Anyone But Hillary 2008 Campaign Posters
As a man, I like to start things off right and in a hurry. That means three things:
1. Make things manlier — which I’ve done by challenging you all to my 2008 Man Challenge. I’ve already completed four out of five. Better dust your balls off and get to work.
2. Watch out for any bullshit on the horizon.
3. Take it easy.
God didn’t create the universe in six days and then take it easy on the seventh. He did it in two and then took a permanent vacation. Mondays He left for men to get to work and start building civilization. Monday is the manliest day there is. That’s why women hate them.
The following are promotional posters I created to keep an eye on the biggest storm of bullshit on the horizon since the ending scene of Terminator: Hillary Clinton running for president.
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:02 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
Well this whole ‘reaching out to women’ thing is bullshit. I think… yeah, I think if she actually wins I might consider moving to another country for a little while. I’ll be damned if I’ll be a citizen of a nation that would consider her noble of running our country. Hopefuly it won’t have to get that far though, but I’m pretty pissed with the turnout in NH.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
I’m curious as to how the Republican’s could pull off a win if Hitlery wins the Democrat pre-selection. I guessing it has something to do with otherwise apathetic non-voters getting off their arse perhaps. Voting attendance is compulsory here, has been since we gained Federation, which makes the balance of political outcomes in the US somewhat strange to me.
Beyond that, I don’t see how the Republican’s can possibly win. Their credibility has been dragged through so much mud it won’t be until after the nation is devastated by half-arsed Democratic policies and a vagina war to liberate the women of the sandpit that a major swing back toward neo-con’s is conceivable..
January 10th, 2008 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1f1d487c5ff8c
This website truly is retardation at its finest. :)
Can’t wait to leave another reply come November when our country will be led by a capable, intelligent woman.
(P.S. If you then decide that you want to move to another country, bon voyage! We’ve got enough sperm in the bank to last us a long while…)
January 10th, 2008 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Obviously you have not been following the campaign trail very well. Even women hold her in disdain and she cries every time she loses.
- Not in a million years will she hold the office and I will shoot my own brains out if she attempts to lead our troops.
Seriously Hillary, fuck off.
-Sgt. Reyes
January 13th, 2008 at 4:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
A) She’s not capable.
B) She’s not intelligent.
C) This country will never be run by a woman.
January 13th, 2008 at 5:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Amen!
January 13th, 2008 at 5:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Unfortunately, Mike is right, out east and west they would vote for illiterate monkeys simply because they can dance to Techno. Luckily for the rest of us, New York and LA do NOT (FUCKING A NOT) constitute the “normality” and/or “lead” the country as it were.
Where they want to go, us southerners DO NOT want to follow.
Hillary and Hilary are why women should never vote or try to run the country. One is a fucking moron, the other a fucking idiot.
In reality, the big H will never win. Why? Only the last 200+ years of NEVER HAVING A BLACK MAN OR WOMAN BE PRESIDENT.
The secret to America and Voting is our friends called the “Electoral College”. Since all the dudes here are already masters of all voting machines and pencils, they know that the Electoral College is the final say, your vote is NOT the end all and be all of a General Presidential Election.
Ummm…….did I happen to mention that since the Electoral College is a reality, and that old white dudes who are most likely Freemasons or in the order of the Eastern Mooseknuckles, odds are good I will not see a black or female in office up top anytime soon?
Other than that, let me lay it out for the teenage girls that keep trolling through here.
Hillary- Is not capable. Is not intelligent, IS a politician, will tell a one-legged man he can have a free cup of soup every Thursday for a vote, but wouldn’t buy him a leg to stand on. She also happens to be the stereotypical white collar criminal like her old man Bubba, or have the masses already forgotten the bullshit of WhiteWater and being married to a Draft Dodger? (No, they haven’t)
Obama- Anyone resembling a muslim name will not carry the south. Hillary even has more of a chance. The one thing Obama IS? Intelligent, he doesn’t work his previous lay at every chance simply because the previous lay was Bill Clintion. You can trust ONE thing, he will not win down here. You can trust TWO things, people here cannot stand Hillary.
I love polls. They are like my manly Meat Poll. I poll my meat, and it says the same as these retarded fake voting polls, “Rub the Magic 8 ball, ask again later”.
Who do I see carrying a long ways? In the south, I see John McCain, maybe even Fred Thompson. Unfortunately, as a Demopublican, I don’t see much to vote for on either side, the lesser of two retards really.
It’s like having a choice between a shitty pulled pork sandwich and Slappy Mac’s. Not much choice, but you got one.
Now you know how the Romans felt. You get fucked no matter what, but at least you know in the end how badly you will get ass banged.
January 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
I second that and I sure as fuck know Hilary or Obama won’t get voted in. What’s your thoughts on Huckabee?
- Sgt. Reyes
January 14th, 2008 at 5:14 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
This election will be decided by women. Why? Simply they are retarded. When it gets down the nominee from each party (both men), they’ll just pick the one they think looks hunky.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
How can the electoral kick out Hillary? Won’t the feminists get into an outrage?
