Fuck You, Eco-Cunts.
“9 out of 10 women say they’d rather chat up a guy who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car,” says a survey brought to us by GM — a company that sells electric fucking cars.
As a man who owns a bitchin sports convertible that runs on premium, burns through tires like they’re made of wax, and makes eco-friendly cars piss themselves with oil when it rumbles by (like in the Transformers movie), I feel I should respond to the above survey.
9 out of 10 women: I don’t give a shit about you.
You 90% of women are the lower 90% of women. You are the 1’s, 2’s, 3’s, 4’s, 5’s, 6’s, 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s of the world and you can go fuck a midget for all I care. You’re not hot enough for me to pretend you even exist.
If you want to know why 9 out of 10 women “prefer” men who drive eco-friendly cars, watch a movie called A Beautiful Mind and take notes. Those women “prefer” losers because they are losers. They know they can’t get any better so they change their preferences to maximize their benefits. It’s straight economics. Then watch a movie called Caddyshack.
“The world needs ditch diggers too.”
Eco-friendly” cars are not better for the environment.
It takes 113,000,000 BTUs of energy to build one of those futuristic pussy-mobiles called a Toyota Prius; which is not only a loss of Man Points to own and drive, but also a loss of Man Points to rent, ride in, fuck in, or even see rolling down the street. 113,000,000 BTU’s equals 1,000 gallons of gasoline. You could drive a 98 Toyota Tercel on that amount of gasoline for like 7 years. That means by purchasing an “eco-friendly” car, you are pissing away 7 years of driving in one fucking purchase. If you don’t get 7 years of driving out of that hybrid piece of shit (which the warantee guarantees you won’t) you just fucked Mother Earth.
Buying a hybrid is like walking into Cesar’s Palace and tipping the valet ten grand instead of dropping it on a roulette wheel. You can uncross your fingers, fucko. Vegas doesn’t give comps for burning cash.
Old cars are better for the environment than new hybrid cars. So why don’t we promote old cars as the “eco-friendly” alternative to hybrids?
Women don’t buy used shit.
Look at fashion. Look at furniture. Look at babies. Women won’t take anything used even if it means increasing the global quality of life. In this case, that means pollution. Other times, it means sex lube. So what if the seal on the lube bottle was broken? You’re not a virgin either, princess.
That’s called PR.
“Green” cars are horseshit marketed toward women and this survey proves it. This is how women read the above survey:
9 out of 10 women prefer guys who save the environment…and if you don’t, you must be some kind of stupid, gold-digging bimbo!
Ka-ching! Ring up another hybrid for the girl daddy didn’t love enough. Here are some more statistics from a survey geared so hard toward women it’s got less cock than a Ken doll.
“Eighty percent of American car buyers would find someone with the latest fuel-efficient car more interesting to talk to at a party than someone with the latest sports car.”
True. But only because a man who defines himself by his fucking car doesn’t exist. Except maybe in the deluded feminist fantasies of every uptight, eco-crusading bitch in the world who thinks her vagina is made out of porcelain. It doesn’t break if you use it, honey. Put out once or twice and you stupid, tight-assed, eco-cunts might just enjoy a ride or two in a car that can do 60 in under twenty seconds.
If I defined myself by my car, 19 year old girls with freshly printed high school degrees would line up to fuck me. Unfortunately for the other 80% of you whores, I have too many other things to define myself by. And so do all men with awesome cars. Men with awesome cars define themselves by their awesome jobs, their awesome stories, and their awesome attitudes. These are the things with which bitchin sports cars are earned. They are one in the same.
Only women could be sold self-esteem by hybrid car salesmen. Women could be sold ice cubes in Alaska by a fucking vending machine.
Besides, in what universe is a stupid hybrid car more interesting than a fifteen thousand dollar watch with a meteorite in the face? Fuck you, GM.
“More than 40% of 18 to 43 year olds say it’s a fashion faux pas nowadays to have a car that’s not green or environmentally friendly.”
