Miracle Cure for ED
I heard about something called ED last night. Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it’s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men.
It should be called SW not ED. That stands for Shitty Wife because if you have ED, there’s a 100% chance that you also have an SW or perhaps an ESW.
Performance problems have never been the man’s fault. Let me ask some man questions; if your house falls apart because the builder forgot to put nails in, whose fault is that? If you don’t know, there’s a bus full of lawyers somewhere willing to help you figure it out. If you go to a work related picnic and you remembered to bring the cups, but everyone else forgot to bring all the food whose fault is that? It’s not fucking yours. You did everything you were supposed to. You showed up with the stack of cups. Now people don’t have to drink out of their hands like fucking monkies.
ED is entirely women’s fault. I can prove it because there has never been a happily married man with ED.
That’s a trick man-question though isn’t it? There has never been a happily married man period so that doesn’t prove shit. Marriage is a stupid and silly thing and the man mind rejects it on general principle.
Women are the missing nails in a house that’s falling apart. Women are the lack of pastrami at an otherwise pleasant work related picnic. In the bedroom, women are the problem.
With that in mind, I’ve developed a miracle cure for Erectile Dysfunction. I call it:
Cheat On Your Wife or Girlfriend: Dick’s Miracle Cure for Erectile Dysfunction
If something inside your man-gut tells you that’s wrong, it’s merely your mighty man-conscious trying to fix something that’s broken in the world by fixing it in you. That’s how men do it. We lead by example. Fuck everything and everyone else. Have you ever heard of Ghandi? No woman can even understand what he did.
The truth is there’s no such thing as Cheating. It’s not a vice. It’s a natural thing. In fact it’s Father Nature’s way of telling you you have the debilitating syndrome of SW — a Shitty Wife.
If you’ve got SW, it’s because your wife is cheating on you anyway. All women are cheating whores and she’s no exception. She might not be cheating on you with another guy, but she’s probably cheating on you with her career; or she’s cheating on you with her stupid friends who hate the fuck out of her; or she’s cheating on you with her precious fucking television shows and gabbing on the phone with her mother for two hours a night. Whatever it is, it’s fucked.
Women aren’t courageous enough or smart enough (or at all) to go against their inner nature — which is a sorry, passive, and animalistic one. Men are. That’s why we see cheating in all these different forms as bad.
It’s the Miracle Cure for ED though. I put a 30-Day Guarantee on that motherfucker.
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October 18th, 2006 at 3:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: e616b9a6becce
See, that is why God invented polygamy.
- Oldone
October 18th, 2006 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 259ef8b62ff1e
I have a different opinion to Oldone’s. I think that polygamy is pure evil. Perhaps it wasn’t in the past, but with modern western women it is nothing but an early grave for a man. Can you imagine having more than one nagging old hag sucking the will to live out of you? Polygamy is not for me, ’cause I’d prefer to philander.
October 18th, 2006 at 6:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 731ced04c4ed5
I just placed this bit of “comedy” in the forum under humour…
Chris Rock explains the fact that when it comes to being a couple, it’s all about “HER”.
Which is about right.
A good response to this topic.
October 18th, 2006 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 93b55cdd43f53
My Ex is a primary cause of ED in all the men she goes near.
she looks good at first even acts the part , but after you step in the mantrap She reverts to her true form (pure evil), and begins her life sucking and Erectile disfuctioning master plans.
after three years with her,a fat goat gets you hard.
roger on polygamy who needs the excess stress, the money you save on wives can be better spent on fast women, booze and good times with your buddies.
Like my grandaddy always said thiers no such thing as a small cock theres just really big cunts.
its generally the big cunts that cause all the ED in the world.
October 18th, 2006 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a1869d75e1db
Diamatik - you need one of these T shirts http://www.theroundoffice.com/images/stories/tshirt-designs/polygamy.j pg
The Prez
October 19th, 2006 at 12:00 am - IP Man-Hash: 1f4c05429802d
Are you selling those shirts somewhere, WHMECDM?
-Dick
October 19th, 2006 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
or we could just by 2 antroids :)
October 19th, 2006 at 1:47 am - IP Man-Hash: 7f0331adb6577
sorry that is android
October 19th, 2006 at 4:53 am - IP Man-Hash: 356b2e2244d02
Good clip, Christianj.
If anyone needs more convincing, try googling “women are impossible to please”.
Even I was not expecting 46 pages of results.
Just for jokes, I follwed up with “Men are impossible to please” Guess how many results that returned… yep, 5. Not five pages, just 5.
October 19th, 2006 at 10:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 1a21605bad716
We men knows when our marriages sour………………but so many of us are not playing the man rule for a healthy marriage, that’s why we end up with SW. But as men, we learn fast………….and men are becoming aware of the rule on a very rapid basis!
Rule is: “always cheat on your wife or girlfriend and never get attached to the bitch!”
Nobody says it better than Dick. Way to go dude!!!
October 19th, 2006 at 11:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 6897e3ddf8ad0
You got it, hotdude111.
-Dick
October 19th, 2006 at 1:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: d49b2ca7ce6a4
Hey, this is pretty friggin’ funny! For once, following a link from someone else’s blog didn’t lead to a really shitty blog.
Keep ‘em coming … not the links to shitty blogs … the funny posts.
October 19th, 2006 at 11:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1a1869d75e1db
Dick - go through my website and have a look at what colour shirt you want and what design. Flick me an email with the details and I can get them made up. Not sure how long it will take to ship to the US from Oz though.
October 20th, 2006 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: 620db7e22a363
Pres and Diamatik relax gentlemen, I was joking with that post…or so i thought.
-Oldone
Pres, wonderful site you have.
October 21st, 2006 at 5:12 am - IP Man-Hash: 68cb7479382dc
I believe Tom Lykis said it: “The cure for Erectile Dysfunction is a 19 year old hot-body.” I would add just a bit more: The cure for Erectile Dysfunction is a 19 year old hot-body with a great attitude.
October 25th, 2006 at 2:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a66d10276b0f
Dont forget the nice ass.. with that statement Sir_Chancealot. you cant slap attitude.
November 1st, 2006 at 2:02 pm - IP Man-Hash: fecff644282fd
I laugh out loud when I see them commercials about ED, they make it look like anyone can have it…
The only people Ive ever even heard of that had ED, were old guys with wives that could scare the living shit out of you with just a glance.
I know alooooooott of people as I like to party, most of them range from 25-45 and not one of them has any kind of ED. I know cuz Im not afraid to talk about anything.
When will women figure out that they need to make some attempt at looking good if they want to turn us on. Hanging out all day in thier sweats and unshowered, then wondering why thier husband doesnt jump thier bones when he gets home is just retarded.
My ex-wife said this too me when I asked why she doesnt fix herself up anymore, “If you love me, that should be enough”. Well thats fine, but how come it doesnt work both ways????
November 8th, 2006 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: af667abaf3520
I think anyone who actually reads all this god damn bull shit is a fucking idiot. Just because youre fucking gay and suck dick and hate women doesn’t mean women are bad and have no rights youre a fucking idiot. why don’t you get a real job. Were you one of those idiots that was a fucking nerd and stayed on the computer all god damn day and never had a girlfriend and girls always turned you down and thats why you hate women. Just because you cant get any pussy doesn’t mean you have to try and make all the other men that go online as much of a loser as you are. You say youre last names dick? yeah go with that because thats all you will be getting.
November 8th, 2006 at 8:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: ce020167ed4b1
Do I have to say it again? Whats your guys guesses? I am thinking its a woman, however it might just be a sexually confused man.
-Strength and Honor-