More on Spelling — and Also Chlamydia.
For men, something like herpes spells death for a thriving sex life. It spells it with three letters: S, T, and D.
Guess what venereal disease spells for women. G-O, go. As in go out and party, go hook up with a bunch of guys, and especially go have as much fun as you want, you promiscuous little whore.
Did you know 50% of sexually active women have chlamydia? That’s absolutely true. It’s also staggering! It means the chance a woman you’re about to have sex with has of being lousy with venereal disease is governed by a coin toss! Heads or tails; you’re fucked either way.
How could that possibly be?
It’s because women don’t go to the doctor like they’re supposed to. Note how I said, “like they’re supposed to”. Women are the first ones to bitch about doctors and going to them, but they do it completely wrong and waste medical professionals time like it’s going out of style. Got a cold? Go to the doctor. Scratchy throat? Go to the doctor. That is par excellence a stupid and womanly way to act.
See, we men are in tune with our bodies like the high performance machines that they are — whether they’re built for speed or for leisure. We know when and when not to go to a doctor just like we know when to and not to do everything else. A cold is a cold. It works itself out in a matter of days. A scratchy throat is a almost a blessing in disguise because it means we don’t have to pretend to be interested in series of stupid conversations. If we’re fat, we don’t need a doctor to tell us that. See what I mean?
We also don’t throw little litigious hissy fits when a doctor tells us we’re fucking fat. That’s because men know words are words and have exact meanings used to convey ideas, and that ideas should never be punished. That’s known as fascism and it’s something women wallow in like a tub of overpriced moisturizer.
All women should get themselves tested for chlamydia regularly. After all, there’s a 50/50 chance each one has it. 50 fucking 50. How can you argue with that?
Think about it like this. How many men bring condoms out to the clubs every weekend when there’s way less of a 50% chance of them getting laid (even if she is ripe with disease)? A lot. In fact most. That’s the difference between men and women right there. Men play the numbers and thereby play it as safe as is prudent, whereas women just wander through life with their fingers crossed and their eyes shut, thinking that as long as they can’t see the chlamydia the chlamydia can’t see them.
Fucking lame.
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June 11th, 2007 at 1:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d825bfa9504
Where the hell are you getting this 3/6 of women having Chlamydia number? cite a source, areyou a woman? Seriously women make shit up like this all the time, I heard a woman say something this once “Sally did you know that 95% of men have pretended to be women online?!” WTF theres a helluva lot more than 5% of the men in the world who have never even seen a computer let alone been online in such a way as to pretend to be a women. Cite your sources next time you woman talking ass hat.
June 11th, 2007 at 1:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: b5d825bfa9504
Holy crap I just looked it up from 3 sources (none of which were a women’s magazine) and all of them cited between 1 and 3% of women over 18 being infected with Chlamydia in North American and Western Europe (With Europe leaning to the 3% side and only a few states reaching above 2.5%) WTF only women make up statistics like 50% of people are hiding repressed sexual abuse… Man Dick might just be a Muffy after all…
June 11th, 2007 at 4:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: da59f3f70a71b
What the fuck is an ass-hat?
June 14th, 2007 at 12:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ca78ce1574f8
So far two of the women I’ve been with have had clamydia, one prior to (she told me) and one after. Luckily I use a condom all the time. Seriously man I need to find my soulmate or something later on in life but these young materialistic American girls are fucking tough to please. Oh yeah and when a woman tells says, “I’m fat” that’s just her way of saying, “Please tell me YOU don’t think I’m fat.” Everything is some needy emotional reverse psychology mind game to them.
And that’s all I have to sat about that.
June 14th, 2007 at 12:55 pm - IP Man-Hash: 83b7e402ade4c
I’m just saving up for a robowife that will look hotter than any woman on earth.
And laugh as women try to look as good as my silicon based fuckdoll.
June 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: c84f4ff18265b
You’ve only been with 4 women? I’m not sure if that’s bad or not?
June 21st, 2007 at 8:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: c2b76b3f1b953
yall some f*ckn geyass motha f*ckas stfu if it wasnt fo da ladiez yall wouldnt be here to suck eachothas d*cks
June 21st, 2007 at 8:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45a19a6365772
Oh, God, she’s trying to make us die laughing. I know someone got her fat little ass pounded a little too hard last night!
June 21st, 2007 at 8:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: a446aa2541a4c
Take your lower class pig latin back to the scumhole from which you came.
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:21 am - IP Man-Hash: a7a16be1327f0
rotflmao, Enya just got pwned back to the stone age. Please, get the fuck outta here you lying bitch. Way to prove everything Dick says. HAHAHAHAHA.
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:50 am - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf
ooooooh. Originality.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 625edf00f9da4
You suck literally.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: 31debd98bdcb9
Congratulations, you’ve successfully spewed another stream of bullshit to make yourself feel special. Now, would you like the REAL statistic? 50% of women have evidence of having HAD chlamydia AT SOME POINT in their lives BY AGE 30.
And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom? Not the woman.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e156e431b91f
“Congratulations, you’ve successfully spewed another stream of bullshit to make yourself feel special. Now, would you like the REAL statistic? 50% of women have evidence of having HAD chlamydia AT SOME POINT in their lives BY AGE 30.
And who’s the one that is most likely to refuse to use a condom? Not the woman.”
There is no such thing as a real statistic, they have been used to spread lies and bullshit because everyone believes them; it is the ultimate weapon of propaganda… feminist propaganda.
If the men refused to wear a condom, why did the women still have sex with them? Oh… riiiight, they rape then, don’t they. *Roll eyes*
March 25th, 2008 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 625edf00f9da4
I always have unprotected gay sex. Like a woman would fuck me. I hope I get AIDS.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
ew.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
fucking hilarious. thats what an asshat is.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9cfdf00b83713
50/50?
Youre a fucking straight up liar.
No response necessary.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:43 am - IP Man-Hash: e64959a1fbe34
Amy, did you really think that we would believe that you were Dick? Always remember that men are better than women, and we can spot frauds a mile away, you silly cow. Next time try this bullshit on a female forum where they won’t have a fucking clue.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09faba8c37655
Yes! I completely agree that, as a man, I only visit the doctor when it absolutely makes sense. Especially since I’m Canadian, I know my taxes for health care probably shouldn’t be wasted on a mild case of “itchy ass”.
The last time I finally gave in and went to the doctor I ended up being positive for West Nile virus, which I efficiently took care of with a kick ass immune system.