I wonder which 40% of the 18-43 year old population know what a “fashion faux pas” is. Fucking women.
Eco-friendly cars are not fashion.
Anyone who thinks they are (women) is someone who will treat them like “fashion”. Women exchange their car every 3 years until their lease is so far upside down it’s making Happy Meal toys. Women equip their fashionable car with enough fashionable consumable bullshit to clog a landfill. Women wreck the idea of eco-friendly cars before they even start simply because they can’t commit to anything.
An eco-friendly car only works if you drive it until it falls apart. If you keep trading it in, you’re not just fucking Mother Earth, you’re wiping your dick on her curtains and punting her cat across the lawn on your way out.
Manclusion
If the world went by a woman’s definition of “eco-friendly”, we’d all just paint our shit green and learn to stop breathing through our noses. That way our own green shit wouldn’t stink us to death.
Men are better than women at being eco-friendly with our cars. By buying a bitchin sports car, I have funded innovation, I have encouraged young girls to eat less so they might one day get their skinny little asses inside my Lexus sex machine and therefore, I have decreased fuel spent on growing crops for their fat asses. I have saved the world, but more importantly, I have punted 9 out of 10 of world’s bitches out of my sex pool.
The GM survey
Wired Weighs in on Eco-Friendly Cars – How many women read Wired? None who don’t have a penis.
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AND WHATS WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT WOMEN HAND US ABOUT MEN BEING VIOLENT PIGS WHO KEEP DRAGGING US INTO WAR
Good point. Something I actually used to believe myself when I was younger. Then we (brits) had thatcher hoisted on us. Check the politics prior to that conflict, the woman clearly allowed it to happen so she could win another term in office. She did and would never have done so had the conflict never have taken place. Female in power, avoid it like the plague.
First of all who the fuck cares what women think about cars? Why do Men even worry for a sliver of a second over whether their car is a babe magnet? If you’re a red-blooded american man and you have a general interest in cars since you were 7 years old you know what cars are cool and stylish you don’t need some stupid woman’s opinion on what car to buy when she isn’t the one with the money!
When women say you should buy a so-called “green economy car” a.k.a. brown-rice eco-shit-box I tell them to visit my website I have for fans of Hybrids and electric vehicles it’s at: http://www.idontgiveafuck.com
I buy all my clothes at second hand shops or make them.
I dont drive, I walk or ride my bike
also what you say about little people is really offensive
you’re one in a million sarah, I’m guessing you’re young and haven’t captured a man and his earnings yet, either way most if not all the men on this site don’t care what you do or think.
dude you should def contact a man by the name of tucker maxx. you two would get along like shit on your ass. btw he is not some random dude he is a legend and has his own book, any of you fags out there that drive an eco friendly car please buy this book read that shit and get your life figured out. sorry though dick i prefer american muscle apposed to your piece of shit lexus. You will always see a hotter girl in a lifted v8 chevy supercharged to 760hp you cant trust me on that one.
Dude… you are the man! seriously its about time we have the voice of pissed off men summed up in an orsm site like this, Time for the Feminism industry to take one up the ass after all the years of their BS… please never stop!
yeah, fuck women
Global warming is yet another topic that women fall for because it is an emotional issue rather than a scientific issue. They learn this at the college re-education camps. “Oh my God professor Cunt said the world will turn inti a big ball of fire if I dont buy a Prius”, states emo college whore after she saunters out of class. Another states how how pick-up trucks are melting the ice in Antarctica. Those poor polar bears are are going to die, oh my god.
Clearly Emo college whore is driven by emotion and not science.”Climate Change” is clearly a money driven scam that the caters to the emotionally driven sex. Conversely, it is a theory that hasnt been proven. When theories are proven they become law (i.e., law of thermodynamics). If you need a scientific consensus to prove something it is not a LAW but a THEORY.
