Anyone But Hillary 2008 Campaign Posters

As a man, I like to start things off right and in a hurry. That means three things:

1. Make things manlier — which I’ve done by challenging you all to my 2008 Man Challenge. I’ve already completed four out of five. Better dust your balls off and get to work.
2. Watch out for any bullshit on the horizon.
3. Take it easy.

God didn’t create the universe in six days and then take it easy on the seventh. He did it in two and then took a permanent vacation. Mondays He left for men to get to work and start building civilization. Monday is the manliest day there is. That’s why women hate them.

The following are promotional posters I created to keep an eye on the biggest storm of bullshit on the horizon since the ending scene of Terminator: Hillary Clinton running for president.

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Comment by McMama
2008-08-29 11:36:01 - IP Man-Hash: 2da2076494738

Guess we’ll see you voting Obama in November. Cheers.

Comment by detached
2008-09-03 07:33:39 - IP Man-Hash: 6b57fd9b91f7b

Dick is from England. Guess you’re wrong. Cheers.

 
 
Comment by detached
2008-08-22 09:30:05 - IP Man-Hash: ce5d8f645eab4

Just like a woman, Hilary doesn’t know when to quit. Keep on being a bitch and dividing your party. It just means 4 more years of Bush.

 
Comment by suzy
2008-08-01 13:26:32 - IP Man-Hash: 21fe5edceb2a4

Lol at the second poster. Here’s a way to stop sexual harassment: a nice big punch to the face. Or groin, if you want to be mean about it. But then again, you could go to court for it.

 
Comment by The Man
2008-07-06 01:16:19 - IP Man-Hash: a875e1b533004

If this Hilary Hoe is elected wars will no longer exist, just intense negotiations every 28 days!

 
Comment by Renn Ibay
2008-06-28 20:54:41 - IP Man-Hash: cbab419d9ddf6

Dick, you’re the man. You taught me a lot in your website.

 
Comment by Muzalon
2008-06-22 20:22:30 - IP Man-Hash: cdd8e8a507693

Boston Bakes Beans said:

I will never vote for a woman president. That shit will only make the U.S look like a pussy! WEAK! we dont want a weak U.S! haha I guarantee you this! Hilary will NOT win this election! Women need to leave MEN and there work alone! Woman president will bring much disrespect to our men in the nation.

America IS weak. It’s a pussy-whipped matriarchy.

 
Comment by Yeah, right
2008-06-22 18:46:38 - IP Man-Hash: 8c8cbf1f12c41

man72 said:

Ashamed of you said:

I scored a 2400 on my SATS and uhm… yeah I now am an MD and have 2 PHDS. Id also vote for Hillary any days. You guys should just get it over with and have your circle jerk already.

How can you have any degrees when they just switched to the 2400-point system three years ago?

 
Comment by Champ585
2008-06-07 21:13:14 - IP Man-Hash: f6c4d361da75a

Kleaut, And Justice for All… said:

I honestly can’t see why there would be a problem with having a lying, cheating, immoral, crying bitch for US president. Be honest, you’ve had one for the last 8 years.

It’s funny cause it’s true! but also not funny, because our president suck.

 
Comment by Arbalest
2008-05-23 13:42:03 - IP Man-Hash: f92e606e65fba

Bill the Butcher aka Savage Asshole said:

I agree with you Dick, woman are weak and are too stupid to admit that they are weaker than men. Feminists should shut the fuck up and realize that if they truly want “Equal Rights” then the next time a woman slaps a man, he has the right to beat her stupid ass….after all, equal rights!

Signed and agreed. Going on about equality then hiding behind the weak victimized woman bs is BS.

Comment by Feminist
2008-09-08 07:33:57 - IP Man-Hash: eaf07ff531b1b

man ur dull- let me tell u one thing- the reason men cant beat women is because woman ARE pysically weaker than men- mentally we are not and on the inside we are not, we can endure more pain than men- (we give birth!) i’d like to see a man survive that! we are built differently.the actual truth is that it was the church that started this sexes problem, before that women were worshiped by men and made godesses, that was during the ancient greek time- then the church came along, i personally disagree with the church but not all of us are openminded. Now men and women are both equaly intellegent- we could both run a country just as well as the other so men who are so insicure about the fact that they cant have the power- get over it.

