Miracle Cure for ED
I heard about something called ED last night. Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it’s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men.
It should be called SW not ED. That stands for Shitty Wife because if you have ED, there’s a 100% chance that you also have an SW or perhaps an ESW.
Performance problems have never been the man’s fault. Let me ask some man questions; if your house falls apart because the builder forgot to put nails in, whose fault is that? If you don’t know, there’s a bus full of lawyers somewhere willing to help you figure it out. If you go to a work related picnic and you remembered to bring the cups, but everyone else forgot to bring all the food whose fault is that? It’s not fucking yours. You did everything you were supposed to. You showed up with the stack of cups. Now people don’t have to drink out of their hands like fucking monkies.
ED is entirely women’s fault. I can prove it because there has never been a happily married man with ED.
That’s a trick man-question though isn’t it? There has never been a happily married man period so that doesn’t prove shit. Marriage is a stupid and silly thing and the man mind rejects it on general principle.
Women are the missing nails in a house that’s falling apart. Women are the lack of pastrami at an otherwise pleasant work related picnic. In the bedroom, women are the problem.
With that in mind, I’ve developed a miracle cure for Erectile Dysfunction. I call it:
Cheat On Your Wife or Girlfriend: Dick’s Miracle Cure for Erectile Dysfunction
If something inside your man-gut tells you that’s wrong, it’s merely your mighty man-conscious trying to fix something that’s broken in the world by fixing it in you. That’s how men do it. We lead by example. Fuck everything and everyone else. Have you ever heard of Ghandi? No woman can even understand what he did.
The truth is there’s no such thing as Cheating. It’s not a vice. It’s a natural thing. In fact it’s Father Nature’s way of telling you you have the debilitating syndrome of SW — a Shitty Wife.
If you’ve got SW, it’s because your wife is cheating on you anyway. All women are cheating whores and she’s no exception. She might not be cheating on you with another guy, but she’s probably cheating on you with her career; or she’s cheating on you with her stupid friends who hate the fuck out of her; or she’s cheating on you with her precious fucking television shows and gabbing on the phone with her mother for two hours a night. Whatever it is, it’s fucked.
Women aren’t courageous enough or smart enough (or at all) to go against their inner nature — which is a sorry, passive, and animalistic one. Men are. That’s why we see cheating in all these different forms as bad.
It’s the Miracle Cure for ED though. I put a 30-Day Guarantee on that motherfucker.
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July 12th, 2007 at 6:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
You don’t understand the site, little girl. Would you like me to explain?
July 12th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9358db637eae
I thought this site was a parody of itself. Are you suggesting that it is supposed to be taken seriously? Oooh, I’m so sorry, but I don’t think there was any way I could have known this in advance.
July 12th, 2007 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43bfd878dea75
All bulldyke, cuckold, and greedy fat shit mouth feminist scum abominations:
Execute yourselves before the privaledge is awarded to someone eager to do it for you.
July 12th, 2007 at 6:50 pm - IP Man-Hash: e9358db637eae
Ok, goodbye. Nice chatting with you gentlemen.
July 12th, 2007 at 6:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: d24dd61108133
I thought this site was a parody of itself. Are you suggesting that it is supposed to be taken seriously? Oooh, I’m so sorry, but I don’t think there was any way I could have known this in advance.
Poor little Liz, tries to use big words, really not that bright. If that’s really what you think this site is, well, that’s just sad. No one would expect you to take it seriously, because you don’t understand it. That’s ok. Just keep working on that womyns studies degree. I’m sure it will serve you well.
July 12th, 2007 at 7:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
Go away because I told you to.
-Dick
July 12th, 2007 at 8:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: a5cd8fed71be0
Typical.
July 12th, 2007 at 11:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
ew, you’re revolting. and you call yourself a lady, right? what respectable lady uses that word? i saw you’re pictures, too. *barf!*
July 12th, 2007 at 11:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
no, it was part of another drug study that had nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.
July 12th, 2007 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
fuckkkkkkkkk!
July 13th, 2007 at 12:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
You have the maturity of an 11 year old little girl. You and Jess should get together, you both have a lot in common. I’m sure you two could talk for hours on end about how showing a little cleavage can get you something for nothing.
TINSSAAFL
Everything costs something in life, babycakes.
ew, you’re revolting. and you call yourself a lady, right? what respectable lady uses that word? i saw you’re pictures, too. *barf!*
July 13th, 2007 at 12:35 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
You may get the door held for you by some inebriated tool, but then you are a walking joke, so it’s pretty much a lose-lose situation for you. Sorry, you’re a girl, and girls like - that’s what they show - and deserve to be - most definitely - treated like the shit they are.
And you might notice, slut, that the only two variables in any bad relationship you’ve had are your gender and yourself. Not the other person’s gender. Things that happen while you are drunk still count, darling.
