Are Women Smarter Than Horses?
There’s one thing that women are better than men at. I hate to admit it, but it’s true. Women are much better than men at being dumb. But for some reason this fact is hard to prove.
Every day — or thousands of times a day — women go back to abusive spouses or hit Reply To All on an office email even though the buttons are clearly fucking labeled and that is obviously not the right one to press. We men can all agree that those are equally and hugely dumb things to do. However, in this modern and woman-age of double-think and double-speak and no accountability and all other manners of female bullshit, the evidence of the kind I’ve just described is not “evidence” per se. It doesn’t get the job done. And as men, that’s what we’re worried about at all times. Getting the job done.
What we would need in order to say for certain that women are better than men at being dumb is some kind of broad study that says very explicitly:
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
And says so with statistics. We’re men after all. When we prove something we do it with facts and numbers of concrete, not opinions and whining like a meandering teenage girl. Unfortunately, it’s not every day that facts and numbers like these come along.
Today is that day.
Doctors Paul Irwin and Richard Lynn — both men and both British also so you know they don’t fuck about when it comes to talking about shit and knowing their shit before they open their mouths — that’s how British men behave. All men of different backgrounds and nationalities are great and better than all women, but they each have strong suits and unique abilities, like the A Team, or the Smurfs. These two Britons have just published some findings about the Quotient of Intelligence that women all over Earth will find way fucking surprising and men will not.
Here’s what they found.
MEN ARE SMARTER THAN WOMEN
But not because they’re bad drivers or because they get pregnant at the drop of a dime without a job or because they can’t keep a car maintained to save their lives or because not one woman ever has successfully completed a simple fucking crossword puzzle without the help of a man; this time the proof is in the stats.
It’s obviously because our brains are bigger.
Seriously, with stats like that is it any wonder that the Chinese have such a huge problem with too many female babies? That country obviously needs the help of a smart populace of men and everyone should do their part. Just like recycling — which, as a man, I am against. There’s nothing more manly than wasting things, especially resources.
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Dick Masterson is a messenger from God sent to earth to enlighten (wo)men.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Watcher=Mr. Empty-pants!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
I’m a fuckhead!8D
Don’t be hatin!
You jealous cunts!
I like it up the ass and your very jealous cunt!
Sarah, honey are you on the rag??
Thats gotta suck for you.
No I won’t fuck you. Even with someone else’s cock.
period, thats another thing. women can bleed for 6 days and not die, dont know if thats ever been done by a man and no chirs I dont want your crabs or herps or anything you paid to get.
There is dumb, and then there is woman dumb, and there is no dumb like woman dumb.
Woman dumb is boasting about a basic biological function.
There is no dumb like woman dumb.
women can bleed for 6 days and not die
Thats’ one of your achievements , is it? We will leave that to you “bleeding experts”, while we invent, design, create and build everything in the world.
Women…… 1
Men…… 2987364928735874651476254098712873654.
bigger brains is a stupid argument, thats not how intelligence opperates, if it was some peoples heads would explode wouldnt they dick thats about as good as your last argument there is no word for a male sheep.ahahahaha
How old are you and how much do you weigh?
Are you on the rag right now??
He didn’t say that their brains grow with every new piece of information, since brains don’t grow when you learn. And, bigger brains does mean more intelligence. Look at anything in life, the more primitive it is the smaller a brain it has.
dicks words are like hitler to his nazi’s
dick could say go forth and fuck little girls and they would, leading the pack would chris.
How old are you and how much do you weigh?
Are you on the rag right now?
And the history of women is the history of losers. Any idiot that would assume others would show respect to a pedophile is just as earning of a beating as the pedophile. These women don’t seem to understand that there is a huge difference between commanding respect and bitching for respect. To the dumb cow, no matter how much you whine for your opinion to be respected, its not gonna happen. After all, you claim all the men here are supporters of pedophilia, so don’t expect some respect for your bullshit opinions and take a fucking hike.
I’d have to wonder – what sort of IQ test was used? Because according to modern psychology, it’s generally been agreed that noone has ever developed an IQ test that would accurately measure all areas of intelligence.
I found an article on the research you cited above, and it seems you’ve left out some key details.