Let me break this down for you scientifically challenged right-brainers. When man first thought the world was flat it was a theory even though most scientists agreed with it. People actually thought they would fall off the earth in a ship. Then some male decides to debunk this theory and he sails around the earth and viola. It is a scientific law that the earth is round
I disagree with many things on this site, but still find many of the points valid. HOWEVER, this is the dumbest comment I have ever read. You should try attending college or even read a newspaper. You are ignorant. Go watch Bill O’Reilly or something you douche.
Get lost, bitch. We know you.
I’ve been to college and your absolutely right Dally. There have been a plethora of scientists that have tried to speak out against the THEORY of global warming only to be shouted down and have their grants revoked. The rest tow the line out of fear, just like any man denying that men are better than women.
No, he is not right and neither are you. Not to mention you are taking political and environmental matters and combing them with your dislike for women. It makes no sense. What is next all women are liberals or all women voted for McCain/Palin because Palin is a woman? I mean come on this is pathetic.
As for your THEORY bullshit get a life and read a fuckin book.
Tut tut now, don’t go saying I dislike women. I like dogs just fine and I’m better than them…flawless logic.
And all feminist, liberal women absolutely HATE Sarah Palin. Why? Because she got where she did by not complaining about a glass ceiling. Oh and she pleasures her husband. Dick would do her and so would I.
Now to global warming:
http://www.examiner.com/x-1586-Baltimore-Weather-Examiner~y2009m1d21-O ceans-are-cooling-according-to-NASA
Jeeehhh huhhh not even sure what to say to you there. I applaud that you question what is being said to us as a society by government leaders, scientists, and such, but….. I just do not agree. I could post articles as well and I did read the article you posted, but it proves nothing except that people are arguing over this. Personally, I feel that we are raping the shit out of our earth and that we should all do our part to minimize the impact we have on it. Yes, I am a liberal and proud of it. I voted for Barack and I am proud of that as well. I feel very strongly that turning environmental and political issues into gender issues is fucked up. Many men believe that global warming is happening and to say otherwise is just ignorant.
As far as Sarah Palin goes…. I am not a fan, but don’t hate. Why? Because I could give a shit about her. I knew the minute that dumbshit McCain announced that she was the VP candidate he was screwed. It was a plot to try to sway female Clinton supporters and it backfired. Sarah Palin got where she is today by… who the fuck cares.
I am glad you and Dick think she is hot and worthy of a deep dicken, but I also do not care about that.
She pleasures her husband? Huh gasp ya don’t say, really? Who gives a shit. I pleasured the fuck out of my husband last night. Do you care?
fuck yeah i will stay with my dodge ram 3500 turbo diesel pickup, this is a fucking man truck not like all those little pussy cars. im with you all the way bro.
actually, the earth is not round, it’s oval (roundish- little bit like an egg) and it’s roundness was never a law; but a fact demostrated in ancient Greece by the mesurement of it’s radius and the proyection of the sun’s light and trajectory.
Valid poin, anyways
DallyWama:: The icecaps are melting, this can clearly be seen with the eye, male or female, it doesn’t take a scientist to work it out. But I take some of your point about females moaning about cars. These same females will then happily board a plane as often as she can to take a ‘well earned holiday’.
There’s a large community of us who’ve solved this problem centuries ago, hell eras ago…. HOMOSEXUALITY. If you hate women so much then go suck each other off. Haha.
As for cars, I would love to have an eco friendly car…. but I think I’ll stick with my 2002 turbo VW beetle until she put-putters out on me, then maybe by then (if it’s any consolation) they will have made them FAR more efficient.
Nice car. Ted Bundy drove one.
Your VW beetle “Turbo” is not a nice car at all, you frozen flower alternative. It looks like fresh pile of shit. Car for pussies.
look to be fair BOTH GENDERS HAVE SOMTHING STUPID ABOUT THEM >..
We are being fair. We’re finally sayng something back.
MICHAEL SAVAGE,
“TO BE YOUNG AND LIBERAL IS TO HAVE A HEART,
TO BE OLD AND LIBERAL IS TO HAVE NO MIND”
“LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER”
“THIS LIBERAL SOCIETY IS FEMINISING YOUNG MEN TODAY,THEIR TEACHERS AND MOMS TELL THEM THAT MEN ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL EVILS IN THE WORLD,NOW WE ARE RAISING MEN THAT WONT EVEN FIGHT BACK WHEN ATTACKED”
Why all capital letters?
