Lesbians Are Faking It
Ask any gay person this and he’ll tell you the same thing: “lesbians” are all fucking faking it.
“Lesbianism” is like being an animal rights activist (and also being a woman). Are those Prada shoes made out of fake leather? Is that Ortho Tri Cyclen (AKA Super Whore Pills) not made of bear bile? Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
If you thought about any of those questions, you just lost a hundred Man Points.
I’m not one to knock animal rights. I’m just talking about women doing it and women fucking it up. Also, animal rights is stupid.
Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries. Can you imagine that? You tell the bottle rocket to hit the Channel Up button ten feet away, but you know exactly what it’s going to do. It’s going to go shooting off in flames wherever the fuck it thinks it wants to go at random levels of ferocity with no fucking point. That’s activist women for you: fucked. That’s also women when it comes to being gay.
Do you know how many women are not “lesbians”? The answer is: no women are not “lesbians”. Don’t bother asking them because all women lie about it unless they’re on the radio, but all women have had one or several experiences with a member of the same sex — or have had a fantasy about doing so and that makes you gay. That means all women are “lesbians” and also that no women are “lesbians”. That’s all the fucking proof in the world right there.
Another reason “lesbians” are bullshit is because women are obsessed with sex. When you get two women together in a relationship all that’s important is sex. Sex, sex, sex. What should we do tonight? How about some sex. What should we have for dinner? Well the sex sounds good. Should we go on a vacation this summer? Should sex go on a sex-cation this summer? Probably not because I don’t know what that is. The point is it’s not a relationship. It’s just a puppet show of carnality. How uncivilized.
Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened. As a man, the first time you have sex is when your Man Point Man Meter starts ticking. If you let a woman make a decision before that moment (and you fucking did — you let one decide to get pregnant with you) it doesn’t count. Remember that. In a “lesbian” “relationship”, no matter how easy the question is, a woman has to answer it.
That is fucked. That’s also probably why “lesbians” are so fucking in love with mass transit systems. No relationship can be built on the decisions and thinking of women. Everyone knows that; even your government and the Bibles of all religions in history know that. Therefore I have disproved “lesbianism”.
Suck it “lesbians”.
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November 22nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
That’s not very well-written for a superior being. I apologize for my confusion if this is not true, but you put off the impression that you’re anything other than a mentally and emotionally immature little whore. Don’t worry, though, there are plenty of procedures to swell those lips of your shut in 0.5 seconds or less!
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
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December 2nd, 2007 at 3:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Now that is amazingly ignorant
December 17th, 2007 at 7:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
Well if all men are like you, I’m not surprised that there aren’t more lesbians. I will gladly stand aside as you guys fondle and praise each other on your superiority to women. Just don’t ask to see lesbians go at it.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: f416cd0f3ff1e
“Speaking of deciding where to go for dinner, I can’t even remember the last time I let a woman decide something in a relationship. That’s because it’s never happened.”
Dick you’re an idiot. The reason you never let a woman decide anything in a relationship is because a woman would never be in a relationship with you. Just admit youre a woman-hating homo and pull your dick out of your mouth Dick. Oh that’s right, you probably like the taste of hairy balls and cum in your mouth, it is man juice after all.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: f416cd0f3ff1e
haha testy testy manvoice. Sounds like the bitch got to you.
December 28th, 2007 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Tsk. Such insecurity.
The female is completely egocentric, trapped inside herself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. She is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. Her responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; her intelligence is a mere tool in the services of her drives and needs; she is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; she can’t relate to anything other than her own physical sensations. She is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness; consequently, she is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. She is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, she is capable of a large array of negative feelings — hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt — and moreover, she is aware of what she is and what she isn’t.
Although completely physical, the female is unfit even for escort service. Even assuming mechanical proficiency, which few women have, she is, first of all, incapable of zestfully, lustfully, tearing off a piece, but instead is eaten up with guilt, shame, fear and insecurity, feelings rooted in female nature, which the most enlightened training can only minimize; second, the physical feeling she attains is next to nothing; and third, she is not empathizing with her partner, but is obsessed with how she’s doing, turning in an A performance, doing a good plumbing job. To call a woman an animal is to flatter her; she’s a machine, a walking sex toy. It’s often said that women use men. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure.
December 28th, 2007 at 2:46 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Well, that killed her. Just when she was starting to repeat herself, too.
February 1st, 2008 at 9:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 87a6c5971ce9a
People laugh cause there is truth in that, I like the one that said something about weeding out the man, and there would be no wars, or fighting.
HA HA HA, yea right have you ever seen two women that know each other not fight? Guys get over it quick, maybe a fist fight, then we go good fight. and move on. Women have a tendendcy NOT TO FOGET, do think so, wait till the next time they get in fight with each other, or with you, they will bring up every little fucking thing, from the first time they met, till now.
