Not On Fire? Thank A Man.

Lady firemen are scum.

Not scum in the way that pedophiles are scum. And not scum in the way that Crystal Gail Mangum, who falsely accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape, is scum. But scum in the way a man would be if he tried to flush his newborn baby down the toilet because he didn’t want to tell his parents or the father about it.

Lady firemen endanger your life.

Fire stations are like golf courses and conversations, women should stay the fuck out of them because they have nothing to add.

Firemen spend 100% of their time being awesome. They train, they prepare, they save lives — they also nail tons of chicks. Lady firemen spend their time doing half their work and lobbying for separate changing facilities.

When fires are burning the fuck out of everything, lady firemen are worried everyone is getting a free look at their tits. Firemen get the cream of the crop when it comes to women. Some soot and a pair of big rubber pants looks like ten million dollars to women. The last thing firemen want to see is the sour milk of some troll with an eighth of a Y-chromosome floating around in her flotsam.

What a joke.

In 2002, a federal jury awarded over $300,000 to lady-firemen Wedow and Kline because they didn’t want to change or shower in front of a bunch of guys who had just saved lives. If one of those two women had been in that famous World War II parade kiss, they would have sued Life magazine.

In 2006, a federal court declared that fire stations must provide appropriate, sanitary, and private facilities in their fire halls for lady firemen. Sanitary? Some women think oral sex is “gross”. If we’re going by women’s definition of “sanitary”, every fire station needs to look like like the Ritz Carlton. I sure hope California doesn’t need any more airtankers to drop water on the richest real estate in the world. Lady firemen need a mint on their pillow.

And $300,000 in “boo-hoo” money.

For every lady-fireman there is, there’s a man who didn’t get that job. Statistics can be a bitch. Sometimes they don’t matter until you’re the 0.00001% who’s unconscious on your burning toilet in the hands of a woman who isn’t strong enough to lift a pair of men’s issue, fire-retardant pants.

For every ten lady firemen there are, there’s a lady fireman bathroom and a lady fireman changing room — and there’s a hundred arguments about how the state needs to pay for nine more.

“The female locker room bathroom is me, because I’m the only one,” said Bors [a lady fireman]. “To have my own shower is really nice.”

You know what else would be nice? Saving lives. Here’s what the fire chief had to say about it.

“Our funding comes from taxes and we’re not going to raise taxes,” said Capt. Mark Dill of the Piedmont Park Fire Department. “We’re going to have to incorporate that into a budget and come up with a future plan.”

If your house burns down because some woman couldn’t handle a hose properly, that money comes from somewhere. No woman can handle a hose properly, by the way. If you’re not mindful of a woman stricken with sexual mania, she’ll break your dick in half in two strokes. Ask a fireman. He’ll agree with me.

According to the Women in the Fire Service Group’s website, the second biggest issue for women in the fire service is “Hair and Grooming” standards. Unless you’re Rapunzel, and burning children can crawl down your hair to freedom, keep it cut while you’re on the tax payers’ dime. Keep your fucking mouth shut too.

To all women in the fire service: quit.
To all women in law: quit.
To all women in med school: quit.
To all women in the army: quit.

Quit being a problem.

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Comment by Harry
2009-09-03 15:26:34 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

I spoke to a fireman here in the Uk some time back about female firefighters, needless to say he was unimpressed. Here is another clear example of how ‘equality’ has forced them into the workplace, then made allowances for their inadequacies

Comment by usemenonly
2009-09-03 16:47:16 - IP Man-Hash: d8fb152600116

There are no inadequacies in women firefighters. One random
man from the U.K spewing his mouth off about female firefighters is SUCH a lame generalization.

Comment by Watcher
2009-09-03 17:45:48 - IP Man-Hash: dc2258566578b

Actually, MANY fire fighters feel that way, not all, but many. The US fire fighters have their own news groups, I suggest you go there a check-out what real fire fighters have to say.

Comment by Harry
2009-09-28 01:06:39 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

use: Someone might just aswell put a blindfold on you, you won’t see anyway. Don’t forget the female matra, I want I want I want, or just go baaa baaa. Ignorance is bliss.

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Comment by Harry
2009-09-28 01:07:58 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

watcher: The ones that don’t still feel sorry for women and are just giving them a pass as usual.

