Fuck You, Eco-Cunts.
“9 out of 10 women say they’d rather chat up a guy who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car,” says a survey brought to us by GM — a company that sells electric fucking cars.
As a man who owns a bitchin sports convertible that runs on premium, burns through tires like they’re made of wax, and makes eco-friendly cars piss themselves with oil when it rumbles by (like in the Transformers movie), I feel I should respond to the above survey.
9 out of 10 women: I don’t give a shit about you.
You 90% of women are the lower 90% of women. You are the 1’s, 2’s, 3’s, 4’s, 5’s, 6’s, 7’s, 8’s, and 9’s of the world and you can go fuck a midget for all I care. You’re not hot enough for me to pretend you even exist.
If you want to know why 9 out of 10 women “prefer” men who drive eco-friendly cars, watch a movie called A Beautiful Mind and take notes. Those women “prefer” losers because they are losers. They know they can’t get any better so they change their preferences to maximize their benefits. It’s straight economics. Then watch a movie called Caddyshack.
“The world needs ditch diggers too.”
Eco-friendly” cars are not better for the environment.
It takes 113,000,000 BTUs of energy to build one of those futuristic pussy-mobiles called a Toyota Prius; which is not only a loss of Man Points to own and drive, but also a loss of Man Points to rent, ride in, fuck in, or even see rolling down the street. 113,000,000 BTU’s equals 1,000 gallons of gasoline. You could drive a 98 Toyota Tercel on that amount of gasoline for like 7 years. That means by purchasing an “eco-friendly” car, you are pissing away 7 years of driving in one fucking purchase. If you don’t get 7 years of driving out of that hybrid piece of shit (which the warantee guarantees you won’t) you just fucked Mother Earth.
Buying a hybrid is like walking into Cesar’s Palace and tipping the valet ten grand instead of dropping it on a roulette wheel. You can uncross your fingers, fucko. Vegas doesn’t give comps for burning cash.
Old cars are better for the environment than new hybrid cars. So why don’t we promote old cars as the “eco-friendly” alternative to hybrids?
Women don’t buy used shit.
Look at fashion. Look at furniture. Look at babies. Women won’t take anything used even if it means increasing the global quality of life. In this case, that means pollution. Other times, it means sex lube. So what if the seal on the lube bottle was broken? You’re not a virgin either, princess.
That’s called PR.
“Green” cars are horseshit marketed toward women and this survey proves it. This is how women read the above survey:
9 out of 10 women prefer guys who save the environment…and if you don’t, you must be some kind of stupid, gold-digging bimbo!
Ka-ching! Ring up another hybrid for the girl daddy didn’t love enough. Here are some more statistics from a survey geared so hard toward women it’s got less cock than a Ken doll.
“Eighty percent of American car buyers would find someone with the latest fuel-efficient car more interesting to talk to at a party than someone with the latest sports car.”
True. But only because a man who defines himself by his fucking car doesn’t exist. Except maybe in the deluded feminist fantasies of every uptight, eco-crusading bitch in the world who thinks her vagina is made out of porcelain. It doesn’t break if you use it, honey. Put out once or twice and you stupid, tight-assed, eco-cunts might just enjoy a ride or two in a car that can do 60 in under twenty seconds.
If I defined myself by my car, 19 year old girls with freshly printed high school degrees would line up to fuck me. Unfortunately for the other 80% of you whores, I have too many other things to define myself by. And so do all men with awesome cars. Men with awesome cars define themselves by their awesome jobs, their awesome stories, and their awesome attitudes. These are the things with which bitchin sports cars are earned. They are one in the same.
Only women could be sold self-esteem by hybrid car salesmen. Women could be sold ice cubes in Alaska by a fucking vending machine.
Besides, in what universe is a stupid hybrid car more interesting than a fifteen thousand dollar watch with a meteorite in the face? Fuck you, GM.
“More than 40% of 18 to 43 year olds say it’s a fashion faux pas nowadays to have a car that’s not green or environmentally friendly.”
I wonder which 40% of the 18-43 year old population know what a “fashion faux pas” is. Fucking women.
Eco-friendly cars are not fashion.
Anyone who thinks they are (women) is someone who will treat them like “fashion”. Women exchange their car every 3 years until their lease is so far upside down it’s making Happy Meal toys. Women equip their fashionable car with enough fashionable consumable bullshit to clog a landfill. Women wreck the idea of eco-friendly cars before they even start simply because they can’t commit to anything.
An eco-friendly car only works if you drive it until it falls apart. If you keep trading it in, you’re not just fucking Mother Earth, you’re wiping your dick on her curtains and punting her cat across the lawn on your way out.
