Kevin Federline: Man Hero
Today, October 1st, marks a great day for men and for justice. We can all give a manly nod and a manly point to the courts today, as they have just awarded Kevin Federline rightful custody over his children.
This is unlike the day on which Joey Buttafuoco was sent to prison. That was a sad day.
Today, the system works.
The law is heavily biased against men. Women don’t understand liability or intent — or anything for that matter. I was once asked by a woman why those plastic balls gerbils run around in have holes in them.
“Why do you have holes in you?” I asked. Her answer was unsatisfactory.
The law is lenient on women for the same reason it’s lenient on horses. Neither can think like a man.
Kevin Federline has a proven track record not only as a parent, but also as a musician, a lady’s man, a professional wrestler, and a humorist. Remember that Superbowl commercial where he was working in a fast food drive thru? That commercial was hilarious.
And it was also poignant. If a man looses his trailer-trash, pop-diva, Cesarean-scared “sugar mama”, he’s forced into a life of menial labor. Women who fail to please their meal tickets are forced to blow ten grand that isn’t theirs anyway on a legal dispute that can only help them — help them shove that ten grand up your ass, that is.
Today, the California Superior Court decided that Britney Spears is an unfit mother. That could be because she’s shown a “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol,” or it could be because she refused to take random, court-ordered drug tests. Whenever I refuse to take a drug test, it’s because I’m on so many drugs I can barely fucking walk, let alone take a drug test after driving to the store without a seatbelt on and with my toddler sitting on my lap. It could be because of her hit and run, her insane head shaving, her flabby come-back special on MTV, or any of that other shit, but it’s not. Britney Spears was declared an unfit mother because she’s a woman.
At the age of 14, Hitler was raised by a single mother. Think about that. Then, thank Judge Scott M. Gordon and the California Supreme Court.
Justice isn’t blind or sleeping today.
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November 13th, 2007 at 8:14 am - IP Man-Hash: 49c2078a44a9b
The french did not surrender so much as say ‘we don’t want your rubbish over here’
November 13th, 2007 at 9:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Honestly? I watch married with children re-runs sometimes, and Al Bundy never shuts up about how cowardly the French are. More so, what I learn about American culture I learn from the media, namely American T.V shows. The French always are brought up as cowardly. I know it’s a stereo-ype and I’m sorry if Americans were offended, but I’ve only met 1 American in my life, so everything I learn about American ideologies is derived from the media and sociology studies.
December 9th, 2007 at 3:54 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
Oh my god, you people are fucking retarded! I said that 1 million Frenchmen died in 1 BATTLE, not in the whole war. The total number of French casualties in World War I was ten times greater than that.
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 3:59 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
They lost millions in the Franco-Prussian war, then other millions in World War I, all in the space of 70 years. So yes, by World War II they were fed up of seeing their young men get blown to pieces so they surrendered without a fight. Compare this to your country who pulled off from Vietnam after only 50 000 casualties and despite the fact that your civilian population, unlike French civilian population in the Franco-Prussian was as well as World War I, were not being bombed daily by the enemies. So don’t ever call the French cowards, you ignorant American hillbilly, because they showed far more mettle than you Americans ever have.
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 4:10 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
Many of the guys freaked out here because I pointed out that not all men who screw other men are fairies. In fact, in the ancient and medieval worlds most of the most masculine men were bisexuals who would be regarded as gay nowadays(Alex the Great, Richard the Lionhearted, Julius Caesar, etc. To American guys it is inconceivable that a guy can be homo/bisexual wi6thout being a flamming queen. Granted, the modern exclusive male homosexual in modern Europe and U.S is an effeminate, but this did not always hold true.
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 4:19 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
The ancient Greeks and Romans regarded Northern Europeans in the same way that you Northen Europeans regarded Africans in the 118th and 9th Century: as savages. And just like you Americans of Nothern European descent made ape jokes about negroes in the 19th Century, the Greeks and Romans made ape jokes about you guys. Didn”t you get the memo? And none of the modern technology would be possible without the early technology built by the Greeks and Romans and the principles of arithmetic discovered by the Egyptians, algebra by Arabs and geometry and trigonometry by the greeks, so don’t feel so proud because the scientific achievements of Notrthern Europeans go back only 200 years since the industrial revolution.
P Coderch
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 4:24 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
Al Bundy is charicature of the heterosexual American male which holds true: obsessed with sports, anti-intellectual(dumb and proud of it), economically failed(low-brow, blue-collar job) and socially failed(completley dominated and humiliated by the wife, who uses her superior female manipulative and verbal skills to leech off his money and get him to do what she wants).
