Anyone But Hillary 2008 Campaign Posters
As a man, I like to start things off right and in a hurry. That means three things:
1. Make things manlier — which I’ve done by challenging you all to my 2008 Man Challenge. I’ve already completed four out of five. Better dust your balls off and get to work.
2. Watch out for any bullshit on the horizon.
3. Take it easy.
God didn’t create the universe in six days and then take it easy on the seventh. He did it in two and then took a permanent vacation. Mondays He left for men to get to work and start building civilization. Monday is the manliest day there is. That’s why women hate them.
The following are promotional posters I created to keep an eye on the biggest storm of bullshit on the horizon since the ending scene of Terminator: Hillary Clinton running for president.
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January 4th, 2008 at 3:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 3bdbb85f8b2b6
Tonight, when not only Barack Obama pummeled Hillary but John Edwards nudged past her by half a percent to add insult to injury (which seems just given that Hillary has been an insult and injury to the world of politics) and put her in third, I poured myself a glass of brandy, sat back and contemplated over if there really is some kind of objective good and evil in the world and if good will always prevail like it has tonight.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d3bb32787b07
I said it before and I will say it again. If you are an american, VOTE any other way by HitLERy Clinton. If you are a man, the above statement stands all the more true.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:19 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b2d081a727d6
What is wrong with the ending scene of Terminator II?
P Coderch
January 4th, 2008 at 5:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 3bdbb85f8b2b6
I think he’s rightfully insinuating that a Hillary presidency would not be unlike a playground consumed by a nuclear holocaust.
January 4th, 2008 at 6:40 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e9c228aa7a22
If you’re a professional woman, it doesn’t matter how smart you are, how much money you make, how many men you turned into sawdust to get to the top, Hillary is smarter, earned more, and mashed more men than most woman have. that bothers most woman i think.
woman themselves are with “penis envy” of hillary, therefore even the woman themselves wont vote for her.
on another note:
who cares,
men will always kick ass.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:03 am - IP Man-Hash: cde4d6da17a7a
i feel rather badly admitting it, but i am not at all comfortable with the idea of a woman as president- especially that one.
alas, i feel there are no really appealing candidates and that we’re going to hell in a handbasket no matter what.
i wonder which of the five man challenges Dick has yet to complete? i think it’s three- i hope so anyway because while not caring what people think of you is to some extent cool and manly, behaving in the sort of loutish way that would get you kicked out of places really isn’t.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:25 am - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
I’m down with Obama. I sooner vote for a moron(literally) over Hillary.
Then again, Hillary might be good in the short run. After she fucks up America, we can start telling women systematically to leave the boardroom.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: de5b8a05f2bc3
Personally I decided after the 2000 election I was never, ever going to vote again since they called the state I live in 3 hours before the polls closed. I figured what’s the point. However, I am scared because there are too many stupid people in this world that Hillbillery actually has a chance at being the president. I see myself voting for anyone else, haven’t decided yet.
I really don’t understand how she became a New York senator..I mean wtf New York people…WTF. Lenin is gone, this bitch is trying to emulate him. She does understand the Leninist concept of aquireing, accumulating, and maintaining political power at any cost. And there are too many split-tails out there with the right to vote that this is a possiblity.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 53ae57b8bc6b0
Don’t worry, this is normal. Nature didn’t design women to lead, never mind lead entire countries.
January 4th, 2008 at 10:16 am - IP Man-Hash: c7d23fcc862e5
Hillary is the biggest threat to the free world present today. Bin Laden is a child playing with firecrackers compared to her socialism. She would sell out her country’s lifestyle to further her political gain as I am sure she is smart enough to realize basic economics such as taking from achievers and giving to nonachievers only results in downfall of the entire state. This is happening anyway but Hillary will speeden the course. When Democrats tell me how corrupt the Republicans are i merely state that true corruption is selling out your country for self gain by someone who surely understands basic trickle down economics. Worst thing is that she could win and we all realize that putting women in charge of anything results in disaster. Also since women are first to snap- first to strike in domestic disputes etc she is likely to nuke someone if they piss her off.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 91a84da2b048e
So I heard Barack won the primaries. This made me happy, and I went drinking with my fellow men at a Hooters in celebration [well we were gonna go anyway, this just adds to the fun]. So saying no to Hitlery [I liked that one] is the way to go. Fuck yeah!