Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.
“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.
Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.
Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.
Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.
That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.
Suck it “lesbians”.
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Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants
Women turned to lesbianism for the same reasons a dog licks his ass.
women are bisexual.
Dude, animal rights aren’t stupid. You are getting a little too emotional. I agree with a lot of these posts – but I’m vegan. I don’t fuck about with contradictions and egos, I have a belief, and I’m not afraid to make my life reflect that belief as best I can.
Lesbians are smarter then streight women, they have to be. They stay away from men like you, and lets face it to avoid men like you a woman needs to be a lesbian, as there are a lot of men like you! Continue with all this shit, then when you are an old man you can look back at what you have done with your life. Future generations may be reading about you in history classes, at least they will be able to call you a dick without getting sent out, after all it is your name.
Tell it to someone who is buying… maybe another lesbian.
…..there are a lot of men like you!
Thank Christ for that.
Continue with all this shit, then when you are an old man you can look back at what you have done with your life.
Thank you! I’m a YOUNG man and already amazed at what I have done with my life.
For example, I personally stopped 4 weddings in 3 years.
The women really hated it, and like YOU they called me a loser and a dick….. but those are the biggest compliments a woman can possibly pay a man.
http://nomarriage.com
Menarebetterthanwomen
shut up you fat narcissist.
RE: ’shut up you fat narcissist’. Another pissed off, bitter pop tart that can only resort to name calling because a man figured out her wholesale, over priced, over rated crap. You say Hilshire, we’ll say…Go Meat! Life is good. Oppressing men is not going to work; give it up. We are so unto the ‘plan’.
You can’t even spell… … Smarter than me?
Kait: Another one that thinks spellin’s so important. I wonder if she’ll give any children she has the best start in it’s life and breast feed it.
Didn’t you say in your other blog that all women hate sex? And now you’re saying all women are obsessed with sex. You can’t even keep your shit straight. You are PATHETIC.
GTFO right now. The last thing we need here are lesbians – they’re even dumber than normal women. I have headaches reading some comments by women already. Who knows what’ll happen if I read one of yours.
RB, you can GTFO right now. Or not, but consider the following:
1. You are obviously gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but any guy who does not like lesbians is a faggot. (And I take your implication that lesbians are less “normal” than other women and your statement that lesbians are less intelligent to be dislike, but maybe I’m mistaken…)
2. No woman is “normal” and all women are essentially the same. Women are an abomination, a perversion of the human form who exist solely to carry the children of men. Men are the highest form of humanity, women are freaks relegated to the role of pleasing men and producing babies.
3. How are lesbians any dumber than “normal” women? All women are more-or-less EQUALLY dumb. There are small individual variations in intelligence, but saying one type of woman is dumber than another type is like saying a rock is dumber than a log.
4. By your logic, gay men must be the smartest. If women are dumber than men and lesbians are dumber than non-lesbians, then gay men, who are male and least like lesbians, are therefore the smartest people. RB ought to pat himself on the back as he is a homo and therefore smarter than most people.
But where does that leave me, a man who is straight by default, but who prefers celibacy on principle? (That principle being that women ruin lives and should therefore be avoided.) According to RB, gay men must be smarter than straight men. But what about straight men who avoid women? Gay men are not naturally attracted to women, but straight men who avoid women must be smart enough to know that women are not worth it. Does that make me even smarter than the average gay man?
You are responding to a 1 month old 4 line post, calling a person you don’t know anything about a homosexual….
Well you ARE a homosexual, are you not? Or were you being sarcastic? I have no fucking way of telling, as EVERYONE on this site, even Mr. Dick Masterson himself is so often tounge-in-cheek.
I have a better question : Are you ritarded?
you clearly are…u can’t even spell RETARDED!
retard!
An obsession, and the physical, mental, and/or emotional manifestations thereof, can be of an adoring OR loathing nature.
Yes, your analysis IS pathetic.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
Read the fucking posts you are citing you dumb cunt. Dick explained all about the hate sex/obsessed with sex paradox in the Women hate sex series. And I thought when Dick said women can’t fucking read he was exaggerating.
Dick stated this on TV “The act of sex cannot happen without a Man.”
100% true.
This site is very Horatian. You might want to consider a subtler more interesting form of satire. Like dramatic story telling satire is only as intersting as it’s characters and having no complexities in your characters makes them quite boring.
I don’t know what the fuck Horatian means, but I sure as hell know that you don’t know jack-shit about satire.
Just because there’s no (or little) complexity in the characters (whimmin) spoken of in (largely) agglomeration on this site, doesn’t make the satirization of their folly and inferiority (in spite of having non-merit based, privileged opportunity) less entertaining than any other assemblage of satire.
I mean, prime example: some whimmin are STILL under the impression that they’re discriminated against in terms of opportunity, and that achievement disparities are based on social conditioning (I know, I know; the football cheerleaders at your high school or college were just discriminated against and “socially conditioned” away from being able to actually be players, and end up running and making big money in the NFL like Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings – insert any other men v whimmin example here; they’ll make every excuse in the book, deny biology and the existence of paved opportunity for themselves to close that (LARGELY) biologically-based gap, and write or say that “you’re just unfamiliar with mathematical function XYZ, or study STFU, which is what they would do IF they (whimmin) had the ability of discerning, objective thought and analysis.
Indeed, whimmin only utilize a “biological excuse” when it serves their agenda – “My client HAD to kill her children, your honor; she’s been suffering from severe post postpartum depression.”