So for us not to have wars, if there were all women, yea right…….. I suppose a satillate could land on my house too.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 115e024ca4394
Just read your article, I’m sorry but it’s a bit harsh and for the most part untrue. I will say that, yes, most young lesbians or “curious” girls are for the most part stupid ignorant sluts who just want to try something new. But for the actual true lesbians, and there are some, not just the unkempt, unattractive women who find it easier to console themselves in an equally unhealthy relationship. I am one, and I know you’ll say I probably am one of those unattractive females. I’m not, I and my partner have been together for 5 years now without breaks or other women in between. Now you’ll probably combat that with something about either one of us or both of us having a dried up cunt or something equally as immature. I have no problem with that go right ahead, either way I’m content in knowing that the percentage of us women who are lesbian and are in committed relationships not revolving around sex disproves your theory. And also just a small question, homosexuality is not just based on the male species. Sorry sweetheart but it works both ways.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:32 am - IP Man-Hash: b90848ef4fe08
well sis,
I guess i dont need to say anything here. You already got it. he is a bit immature huh? I guess since women are :::cant you hear the sarcasm::: these horrible things we make up for with actual intellegence. Poor us… you know she is right all you say is immature things and right now it only seems like you are trying to make yourself feel better about something that has happen to you maybe in the past. I do hope you feel better dude :::speaks her woman malice::: And maybe you been dumped so many times or not getting any or something. I dont know what makes you hate women so much or try to give reasons to us being unequal when it was man who supposedly came up wih the idea of equality. You can say its cuz we women whined about stuff like that and so you gave it too us and you can make your sick jokes about us being pathetic. But women tend to notice how people like you contridict yourselves (especially when you talk) and how you talk without knowing from experience what you are talking about. Are you lesbian? I think not and if you make a catty comback that you are that defeats the whole purpose of your site now doesnt it. then whatever depression you are going through is not getting fixed. get ahold of your self and do something better with your life.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
You girly-girls use the word ‘but’ far too often. In fact, you really just waste a lot of time in general - talking without saying anything, painting your toenails, worrying about what strangers think of you, coming up with new excuses for being a parasite, etc.
No wonder you are so stupid - you worry about pointless. I suppose when in doubt, sell your soul to the devil (see 2G1C). I eagerly await your upset, distraught departure from this site.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:53 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Most young lesbians or curious girls aren’t trying something new. Usually they aren’t even having sex. For the entertainment of guys like us they whore themselves out to fullfill our fantasies.
February 7th, 2008 at 6:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
@Desirepeat- No, you didn’t read shit. You acted like you did, in order to whine, present no argument, show no fact, but to only speak because you can.
@Jashrew- It always sucks to be on the downhill side of being not only intelligent, but also right. You, like most women, lack not for self-delusion, and make up for any obvious lackings with speaking Loud and Often.
It sucks to be stupid don’t it? Men tend to notice how desperate women are to speak when not spoken too, and notice you, like all FemiTrolls, have much to say, and nothing to speak about. Whining is not an argument.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 648bde38db1a8
“Women at doing things are like trying to use bottle rockets to change the channel when your remote controller runs out of batteries.” WTF?
The problem with Maddox and Tucker Max getting huge is that every fucking idiot that never got laid with a chip on his shoulder and a small PENIS comes crawling out of the woodwork for his first taste of ‘attention’
If Dick’s writing didn’t suck donkey balls and was even a little coherent then this would be hilarious as it is it’s about as funny as being raped.
Protip: When writing a ranty article to and make a point, try and actually have a point. All I can get from this is Lesbians are faking it because - actually I can’t take anything from this. It’s that bad I’m actually siding with the carpet-munchers. And thats a sad day indeed.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 540f66d71589a
A perfect example of why a woman’s mouth only needs to be opened for one thing.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 4558eed87236e
Also, how many “lesbians” have to fool around with a man before realizing that they really “like women”?
ALL OF THEM.
And that’s not homosexuality at all, it’s just a bunch of muff-diving desperate clitori with legs looking for something that will “accept them for who they are” because they are fat.
Fat women have no decent place in society and should not reproduce… so fat women do not exist? Eventually.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am - IP Man-Hash: 68313bacc85ca
I think the only real issure here is, Dick’s only girlfriend realized she was gay and left him for a woman. She didn’t mean to break your heart. It’s time to move on. :P
May 8th, 2008 at 6:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 064cc429a0a82
this is discusting…no one there are so many lesbians in the world when there are sexest pigs like yourself around…
you must b insurecure,to right something like this.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:00 am - IP Man-Hash: efdc61089f334
Hmmm, horrible writing, unproven statements and repeats of arguments uttered thousands of times…
So, as a male, why do you feel inferior to the MEN who post here?
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