Not On Fire? Thank A Man.
Lady firemen are scum.
Not scum in the way that pedophiles are scum. And not scum in the way that Crystal Gail Mangum, who falsely accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape, is scum. But scum in the way a man would be if he tried to flush his newborn baby down the toilet because he didn’t want to tell his parents or the father about it.
Lady firemen endanger your life.
Fire stations are like golf courses and conversations, women should stay the fuck out of them because they have nothing to add.
Firemen spend 100% of their time being awesome. They train, they prepare, they save lives — they also nail tons of chicks. Lady firemen spend their time doing half their work and lobbying for separate changing facilities.
When fires are burning the fuck out of everything, lady firemen are worried everyone is getting a free look at their tits. Firemen get the cream of the crop when it comes to women. Some soot and a pair of big rubber pants looks like ten million dollars to women. The last thing firemen want to see is the sour milk of some troll with an eighth of a Y-chromosome floating around in her flotsam.
What a joke.
In 2002, a federal jury awarded over $300,000 to lady-firemen Wedow and Kline because they didn’t want to change or shower in front of a bunch of guys who had just saved lives. If one of those two women had been in that famous World War II parade kiss, they would have sued Life magazine.
In 2006, a federal court declared that fire stations must provide appropriate, sanitary, and private facilities in their fire halls for lady firemen. Sanitary? Some women think oral sex is “gross”. If we’re going by women’s definition of “sanitary”, every fire station needs to look like like the Ritz Carlton. I sure hope California doesn’t need any more airtankers to drop water on the richest real estate in the world. Lady firemen need a mint on their pillow.
And $300,000 in “boo-hoo” money.
For every lady-fireman there is, there’s a man who didn’t get that job. Statistics can be a bitch. Sometimes they don’t matter until you’re the 0.00001% who’s unconscious on your burning toilet in the hands of a woman who isn’t strong enough to lift a pair of men’s issue, fire-retardant pants.
For every ten lady firemen there are, there’s a lady fireman bathroom and a lady fireman changing room — and there’s a hundred arguments about how the state needs to pay for nine more.
“The female locker room bathroom is me, because I’m the only one,” said Bors [a lady fireman]. “To have my own shower is really nice.”
You know what else would be nice? Saving lives. Here’s what the fire chief had to say about it.
“Our funding comes from taxes and we’re not going to raise taxes,” said Capt. Mark Dill of the Piedmont Park Fire Department. “We’re going to have to incorporate that into a budget and come up with a future plan.”
If your house burns down because some woman couldn’t handle a hose properly, that money comes from somewhere. No woman can handle a hose properly, by the way. If you’re not mindful of a woman stricken with sexual mania, she’ll break your dick in half in two strokes. Ask a fireman. He’ll agree with me.
According to the Women in the Fire Service Group’s website, the second biggest issue for women in the fire service is “Hair and Grooming” standards. Unless you’re Rapunzel, and burning children can crawl down your hair to freedom, keep it cut while you’re on the tax payers’ dime. Keep your fucking mouth shut too.
To all women in the fire service: quit.
To all women in law: quit.
To all women in med school: quit.
To all women in the army: quit.
Quit being a problem.
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December 18th, 2007 at 9:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5acb8d5dc39dd
Where the fuck is Chris’s definition of a whore when you need one. Karen, go find it and tell us we are right.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
These bitches just never learn about the IP logging until it’s too late, do they? I wonder what excuse they’ll have for intertwining God’s will with their superficial emotional righteousness again - mayhap that eclipses of society book?
It’s a shame you suck so bad. You suck at lying, which wouldn’t be so bad if you never lied - and it would be tolerable if you lied all of the time, but had to rely on a genuine skill at deception rather than an automatic instinctual trust.
Fuck feminism and it’s disgusting brain-bleaching education system. Poor little cunts can’t take a little bit of criticism, even if it comes at the expense of an objective and unbiased education for all of the little boys and girls.
And you bitches actually have trouble determining why men hate you so much - you sincerely do. For now, let’s just say that your stupidity is frustrating to those around you, girly.
December 19th, 2007 at 9:23 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
You’re so full of shit. You should grab a box of exlax and get to eating now..
December 19th, 2007 at 9:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8e86de744d7eb
Go ask a woman for anything? It don’t work out. Women aren’t helpful and don’t listen. Just llike you don’t listen when the sign on the front door says “No women allowed.”
Talk about stupid!
women suck as people
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 58e7ca219cc33
As a women I can fuck all night long with a man or without one, can you say the same?
But if any of you think that women are not physically strong then lay on your back and fuck the shit out of some 250 lb beast lifting him off the bed until his short dick find the sweet spot.
Now this is the truth of it all.
Women should not be in the Fire service as front line Firefighters. they could be support people Drivers and such.
and last they could keep most of the fire chiefs happy buy sucking their dicks while they do the budget with the city Managers or Mayors. in this way the Firefighter could get big raises.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Is that how you get paid is it?
December 25th, 2007 at 5:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 58e7ca219cc33
Yes every drip of cum that comes out of my mouth is deducted from my pay.
December 25th, 2007 at 10:14 am - IP Man-Hash: f20922f69272c
Wow, what a slut. YOu give women a bad name! By the way, it is by, not buy.
December 25th, 2007 at 1:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a
Did I miss something or aren’t both genders capable of masturbation?
Dumbshit.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f
Women know dumb throw.. Throw the turth at them and watch them miss it.
December 28th, 2007 at 11:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063
Thats just stupid. If women want to be Firemen, then be a fireman and take a shower with the guys and dress with the guys, just like you save lives with the guys. That is absolutley fucking rediculous.
The only parts I don’t agree with are that women in Medical School and in Law School should persue what it is they wan’t to persue. When I am old enough, my goal is to go to Medical School at The University of Pittsburgh, because I have seen what a woman doctor can do. A woman doctor saved my father when he had a stroke.
But for the most part, Dick, you’re pretty much hit right on the spot.
-Ginny.
December 29th, 2007 at 1:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
Why the fuck do you put a non-existing myspace page as your website URL?
December 29th, 2007 at 4:17 am - IP Man-Hash: d9438fe1c6108
Nope.
But then again, like most men, I’ve got a job and can’t afford the luxury of pleasuring myself (or my girlfriend) all night long. I need to sleep, because in the morning I work.
Thanks for proving everything — but everything — that Dick says about women.
-wolfe
February 28th, 2008 at 2:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0
I heard this was the site for all the bitter male exes to come to. Now I know for sure it is! haha! U pigs need to get over yourselves! hahaha
February 28th, 2008 at 2:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0
If you think that her saying she can “fuck all night long” actually proves what the nimrod of this site says, then you will follow anything that any guy says. therefore you dont have a mind of your own! Thanks for proving that!
February 28th, 2008 at 2:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0
cuz he’s a pig and doesnt wanna own up to his bitchass ways!
February 28th, 2008 at 2:38 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0
you’re definitely missing the whole thing completely dude. You must be way off your rocker.
February 28th, 2008 at 2:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0
No, it’s actually been proven that women HAVE STRONGER LEGS than MEN! Are you that stupid? Look it up for yourself you follower of Satan!
February 28th, 2008 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0
This site pretty much proves this guy “Dick” is a whore! Haha! Stop selling yourself. Get a brain with that money you made bending over, asswipe!
February 28th, 2008 at 2:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28
Ha ha. No.
We are always right. You are always wrong - that is why you must visit our site.
If you’re so butthurt over getting smacked around so often, perhaps you should make like a good dinner and be hot and quiet.