Obvious Penis Envy
If you want to experience the pain in the ass of a woman using your bathroom, just take a bucket of water and throw it all the fuck over the place. Then drag a wet towel all over your house.
What the fuck is women’s problem? How can they remember to close the curtain every single fucking time they take their clothes off, but not when it means turning my bathroom into Crocodile Mile.
Women are retarded at the bathroom, and much less good at it than men. We’re faster first of all. That’s not because of some bullshit like washing their hair either. It’s what I call the Gab Factor. Even when no one is around, women take frequent five minute breaks to think about what they’d like to be telling someone about themselves. It’s like practice for the Bitching Olympics. It’s also why women are millennia behind men when it comes to doing. We have more experience. Those five minute breaks add up.
Here’s some man food for thought. Women’s laissez faire attitude about the bathroom, combined with their lust for wine coolers and an excuse to act like whores has combined to equal one very disturbing new trend.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
I shit you not that this is absolutely true. I have seen it with my own eyes: the drunkest and most attractive of the destitute forging her way through the doors marked Men Only (sound familiar?) with a vapid and self-righteous smile plastered all over her face — knocking down barriers of a patriarchal society and scoring another point for feminism and against decency all at the same time.
Very disappointing ladies. How inappropriate.
If women had any backbone I would be worried about this turning into some kind of cultural shift; wherein men are now responsible for women’s difficulties with going to the bathroom in a timely fashion. Just like men are responsible for all of women’s other fucking difficulties. Men have to pay child support. What the fuck is that? It’s pretty much the same thing: horseshit. Women always have the option of spreading their legs and shutting their mouths. That way the money isn’t a handout.
Like I said, I would be worried, but every women I’ve seen pull this hijink will get right back to their own line with a simple, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing.” Which is exactly how to solve any altercation with a woman.
What the fuck do you think you’re doing.
There is no question mark. There should be no answer.
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Dick may have used the wrong financially oppressive example in his op-ed. He probably should have used a much more blatant and acrimonious example of male oppression – alimony. Gender equality is a sham. If it were not, women would demand alimony be stricken from the law books. Alimony is a pathetic, worn out, out of mode, old fashioned, old school, financially oppressive law that remains. Don’t give me that horse crap about equal pay for equal work. We live in a capitalistic society predicated on the idea people get paid for what they are WORTH to the company (skill set, accomplishments, etc), not gender. Women only use ‘gender’ as the measuring stick when it works to their advantage. When was the last time women protested because a woman received a more lenient sentence in a child molestation case of which she was proven to be wholly guilty? The hypocritical cat is out of the bag and there is no way to stuff that cat back into the bag. Get used to it. Gender equality? Right on; men are demanding it and women are scared to death it might finally happen. Women must learn, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
looool, if you don’t want to pay child support bbz then use protection or get it cut off. Also: funny about the girl who went into the guys bathroom, I’m pretty sure that’s a two way street! Srsly this site is really funny, I shall read on!
You cannot envy genitalia, this is a decline of intelligence in society right here…
Please leave 3rd grade.. :)
Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman… War is of the m e ad women that behave like them… Not all men do, because than, and as a human I am not wanting to go into my elf made genocide and world destruction.. Regardless of anything said we laugh it off, we survive, nothing can ruin self esteem or being a woman… Men create explosives, nuclear holocausts, graffiti filled poor neighborhoods, poor education..Nature gives freedom, joy, beauty, wisdom, peace and intelligence. Why is it everything man creates always has a catch? Sure I get medicine, but it costs and minorities have less luck, if capitalism had its way, only rich would have that luck… Yeah, all you have exploited is men and women that behave as you do….
You are the evidence of the decline of intelligence among women in western society.
The stupidity of this comment fucking amazes me. No, not because of how stupid the post was. You’re a female. Obviously you are going to be stupid. I’m just amazed that you were actually stupid enough to post such retarded crap.
Explosives? Nuclear holocausts? Bitch, these were created because badass men like ourselves realize just how much ass we can kick with things like explosives.
Imagine this for a minute: some badass movie (probably starring Jean Claude Van-Damme) with much ass-kicking and gunshots to the head and all of that jazz. Would it be nearly as awesome if it lacked such things like explosions? I think not.
Oh, and nature does have the power to do all of that shit, I agree… But men have the power to kick the shit out of nature and build a goddamn shopping mall. Go to the fucking shopping mall’s gun store and shoot some things. See if it doesn’t give you the man-rush you need to get rid of that stupid shit you just spewed out all over this website.
P.S. it’s sad when a 16-year-old such as myself can think a hell of a lot more clearly than some retarded bitch who’s probably much older than me. (though I never claimed that she should be able to think rationally… keep in mind she is a woman.)
“Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman…”
Keep in mind natural selection ≠ nature. Why is nature the woman? That makes absolutely no sense. First of all you are basing your argument on a false statement, by consequence falsifying the rest of the argument.
Please learn how to spell, at the end of a sentence is only a period, not 3, you do not start a sentence with and, this is basics.
“War is of the m e ad women”, what the hell are you talking about, this is basically unreadable.
I am pretty sure the person already left third grade a long time ago, he seems to be well educated or at least profited of his education.
Now or you are in 1st-2nd grade and have profited of your education, or you just wasted your country’s money.
Believe it or not, if capitalism had its way, not only the rich would have the luck, if you look up Fordism which was created by a smart man, the concept of giving a person more purchasing power (aka money) will allow them to spend more, therefore stimulate the economy and the tertiaire (services) sector.