Manclusion
If the world went by a woman’s definition of “eco-friendly”, we’d all just paint our shit green and learn to stop breathing through our noses. That way our own green shit wouldn’t stink us to death.
Men are better than women at being eco-friendly with our cars. By buying a bitchin sports car, I have funded innovation, I have encouraged young girls to eat less so they might one day get their skinny little asses inside my Lexus sex machine and therefore, I have decreased fuel spent on growing crops for their fat asses. I have saved the world, but more importantly, I have punted 9 out of 10 of world’s bitches out of my sex pool.
The GM survey
Wired Weighs in on Eco-Friendly Cars - How many women read Wired? None who don’t have a penis.
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I am an alpha male. I drive what I want, say what I want, and get the women I want… that said, I am nice, educated, and funny. I have NEVER had a woman give a shit what kind of car I drive, they just come back for what I can offer them in and out of bed… good lovin’ and a lot of laughs.
Hi. This web site is the greatest against anti feminism. I really do agree with most of the staff even though it’s humourous, but true. We need more guys like YOU. Any guy who laughs and says that this web site sucks you’re kidding yourself. It’s only because you have a girlfriend/wife behind your back who’s watching you. And if you say to her that you agree with it then she’s gonna leave you. And you’re afraid to say your word. But I say we man should rise and shove back feminists and all that crap to where it belongs. The world is in a sad place today. It has to change NOW !!!
VERY well said Jack.
Respect.
R-E-S-P-E-S… WHAT THE FUCK?! SAMMY, KEEP YER FUCKIN TRAP SHUT!!!
The world won’t last forever, I swear some people think it will if certain precautions are taken.
Gimme a break - it is efficient these days to be both ecological and cost effective. It’s not about men or women, though it’s fun to think that way. It’s about what’s best for everyone’s future, and if you’re against you’re own children’s future then you deserve what you get, no matter what the rationale.
@ BRITTANY
Holy crap, I didn’t know they MAKE girls who can think for themselves.
Women shouldn’t be “going after” a Man for ANY reason in the first place. Women who think it’s their place to “go after” a Man are only inviting a very lonely future. Particularly women who “go after” a man’s money. If - and when - they FAIL and they don’t get what they went after, they become MISERABLE and extremely pissed off for life.
. . . and thats’ when revenge will turn her into something uglier than she was before.
M
Women are TERRIBLE at raising children. Making sure that children survive is not called “raising them properly”. Changing diapers, nursing, feeding, washing, and coddling . . . is not called ‘RAISING’ a child. Niether is baking a birthday cake.
PROPERLY RAISING A CHILD IS –>> PROPERLY PREPARING THEM FOR LIFE.
(A.K.A - Really important shit that will make or break their future)
Single mothers have no business raising MEN. All they do is improperly program their son’s on the WRONG WAY to deal with women. Focus on women. Chase women. Be interested in women. Make women your mission in life. Treat women well , even when they are cunts . . . . . fuck, it’s ridiculous.
These women will waste MORE TIME brainwashing their sons into thinking that being ‘good - or nice - to women’ will get a girl to like him more. . . and will make her want to make out with him.
FALSE.
Just like the stupid jewlery commercials on TV . . .
“Buy a girl a pice of jewlery –>> and she WILL want to kiss you.”
Give us all a break with that shit.
• Why the fuck doesn’t she RAISE him to make a shit load of money?
• Or make investments that will ALWAYS pay off?
• Or teach him something USEFUL that doesn’t have to do with women AT ALL.
• Or teach him to GET RID of a girl who’s just a total bitch.
BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN: You will notice that mothers NEVER teach their sons that it’s perfectly OK to break up with women. They ALWAYS try and brainwash them into thinking if it breaks up - it’s a fucking TRAGEDY. Now he is expected to tolerate that bullshit. “Tell her she’s beautiful. Tell her you love her. Why don’t you do something extra nice for her on Valentine’s Day. Nice girls don’t have sex.”
Please.
TRUTH: SHE’S A FUCKING SELFISH BITCH WHO DOESN’T PUT OUT. She wants all kinds of shit from her “boyfriend” for herself, and when he’s not getting his cock sucked, that’s supposed to be OK.
It’s none of her fucking business to teach a man about women.
They openly prepare their MEN to be WIMPS. It’s tragic, really.
They should be teaching their daughters EXACTLY HOW TO SUCK COCK.
. . . and that’s only ONE example why women are shitty at raising children.
