Women: Homewreckers From Birth
It’s a commonly accepted fact that women ruin most marriages. At the moment, the worldwide divorce rate is somewhere around 50%. If it isn’t, I don’t care. The point is, in addition to being loud-mouthed and lazy, today’s modern woman doesn’t know how to compensate for her shortcomings in marriage by shelling out any respect. Women also have opinions these days instead of chores. That’s stupid.
What about when divorce isn’t a woman’s fault? It’s unlikely, but since I’m a man, I’ll be the first to admit when women are not to blame.
Science, unclouded by my male compassion, disagrees, and points the blame at daughters. The Little Women.
Gordon Dahl and Enrico Moretti have compiled a scientific paper that includes the following man-ass blowing statistics:
Parents of girls are 5% more likely to divorce.
Parents of three girls are 10% more likely to divorce.
Single mothers of girls are completely fucked.
Apparently, women are poison to relationships no matter what their age! Whether they’re making ten cents on the dollar neglecting their children at some stupid Barbie Dream Job, or just being ten and playing with their Barbie Dream House, women ruin marriages. There’s no arguing with statistics. The figures are black and white.
When I first found out about this study, I was appalled. Little girls are even smaller and more helpless than women. They know even less and need more assurance and assistance than their larger and more opinionated counter-parts. Maybe, I decided, that’s why they’re such a strain on marriage.
Little girls cost way more to raise than little boys.
Men (and therefore boys) have something called imanginations. It means they can turn a cardboard box into a spaceship or a racecar or an outhouse at a construction site. Little boys don’t need constant fucking babysitting and they don’t need a bunch of expensive clothing and shiny bullshit. Fuck the nickel and dime shit, today’s modern little girl needs to have her wedding and college financed! That’s the dollar double dip that broke the marriage camel’s back!
Little boys wig the fuck out at divorces.
As a woman, would you want your bedroom furniture burned or your teenage son to be banned from public school transportation? No way. There aren’t enough hours in the week for a woman to deal with something like that. That’s called, ‘boys incentivize a happy marriage’.
No one wants a daughter.
It sounds harsh and that’s why women are banned from reading all of this, but while everyone loves their daughters, no one ever wanted one. Cindy Crawford loves her mole and Owen Wilson probably loves his fucked up nose, but at some point both were catastrophes. What’s a daughter going to do? Get married to a billionaire? That’s some big fucking achievement. A son might start IBM or join the Marines. There’s no telling what kind of excitement lay ahead.
In conclusion, just like keeping a full-sized woman, having a baby girl involves a lot of charity. If you find yourself in the predicament of having one and you also want to maintain your marriage, take a lesson from China: have a boy instead.
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August 9th, 2007 at 2:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: a628a7fa67cdd
(I Mean for that “IK” person)
August 9th, 2007 at 2:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: a628a7fa67cdd
Will Sombody PLEASE call Homeland Security on this bitch?! (I Mean kl)
Damn! Gotta get it Right!
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August 9th, 2007 at 3:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4e08a4f88fe3b
Terrorists are better than sluts.
October 11th, 2007 at 12:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: a30b6e446d3f6
So, not all women are the same, huh? That’s the biggest load of shit I ever heard in my life. That’s like having a feminist say, “I’m not THAT kind of feminist!” Women are no longer angels in this day, but demons of the damned, and that will never change.
Oh, but I’m supposed to take YOUR word for it, right, just FIND an angel? How about I load up eight bullets into a gun with ten chambers, pull the trigger at my head, and expect to come up with one of the TWO empty chambers? Because THOSE who take your advice, 80 percent of the time, end up with nagging whores instead.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Even in the face of all the statistics, all the published articles from very smart MEN, these females wont admit that marriage has been destroyed by stupid women. All they do is spew out the same drival.
“Not all women are like that” - Despite all the stats that 70% of divorces are filed by women.