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 4:48 am - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Coderch the US lost 50,00 in ten years. Not 27,000 like France did on the first day of WW1. I’ve already explained to your dumbass nobody wanted us in Vietnam. As far as being a hillbilly…
You have no idea of my upbringing. I do know a thing about you. You sir admitted to making out with another man. So your a cockfag.
December 9th, 2007 at 10:19 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
My point exactly, you idiot. The French lost 200 times more soldiers in World War I than Americans did in Vietnam, and yet they didn’t surrender unlike Americans. So answer my question, dumbass: who were manlier? Answer: not Americans. You are one stupid fuck. You agree with me and then think that you’re right. LOL!
And I did make out with a boy at party once, and no I’m not a “fag”(nice choice of word by the way, you piece of shit homophobe). I have no desire to fuck a guy or have a relationship with a guy. I’m just not uptight aboutt his kind of shit like you are.
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 10:27 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
This dude “Mike” is one fucking moron. He posts agreeing with me that the French lost far more soldiers in World War I than Americans did in Vietnam without surrendering unlike the Americans, and yet he still says that the French surrender easier than Americans. Can you people believe this imbecile? How can someone be so fucking stupid is beyond me. But then, I have come to expect this kind of shit from ignorant, drunken, provincial, piece of trailer trash American hillbillies who know nothing about the World becasue they never left their trailer in the western Appalachians.
P Coderch
December 9th, 2007 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I don’t think u needed to bring the fact that he was American into it.
December 9th, 2007 at 11:29 am - IP Man-Hash: e24370fe2bb3c
Well, Britney Spears is a loon.
The more the spotlight is shone on her, the crazier she gets.
But it’s not just because she’s a woman, it’s because if just wanted to go to a McDonalds, but can’t even get out of your driveway because the paprazzi is swarming you, wouldn’t that drive you a little crazy?
Also, I think that she has post-partom depression.
Hitler was a sick man, he was an insane man no matter who his parents were.
December 9th, 2007 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 6db06b2e65288
To be honest I actually drifted off MBTW a while back because of the constant American flag waving and utter lack of respect for any other country, culture. or ideology. The blind nationalism was almost reminiscent of militant feminism.
Anyway, lets lighten the atmosphere with a history lesson on the 2nd world war and empire building and courtesy of stand up Eddie Izzard in San Francisco.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:41 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
Yes I did, because this kind of ufanistic pro-American comments that put the U.S in a pedestal and insults other countries is done only by Americans, and usually Americans who are hillbilly, trailer trash and uneducated. So saying that he is American was material to the insult.
Also, he called me a cock hound even though I have never sucked a cock in my life. Apparently, me kissing a boy at a party is equivalent to sucking cock in his ” mind”.
P Coderch
December 10th, 2007 at 5:44 am - IP Man-Hash: f8941f9270a63
Hitler was a greeat man. Check my comments on that thread for the reasons I believe so.
P Coderch
P.S: 95% of German women voted for him, which proves that even the intellectually inferior female can have her moment of lucidity.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
I still don’t think you shoulda mentioned his country..Im not american. but i dont like to bring ppls country into it. that just sorta takes it to a new level..but im not the one ur angry at, and im not u. Still i had to throw my 2 cents in anyway…ok dollar in :P I think it is wrong to bring nationality and ethnicity into things.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:37 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
YOU’RE LIKE ME!!! I dont think he was a good ma, by no means. But his accomplishments are phenomenal. I mean hobo to dictator? Granted he went mental, he did f’n sick things, but his talents and accomplishments I’m in awe over.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 7212c3fdf5ab3
Clair, everyone knows Hitler was smart and had amazing accomplishments. Coderch is saying that those accomplishments were great, as in somehow beneficial to the world, being a good man. You have to be an idiot and an asshole to believe this. Trying to take over the world in an authoritarian style of leadership, and killing millions of innocent people (not just Jews, everyone who died in WW2, it was his doing). Hitler believed in the master race, like the KKK. So we can safely assume that Coderch agrees with the KKK.
May 13th, 2008 at 6:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
k-fed is a man whore
May 13th, 2008 at 6:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 9663ba2cde1bd
No, k-fed is playing a woman’s game by her rules and WINNING.
It’s called adaptation and much like women whining about paying alimony to a man, women don’t like it when EQUALITY is actually enforced.
BTW, women who ask for child support are woman whores.
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