July 13th, 2007 at 12:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Still fucking around, Chantel? It’s alright, we all enjoy watching you shoot yourself in the foot with an assault rifle. Really, do you think that you can accomplish anything other than furthering your own detriment?
If so, I know someone’s a tad bit used up. Maybe you spread your legs in the name of ‘empowerment’ a few times too many, slut?
And don’t lie, especially if you’re incredibly shitty at it.
# Misandrist Says:
July 10th, 2007 at 10:13 pm- IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
Dick Masterson said:
Chantal the Feminist said: you know so little about my life. this is great. my future doesn’t need reviving, but thanks for being concerned. i’m on a roll baby.
I know only what I learned here http://profiles.yahoo.com/chantistar . -Dick i’m perfectly aware of that. and look at the last time it was updated. der it just tells you a few things. you STILL don’t know anything about me. if you wanna know just ask!
# Misandrist Says:
July 10th, 2007 at 10:14 pm- IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
sonyad said:
Dick Masterson said: I know only what I learned here http://profiles.yahoo.com/chantistar . -Dick
Isn’t http referral a blisteringly manly thing? Of course, a woman, and feminist on top of that, would have fuck all knowledge about it and technology in general. Bravo, sir. what? all he did was google my email address. i haven’t checked that profile until today and it was last updated in 2005
# cha ching! Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 3:20 pm- IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
Necroswordsman said:
cha ching! said: haha dick is now censoring his site
No he isn’t you insufferable prick. It’s just the filter being fucky. wow, do you just constantly pull stuff out of your ass and then type it on here to sound cool? it SAID “comment waiting approval from moderator.” talk about EMOTIONAL and REACTIONARY type o’ attitude.
# sploshing Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 11:47 pm- IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
fuckkkkkkkkk!
# cha ching! Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 11:44 pm- IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
KellyMac said: that your pussy pass has been revoked, Lizbian.
ew, you’re revolting. and you call yourself a lady, right? what respectable lady uses that word? i saw you’re pictures, too. *barf!*
# sploshing Says:
July 12th, 2007 at 11:45 pm- IP Man-Hash: 9a305b0d72d4d
e v i l e d d y said: Viagra was invented to combat “FULWS” FULWS = FAT UGLY WIFE SYNDROME
no, it was part of another drug study that had nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Bye bye
July 13th, 2007 at 6:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 81cf23f923f46
ew, you’re revolting. and you call yourself a lady, right? what respectable lady uses that word? i saw you’re pictures, too. *barf!*
Don’t like the language? Don’t do the behavior.
Don’t like how I look? I’m devastated.
July 13th, 2007 at 9:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
I’m still curious as to what your definition of a “woman” is as opposed to a “female”. Most wouldn’t consider crass language traditionally lady-like.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 369bfee4084ad
Ah, well then I can understand your confusion. Being a lady just has to do with manners. And sometimes, using unlady-like language can be very effective in making a point. Being a woman means being true to whom and what you are, and embracing your femininity. Believe it or not, there is great strength in that. Men and women used to be that way, and we generally existed in harmony. We were designed to be that way.
My experience with feminism has been that I was expected to constantly compare myself to men, and try to be like them as much as possible. Also, men are expected to constantly compare themselves to women, and try to be like them as much as possible. The result is that we all try to be what we’re not, and we’re terrible at it, because it’s an unnatural thing to do. Not only that, but we’re deeply dissatisfied and unhappy because we’re fighting ourselves so hard, because we think it’s a weakness to be feminine if we’re women, or masculine if we’re men.
The other thing feminism does to us is tell us that women deserve to accomplish everything men can accomplish. But in order to do that, we have to cheat. We have lower physical standards to meet in the military, we get help to make it through the firefighter training program, we have Affirmative Action in the workplace. If we were really just the same as men – every bit as good and capable – we wouldn’t need to cheat to accomplish the same things. So on the one hand, we’re screaming, “Grrl Power!”, and on the other hand we’re saying, “We’re not as strong, make accommodations for us”. Kind of ironic, don’t you think?
It doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have the same chance to accomplish anything we want – that’s what real equality is, after all. But having an artificial advantage, and thinking we deserve one because of “thousands of years of oppression by the patriarchy”, well, that’s just ridiculous. If I can’t make it on my own merits, I don’t want to make it, because it won’t mean anything.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
Well said KM. Agree totally.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 3c8b05bf321cc
What does it mean to “embrace one’s femininity”? How is a woman supposed to act and behave in order to be feminine or a woman rather than a female?
July 13th, 2007 at 11:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 5fd634f6ed1ed
It means nothing. Just feminist bullshit. About men embracing a bit of feminitity becoming cuckolded, thatsalso rubbish, one of best friends has embraced his, and he’s not cuckolded, and also believes the same as me for women using their bodies to get what they want.
I suppose you could use ‘femininity’ for a mans female side (Because of the mixture of oestrogen and testosterine) and ‘masculinity’ for a womans male side (Same as above reason