer this one…..
Q - What do you call the useless fat around a vagina?
A - A woman
April 20th, 2007 at 9:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 497a2bd14e918
That’s my favorite compliment!
And who cares about making a woman ’shine’. Go make yourself shine.
Why is it they think we’re here just to serve their “special” needs? Who fucking cares about their needs!
April 20th, 2007 at 10:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
Honestly,
When women yell “CHAUVINIST PIG!” at me, I feel great. It really makes me feel like a man. Haha
April 20th, 2007 at 10:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 725800a4fbb26
“From what I gather, it’s supposed to mean you’re some die hard ultranationalist or quintessential patriot?!”
A compliment then.
April 20th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
By the way, when a woman starts talking all I hear is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROkJEHGeB_g
April 20th, 2007 at 10:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
Indeed. A terrific one. And one some women are ignorant/stupid/dingbat insane to take as some potent insult they’re hurling.
Ha! I laugh in the face of womanly insults!
- Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
For shame, I know… How many manpoints immolated there?
April 20th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7
I truck full, I expect.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d87604c92686
A little information on how women reacts to education:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdrlpjWrC4s
April 21st, 2007 at 2:03 am - IP Man-Hash: 0c3f6b0490ad2
“You are pure LOATHE shits!!!” is mine.
April 21st, 2007 at 5:43 am - IP Man-Hash: d4fa8b220332f
My favourite insult is ‘How can you be such a racist like that?!’. Makes no sense haha.
April 21st, 2007 at 6:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 005816ba41103
Well, I guess we all know her views on the concept of Freedom of Speech. Females are fascists.
May 5th, 2007 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1f04be12ed1
Wot a hateful unintelligent bitch! Nice to hammer her argument with cool calm male logic. While she gets in a mad splutter with not a word of sense coming out! Ha like theres a big fuckin difference there!
May 8th, 2007 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 74d7e97618c21
Well, I guess we all know her views on the concept of Freedom of Speech. Females are fascists.
I believe the much-touted Freedom of Speech refers primarily to the American public speaking out against its government.