Comment by Muzalon
2008-09-08 09:01:32 - IP Man-Hash: 7ef64dc45ee81

What rubbish. Contemporary Anglo-Saxon culture worships women.

 
 
 
Comment by Bill the Butcher aka Savage Asshole
2008-05-23 13:14:04 - IP Man-Hash: c3516d376893c

I agree with you Dick, woman are weak and are too stupid to admit that they are weaker than men. Feminists should shut the fuck up and realize that if they truly want “Equal Rights” then the next time a woman slaps a man, he has the right to beat her stupid ass….after all, equal rights!

 
Comment by TIP
2008-05-07 16:32:28 - IP Man-Hash: 03d57e80e2c10

oh and you might need to team up with hilary so you both can fiqure out where the heart is located.

 
Comment by TIP
2008-05-07 16:30:24 - IP Man-Hash: 03d57e80e2c10

Ashamed of you said:

I scored a 2400 on my SATS and uhm… yeah I now am an MD and have 2 PHDS. Id also vote for Hillary any days. You guys should just get it over with and have your circle jerk already.

Circle Jerks? Hmmm…Miss i got my Phd’s and an MD, Cuz i sucked the cum out of my MALE techer so he passed me. You sound like you need some money i mean with your all important MD stuff to do you probably should’nt even be on this website you should be fixing your bitches who can’t look where thier crossing and get hit by another dumb ass bitch that doesn’t know how to drive, and a man has to come and pick up her stupid ass off the road and take it to your cum sucking lips to try and fix her. While a guy has to fix the car that some other guy bought her cuz she’s a stupid hoe and can’t drive. I think you should put that MD to use and go take a scapel and put it to your chest and cut your fucking heart out so nobody has to read the 2 cents you think you have!!!

Comment by Ball buster
2008-07-30 17:13:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8

The SAT is a standardized national test, scored by a board of professionals. Sucking off your teacher wont do you any good, seeing as the person scoring your test is not actually at your designated testing site.

Furthermore, there are about 100 other students in the room with you as you test -and no, you cannot leave the room until a test is finished. It would be quite a public affair, and it would get your test invalidated. (In case you didn’t know, invalidation will effectively give you a score of 0.)

Seeing as you didn’t know any of this, you have either not taken the SAT yourself (quite a pathetic level of education you must have) or are simply not old enough to take it. This site is called “MEN are better than women,” not “Website for insecure, pre-pubescent boys.”

Maybe you did a few things you aren’t proud of in hopes of getting a good score yourself? Well, in either case you’re screwed- it did you no good.

Comment by Hans
2008-07-30 17:48:48 - IP Man-Hash: 75e3b984e09c6

Since when has reality impinged on womens craving for high status cock? (eh Bill?)
Obviously high SAT scores or titles don´t help with common sense and thinking in general.

 
 
 
Comment by Beav
2008-04-30 19:06:52 - IP Man-Hash: b916d8d304b9c

Ashamed of you said:

I scored a 2400 on my SATS and uhm… yeah I now am an MD and have 2 PHDS. Id also vote for Hillary any days. You guys should just get it over with and have your circle jerk already.

Uhh… Considering the highest score you could have achieved on the SAT prior to 2005 is 1600 (they added a third section in 2005 and increased the max score to 2400, and as a side note, no one has yet acheived a perfect score on the new SAT, according to the Princeton Review), and the fact that it takes at minnimum of 6 years to get just one PHD (including undergrad) I find that incredibly hard to believe… As another side note, learn some grammar. Go on and vote for Hillary, it will only prove what the intelligent people in the U.S. already knew.. that Hillary’s base consists of liars, and the extremely unintelligent.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4600731

Here is the link to the NPR story on the new SAT

Comment by Charlie
2008-08-12 23:27:00 - IP Man-Hash: 4612d27562155

Calling a woman on her bullshit is always a huge gain of man points.

 
 
Comment by Boston Bakes Beans
2008-04-30 13:46:09 - IP Man-Hash: 179e8c571e03f

I will never vote for a woman president. That shit will only make the U.S look like a pussy! WEAK! we dont want a weak U.S! haha I guarantee you this! Hilary will NOT win this election! Women need to leave MEN and there work alone! Woman president will bring much disrespect to our men in the nation.

