Miracle Cure for ED
I heard about something called ED last night. Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it’s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men.
It should be called SW not ED. That stands for Shitty Wife because if you have ED, there’s a 100% chance that you also have an SW or perhaps an ESW.
Performance problems have never been the man’s fault. Let me ask some man questions; if your house falls apart because the builder forgot to put nails in, whose fault is that? If you don’t know, there’s a bus full of lawyers somewhere willing to help you figure it out. If you go to a work related picnic and you remembered to bring the cups, but everyone else forgot to bring all the food whose fault is that? It’s not fucking yours. You did everything you were supposed to. You showed up with the stack of cups. Now people don’t have to drink out of their hands like fucking monkies.
ED is entirely women’s fault. I can prove it because there has never been a happily married man with ED.
That’s a trick man-question though isn’t it? There has never been a happily married man period so that doesn’t prove shit. Marriage is a stupid and silly thing and the man mind rejects it on general principle.
Women are the missing nails in a house that’s falling apart. Women are the lack of pastrami at an otherwise pleasant work related picnic. In the bedroom, women are the problem.
With that in mind, I’ve developed a miracle cure for Erectile Dysfunction. I call it:
Cheat On Your Wife or Girlfriend: Dick’s Miracle Cure for Erectile Dysfunction
If something inside your man-gut tells you that’s wrong, it’s merely your mighty man-conscious trying to fix something that’s broken in the world by fixing it in you. That’s how men do it. We lead by example. Fuck everything and everyone else. Have you ever heard of Ghandi? No woman can even understand what he did.
The truth is there’s no such thing as Cheating. It’s not a vice. It’s a natural thing. In fact it’s Father Nature’s way of telling you you have the debilitating syndrome of SW — a Shitty Wife.
If you’ve got SW, it’s because your wife is cheating on you anyway. All women are cheating whores and she’s no exception. She might not be cheating on you with another guy, but she’s probably cheating on you with her career; or she’s cheating on you with her stupid friends who hate the fuck out of her; or she’s cheating on you with her precious fucking television shows and gabbing on the phone with her mother for two hours a night. Whatever it is, it’s fucked.
Women aren’t courageous enough or smart enough (or at all) to go against their inner nature — which is a sorry, passive, and animalistic one. Men are. That’s why we see cheating in all these different forms as bad.
It’s the Miracle Cure for ED though. I put a 30-Day Guarantee on that motherfucker.
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This is fact. Any man who has ED should IMMEDIATELY book a flight to a place like Thailand or Brazil or Colombia and meet a 25 year old girl and you will see in 95% of these cases your ED will disappear. ED is a real medical condition but more often than not the cause is trying to make love to some fat sow that put you $250K in debt and signed a contract to love.
If any 19 year old guy picked up a 50 year old 300lb lady with a shitty attitude, he wouldn’t get a boner either. Maybe he has ED too?
I heard on the news that nowdays every third student in usa has ED.
“nice” going whimmin.
I strongly approve of what Dick said. Although he put it in a humorous way, as always, it is 100% right.
The main reason behind most of ED today is exactly the SW. SW causes ED. To see why, notice that because in the past there were really few SW, there were few ED likewise. With the increase of SW, ED increased. So, the least to say is that there is clearly a strong correlation between the two.
To see that there is also a causation between the two, you should admit the truth. Everybody knows that penises function in an environment that suits them. Since women have become a nuisance, the penis automatically knows that he should not penetrate them and immediately stops functioning. The penis refuses to penetrate a woman who says she is “equal” to the man, unless the penis is gay.
Dick got the cure and he deserves a prize, but because todays’ laws are generated by feminists and their stupid allies, the prize is lost and so is the truth because the feminists want to be gay.
Micho
There is not a mirale cure for ED or Erectile Disfuncion, how ever can be treat it with success not only with quimical drugs, but also through herbal medicine. Edmenspharma.com
I for one have been in love and have had deep and intimate relationships with women, but i still have an even deeper mistrust of women now more than ever.
It’s not so much a problem when things are good because the woman is usually well behaved often masking the true darkness inside, but once familiarity sets in the true person comes out.
This webiste brings to light all of the problems with women that has taken many men here their entire lives to come to terms with and more of us awakening to the horror each and every day.
