Mother’s Day: Big Whoop

I forgot Mother’s Day again just like I do every year. You know what that makes me? Every mother’s dream son. Mother’s don’t want a bunch of bullshit and spectacle for Mother’s Day. Well, they may want it, but for their own sake you shouldn’t give it to them. Here’s why.

A woman expecting a present is like a hydrophobic dog waiting for a reprieve on doggy death row. It’s hysterical, it’s frantic, it’s frothing at the mouth and slobbering all over the place, but most importantly, it’s going to be disappointed.

Mother’s Day was created by Hitler to encourage breeding among the Nazi nation. Did you know that about your precious Mother’s Day? It was called das Muttertag to the Nazis and they celebrated the shit out of it. They celebrated it so much that they made it an official holiday. They even gave out medals like das Mutterkreuz, to women who cranked out more than eight kids.

Technically, you can say a day for mothers, or a “mother’s day”, was celebrated as far back as ancient Greece, but you can also go fuck yourself. Look at the dates. I’m about to do some serious deducing here motherfuckers, so stand back. Mother’s Day was celebrated all throughout history, but the first people to celebrate it in the second week of May were the Nazi’s.

Suck it, moms.

Water gives you life too. But you don’t take a day every year and fuck with your vacation plans just to pay homage to water do you? I sure don’t. What about your spleen? Where’s National Spleen Day?

As I see it, I celebrated 1,780 Mother’s Days in advance from the age of 0 to 5, when I had no choice in what unmanly things I was being dressed in and what unmanly things I was being made to do. Did someone make me play with a stuffed unicorn in that time period? I don’t know, I can’t remember that shit. But it’s highly plausible and if it happened, I know exactly who to blame.

Mothers.

You don’t need to get your mother cards and flowers and shit. She already knows you love her. That’s how a vagina works. Once you’ve been in it, you don’t have to do any more work to show you care.

It may seem like women love annual gift giving bonanzas: birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Secretaries Day; but actually they hate them. When women are told they might be getting a gift, their over-stimulated muffin-brains start cranking out the fantasies like they’re bailing water from a rice paper canoe. No matter what they get, it could have been bigger, better, and more expensive.

Am I loved enough if I get a new set of pots and pans? Am I loved enough if I get a week-long trip to a Day Spa? Am I loved enough if ten starving African children had to die to get this to me?

A man would never put his mother through that kind of torture.

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Comment by hugasqueakylioncubwithasquirtbowtietoytoday
2009-11-06 02:53:36 - IP Man-Hash: 0f8a4d004f09b

SBS deaths and injuries caused by men

London Marie Sherwood SBS injuries caused by her own father
Resulted in Londons death

Cameron Wilson. SBS injuries caused by his own father Craig Wilson resulted in infant son Camerons death.

McKynzee Goin
SBS injuries caused to her by her own father when she was an infant
Severe mental and physical damage to her now includes.
Brain damage, blind. painful seizures, can not walk, can not talk and can not swallow. Cerebal Palsy. Epilepsy. Hydrocephalous. Forever like a 5 week old.

Other cases of child abuse by males
Father ticked at not getting custody of his daughter throws his daughter Darcey Iris Freeman to her death from a bridge on the day he was given the chance to drive his daughter to her 1st day of school and he killed her before she ever started her 1st day of school. He threw her off the bridge while he had his young sons with him on the way to driving his daughter to her 1st day of school.

Comment by Ash
2009-11-06 03:01:20 - IP Man-Hash: 9f3acea691e89

Keep twisting shit, We all know damn well things like this wouldn’t happen if the family court system wasn’t paid to strip these fathers of their children by our very own federal government.

Fuck I’m brilliant, get rid of the feminist laws, and pointless deaths around the country by men and bitch’s would cease.

I’m sorry all, I have no clue why I didn’t think of that shit before.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-06 09:45:40 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

hug: And don’t forget to mention the thousands of delinquent kids being raised by single mothers. Now fuck off back to a feminist/misandrist site where you belong. Go plot our downfall, the sooner you try the better.