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Comment by Andy
2009-08-18 14:33:48 - IP Man-Hash: df008509737aa

I’m new to this site, but holy shit everything I’ve read here is true. I recently enlisted in the Army, and after getting my MOS found that I’m going to Fort Jackson for basic.

Everyone calls it “relaxin’ Jackson.” I asked why and was told “because it’s co-ed”

So now I’m kinda pissed, I wish I took a different MOS, but I didn’t, and because of that I wont be pushed as hard, trained to be as effectively, or become as fit as I should all because Fort Jackson has to accommodate the women who want to play soldier.

Sure, there are some exceptions out there, but all of those women score on the men’s charts.

Comment by Harry
2009-09-03 15:31:56 - IP Man-Hash: 3d8f0a9a7e742

Andy, just think yourself lucky you won’t have to fight shoulder to shoulder with them, that day comes you’re fucked. Hope you’re female orientated training doesn’t prove costly in your service. Sorry to be blunt mate but this is a serious concern as the US forces and allies are currently active in the world.

 
 
Comment by Phil
2008-08-30 12:24:13 - IP Man-Hash: 78ae4965e7380

It’s become a woman’s world. Here’s another site that’s trying to end the feminization of men. http://www.realmanmag.com

 
Comment by Doubt
2008-02-28 02:55:30 - IP Man-Hash: 4b8494f25ae28

Ha ha. No.
We are always right. You are always wrong – that is why you must visit our site.
If you’re so butthurt over getting smacked around so often, perhaps you should make like a good dinner and be hot and quiet.

 
Comment by Karl
2008-02-28 02:41:56 - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0

This site pretty much proves this guy “Dick” is a whore! Haha! Stop selling yourself. Get a brain with that money you made bending over, asswipe!

 
Comment by Karl
2008-02-28 02:39:56 - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0

Buddha said:

<a href=”#comment-177068″ title=”View the original
I happen to persue some manly interests, such as imagining fight scenes in public places, saving money, eating pork, and playing basketball. Also, women have stronger legs than men, and can run, hike, surf, snowboard better than men. Also, big doesn’t equal everything. Jokeys have to be small. But how physically strong you are doesn’t matter. And men like you are the most thickheaded fucks there are. I mean equality here, not dominance. By the way, stop steryotyping. It’s rather stupid.

This may be the most incorrect and

He’sDick,andHe’sADick said:

Ok, I seriously wonder what business you have assuming every woman sells herself, is stupid and weak, wastes your time, and is all feminine and anti-motorcycle and such. Do you have any evidence? Yes, some women are rather stupid, I admit. But you have no right to say that every single woman in the world(51% of the population) is stupid. I happen to persue some manly interests, such as imagining fight scenes in public places, saving money, eating pork, and playing basketball. Also, women have stronger legs than men, and can run, hike, surf, snowboard better than men. Also, big doesn’t equal everything. Jokeys have to be small. But how physically strong you are doesn’t matter. And men like you are the most thickheaded fucks there are. I mean equality here, not dominance. By the way, stop steryotyping. It’s rather stupid.

Just about every statement you made there is incorrect.

For instance: ” women have stronger legs than men” – Go to any gym and you will see otherwise. Or better yet look up power-lifting records of the squat for men, then women. Actually don’t bother, you’re obviously incapable of learning.

No, it’s actually been proven that women HAVE STRONGER LEGS than MEN! Are you that stupid? Look it up for yourself you follower of Satan!

Comment by Absintheminded
2009-09-21 23:13:39 - IP Man-Hash: f3dbfbf21b4d6

No.

Male hypertrophy for muscles is significantly higher.
Male soleus and gastrocnemius muscles are more accustomed to carrying a heavier load.
Male quadriceps, sartorius, hamstrings and abductor/adductor muscles have a longer lever arm, and are simply bigger.

Muscle strength is directly tied to:
-Muscle Fiber Number
-Lever Arm Length
-Muscle Fiber Size
-Lever Arm range of travel.

All of these are superior in the male. Yes, men have longers legs. Yes a male’s legs is a greater % of their height than women. Women only appear “leggier” due to fat depositions on the greater trochanter, making the upper thighs appear longer and slimmer, while the flaring makes the hips appear wider.

So no. Failure at anatomy and biomechanics.

 
 
Comment by Karl
2008-02-28 02:38:53 - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0

Billy said:

Women know dumb throw.. Throw the turth at them and watch them miss it.

you’re definitely missing the whole thing completely dude. You must be way off your rocker.