On a personal note. Women are going down for this one. I’m not sure what kind of reparations those poor men destroyed will expect in settling the score for women asking men to bare the burdon for their selfishness. But you can count on the fact that women will return to the kitchen willingly this time and never leave it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8KCgHN3TFQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShCZ2hGlI5Y&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xFUcYqtoA
I think it’s a cure for us women….
The second link is a man on drugs, so you can’t blame his stupidity.
Some men are really stupid. Professors spend their entire day fighting with immature male students. It gets annoying from time to time.
The truth is kept secret. I wish they show us real videos on the internet about men raping women. Fight for abortion rights!
Well if it’s REALITY you want, most rape cases (65% to 95% in the US) are LIES and FABRICATIONS by women intended to intentionally ruin a man’s life, and generate attention and sympathy.
That’s why there are almost NO REAL EXAMPLES about men raping women, but there are FAR MORE examples about women LYING ABOUT IT. You can find real videos about THAT all over the place!
WOMEN WHO LIE ABOUT RAPE IS A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN RAPE ITSELF.
Are you starting to get it now?
You stupid cunt?
Menarebetterthanwomen.
Attention? Are you saying attention? You can only imagine how difficult for a woman to say that she has been raped. You cold man!
You’re right. I could only IMAGINE.
Just trek on over to Youtube sweety.
Women have no problem lying about having been raped on national television, in courtrrooms across America and the internet for as many page views/ hits/ sympathy and attention these whores can possibly muster for themeselves.
As long as there are MORE WOMEN LYING ABOUT RAPE than MEN WHO ACTUALLY RAPE….. you have no business calling a man cold, you frigid, heartless sod.
Menarebetterthanwomen.
YOU WANT SOME REALITY?
Then go and find this crackhead girl that used 2 live near my estate,
these 2 crackheads raped her and she killed em both,
chopped em up into two binbags and f***ed off somewhere,
no one knows where she is now or how many more ppl she coulda killed on her lil revenge spree, its been about 3-4 months and still nah word – the REALITY is that ppl who get raped grow up violent and kill people, but I guess that’s OK with you! never mind the dead bodies :-O
This one chick, who everyone in my town is convinced crazy, lied saying she got raped twice. Either she brought this one to herself because she is a dumb slut, or she really wants the attention from everyone.
If those cunt professors actually taught students how to think, instead of what to think, those “immature male students” wouldn’t have to “fight” (which is feminazi speak for articulating a valid point). Instead, Professor Cunt and her minions teach saucy anecdotes and feel-good propaganda.
Those students who just accept their professor’s opinion lack critical thinking skills. However, debating (what you call fighting), is tantamount to the critical thinking process.
Today, I don’t know what guy would want to toil in a 4-year University. 4-years of listening to cackling old whores is a waste of time. Just look at the people graduating from college today. Half of them can’t even write.
Heres a tip fellows: Get your AA and go straight to law school. Anyone can get an AA/AS. Just look at the trash in community colleges and you’ll know what I mean. Then, pick a good law school run by men and take the “baby bar”. Then you can charge $250-300 per hour or do pro bono work for some poor man whose wife is trying to take his house.
I’m sorry, you were too busy getting “raped” while your boyfriend was stealing liquor. Ether that or sitting on your ass at home like some parasitic leech.
Of the links isn’t even valid…..
*cough* stupid *cough*women *cough* *cough*
I dont recall this site being called ‘The Online University for The Education of Dumb Females’.
So I take it you have no valid response to my argument then…
Noted. Typical of irrational extremists, I guess.
And Necroswordsman, if you don’t hate women, how do you feel about them? Because based on your arguments, I certainly wouldn’t say you feel positively about them. Perhaps you were deeply injured by a woman earlier in life, or have never been able to achieve intimacy with one, leading to this fear/aversion/resentment… If a woman hurt you, I’m sorry. If you just can’t seem to get one for yourself, consider changing your attitude.
Just can’t stop whoring for attention can you?
Also changing his attitude would be counter productive. You do not get women by being nice to women. You get them my acting like a misogynist pig, it’s not great that it has to be done but it does.
Also if you are on this site you obviously cannot read. (Ladies as always, this site is totally off limits.) So take your pseudo-intellectual bullshit to a feminazi forum.
He probably is anti-authority due to being raised by bad parents…
Which is what also alludes to these conspiracy theories about women and the government.