 
 
Comment by hugasqueakylioncubwithasquirtbowtietoytoday
2009-11-06 01:59:20 - IP Man-Hash: 0f8a4d004f09b

Its strange to see men saying women suck at raising there kids. When the same can be said for men who should not be trusted as fathers to there own children. A man kicks his 6 week old daughter McKynzee’s head in and shakes her your case of SBS that she is so damaged mentally and physically now. A man Craig Wilson, 28 shakes his infant son Cameron to death. A man puts his baby in the microwave. A man drops his little daughter Darcey Iris Freeman of a bridge to her death oh and the man who killed his baby daughter Nevaeh with physical injuries through molesting her. Men raping other mens daughters and then kiling them after the raping, men starting wars where women and children and men all die take world war 2 for example. It was all Hitlers idea of course.
And Hitler was a mommys boy 2 but his mom had died before he started up world war 2!

Comment by Ash
2009-11-06 02:33:00 - IP Man-Hash: 9f3acea691e89

Wasn’t it men who stopped Hitler?…I didn’t see any bitch’s out on the beaches on D-Day.

Look at that shit I’m good at history too.

 
Comment by Icepop
2009-11-06 04:59:27 - IP Man-Hash: d124779a591af

And then of course, there are the 150 court cases on LI, NY alone where drunken Mothers have been driving intoxicated and then killed or injured their children or other children. One was a nurse !

And you say that men are fucked up LionCub ? Fuck off you stupid whore.

 
Comment by Harry
2009-11-06 09:39:07 - IP Man-Hash: 7e922a00473bb

hug: funny how you have all the info on male crimes and not female isn’t it. Not in the least biased are you.

 
 
Comment by brian
2009-05-10 19:20:08 - IP Man-Hash: 32c14eb38cf77

as much as I agree with the stupidity of giving women present’s for doing what they are supposed to be doing, i.e. raising the goddamned children, woodrow wilson made mother’s day official in U.S. in 1914.

just an fyi.

Comment by Abi
2009-05-10 22:58:46 - IP Man-Hash: 89e5c2b9e3445

Nah, it’s just a day to show appreciation. Just like Christmas, Mother’s Day has become extremely commercialized, hence all the jewelry adds we see on TV come May. I don’t give gifts to my parents, but instead cook really nice meals for them. It’s just a kind gesture to say “Thanks for doing a great job!” It’s cheap AND highly appreciated.

 
 
Comment by Brianna
2008-11-28 19:56:08 - IP Man-Hash: 09caad91aa68d

My mother is both that and my best female friend. She was quite touched when I told her that because though my dad has been there from the start as well, mom was the one who wiped the shit off my ass :P

 
Comment by Kriss
2008-10-07 05:11:17 - IP Man-Hash: b026576c31970

Fucking right on, Dick. Just another great example of how woman are materialistic whores. The fact that you pushed a hard working man out of your vagina who’s going to contribute to society 10 times more then you ever could (besides the fact you pushed a man out of your vagina…) should be a good enough gift to last you the rest of your days.

 
Comment by kalel
2008-09-27 13:09:53 - IP Man-Hash: 8af82d5f29d8f

mother’s day is a total waste of time and moneys.

Comment by John_Petrucci
2008-09-27 15:29:44 - IP Man-Hash: 05de0fd3c213a

lol, “moneys”
And they say ALL guys are smart…
Sheesh. XD!

Comment by Neosporin
2008-12-18 16:52:22 - IP Man-Hash: 7f34f5354c0c1

mon⋅ies   /ˈmʌniz/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [muhn-eez] Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun a pl. of money.

10. moneys or monies, Chiefly Law. pecuniary sums.

I put this up mainly because even when women think they have a valid point, they don’t. Apparently all guys are smart, and girls just are too ignorant and love to play with emotes to research something before arguing it.

Menarebetterthanwomen.