January 14th, 2008 at 3:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c1eac410287f
Maybe you could run for president, with insight like that i’ll be singing “happy birthday to mr president” to you.
January 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6c1eac410287f
Sharon you are a fucking acid tongue whore cunt that needs to have a vagina flush out, im buying your husband a beer.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
Just like that whore did for the president she fucked and sucked. You should do it anyways.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:06 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Thank you Sharon. My guess is you would probably vote for me multiple times under many different names.
January 15th, 2008 at 7:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 0e5751c917461
This is worth a double post. It is worth its weight in gold. Well said.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
@Sgt. Reyes
Not sure my man. Having served prior military, McCain (even though I don’t approve of ALL he does) is my primary choice SO FAR.
I have no clue on basebal Mitt Romney. Don’t really care to at the moment, when they start paring people off (i.e., Head Chopping 101 due to nothing more than popularity, not Ideals) I will put more effort into looking into what they say, what they ACT like they believe, etc.
Obviously, I am not a fan of Obama, because (A) his name (I know, shallow) and (B) his lack of saluting the flag (C) the fact he is full of shit like all politicians. No charisma as a speaker in my mind.
No on Hillary. Obvious FUCK NO. She is weak-minded, tends to swap sides like Bubba taught her, and has absolutely ZERO speaking skills, true ideas, and her morality level is lower than MINE.
Huckabee- Funny Bastard, EXTREMELY….interesting in debates, and CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS says vote for him. I just might. Ha!
(Remember, irregardless of reality, to most Americans, this IS A POPULARITY AND SOCIETAL CONTENST)
Fred “The Big Bastard” Thompson- In a heartbeat I would vote for him.
The problem is- He isn’t a good speaker…..YET. He has almost tanked out because he won’t step up. HIS views are pretty interesting, and he has finally started to get loud about what he thinks. Of them all, he is the most serious, and THE ONLY ONE BESIDES MCCAIN TO HAVE REAL-WORLD EXPERIENCE.
Hillary just flatbacked her way into the White House, no, that does not count as “work”. Owning a Vagina does NOT constitute “presidential worthiness”. Ask Geraldine Ferraro how this works.
John Edwards- Man, this dude is just…..too damned slick for his own good. Again, not good at speaking (My bar is set with: Napolean, Nero, Roosevelt, Kennedy, etc.). To me he just doesn’t really stand for anything, he is like a poster with a mouth, shit comes out, but I don’t care.
Rudy Juliani- Ok. Seriously. New York got attacked. I don’t live in New York. He did his JOB at the time. Now, according to the media, he is a 911 superstar for DOING WHAT HE WAS PAID TO DO. No, I am not impressed by a man who volutarily runs one of the few cities I know TENS OF MILLIONS of people would NEVER consider living in. Is New York bad? An acquired taste, but it is irrelevant, because of Rudy and Hillary running the damned thing. They make too much of the city (the media), and forget that there is even a country in-between New York and LA.
We don’t matter to them, so we could care less about what they think or do. (Sorry, southerner point of view) No insult to my Damned Northerner friends on here.
Not sure on Ron Paul. As all of you can guess, only big numbers make big candidates. The media darlings will make it to the finish line, not the people that count.
It’s like a retarded version of American Idol or Survivor.
Only the shit floats to the top.
January 16th, 2008 at 5:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 190a77958674a
I am a woman and I would never, ever, EVER vote for Hillary. I personally was insulted the way she got on national television and fucking cried. She just made herself one of the weakest candidates ever, in my eyes anyways, for doing that. As much as hate to say it she was doing exactly what this site has been saying woman do all along, using her femininity to win others over and control them. I hope to god or whoever that she does not win.
January 16th, 2008 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3a53c8378915b
mike5150 (457) Says:
January 14th, 2008 at 5:14 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
This election will be decided by women. Why? Simply they are retarded.
When it gets down the nominee from each party (both men), they’ll just
pick the one they think looks hunky.
I’m not necessarily picking on you, Mike, but there are WAY too many generalizations here. I am a woman, and scored highest in my class on the SAT, ACT, and on my State Board of Nursing Exam. Which kind of hints at the fact that I’m not retarded.
Of all the candidates, the one who looks to me the most “Presidential” is Mitt Romney. And I can’t stand him. There are going to be MANY, many women who don’t vote based on looks.
And remember, there are about as many retarded men as there are women. I betcha if there were a couple of semi-intelligent hotties running for office, some of the male candidates could see their numbers fall.
At this point, my personal opinion is that Obama is the most visually pleasing candidate, but I don’t plan to vote for him…I’m still assessing all of their stance on the issues.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:34 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
You obviously proved my point. If you did score higher than anyone on your SAT and ACT you are retarded for going into nursing.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Using yourself as an example to disprove broad, sweeping statistical evidence gathered by using facts and not ‘what ifs’ and ‘why nots’ makes you look very materialistic, egocentric, shallow, selfish, and prudish.
Dana, you might want to leave before you have to start talking about how many friends you have and how you are superior to us. It really makes you look like a bitch, and when you express your character, people just can’t focus on your gender.