 
Comment by Nicholi
2008-04-18 19:42:35 - IP Man-Hash: 22dd188b8d702

Kleaut, And Justice for All… said:

I honestly can’t see why there would be a problem with having a lying, cheating, immoral, crying bitch for US president. Be honest, you’ve had one for the last 8 years.

in a nutshell: abso-brill (H)

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-04-17 16:07:58 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

mike5150 said:

This election will be decided by women. Why? Simply they are retarded. When it gets down the nominee from each party (both men), they’ll just pick the one they think looks hunky.

Let’s face it; people overall are mentality lazy. It’s the ‘token black male candidate’ and the ‘token female candidate’ and doesn’t count anyways ‘cus it’s the 1st time ever.
‘Cides…everyone knows all McCain has to do is sit there and he’ll get elected. Hell, he could be made of wax.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-04-17 16:05:57 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

Sarah said:

the belly said:

@ men are pigs
I was just like you. I thought that all the men who came here were pigs and assholes. Then I started to realize that 1: If I ever wanted them to actually take anything I was saying seriously I had to respect the fact that they could think and believe this way. 2: Let’s be honest here most women nowadays are incredibly immoral. Now are they saying that the male sex is completely innocent. So far as I can tell no. However, This isn’t a site where they come to complain about themselves now is it? Hey, I don’t agree with everything 100 percent but the more I look around the more some of what Dick is trying to say makes sense.

I guess its cool that half of them hate women so much, that they admittedly want to kill them.

Not being able to realize that all women are not the same is very ignorant.

I agree, half the women are immoral.

I also believe half the men are immoral.

And i think theyre all way too stupid for their own good. The only difference is, i dont just blindly hate them, because that will never change anything.

The dumbass wannabe gangsters i walk by every day on the way to work produce about as much disgust as the pathetic princesses with their fucking coach bags and their nasty fake tans.

To take either side is ignorant.

I believe that feministd to be not only ignorant, but extremely detrimental to their own cause.

And the same goes for these guys.

You obviously just want to be accepted by a bunch of people who hate you automatically for what you are. As if they wouldn’t judge you the same as they would me or any other girl.

I wonder how many guys go to feminist websites and try to befriend them instead of telling them how ignorant their beliefs are. “dont hate me, im not like that!”

I dont disagree with alot of the real issues they bring up either, but they present them in a way that they automatically insult any female regardless of the content of her character.

Thats also detrimental to their entire arguement.

Only men who already hate women are going to listen.

zzzzzZZZZZZz ! uh…what?

Comment by Ball buster
2008-07-30 17:22:06 - IP Man-Hash: 3fe35dcd769c8

I disagree with the “zzzZZZZZZzzz,” I think the point was well made. Chauvinists are chauvinists, the same way that there are some old southern men will always be racist. It’s not a matter of superiority, it’s bias and ignorance.

Women who come here seeking acceptance are worse than the bitching feminists, it just shows that you have no spine or moral fiber.

Prejudices exist everywhere, in all types of people. The people that can overcome and overlook them are the ones you want to associate with, not the people who will always be blinded by their own bias and stupidity.

 
 
Comment by Doddi
2008-04-17 02:19:31 - IP Man-Hash: 0281943e6b94c

Enough said:

PLEASE READ

All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”

I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .

I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .

So free speech/expression just doesn´t apply here because you don´t like what is written here…

What about feminism pages, aren´t they full of “calls to violence and hatred”?

 
Comment by Enough
2008-04-16 20:09:03 - IP Man-Hash: ef617bf1944a6

PLEASE READ

All the stupidness on this site is enough ,but what caugh my attention is not Dick’s bullshit but the little line at the bottom of every page “Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson is proudly powered by WordPress and hosted at LTTech 1,642,966 Served. ”

I can not believe ,company’s like that whom also powers big name like :Yahoo and CNN ,also powers this idiot .

I will make it a personal business to let them know how about this website ,which calls to violence and hatered ,and everybody that feels like me should do the same .

 
Comment by Doddi
2008-04-16 09:08:13 - IP Man-Hash: 0281943e6b94c

Hillary Supporter said:

All of the men that have commented on this post are obviously neither interested in politics, nor the well-being of the United States. Policy should be the decision-maker in a Presidential race, with complete disregard for gender. Are you honestly trying to argue that if there were piles of dust running against her, that you’d vote for the debris? If any of you were actually patriotic and thoughtful, you’d pay no attention to the sex of the candidate.

I have proven my point.

You are an idiot.

I have proven my point.

 
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