CAPSLOCK MUST BE BROKEN!!!
JEEZ
“Sorry about that chief”
I wanted to make sure it was bid enough for the women to read. HaHa!
BIG enough!
No matter.Welcome to the site my good sir.
-RB
All part of the feminist mistress plan my friend. Imasculating males will actually make them equal to men.
THE GREAT AL BUNDY SAID IT BEST,
“SON,I PASS DOWN THIS PRICELESS BIT OF WISDOM TO YOU…NEVER MARRY”
THE GREAT AL BUNDY SAID IT BEST,
“SON,I PASS DOWN THIS PRICELESS BIT OF WISDOM TO YOU…NEVER MARRY�
Yup and he was more than partially imasculated and females still hated that program.
AND WHILE WERE ON THE SUBJECT OF WOMEN BEING STUPID CUNTS.
DID ANYONE EVER NOTICE HOW WOMEN ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO BUILD UP THEIR SEX ALL THE TIME?
“ALL MEN ARE PIGS” ,MEN THINK WITH THEIR DICKS,ETC.
WOMEN LIKE TO RAISE THEMSELVES ONTO A HIGHER MORAL PLANE WITH STUPID STATEMENTS LIKE “WOMEN ARENT LIKE MEN,WE DONT JUDGE ON LOOKS,ITS WHATS ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS”
BULLSHIT….EVER WATCH “COPS” WHERE SOME UGLY WHITE TRASH WOMAN REFUSES TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST SOME REDNECK TURD THAT BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HER WITH A BACK HOE?
“BUT I LOVE HIM”….HAHAH STUPID CUNT!
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WITH HUGE TITS (THE ONLY KIND THAT MATTER) CARE ABOUT THREE THINGS ONLY.
1.A BIG FAT DICK
2.A BIG FAT WALLET
3.POWER/STATUS
ALL WOMEN ABIDE BY THESE THREE DRIVING FORCES UNLESS THEY FALL INTO THE CATEGORY OF PSYCHO HOSE BEAST.
“WOMEN ARE THE GAURDIANS OF MORALITY”
BULLSHIT!
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE HOW MANY WOMEN TEACHERS THERE HAVE BEEN LATELY CAUGHT FUCKING 13 YEAR OLD BOYS!
WOMEN NEED TO COME DOWN FROM THEIR HIGH AND MIGHTY PEDESTAL AND GET DOWN WHERE THEY BELONG….ON THIER NEEDS IN FRONT OF MY DICK.
AND WHATS WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT WOMEN HAND US ABOUT MEN BEING VIOLENT PIGS WHO KEEP DRAGGING US INTO WAR…AND HOW THE WORLD WOULD BE SUCH A PEACEFULL PLACE IF ONLY SOME FRIGID TWAT WOULD BE PUT IN CHARGE.
WHAT KIND OF GLASS DICK ARE THEY SMOKING FROM!???
WOMEN ARE THE MOST VIOLENTLY UNSTABLE WHACKJOBS EVER..THEY ARE PETTY AND TEAR EACH OTHER TO PIECES AT EVERY TURN,THEY ARE JEALOUS AND CATTY TOWARD ANY WOMAN WHO HAS A LARGER RACK THAN THEM,THEY LIE CHEAT AND STEAL TO FOR THE SMALLEST REASON AND THRIVE ON CREATING CONFLICT AND DRAMA IN THEIR LIVES JUST SO THEY HAVE ATTENTION.
AND THATS NOT EVEN COUNTING WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR SPECIAL TIME OF THE MONTH!
WOMEN IN CHARGE…..NO THANKS!
2 and 3 I go for, but big fat dicks? Give us a break, all Anglo-Americunts hate sex like cancer.
I COULDNT AGREE MORE!