Most these men either have come from bad parenting or have an ex wife. This site even can be tied into feminism in some ways, hatred of marriage, sex and love…etc
Oh no sugartits as usual you can’t understand simple things. The answer is quite clear to us males. But we don’t have the time to explain everything to some dumbass female. This site isn’t about female aproval. And of course cereal is the proper.. Cerial is much closer to a breakfast food.
Now if you would kindly fuk off the site so men can talk with the typical girly interuptions of “I don’t get it.” Of course you won’t get it when only a small portion of your brain is wired.
thanks billy, you completely proved my point. You can’t answer me cause you don’t have a legitimate answer. Then you tell me to fuck off because you don’t like the fact that I have a point, you don’t know what to say and you don’t like the fact that you can’t explain it so you start waving your dick in the air and claiming by doing it, it makes you wise and intellegent. Nothin says intellegence than busting out the genital card.
Billy (98) Says:
Also a cerial killer is a bad box corn flakes.
Oh yah and so I spelt cerial killer wrong shoulda been serial killer, but the kind you get from the box is called cereal dear.
Dick’s already doing that. Bringing enlightenment to barbarism (IE, in this case, feminism and people like you).
And whats misogyny? Cause it means hating women. And I don’t.
Guess your opinion is fucked sugartits.
Well, he was booted from his home, made to pay child support and stripped off his rights?
No need for you to understand it. If it was meant then you would have been born with a penis. Now fuk off because you clearly don’t belong here.. Also a cerial killer is a bad box corn flakes.
women suck as people
just a question…how come this article talks about cheating as a good thing for men, but then in another article it talks about how all women are cheating whores. How come if she does it then it’s a bad thing but if a guy does it it’s asserting his god given right as a male. Or are you saying that a good wife would keep her man satisfied so he shouldn’t feel the need to cheat? That’s what I don’t really understand about dick’s logic, sure he writes well you gotta give him that, but his logic is completely random and unlogical (here’s where you guys say that I wouldn’t understand because I’m a girl..now that we’ve got that covered….)
What I don’t understand is that everything that is written on here is a complete oxy moron, guys come on here bashing women and degrading them and in general saying that they are completly worthless. They are complete trash because they don’t respect you and your male superiority, but how are they supposed to do that when you have no respect for them.
You come on here calling women sluts and whores and then you are mad when they won’t put out. It’s no wonder that some of these women you speak of are going somewhere else to seek affection. Just like when dick busts out his statistics about single mothers, like the one concerning cerial killers, 80% were raised by single moms. He forgets to say that the people committing these crimes are men and besides that where was the father during all this. Oh wait, she’s a slut, so the man she slept with has no responsibility for the child. I just don’t understand it.
Will someone teach this ignorant, niave women about this logic, cause she can’t seem to grasp it with her simple female brain.
1. You spelled Mahatma Gandhi’s name incorrectly. (see http://www.wsu.edu:8001/~brians/errors/Ghandi.html)
2. I find it ironic that you use him as an example, considering how pro-woman he was. (see http://www.kamat.com/mmgandhi/gwomen.htm)
Just thought I’d introduce some enlightenment to this barbarism.
Best of luck with your misogyny!
The CIA has no interest in finding Bin Ladin, that is, if the guy is still alive, which I doubt, since his liver was hooked up to a fucking snow-cone machine years ago.
They were, however, interested in finding Sadam, and oh look…. they found him in a mole hole in the middle of the desert.
P.S. – read the articles I referenced before you respond to them like a woman – that is with your mind already made up, please.
Sincerely,
-Fucking Dipshit
The CIA can’t find Bin Laden but they invented feminism?
You’re a fucking dipshit.
Bs.
This is the dumbest pissing matching I’ve ever seen. Enough is enough already. That men and women are different does not need to be argued. My 14 inch penis is not a social construct – it’s a physiological construct. Anyone who thinks men and women are the same are, literally, lunatics, and that’s that: end of discussion. Feminism was started by the CIA to double the tax revenue. Read your history, people. “Feminism is Biological Warfare“.
Thats what fucks things up, literally. Thanks for proving that point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md6mEh6Im60&feature=related
IT LOOKS LIKE I’VE ALREADY SAID THAT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRG-zizO2gY&feature=related