I Just Repealed the 19th Amendment
A lot of men (and women) ask me why women have the right to vote and, since they very much do have it, why hasn’t some kind of enormous planet sized croquet mallet smashed the Earth into the fucking sun.
The truth of it is that the Earth is in good condition because women don’t have the right to vote. They don’t; they never have; and they never fucking will.
Recently I was watching an attractive women attempt to convince her dog to sit down because she wanted it to do so. It was no surprise to me that an attractive woman couldn’t do something. Attractive women can’t do anything. That’s why women are so proud of being stupid. It’s directly proportional to how attractive they are to men because no man would ever sit them down and say, “You don’t know a Goddamn thing so shut the fuck up when men are talking.” And why would he? That’s inconsiderate and mean. Men have a little thing called sensitivity.
It occurred to me at that moment women will never have the power to vote and do not currently have it. Let me explain.
When you tell a dog to sit, it sits the fuck down. That’s what dogs do because they instinctively know their place. The dog hears the command and then obeys. You can call that a decision if you want, but it’s not necessary. You can call a shit-sandwich a soup de jour, it doesn’t make it so.
But it does make it so.
If you want to give women anything, just dress it up with a fancy fuck name. If you want to sell them the blood of African slaves and the humanity of an entire continent, call it a diamond and say it’s forever. They eat that shit up like the shit-sandwich store is having a shit-sale.
Women don’t have any powers of voting. Married men just get extra votes. Men with girlfriends get an extra vote. Fathers with fat daughters get as many extra votes as they can afford cheesecakes and I bet that’s a fucking lot.
Dogs don’t have the option of eating chips off the ground; men with dogs just have an easier way to clean their fucking kitchen floor — which is what women should be doing instead of voting.
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Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
You are a sick gay, perverted bastard that is full of yourself and needs to get a grip, its not like by you and your stupid racial remarks we are going to kill all woman on the planet, your probably just gay and sad because you can’t get a sex change asshole.
Ick. Sorry, I mean Dick has a profound desire for a sex change. But whatever he does women would probably kick his fuckin’ ass out of America. Thus, it’s for his favor to accept the defective Y-chromosome as it is. Leave the man alone. Arrriiiight?!
There’s a strong scent of manginas here.
“defective Y-chromosome”
Typical feminazi hate propaganda. The nazis did the same thing to the Jews just to further their hate. Feminazis are no better.
Feminism = Femi + Nazis
Both are liars, stupid, discriminators, racists, criminal, abnormal, against nature, and ugly.
dick, this is superbly written.
we must stop the vaginal menace
women don’t deserve voting rights because they don’t have a man brain.
While poor, Venezuela’s politicians have just squandered their oil. They are so oil rich they should be a South American version of Saudi Arabia.
- Sgt. Reyes
Stupid whore. You mean girl’s rights, like the girl’s right to moan and bitch about their periods without being laughed at, or the girl’s right to be a total prick and then act surprised when she – of all people, the perfect being with a vagina – is actually arrested!
She only talked about castration! The angel didn’t mean it!
Yeah, cunt, how does it feel now?
vote for women’s rights! wooooooooohooooooooo!
Actually, GDP per capita in Latin America includes Mexico ($10,000), Chile ($11900) and Argentina ($13700). There’s plenty of countries down there richer than Mexico.
It’s just that the really poor ones like Equador and Bolivia and Venezuela don’t share a border with the United States.
-Big Al
american politics obviously has a huge affect on the world. Thats why i would care.
what do you care what the govt do sots, you’re emigrating anyway.
The common bond between Republicans and Democrats is their desire for pork and bloat, R want to run up deficits an D wanna raise taxes.
Heres a novel idea for a new true conservative party: CUT TAXES AND CUT SPENDING. IT’S A NOVEL, REVOLUTIONARY, BUT TRUELY SIMPLE IDEA.
I don’t have a degree in evolutionary biology, but I know it can be done.
No actually SotS — I’m hard right on some issues and hard left on some.
Nope. I don’t view negatively a bunch of poor, uneducated brown people coming illegally into my country to work. I really don’t. I do care about them being poor and uneducated, and having an illegal status, but not a brown one.
I think the Republicans deserved a smacking because they were so anti-conservative: they ran up a huge deficit; they created gigantic programs for education and pharma-care.
There’s nothing wrong with the Department of Education that a controlled demolition wouldn’t cure. (No, cretinous females, I don’t remotely advocate violence against the DES, I simply advocate that we vote together to eliminate it.)
Immigration? Yeah, build a wall and be an idiot if you attach it to racism (No, I’m not suggesting SotS did; learn to read).
-wolfe
OMG wolfe this man is a master – I’ll be watching him closely.
I sense wolfe is alluding to the fact that Republicans got smacked not because they’re a bunch of white evil racists who hate hispanics, but because they abandoned their base who was clamoring for border security forever. Can you think of anything more important than securing a border in a time of war?
Meanwhile, Mexico is the wealthiest country in Latin America yet all of their people live in squallor and their elites pretend like it’s the US’s fault because we don’t open our arms to non-english speaking, uneducated, low skilled workers.
The sooner a fence covers the entirety of the US/Mexico border, the sooner the American middle class will be saved from certain death and Mexicans will have no choice but to look inward and fix their corrupt system.
@SotS(4): I agree. I liked the Weekly Standard line on Webb: “the most sophisticated right-wing reactionary to run on a Democratic ticket since Grover Cleveland“. Given some of your views, you might like this article on the man: http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/012/873p xnoi.asp
You might quite like their discussion of his ‘cultural jujitsu’ and use of ‘diversity dogma’ to attack contemporary multiculturalism.
@Sony. What? Where did that mention of the border fence come from? No one suggests it’s to help Mexico, though it actually may, in a minor sense, have that benefit. It’s to help America; it will help those here legally. Yes, the Republicans deserved a smacking, though probably not for the reasons you think.
@Dick “Do us a favour and don’t.” Indeed.
-wolfe
Do us a favour and don’t.
-Dick
http://www.womynkind.org/scum.htm
whimmin only produce shit.
actually im not old enough to vote [just one more year]
sandra, at least you thought you were an informed voter. That’s all that matters.
-Dick
yes im aware that webb has said some things in the past. allen has said/done some things as well that hurt his rep w/ likely female voters.
Oh wait. That last was Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide. But really, it’s the same thing.
That was funny on so many levels …
Thanks for the laugh. Good one, pal.