Chiefly, the actual results show that female IQ is clustered more toward average, while male IQ’s tend to the extremes. In other words, there are more men than women in the area of people with serious learning disabilities/unusually low IQ’s, as well as the genius IQ area. However, there are still women who go to both extremes – just not quite so many. Again, according to this research. And depending on the specifics of the experiment, I might question the methods used. But I have yet to find a report containing the specifics.
If you’re going to publicize results of a scientific experiment, wouldn’t it make more sense for you to do so in a “manly” fashion? Showing all evidence equally? By your standards, I’d think that hiding information that weakens your argument is a markedly “feminine” thing to do.
IQ is completely irrelevant in the ACTUALLY matters of men and women, because IQ is NEVER a deciding factor in whether or not a guy gets a decent blow job.
Let’s pretend men are NOT smarter than women.
Women LOVE that.
Now let’s pretend men ARE Smarter than women.
Women HATE that.
And the proof is all over this website. You don’t need an IQ test. It’s all right here in black and white.
As long as women PERCEIVE something as female worship, or adoration… they have ZERO problem with sexism, or anything at all.
The moment a man does NOT display automatic female worship, hand out unearned respect, compliments or adoration…. and merely TYPES something she didn’t like, WOMEN LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS.
You don’t need an IQ test for that either.
Women HATE men who are smarter than they. Even a man who is smart enough to treat her perfectly equally. That’s what she SAID she wanted, isn’t it??? So what the fuck is she complaining about.
If IQ mattered, women would line up to blow Steven Hawking.
Everyone KNOWS Bill Gates wouldn’t get blown for his brains.
And men would line up to fuck ……
the female equal of Steven Hawking.
Is there such a person???
No.
Because Menarebetterthanwomen.
Epic ownage Chris, major props.
Female
Horses are muich smarter than women…..when was the last time you saw a horse bite the hand of the MAN that was feeding it? Fucking never. When was the last time you saw a woman bite the hand of a man that was feeding her? What the fuck time is it? Every fucking day.
Horses are better than women.
That’s an excellent point.
ahh alot being someone who grew up around horses you do see them bite the hands of the people that feed them all the time,
I have never bitten anyones hand that has made me dinner, including my own
idoit
And you somehow think you are SPECIAL for that? You’re not SUPPOSED to bite the hands of someone who’s made you dinner, you dumb cunt.
That’s like a man pretending he earned a medal for never having gone to prison.
Cant even spell idiot right can you bitch.
I’ve been visiting this site for a few months now. At first it was just for a giggle, Dick really does come out with some classic shit. But then, just a few weeks ago whilst sitting on my throne, I was back-handed by a realization so fucking strong I was sent flying off my chair face first into a brick wall, almost shitting my fucking pants in the process. I’m quite sure I broke all my ribs in the mishap and probably broke my back, not that I give two flying fucks, I’m a man and men know that shit happens. But anyway, getting back on point. What divine insight has the power to make a grown man shit his pants you ask? Well in all probability most of you glorious men here already knew the score from the get go. But for me, it was a slow realization. I realized that underneath the 100% pure comedy gold of Dick’s witty banter and tomfoolery: EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING THE MAN SAYS IS ROCK SOLID FACT. ALL OF IT.
I mean, despite what my mother tried drilling into my defenseless brain in my younger years, I’ve always known that mean are indeed better than women, but I’ve never cast my man-strong wisdom nets into the vast sea of think to find the answer why, or search for proof on the matter. Now I don’t need to. It’s all here. Women are indeed fucking annoying as fuck – all of them. I’ve always tried to deal with people on a person to person basis, and put their misgivings down to the person, not the gender. But reading this has really opened my man-eyes, and now I can never close them. Every single woman I meet is in fact:
-annoying as shit
-dumb as shit on a fundamental level
-attention seeking in the extreme, usually in deranged proportions to their natural “ability” or “assets”
-actively seeks to be belittled or degraded in some way, sexual or otherwise
-has raging daddy issues
How many women bitch about their asshole boyfriend on a daily basis? I’ll tell you how many: every single one fucked in the head enough to actively seek a man who is going to treat them like complete shit as much as humanly possible, (95% of them, the rest are too fat for a man to treat them like anything other than one time semen receptacles). Women love it, although they say they don’t, they do. All women are pathological liars to the very extreme. Why else would so many women come onto this site, quite obviously for men only, and then come up with incensed, badly punctuated, half-arsed bitch-a-lot comments saying that we are pigs and that we should respect women (HA,) when they are quite obviously preaching in the wrong fucking temple. I’ll tell you why. Like I said, all women love to be degraded, it’s like bitch-heroin. They wallow in it. They come on here with their stunted arguments for the sole purpose of being called a stupid fucking cunt, they wouldn’t be able to sleep otherwise. So next time a girl asks you if her ass looks big, say yes, then call her a cunt. She’ll slap you in the face for it, but it’ll make her wet too.