Wow, a complete paragraph that went nooooo where. If women don’t have severe penis envy, why do they dress like men half the time and emulate men every chance they get? Lucy, you got some ’splainin’ to do. In fact, why do women (almost all women) fantasize about ‘cutting off’ some poor lad’s pecker? We don’t sit around fantasizing about lopping off your hooters or vaJJ. Face reality, it’s very refreshing.
You cannot envy genitalia…
Please leave 3rd grade.. :)
Natural selection is a mark you missed. And Nature is the woman… War is of the m e ad women that behave like them… Not all men do, because than, and as a human I am not wanting to go into my elf made genocide and world destruction.. Regardless of anything said we laugh it off, we survive, nothing can ruin self esteem or being a woman… Men create explosives, nuclear holocausts, graffiti filled poor neighborhoods, poor education..Nature gives freedom, joy, beauty, wisdom, peace and intelligence. Why is it everything man creates always has a catch? Sure I get medicine, but it costs and minorities have less luck, if capitalism had its way, only rich would have that luck… Yeah, all you have exploited ise are smarter and wiser and above this mentality.
Wait, wait wait wait!
The subject of women and their goings on in the bathroom? That alone is a whole website of material right there. Women are completely inept at the activity. I’ve learned from personal experience, that a woman sees NO fucking problem with leaving their synthetic chemicals, synthetic powders, glitter\ sparkle…..glue…sticks, surgical instruments, eye liner sticks with the black gunk all over it, used Kleenexes, used q tips, dirty wash cloths, dirty towels, vanity mirrors (Primary and secondary in a bathroom that already fucking has a HUGE one…), several combs, hair dryer, curling irons, cups crusted with toothpaste, nail polish (both opened, and spilled) hair spray, deodorant, spilled perfumes, and USED FUCKING TAMPONS!!!!! (to name a few), scattered all throughout a bathroom THAT ISN’T EVEN YOURS. I get up and flip on the light to this scene of indescribable putrescence, and suddenly, pissing my fucking pants sounds like the logical decision.
Women will justify this behaviour by saying
”Oh, we do it for you…”
Fuck you, and fuck that bullshit. You do it for yourself to make you feel like a high priced whore, (vs a cheap whore) and so that you can compete with the other whores at who can create the illusion of being a high priced whore better. If you want to do something for me, clean my house. Make me a fucking sandwich, or wake me up to a blowjob.
Its a shame you even need to be told.
YES!! Fucking PRICELESS!!
This man knows what he’s talking about.
My brother pees on the floor… haha
“damn get that pole out of your ass! ppl who feel the need to boast about how great they are, well, aren’t. cheers!”
Isn’t that feminism to a tee?
Yes, yes it is.
By the way, as a psychology student I feel I have the right to comment on the womb envy bullshit that people take so seriously. If you didn’t know (I’m speaking to women in particular because all men know this), womb envy was some crackpot theory devised by some mangina because the feminists were having a go at Freud for being “phallocentric”, the mangina , Carl Jung, came up with womb envy to get in their good books with a theory that places the blame on men.
So instead of women being envious of the penis, the man is apparently envious of the womb, and in their tiny little minds, they felt that had scored one for ‘equality’.
I have no idea why so many people take a cokehead’s (Freud) theory so seriously, and it seems a bit coincidental (not) that nearly every one of them is female.
WOMB ENVY?! whatever self hating piece of shit dyke lover thought that up was in fact a complete and total retard. i aint got no womb envy. I dominate wombs with my meaty staff of justice. God i hate bitches.
Ooh, did someone hit a nerve, there? XD!
Womb envy, my ass. I’d like to stuff a uterus with hamburger, pheasant, veal and ground sausage, then tie it up with an umbilical cord and bake that shit at 300 degrees and eat it like haggis.
That’s the only use I would have for one.
LOL. Another dumbfuck speaking. How surprising. You can’t be serious……
LOL. This is so retarded. You can’t be serious.
Women definitely have penis envy. I knew that when my smaller sister went crying to my whore mother asking why she didn’t have a peepee like me. My mother didn’t say anything, so I told her that it’s because girls are inferior so they have their peepees cut off when they are born to mark this inferiority, and then she cried again! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P Coderch
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I wonder if she’ll come back and do just what I told her. Now that would be funny.
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Not in the least.
You mean you aren’t amused already by her bullshit?
Ironic in the sense that you say others aren’t great because they say they are, but imply it yourself with that statement. Any person on this should should be able to pick up the implication: “I’m great because I don’t say it!” Bullshit. It’d be great for you to come up with a witty reply that has no relevance to your failure also. So why don’t you do that? Amuse me.
Get that pole away from your lips.
You spell women with a y. Clear penis envy.
damn get that pole out of your ass! ppl who feel the need to boast about how great they are, well, aren’t. cheers!
Is posting here really the highlight of your day? Wow, such an excitement the femme lifestyle is. I am pink with womb envy. Really, who needs sports, socializing, hiking, driving, competition, pragmatic fun… when you could do your nails and shit?
Or talk about how much your period sucks? Oh, God, what a roller-coaster of estrogenic fun your life is, gabbing to your friends who you would back-stab just as proudly? Or posting pictures of yourself half-naked on myspace and then trying to act half-dignint to your snickering colleagues the next day? Oh, woe is me, why did I ever have to be born into the stronger sex when I could have lived a mediocre life of melancholy and self-induced oppression?
Wait, I have a brain.
omg i read your article. that was cute and funny. total boyfriend rant. bbl for a reply