 
Comment by Karl
2008-02-28 02:37:54 - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0

MansVoice said:

Why the fuck do you put a non-existing myspace page as your website URL?

cuz he’s a pig and doesnt wanna own up to his bitchass ways!

 
Comment by Karl
2008-02-28 02:37:11 - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0

Wolfe said:

LadyFireman said:

As a women I can fuck all night long with a man or without one, can you say the same?

Nope.

But then again, like most men, I’ve got a job and can’t afford the luxury of pleasuring myself (or my girlfriend) all night long. I need to sleep, because in the morning I work.

Thanks for proving everything — but everything — that Dick says about women.

-wolfe

If you think that her saying she can “fuck all night long” actually proves what the nimrod of this site says, then you will follow anything that any guy says. therefore you dont have a mind of your own! Thanks for proving that!

 
Comment by Karl
2008-02-28 02:34:57 - IP Man-Hash: 1ae50051acfc0

I heard this was the site for all the bitter male exes to come to. Now I know for sure it is! haha! U pigs need to get over yourselves! hahaha

 
Comment by Wolfe
2007-12-29 04:17:04 - IP Man-Hash: d9438fe1c6108

LadyFireman said:

As a women I can fuck all night long with a man or without one, can you say the same?

Nope.

But then again, like most men, I’ve got a job and can’t afford the luxury of pleasuring myself (or my girlfriend) all night long. I need to sleep, because in the morning I work.

Thanks for proving everything — but everything — that Dick says about women.

-wolfe

 
Comment by MansVoice
2007-12-29 01:42:21 - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f

Why the fuck do you put a non-existing myspace page as your website URL?

 
Comment by Gingersnap
2007-12-28 23:53:48 - IP Man-Hash: 1ace054919063

Thats just stupid. If women want to be Firemen, then be a fireman and take a shower with the guys and dress with the guys, just like you save lives with the guys. That is absolutley fucking rediculous.

The only parts I don’t agree with are that women in Medical School and in Law School should persue what it is they wan’t to persue. When I am old enough, my goal is to go to Medical School at The University of Pittsburgh, because I have seen what a woman doctor can do. A woman doctor saved my father when he had a stroke.

But for the most part, Dick, you’re pretty much hit right on the spot.

-Ginny.

 
Comment by Billy
2007-12-25 23:53:51 - IP Man-Hash: 44e6eae08303f

Women know dumb throw.. Throw the turth at them and watch them miss it.

 
Comment by son of the suns
2007-12-25 13:43:35 - IP Man-Hash: 6ec6c2ab6784a

LadyFireman said:

As a women I can fuck all night long with a man or without one, can you say the same?

But if any of you think that women are not physically strong then lay on your back and fuck the shit out of some 250 lb beast lifting him off the bed until his short dick find the sweet spot.
Now this is the truth of it all.
Women should not be in the Fire service as front line Firefighters. they could be support people Drivers and such.
and last they could keep most of the fire chiefs happy buy sucking their dicks while they do the budget with the city Managers or Mayors. in this way the Firefighter could get big raises.

Did I miss something or aren’t both genders capable of masturbation?

Dumbshit.

 
Comment by proudatheist
2007-12-25 10:14:07 - IP Man-Hash: f20922f69272c

LadyFireman said:

Yes every drip of cum that comes out of my mouth is deducted from my pay.

Wow, what a slut. YOu give women a bad name! By the way, it is by, not buy.

 
Comment by LadyFireman
2007-12-25 05:54:23 - IP Man-Hash: 58e7ca219cc33

Yes every drip of cum that comes out of my mouth is deducted from my pay.

 
Comment by Zardoz
2007-12-23 06:56:09 - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390

Is that how you get paid is it?

 
Comment by LadyFireman
2007-12-23 06:38:01 - IP Man-Hash: 58e7ca219cc33

As a women I can fuck all night long with a man or without one, can you say the same?

But if any of you think that women are not physically strong then lay on your back and fuck the shit out of some 250 lb beast lifting him off the bed until his short dick find the sweet spot.
Now this is the truth of it all.
Women should not be in the Fire service as front line Firefighters. they could be support people Drivers and such.
and last they could keep most of the fire chiefs happy buy sucking their dicks while they do the budget with the city Managers or Mayors. in this way the Firefighter could get big raises.