Thank you Dick for you’re unparalleled wisdom in chauvinistics and misogynyology, you truly are a mans man.
menarebetterthenwomen.
Let’s get this man a round of man points over here.
I’m buying.
NickDaddy…. way to go.
/me gives NickDaddy a round a man points with chris :D
Now that was just fucking beautiful.
wow the man shit himself, Im claping
Is it humanly possible to misspel “clapping”? Either women aren’t humans or this bitch is misspelling shit on purpose because she wants to be punished for it like NickDaddy said. Well I don’t mind either way, ’cause women don’t worry me and I just love punishing them.
“You can’t even spell “clapping” can ya cunt?”
Sweet…..
I’ve always found the weaker side always resorts to uneducated assumptions and baseless claims, while their superiors focus on statistical evidence and comprehensive literature.
Don’t you agree that uneducated assumptions are a sign of weakness, sweet?
Reasonable ayy? Boy do I beg to differ…
How come men always say how much women shouldn’t brag about their ‘tits’-even though men are always bragging about their nuts? (‘I can stand when I pee’, ‘i have a real dick’) it’s everywhere! In rap songs, when you’re just talking in general, on here! Face it; men like to have big dicks because they feel more manly – well, shouldn’t women have the same rights when it comes to feeling like a woman? At least boobs can come in handy – breast feeding for example. What does a penis do that is really that useful apart from standing up when you go to the toilet, which I don’t find extremely flattering or worthy of bragging about?
The same goes for having a great bod – doubt.
Anyway about that poem of yours – unfortunately you may have to make a few little changes. Because obviously some quotes in there are clearly not true. And for the record; as much as bitching concerns you – you certainly take the cake.
And good on you Tara for doing some reasearch on inventions by women-I knew when that idiot posted up inventions originally he only put in the best of men and worst of women. I believe women did a very good job considering the amount that had been declined education and still are today-men had the upper hand. Now that isn’t fair once again is it?
Infact, nothing on this website is fair. Everything is biast and designed to secretly attract women and hurt them with the harmful comments posted up on here. But even as much as I say that-I do believe that Dick is scraping the bottom of the barrel when he makes ridiculous remarks like: Women can’t cook – when they have been doing it for centuries & that they cannot bring up children – if they couldn’t then how come the society is still running smoothly? I must say your statements are so incredibly untrue they are laughable.
I’m guessing your an American Christian Fundamentalist? Thought so, the evidence that lies right before in black and white reckons so as well.
Now I know you so called, ‘men’ hate it when people say this – but just to piss you off I must remind you that: IF IT WASN’T FOR A WOMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE. Just keep that in mind for the future when you say women are of no use to the nation or world.
So in your doubtful face Doubt! Hope to meet you one day in your crummy one bedroom government apartment in the backstreets of the bronx.
tas.
I was raised on the feminist bullshit that men are sex-crazed, emotionally inferior and should defer to a woman’s point-of-view.
“What does a penis do that is really that useful…?”
Whatever it wants to, bitch.
“What does a penis do that is really that useful…?”
You can smack a girl in the face with it. Aside from it just being good fun to smack a woman in the face with your dick, it also comes in handy in that even when your being blown, you can still discipline your woman.
Where are the batman fight scene words when you need them?
It didn’t even take her two sentences to completely discredit herself.