“Be responsible and take care of your women and your kids” - Despite the fact that 80% of men cannot see thier children ever again after a divorce.
All hard facts that these stupid bitches expect you to just ignore, it just never gets old seeing how fucking clueless women really are.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
i can’t tell is he is joking, or not.
Just for the fact that him and most men in here don’t really find any facts, and go off assumptions, if you research it enough you will find women who start successful business who run successful business as CEO’s etc, but as men you are to lazy to, (see i can to it to!)
November 6th, 2007 at 9:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
“Not all women are like that” - Despite all the stats that 70% of divorces are filed by women.
The man did not live up to expectations.
“Be responsible and take care of your women and your kids” - Despite the fact that 80% of men cannot see thier children ever again after a divorce.
The man is a bad father.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
“Not all women are like that” - Despite all the stats that 70% of divorces are filed by women.
The man did not satisfy the women, his fault, he is flawed.
“Be responsible and take care of your women and your kids” - Despite the fact that 80% of men cannot see their children ever again after a divorce.
The man is a bad father.
My new strategy, reply with short no fact base comments like the men side. It is easy, funny, and takes a hell of a lot shorter time.
November 6th, 2007 at 9:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
OH REALLY?? What makes you “judge, jury, & executioner?!
oh btw: This is a MEN’S Site For REAL MEN ONLY!
In other words: GET LOST!
What makes you the decider of the superior gender?
Because you got a Y chromosome, and a penis? REAL MEN don’t associate themselves with angels.
Geez, just turn gay already Tyler, that solves everything, butt pirate(s).
November 6th, 2007 at 9:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: 64762c387ed92
Good luck trying to procreate without us, you’ll be to horny to try to clone.
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January 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
So you wouldnt love your child regardless of gender.. You disgust me.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
yea, thats about right.. men are good for work.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
If you think im being paid for ’sex’ then I must be making a whole lot of money diamatik. I’m sorry you have such little faith in women that you would assume something so degrading.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Hey, slut, I sum up your existence just by copy-and-pasting my analysis of all of the other whores. It applies just as much to you - perhaps because you are common, crude used goods. You posted three times in a row like the stupid stock whore you are - and you fail to see the blindingly obvious.
I’ll admit one of your emotional opinions is correct, though:
Men only care about sex. We don’t care about dinner, money, or commitment. All we care about is sex. It’s a pity that you can not say the same, or that your own ingratitude and foolish pride has crippled you to the point where you could never survive in an equal society. You would be unsuitable for marriage, so the only thing you would be good for would be ‘unskilled labor’ - because giving a sloppy blowjob is unskilled labor.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
Um no.. think you’re very wrong there. I’m far from ‘ common’. You seem to not be able to converse without spouting insults and curses to hide the fact you are incapable of saying anything worthwhile.
”Men only care about sex”- disagree with you on that. Men enjoy all of the above that youve said no matter how much you try to deny it.
If i’m unsuitable for marriage to you I thank my lucky stars because I would never want a lowlife such as yourself.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:09 am - IP Man-Hash: eae6840fabe35
You seem to not be able to converse without spouting insults and curses to hide the fact you are incapable of saying anything worthwhile.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 704442c4e98b2
One word - ”lowlife” and i would say its pretty accurate from the way he presented himself. All he did was constantly hurl insults at me through that whole rant of his. I dont think you can compare the two but nice try.
January 26th, 2008 at 11:19 am - IP Man-Hash: eae6840fabe35
April 16th, 2008 at 11:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4324edb35e1d7
Women also have opinions these days instead of chores. That’s stupid.
There is another great qoute.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3a1562246af0f
I don’t know about that man, but I have two kids, a boy and a girl. I was really happy and proud when my boy was born. Three years later my daughter was born and she means the world to me. Both my kids did well in school and are both successful in their jobs.
Whoever said they don’t want a daugher does not know what they’re talking about. My daughter has contribute a lot in the family, and me and my spouse are really proud of her. That goes for my son as well.