I HATE FUCKING HYBRID CARS WITH A FURY USUALLY RESERVED FOR CHILD MOLESTERS,RAP MUSIC AND BARRACK OBAMA.
ALL THESE HIPPIE FAGGOTS NEED TO STICK THEIR LIPS AROUND MY TRANS AMS TAILPIPE AND SUCK HARD UNTIL EXHAUST COMES OUT THEIR ASS AND THEY TURN PURPLE AND DROP DEAD,THEN WE CAN GRIND THEM UP AND SERVE THEM TO PRISONERS AND SAVE SOME TAX PAYER MONEY.
LIKE LIBERALS,HYBRID CARS SHOULD BE BANNED,AND ANYONE (ESPECIALLY MEN) CAUGHT DRIVING A PRIUS SHOULD BE PULLED OVER AND BEATEN WITH A LEAD PIPE UNTIL THE LOOK LIKE A JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTING.
I AM AMAZED AT HOW SUCCESSFUL THESE WITHERED OLD ECO CUNTS HAVE BEEN AT SCARING STUDENTS AND LIMP WRISTED QUEERS INTO THINKING WE ARE DESTROYING THE EARTH,DOESNT ANYONE THINK FOR THEMSELEVES ANYMORE?
GLOBAL WARMING DOESNT EXIST,IT IS A MAN MADE DEVICE USED BY AL GORE TO SWINDLE THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED.
HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT QUEER FUCK MAKING SELLING CARBON CREDITS? A BUTTLOAD!
OVERPOPULATION IS RUINING THE WORLD! WORTHLESS STUPID GHETTO TYPES ARE BREEDING LIKE FLIES AND TURNING THE WORLD AROUND US INTO A TOILET.
FUNNY HOW THESE TOUCHY FEELY P.C. ASSHOLES ARE TO SCARED TO BREECH THIS SUBJECT.
MORE PEOPLE ON THE EARTH= MORE RESOURCES USED,MORE TRASH IN THE DUMP,MORE GAS CONSUMED,MORE LAND USED UP,MORE TRAFFIC ON THE FREEWAYS.
LOOK AT CHINA….THE QUALITY OF LIFE GOES DOWN THE HIGHER THE POPULATION RISES.
I GUESS THESE FAGGOTS MUST LIKE DRIVING FOR 2 HOURS TO FIND A PARKING PLACE,HIGH CRIME,AND MIND NUMBING TRAFFIC.
ALL THESE LIBERAL FAGGOTS ARE MISERABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO TRUE IDENTITY OF THEIR OWN AND ARE SEEKING A CAUSE TO GIVE THEIR LIFE MEANING,THEY DEVELOP THESE GREENIE ATTITUDE AND GO AROUND TRYING TO FORCE THEIR LIBERAL BULLSHIT ON PEOPLE WHO ARE ENJOYING LIFE AND CARE ABOUT HAVING COOL THINGS LIKE FAST CARS,AND GREAT AMERICAN V-8 CLASSICS.
THERE WAS A TIME IN AMERICAN WHEN EVERYONE GOT TO BE A REAL MAN AND DRIVE A 59 BUICK AND TO HELL WITH THE MILEAGE.
NOW I HAVE SOME PENCIL THIN FAG OR FRIGID LESBIAN TELLING ME I NEED TO DRIVE A PLASTIC SNAIL POWERED BY MOONBEAMS AND UNICORN FARTS.
WELL I SAY FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!!
i love the fact that you are so incredibly worthless.
i just love it.
this is was you love too- the outlet of the…(shock horror!)
WorldWideWeb…
ooh babesss.
i also love the fact that Barack Obama is in the position of utmost power in the whole world right now, and you…waiiit haha YOU are contriving an essay about the different fuel consumptions of cars.
no one actually cares about you, and i know your heart may have skipped a beat (because your family detected your innate bastard-hood at birth)- but please, just learn from your president.
I love women and respect them, and I also like to contribute to the wellbeing of others through (listening…yes…listening) to what their scientific findings have to say.