 
 
 
Comment by anonymous
2008-09-27 12:14:42 - IP Man-Hash: 5defb05bfcece

maybe the reason you hate your mom so much is that you’re 40+ years old and still living with her? I imagine it’s tough trying to get by on a Chevron salary and masturbating in your room while you listen to her soap opera’s in the back ground probably gets a little frustrating. Hang in there!

Comment by Akki
2009-05-08 07:30:18 - IP Man-Hash: ebbc821c00371

Yep!! The alternative is getting married to a cheating career cunt and getting divorced in a feminazi court where the cunt can rob him to the fullest. Thereby living as a homeless beggar with millions of dollar in debt for not paying child support whereas the bitch continue to live in his house with a new drug dealer.
I think I will take the life u mentioned any day of the week.

 
 
Comment by KristinM
2008-06-14 19:25:03 - IP Man-Hash: 8a37b6454e781

Mhmm, then why are mother’s so important in another article?

I’m sorry for your loss…. Whoever busted your balls.

 
Comment by Dr Howard
2008-05-31 15:42:16 - IP Man-Hash: b269f27859d10

What about the crazy psycotic moms who kill thier babies , Leave them in dumpsters , Shake them to death. you would NEVER see a dad do that. WHAT ABOUT WOMEN GETTING ABORTIONS ? what about women getting abortions behind mens backs ?

Women make horrible parents. And PLEASE GOD spare me the ” omg its so hard to raise a kid you have no idea what its like ” , the only reason women over exaggerate this claim of raising children , Is becuase they’re mentally unstable psycotic whores who cannot organize anything. women are always late , always complain about everything. Im sick of it

Men are better than women. End of story , Clair go subsrcibe to some brad pitt website or something.

Comment by hugasqueakylioncubwithasquirtbowtietoytoday
2009-11-06 02:23:12 - IP Man-Hash: 0f8a4d004f09b

Its strange to see this man or men saying women suck at raising there kids. When the same can be said for men who should not be trusted as fathers to there own children. A man kicks his 6 week old daughter McKynzee’s head in and shakes her your case of SBS that she is so damaged mentally and physically now she suffers so much because of her retarded father. A man Craig Wilson, 28 shakes his infant son Cameron to death. A man puts his baby in the microwave. A man drops his little daughter Darcey Iris Freeman of a bridge to her death oh and the man who killed his baby daughter Nevaeh with physical injuries through molesting her. Men raping other mens daughters and then kiling them after the raping, men starting wars where women and children and men all die take world war 2 for example. It was all Hitlers idea of course.
And Hitler was a mommys boy 2 but his mom had died before he started up world war 2!

 
 
 
Comment by Dr Howard
2008-05-31 15:40:02 - IP Man-Hash: b269f27859d10

Clair said:

Mothers are so special. You can only have one. It’s awful the way you talk about them. And that was an expression dumb ass to highlight that you only get one mother.

Its easy to forget to cherish her and lavish her with the attention and respect she deserves so this day is a good reminder and a chance for those who forget.

why do women need to be such filthy whores ? with filthy rich bullshit ? Why are you so in love with materialistic things.. YOu said

” Lavish her with attention ”

WHat the fuck is wrong with you cunt ? Shut your stupid fucking mouth.

Maybe you can lavish my cock in your mouth. Men are better than women.

Comment by oh man
2009-03-03 02:53:13 - IP Man-Hash: 77f00cac54485

I know this post is old but if you want to know a little more about mothers a song called “mother” on the Pink Floyd album “The Wall” explains it pretty well.

Basically a story about how a mother turns her son into an antisocial guy that cuts himself off from everyone and ends up with serious emotional issues as a result.

You go girls

Comment by studioline
2009-03-03 05:21:31 - IP Man-Hash: 401e06689f0a8

I just have watched few minutes of an episode of soap opera in which tere is an ugly women chased by 2 handsome men nad she has 10 yo son, who instead of playing with toys behaves like another wuss boyfriedn, who pays undevided attention to his moter and her emotional problems (being totally incompetent towrts men).

So it’s basicly every “whoman” dram come true. Especially the son motive, who will never leave her.

