Michelle Wie Is a Big Quitter Cry-Baby
Recently woman golfing phenom Michelle Wie tried to qualify for the PGA Tour. The PGA Tour is where men go to play golf. That’s right, I said men. Wait a minute, you say, Michelle Wie is a 16-year-old woman! Doesn’t that mean she completely fucked up and most likely embarrassed herself?
Yes it does!
Michelle Wie got her 16-year-old ass handed to her. She was 18 fucking strokes behind when it was over for her. If you don’t know golf, in the game of life, that’s like living with your mother at the age of 38. You fucking suck.
So what does Michelle Wie do at 18 strokes behind? Finish the game with some dignity like those men from Cool Runnings?
Fuck no. Michelle Wie quits the tournament with 9 holes left to go claiming (get this) heat exhaustion.
Heat exhaustion? A professional golfer gets heat exhaustion!? Fuck you. That’s like a banker being allergic to money! Why isn’t Bob here today? Oh you didn’t hear? Turns out he’s allergic to money. How’s that for something that makes no fucking sense?
I could be very generous and posit perhaps Heat is Mandarin for Loser and she was actually retiring due to Loser Exhaustion in her native tongue, but we all know that’s not the case.
Interestingly, after reading her withdraw statement, I had to hospitalize myself for bullshit exhaustion — on account of me ingesting too much fucking bullshit while reading about this quitter woman cry-baby’s story of woe and chip-shoulder.
We know it’s not heat exhaustion because women quit at everything. They quit on their children. They quit on their jobs. And they quit on their fucking lives. They’re just big goddamn quitters. As soon as something doesn’t go their way it’s hands in the air and everyone’s a fucking asshole who deserves to clean up this mess anyway.
Fuck off.
The following is from an article of this “tragedy”.
“She’ll now have a week off before a two-week trip to Europe for the Evian Masters in France and the Women’s British Open.”
How do they even have a women’s gold tournament? Is it the last one to quit wins?
I know who loses. You for watching women’s fucking golf. Women golfers don’t even like women’s golf. That’s why they have such a hard-on for playing on the men’s tournament. And when I say hard-on, I’m talking about their penises.
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DUDE. fuck dat bitch, she was prolly bloated or som shit
dude- this is hilarious. unbelievable. it all makes so much sense. its fucking great. and its funny because its all true. woman are good for one thing only. FUCKING and doing the dishes.
And they ain’t that great doing the dishes. Liviana believes someone is going to follow her links. Duh. The only reason Wie is still on the tour is because the feminista’s cannot admit defeat (or when they’re wrong, which is often) and continue to sponsor a second-stringer. No wonder they’re pissed off all the time and make it their life’s work to try and make a man’s life miserable, all while demanding men make women happy. Kiss our asses. Make it happy yourself sweet pea, we’re tired.
hey dick- did you know that golf is actually an acronym?
“Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden”
What a game!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThygJC7m5yQ
http://moondance.org/1997/summer97/nonfiction/religion.htm
Ha ha! Moon religions. Jesus was a man, and in so making Jesus a man, Jesus did not fuck up when he spread the word. God 1, your pagan moonspeak religion 0.
It’s a fact that women over-report hours they spend doing things. For example, they over-report the hours they spend doing housework by 68%. Women can’t estimate for shit. So Dorim, with the estimates of what women accomplish in a lifetime, can fuck him or herself. I’m not sure which it is.
wei’s korean
Baha you serious? First she cant cut it on the womens, drops out so she isnt banned for a year, now she thinks she can keep up with the men? GIVE ME A FKING BREAK. Shes the anna kournikova of golf, without the looks. Nice signing Nike. My 5 year old cousin is the fastest kid in his class, better lock him up for 10 years @ 25 million, he may just be the next big thing!
You should listen to him Chantal, he actually makes sense.
No we don’t.
-Dick
“women quit at everything. They quit on their children. They quit on their jobs. And they quit on their fucking lives. They’re just big goddamn quitters. As soon as something doesn’t go their way it’s hands in the air and everyone’s a fucking asshole who deserves to clean up this mess anyway.”
didn’t you know this is how a lot of men are, too? men like the easy way out just as much as you think women do.
Mmmmm… Kosher pork chops.
Seriously, good find.
-wolfe
That’s rich. Nice find, diamatik.
-Dick
She can’t even measure up to women, but yet she wants to play with the big boys. That makes as much sense as kosher pork chops.
Women are being brainwashed and manipulated at young ages to go toe-to-toe with men regardless of any advantages. Wie, Patrick, and a crap load of others are a reflection of this manipulation and it’s coming to light. Eventhough it’s stupid that women are still highly protected and defended, they like the rewards of standing out by being the only one playing against men, no matter the outcome cause they know it brings attention to them. The spotlight is on them. Women think folks are looking at them in amazement and admiration, more like “What The ****!” if you ask me unless you’re a young kid who doesn’t know any better.
Try harder.
Hold on! Let me play! Let me play! I want to try and make some sense. True Wie has been coming up short in men tournaments. They said she’s a golf prodigy that doesn’t neccessarily equal tournament success(right away anyway). Folks will keep clowning her until she start winning, then folk will shut up and start hating. True watching men play B-ball or other sports maybe more exciting to watch than women because men have that natural zeal to take it to each other, plus more muscle on average than women. You know for whooping tail and taking some pain, but that doesn’t mean women can’t play.