Yes, the schizophrenic that personifies whimmin, lives on.
menarebetterthanwhimmin.
You’re kidding right? What the hell do you think the asshole is? I don’t think I’ve seen a better vagina substitute than that. And please PLEASE, make your comments more like English, what the hell are you trying to say with the last part?
I actually agree with this comment, more or less… Jeez, you are a woman, I must be ill or something.
No, the agreement is your man brain realising that even though a woman said it, the study was undoubtedly done by men
Despite the current legal definition, the jury is still out on the biology of sexual orientation.
Kick it hard
WTF
I believe quite the opposite: most women are lesbians at heart, while their hetero-pretensions are the real fake.
Yes. Being hardwired to not keep the species alive makes perfect sense.
That must be why women are 8 times more likely to kill their own children. Makes perfect sense.
Also explains why men pay 95% of child support because women can’t – or won’t – support their own children.
Men are better than women.
Ask anyone who has done decent research on sexuality this and they’ll tell you the same thing: There is no such thing as completely heterosexual or completely homosexual. It’s all on a spectrum.
“Heterosexualism” is like being a straight guy and using heterosexual porn to jack off. Do you like seeing a skinny pale dude with a tiny flaccid dick fuck the woman? Hell no! You want a muscular guy with a colossal hard on.
If you’ve never watched heterosexual porn (and therefore seen this type of man’s schlong), you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock heterosexual relationships, it’s just that men like things about other guys (for instance the fact that they have pussy substitutes to fuck called assholes, that they can use WITHOUT having to worry about getting a girl preggers, OR dealing with all that emotional, touchy, feeling, whining shit that women need), and women like things about other women (like, not having to suck on the disgusting tasting thing between a man’s legs, being able to actually get sexual pleasure since most guys can’t figure out what to do with all the gadgets down there, AND have a partner who doesn’t expect them to wait on them hand and foot… and boobs, of course! Who doesn’t like boobs?).
Forcing people to have heterosexual relationships is like trying to give a dog a cat to have sex with. The dog says “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? It doesn’t think like me, won’t do what I say, and it won’t stop meowing!” The cat says “Ew… this thing smells. All it cares about is chasing its tail, it doesn’t listen to me when I say anything, and it just makes a huge mess everywhere!” It just doesn’t work… I mean seriously, do YOU guys understand what makes a woman act the way she does? What were people thinking when they decided to have actual RELATIONSHIPS with the opposite sex instead of just SEX?
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: all women are may not be “lesbians”, but they wish they were. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it (because it would probably make a guy feel incompetent) unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “heterosexual”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there, to show that women a fucking great for sex. Now if only we could get the men to quit thinking that sex with another dude (so long as you don’t have to look at the front of him) is so fucking pansyish. Seriously, how can cutting the woman out of the picture make a man less manly? (Too bad about the boobs though.)
Another reason “heterosexuality” is bullshit is because men and women are obsessed with sex. Men think about sex every 8 seconds. Women, well they think about it less, but they still want it just the same. Who the fuck cares which sex is fucking with which sex? It’s built into our manstincts (womanstincts too) that we need to have sex so that we can procreate, but also because it just feels so DAMN good! If another guy walked up to me and said “Hey! Want to fuck me up the ass?” I’d be like, hell yeah! How many times have I wanted to do that to a woman who was too prudish to let me?
What’s all this bullshit about people making decisions? Man, if I had to make every single decision in my relationship in order to ensure that I still felt manly, I would be so fucking wiped out. Why the fuck should I have to make all the decisions and do all the work; she can make dinner, clean the house, AND balance my checkbook. Hell, if she wants to work and support me too, then why the fuck not? People say women are inferior, and not smart and all that shit, but hey there are women at the place I work that can program the pants off most of the other guys that work there, and computer science is supposed to be a man-based field! (And before you say it, no my company is not some piece of shit, hole-in-the-wall, you’re probably actually using some of our software right now).
“Heterosexualism”, that’s a fucking retarded idea. Women don’t make sense, and somehow in order to have a successful relationship we’re supposed to be able to figure out what the answer to the question “Does this dress make me look fat? Don’t lie to me okay?” is. Procreation, yeah, it’s important, but right now we’re so overpopulated anyway it wouldn’t matter if like 10% of the population never had heterosexual sex again.
Yes, there are parts of this that are copied directly from the above post by Dick Masters. I give all rights to his words, and I will not use any of the above to try to gain profit or credit it all as my own words. Hell, he can say he wrote it if he wants to.
She’s so pissed off she can’t even type properly. What I’d do to that rosy, steamy face.
lesbians dont always need dick substitution……..they have better ways
I wonder why they lesbians always use dick substitution whereas gey men never use vagina substitution – If there are not enough of dick, buy them at store and to keep pussy power scare boys you are a lesbian.
a study showed that women are actually born bisexuals……
Hmmm, horrible writing, unproven statements and repeats of arguments uttered thousands of times…
So, as a male, why do you feel inferior to the MEN who post here?
Deathslayer
this is discusting…no one there are so many lesbians in the world when there are sexest pigs like yourself around…
you must b insurecure,to right something like this.
‘no wonder’ is what u mean?
I think the only real issure here is, Dick’s only girlfriend realized she was gay and left him for a woman. She didn’t mean to break your heart. It’s time to move on. :P