I know you dont care what i have to say, and that doesn’t bother the flying fuck out of me…because the point being that i can chant the name O-B-A-M-A at the top of my LUNGS… and i could see you on the street and spit on you as a worthless, prejudiced and pathetic skid-mark.
How much do you weigh?
A woman is angry with a particualr man for only one single reason – he is not flirting with her.
A woman is angry wit men in general for only one single reason – no man is interested in flirting with her.
Whenever an angry woman vistis this site we men know what is the reason.
Hun, it’s actually very simple, you must be doing something wrong, since no man is interested. Find it and kill it inside you. Bo-Ha!!
Mentioning funny puppet Obama is not emotionaly hurting any real men here or anywhere. We know he is bitch, just like you. You are not allowed to be here, get lost.
I COULDNT AGREE MORE!
I HATE FUCKING HYBRID CARS WITH A FURY USUALLY RESERVED FOR CHILD MOLESTERS,RAP MUSIC AND BARRACK OBAMA.
ALL THESE HIPPIE FAGGOTS NEED TO STICK THE LIPS AROUND MY TRANS AMS TAILPIPE AND SUCK HARD UNTIL THEY TURN EXHAUST COMES OUT THEIR ASS AND THEY PURPLE AND DROP DEAD,THEN WE CAN GRIND THEM UP AND SERVE THEM TO PRISONERS AND SAVE SOME TAX PAYER MONEY.
LIKE LIBERALS,HYBRID CARS SHOULD BE BANNED,AND ANYONE CAUGHT DRIVING A PRIUS SHOULD BE PULLED OVER AND BEATEN WITH A LEAD PIPE UNTIL THE LOOK LIKE A JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTING.
I AM AMAZED AT HOW SUCCESSFUL THESE WITHERED OLD ECO CUNTS HAVE BEEN AT SCARING STUDENTS INTO THINKING WE ARE DESTROYING THE EARTH,DOESNT ANYONE THINK FOR THEMSELEVES ANYMORE?
GLOBAL WARMING DOESNT EXIST,IT IS A MAN MADE DEVICE USED BY AL GORE TO SWINDLE THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED.
HOW MUCH MONEY IS THAT QUEER FUCK MAKING SELLING CARBON CREDITS? A BUTTLOAD!
ALL THESE LIBERAL FAGGOTS ARE MISERABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO TRUE IDENTITY OF THEIR OWN AND ARE SEEKING A CAUSE TO GIVE THEIR LIFE MEANING,THEY DEVELOP THESE GREENIE ATTITUDE AND GO AROUND TRYING TO FORCE THEIR LIBERAL BULLSHIT ON PEOPLE WHO ARE ENJOYING LIFE AND CARE ABOUT HAVING COOL THINGS LIKE FAST CARS,AND GREAT AMERICAN V-8 CLASSICS.
THERE WAS A TIME IN AMERICAN WHEN EVERYONE GOT TO BE A REAL MAN AND DRIVE A 59 BUICK AND TO HELL WITH THE MILEAGE.
NOW I HAVE SOME PENCIL THIN FAG OR FRIGID LESBIAN TELLING ME I NEED TO DRIVE A PLASTIC SNAIL POWERED BY MOONBEAMS AND UNICORN FARTS.
WELL I SAY FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!!
Absolutely true and Mantastic! I’ve heard that same bullshit argument from some flower power, pinko bitch about the massive Chevy monster truck I drive around. Lifted, nonetheless, so it can burn even more fuel!
It was even more fun when they attempted to paint “Greenpeace” in pink on the sides of our massive military ships and subs and we got to firehose them off of our piers! Nuclear energy, Fuel bombs and huge bombers like the C130 are manly, not a fuckin’ hybrid.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
I am an alpha male. I drive what I want, say what I want, and get the women I want… that said, I am nice, educated, and funny. I have NEVER had a woman give a shit what kind of car I drive, they just come back for what I can offer them in and out of bed… good lovin’ and a lot of laughs.