Women molest sons very often like this without admiting it in the first place. They do everything they can to make their sons fail with women, by making sure sons grow up as nice.

This way a man fails and the mother is the only woman in his life.

But no one ever adresses it as a pathology. Women would not like it.

 
 
 
Comment by Me too
2008-04-30 10:09:22 - IP Man-Hash: 094780dc7e843

My mom is a total bitch, and I’m glad I found this site as a reason not to celebrate Mother’s Day. Not in the abusive or left-me-alone-to-die sort of way, but in the way where she manipulates you and plays mind games day after day and is so fucking happy with herself and her lonely, animal-obsessed life. Seriously, she is such a cunt. She’s one of those moms that wants to be your friend, mainly because she can’t make friends on her own, and when you grow up, you realize what a fucking infant she is and now that she’s retired all she does is sit around and figure out how to get people to do shit for her. God, I hate her….man, do I feel better now.

 
Comment by jarbrain
2008-04-17 16:28:54 - IP Man-Hash: 062703d978411

kristina said:

No offense Savant, and I know that this will not matter to any of you, especially since I am a woman, but I do think it’s important to at least tell our parent’s that we care for them, well, if the parents were the kind to care for you in any case. But really, I take great joy in letting my mother or father know how much I appreciate them, especially if it means taking aside an entire day just for them. They did, after all, put up with us as children.
After all, they take a day to think about us(i.e.birthdays).

Or maybe I’m one of the few who have good parents?
Toby Kieth: How Do You Like Me Now

This post is kinda stale. Do you think there’s any hope that life has raped this chick’s eye socket yet?
Give it time.

 
Comment by Ashley
2008-04-10 01:26:35 - IP Man-Hash: b28738d5fc67a

I LOVE THIS SITE.

Seriously. Best thing I’ve seen all day.

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-23 21:25:51 - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6

Gloinblin said:

and you only get 2 fathers bitch?
everyone has one father and one mother.There is nothing special about that

You’re being unnecessarily mean. This thing was about Mothers, so I talked about Mothers. When dicko writes something about Fathers like this, then I’ll write the same thing.

Gloinblin said:

Why would we believe that? that’s absurd

You’re the one thats said…

Gloinblin said:

a thousand children? now that is just impossible.
Women make terrible example givers.
Men are better than women

That translates to you believe fathers are better because they set better examples and they are just plain better – cause they are men.

 
Comment by Gloinblin
2007-11-23 20:57:42 - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c

Clair said:

Gloinblin said:
a thousand children? now that is just impossible.
Women make terrible example givers.
Men are better than women

Do you believe your mother is better then you father? Honestly? Does anyone here believe that?

Why would we believe that? that’s absurd

 
Comment by Gloinblin
2007-11-23 20:56:23 - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c

Clair said:

Mothers are so special. You can only have one. It’s awful the way you talk about them. And that was an expression dumb ass to highlight that you only get one mother.

Its easy to forget to cherish her and lavish her with the attention and respect she deserves so this day is a good reminder and a chance for those who forget.

and you only get 2 fathers bitch?
everyone has one father and one mother.There is nothing special about that

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-22 22:19:21 - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6

Gloinblin said:
a thousand children? now that is just impossible.
Women make terrible example givers.
Men are better than women

Do you believe your mother is better then you father? Honestly? Does anyone here believe that?

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-22 19:59:34 - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6

Mothers are so special. You can only have one. It’s awful the way you talk about them. And that was an expression dumb ass to highlight that you only get one mother.

Its easy to forget to cherish her and lavish her with the attention and respect she deserves so this day is a good reminder and a chance for those who forget.

 
Comment by Gloinblin
2007-11-22 19:54:49 - IP Man-Hash: 191242b12610c

Clair said:

Mothers are special, a mother can have a thousand children, but those thousand children can only have one mother.

a thousand children? now that is just impossible.
Women make terrible example givers.
Men are better than women

 
Comment by Clair
2007-11-22 19:43:59 - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6

A gift though, is just icing on the cake. That’s why I will always get my mother a gift on that day.

 

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