Yeah, sure, we’re all gay here. Let me get back to blowing everyone.
Aw, damn, you beat me to it.
We’re not gay or hateful. We’re just disappointed that being heterosexual and male, means being limited to such shallow options.
I’m comfortable enough with not being gay to admit that I can see the appeal. Imagine living with someone who didn’t make a mess of the house, who didn’t whine and complain all day, who understands beer, and football. Someone who can change his own damn flat tire. Who isn’t always complaining that, even though he makes $XXXX a minute, somehow, the bills still aren’t getting paid. I could go on for days really.
I could list the benefits of being in a relationship with a man until I fall asleep. But, I’m just not gay and I never will be. It’s kinda sad really…
ROFL!
*not envy those lying in wait*
*I can not choose to lie in wait for some ring*
Will be fixed.
Link above.
I am glad I’m a man, you’d better believe; I don’t live off blow, wine coolers, or cottage cheese.
I do not gripe to my manholes about the size of my tits; bitch all you want – I’m long immune to your shit.
I do not get wasted after 2 beers and when I do drink I don’t end up in tears.
I do not spend hours deciding what to wear; I waste 5 gallons max fixing my hair.
I do not go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I am not a coward waiting to sting; I do not choose to lying in wait for some ring.
I do not gossip about friends or stab them in the back; I do not carry our differences into the sack.
I will never go psycho and threaten to kill you or care that every guy has already screwed you.
I’m rational, reasonable, and logical too; I know what the time is and I know what to do.
I think it is a privilege for me to have this great bod and stand when I pee.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure; I will not assume you are permanent by any measure.
I am a man by chance and I’m thankful it’s true; thank God I can not be a manhole like you.
Yes, sweets, it’s always the whore in the mirror.
its true lemme say that their are some very stupid women out there.
but
there are also a whole hell of alot of stupid men
and
have you “men”
becuase i think you “men” use that word very loosely you are no men in my eyes
have you ever heard of or used these inventions created my women???
6-marcaptopurine
Gertrude Belle Elion
1953
Battery Container
Nancy Perkins
1986
Car Heater
Margaret Wilcox
1893
Circular Saw
Tabitha Babbit
women do not deserved to be disrespected for a lack of intelligence which in turn is a bunch of crap..
like i said there are stupid men and women
but you cannot sit there all you “men” who are disrespectful and unappreciative to women and no for your information i am not “bitching” about how hard being a women is
im perfectly comfortable with my gender
i rather be a women
with self respect, intergrity, dignity, humility, poice, grace, and confidence, and last but deifnately not least plenty of intelligence..
all of which i listed above are something that every “man” on this page LACKS greatly.
All of the women in your list either ’shared’ their invention with another man, or is ‘credited’ for them.The words in quotes can have entirely different meanings in the context of these so-called woman-inventors.
I reckon all those inventions are only inventions! Women are well-known to be far less imaginative than men, even when they are highly intelligent. Women are queens of tedium.
Have added some new stuff of Indian interest to my blog, by the way.
Tara, I would rather you were a women with self respect, intergrity, dignity, humility, poice, grace, and confidence, and last but deifnately not least plenty of intelligence, but you’re not. Neither can you spell.
You’re right, there are a lot of stupid men out there, but you won’t find any here though. The stupid men out there are those that cater to you and you’re freil kind.
Stop using the word american women for feminist women.cause most of the women aroung the globe have become femininst due to westernization.
There are worst kind of feminist women u will encounter like here in India.
Are you serious? Anglo-Saxon women are the worst, by a wide margin. They are not merely feminists, but entitled man-haters.
Not all women are dumb. There are dumb women, just as there are dumb men.
But you cannot say that every single woman on Earth is an idiot.
That is not proven by anything other than your moronic ideas.
Most women are just as smart as most men. Every race, gender, ethnicity has a few bad seeds, but that doesn’t mean that every person is like that.
By the way Dick, the size of your brain does not affect your IQ, if it did then the geniuses in the world head’s would explode. A little common sense.
What?!
Women have no conscience or shame.
Ever trid to shame one? They would probbly agree that they like eating pussy better than men or you will be screamed at about the guilt trip.
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