Eventhough Wie comes up short, WNBA may not be as exciting, it doesn’t matter, it’s all about influence, and exposure to the little ones, not the tough cookies on this site. You can see right through the thick fog of crap(LOL). To me the whole battle of the sexes sports thing is to showcase the women, hype them, set them off, desensitize them(create that “FU/whatever” attitude in girls), make things neutral( keep the guys nature and feelings at bay, so guys won’t really get at women like another man), while letting women have their way and let them talk junk about it. Hollering the words “respect”. What women know about that. Give it to get it. No mean no! You can play, but not with me, so I don’t care if you’re abnormal and your muscle look like tennis balls and you got some height(HA).
It’s not gonna get any better folks. The day of man vs. man is OVER!!! There’s gotta be new ways to entertain the masses! Women say they get high when they get the best of men in sports. Yeah yeah sports are men activities, blah, blah and women shouldn’t force and impose their way in for whatever selfish reason. Well man was stupid enough to put activities out in the open, in the public, in institutions where money talks. Now men have to share and watch and be aware of a new aware female that want to dunk and smack his stuff off the court(LOL), or drive further on the green. Sports is the soul of man, he made them seem righteous with crap like sportsmanship just to make it look good, but we know he sold his soul for money, and women are right in the middle of man’s blueprint.
All I gotta say as a result of this dumbed down, super fake, highly competitive society(Wie included), is the next phase in human evolution: A-sexuality! Count that as a Birdie(lol)
She did put on a nice tantrum display after coming in 18th last time I saw her.
-Dick
So fucking what ! I wanna challenge the heavyweight boxer of the world and make 10 million for dropping to the matt when the first bell dings ! What the hell does he have to gain by boxing me ? NOTHING !
So debutantes get to go up to men and take pokes at them, so fucking what !
Example: Danika Patrick takes 4th place in a high profile race ! Whoopteefuckingdo ! Thats’ the 3rd loser where I come from. Has she ever actually won a race before ? NOPE !
BUT with all the publicity and million dollar tv ads she gets you would think she invented the sport ! What about all the courtesy the other drivers give the female on the track because they don’t want to be labeled manpigs ?
Has she ever even rebuilt an engine ? Alligned the wheels ?
Actually done any work on her own car, besides adjust the mirror for doing her makeup ?
What do men gain from allowing females to compete with them ? So you beat a girl, BIG DEAL ! It’s win/win for her and lose/lose for him.
I think she should have to strip if she loses ! At least Danika has something the men could gain in that competition.
What next ? Children in top mens’ sports ?
You’re right. It’s always women stopping to help men with their broken down cars. RIGHT ?
If women are such delightful angels of mercy, compassion and dogoodfulness then why in the HELL don’t they ever have anything with them to help anybody with ? ? ?
They are completely unprepared. They carry around luggage with them, a purse, and with all the crap they have in there they never have anything for anyone else, it’s all about them. A bandaid, a tissue, an aspirin maybe, NOPE ! its all about me , nothing for you in my luggage !
I drive a truck. It has stuff in it ! I have many many many helpful things in/on my truck ! I use them almost daily to HELP people with their daily struggles and I do it usually for FREE !
I am just simply ordinary, like so many other men who drive trucks full of stuff aka tools ! YET in my common ordinariness I do more selfless (key foundation to this statement being SELFLESS)acts in one fucking week than most women do for anyone else in a lifetime !
Women do everything for themselves ! It’s all about them and the purpose of the existence of everything is to suit their whim !
Ever met even ONE single solitary female who could keep a secret for more than 12 seconds ?
Ever seen even one female who was capable of NOT being oblivious to the existence of other people, especially males, while pushing a steel shopping cart ? They see no one, not even if you are directly in front of them ! “I’m shopping, get out of my way ! ” They fucking never thank you for holding the door open for them either, even if for 5 or 10 seconds ! They just strut on through like the royalty they think they are ! I yell, YOU SWEATY WHORE !, oh wait thats what I think when I yell “you’re welcome !” after they get about 20 feet away. Often I hold it and then let go just in time for it to close all the way so liberated princess can open it for herself. The more debutante, the more she gets to open !
Princess, get your own damn door !
Ever see a woman hold a door open for a man ?
A farts chance in a wind storm of that happening !
I’ve often noticed that people will hold the door for whoever is most laden with things or responsibilities preventing them from opening it, whether it’s a man getting a door for a woman carrying her groceries, or a woman getting the door for a man who has to keep track of a couple of toddlers. The reason women don’t stop to help men with broken down cars is because too many bad men have used this situation to hurt women. If every non-criminal citizen could carry a gun, this wouldn’t be such a problem. If the woman who escaped Ted Bundy alive would have been packing, he never would have even made it to jail just to escape his captors.
Again the nonsensical feminist rant.Look, dear ma’am, if most of the men out there with broken down cars were bad men, they would have harassed the women who came close to them anyways.Whether they came to help or not would not matter.
I do not understand how you can say that you do not view men as rabid wolves, when every statement you make proves otherwise.