I recently watched Spiderman III, and I would have paid $100 for a tomato just so I could throw it at the screen when that old woman said to Spiderman: “A man must put his wife before himself. Can you do that Peter?”
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT. SHITTY. FEMALE. PROGRAMMING.
A man who puts ANYONE ‘before himself’ is fucking DOOMED.
And I am willing to bet that divorced men everywhere
can not thank their mothers enough for that shit.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Hey i know I’m not allowed here because I’m a girl but I’m not Writting to get mad at you for saying that men are superior to woman because they sort of are! When you said that woman cant drive thats true. When you say that woman cant do math thats true too. I agree with the fact that every building you see a man created it, and that men are much harder workers than woman. I didn’t really agree with woman only going after a man because he has money. Now that might be true with some woman but not with others. And i didn’t agree with woman being bad at raising children, but you do have a point that men think more logically and can make better decesions. Just keep in mind that not all woman are the same. I admire you and your sense of humor on the Dr.Phil show the things you said were very funny. You had me and my friends laughing. Keep up the good work.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As soon as I saw the title, I knew this one was going to be a classic.
Actually, in reality, the study would show that 9/10 women would prefer to just be friends with guys that drive a prius, but 9/10 will still fuck guys in gas guzzling cars because gas = $$$, which = status.
These people hate capitalism, they’re creating a moral panic so they can impose their will on us.
Well, This is 100% TRUE. I could had many other green bullshit facts that the media are trying to shit on us but hey, according to David Suzuki we are guilty and supposed to stop breathing. Seen the new TV ad? where Suzuki is in it, convincing a man to stop all hydro in his house? what is he supposed to do? die? Suzuki your LOWER than dirt. I hpe you FUCK your self! All ECO persons are 100% CACA!
As expensive as it is it might as well dry the fuck up.
The modern world and everything in it is built on cheap and plentiful energy. Air travel is going to be a status symbol for rich pigs like designer clothes and SUV limos. Trains and ships will regain dominance in goods shopping and long distance travel. Peasants will ride horses for personal transportation like they did 100 years ago.
The scum in Washington are going to push hydrogen meanwhile the moronic populace thinks it’s magic because its only emission is water vapor.. nevermind that it costs more to produce than petroleum and is reliant on the same parasitic heavy infrastructure and fuel stations.
What’s that Janeen? Are you OBJECTIFYING Dick?
I bet you’re not as green as the average homeless person.
You don’t understand anything about men. Didn’t you see Waterworld? We’ll build catamarans and go sailing. Pretty lady on board. Fresh sushi for dinner.
You revolutionaries are so stuck up. Why can’t you accept that the world is a wonderful ever-changing place? Let go of the past, embrace the future. It’s full of challenges. Take control of your destiny, shape the world with your own hands. The climate is going to change anyway, there’s nothing you can do about it.
Schizophrenia.
You’re welcome.
My car gets pretty decent gas milage but i dont get a boner about it. I would rather drive a “bichin sports car” any day of the week. Andy sounds like a 38 year old mother of 3 that has jack shit to do with her time than cry and complain. and why would you start out a post by saying “The writer of this article”, dont you know the guys name? its only all over the website. Godamn your thick.
Back to the Lakers game.
Hey, Andrea, babe, while you slept, the hoax was outed. Global warming caused by a totally non-toxic substance has been proven false.
R-12 is a very heavy molecule, and never did float 15 or 20 miles into the air. Another hoax.
And, no, the world is not running out of oil. If we ever do run out of oil, we are never going to run out of natural gas, because it turns out it comes from the wood work out. It is an inherent part of a planet in a carbon based system. This was first published around 1980.
Thanks for proving once again that men are better than women.
The writer of this article is a fucking dick. When the water rises due to man-induced global warming, i hope you live on a flood plain and the water engulfs your house - then where will you be ? Or maybe you’ll get skin cancer from unprotected sun rays caused by your damage to teh ozone layer ? Or just maybe you’ll contract a nasty respiratory disease from the fumes of your filthy SUV. How apt, how ironic. And just cos you wanna drive fucking gas guzzling SUV and burn up the world.
Come the revolution, you and your ‘bichin’ sports convertible will be first up against the wall.
Take a flying leap in a convenient lake. This URL plainly says no women allowed.
What you are saying is called shaming language, and it no longer works on men of intelligence. However, you wouldn’t know that because you don’t know any intelligent men; they run when they hear you coming.
What is the traffic on this site?
D yiu cannot be serious, you have a mother and a wife, stop pretending to hate women, if you really do be ye gay!
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