Obvious Penis Envy
If you want to experience the pain in the ass of a woman using your bathroom, just take a bucket of water and throw it all the fuck over the place. Then drag a wet towel all over your house.
What the fuck is women’s problem? How can they remember to close the curtain every single fucking time they take their clothes off, but not when it means turning my bathroom into Crocodile Mile.
Women are retarded at the bathroom, and much less good at it than men. We’re faster first of all. That’s not because of some bullshit like washing their hair either. It’s what I call the Gab Factor. Even when no one is around, women take frequent five minute breaks to think about what they’d like to be telling someone about themselves. It’s like practice for the Bitching Olympics. It’s also why women are millennia behind men when it comes to doing. We have more experience. Those five minute breaks add up.
Here’s some man food for thought. Women’s laissez faire attitude about the bathroom, combined with their lust for wine coolers and an excuse to act like whores has combined to equal one very disturbing new trend.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
I shit you not that this is absolutely true. I have seen it with my own eyes: the drunkest and most attractive of the destitute forging her way through the doors marked Men Only (sound familiar?) with a vapid and self-righteous smile plastered all over her face — knocking down barriers of a patriarchal society and scoring another point for feminism and against decency all at the same time.
Very disappointing ladies. How inappropriate.
If women had any backbone I would be worried about this turning into some kind of cultural shift; wherein men are now responsible for women’s difficulties with going to the bathroom in a timely fashion. Just like men are responsible for all of women’s other fucking difficulties. Men have to pay child support. What the fuck is that? It’s pretty much the same thing: horseshit. Women always have the option of spreading their legs and shutting their mouths. That way the money isn’t a handout.
Like I said, I would be worried, but every women I’ve seen pull this hijink will get right back to their own line with a simple, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing.” Which is exactly how to solve any altercation with a woman.
What the fuck do you think you’re doing.
There is no question mark. There should be no answer.
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I don’t want your horrid hole.
Alas, she has admitted it. Now, exactly what number do you consider to be ‘enough’? How many men have actually taken a dip in that pit of yours? How much money did you charge them?
hey live with it we live with that salty dank piece of shit between your legs. Suck it to make you happy. deal with it.
Sex is a different story thats good.
Hey , but that ‘PIT’ sure feels good dosent it Diam?
well enough of you men like that ‘PIT’ . Tell me why you would want that?
And ill take that over that fish smelling worm between your legs. Oh yea and if thats what you think it is youve been with the wrong women.
Well, I take it that you’re satisfied with your dank, yeast infected, putrid pit that reeks of decaying haddock. For your information, trimethylaminuria is not cute.
Does anyone want that thing between your legs?
yea, tons of people want what ive got, im irresistable. Whats that have to do with anything?
Yes. But the question is: does anyone want what you’ve got?
i dont want the equipment! who wants a thing like that attached to them im happy with what ive got
penis envys a lie
@Fredrik Very true. It’s why women should also never be firemen. They just don’t have the equipment.
-wolfe
I think women need to learn not to pee standing, all things considered they don’t have the equipment needed for aiming.
Very well put!!
Ive been saying that for the last couple years, thats when I started to notice it. Women had it made in the past, sure there may have been some issues to address but overall they didnt have to do shit but watch the kids and go shopping.
Now thats all gone to hell, and they thought they were actually winning, but not lately. Now even they are starting to see what they have done to themselves, chiverly is shot to hell, anger towards women is at a all time high.
Problems with children is on the rise because the bitches wont help raise them, thier carreers are too important. Childcare is a huge problem because women feel they are “above” it. Latch-key kids outnumber all other kids.
Sandra, I have to agree with you, in my teens working in restaurants, the females bathrooms were always the worst to clean.
AS for the topic at hand, I also believe the line at the womens restroom must have been too long, so the bitch felt she had every right to use the mens… she probly figured all the men would fall over themselves for her.
I would have pissed on her leg :)
lol this site must go on
It’s called cause and effect, its pretty simple once you look at it. However women refuse to look at it.
-Strength and Honor-
Golly-gee-whiz, Bonnie! Isn’t that the darn’est thing? I know exactly what you’re talking about. I’ve had similar experiences elsewhere. For instance, everytime I go in a KFC it smells like fried chicken in there. It still baffles me as to why it smells that way. Only a rocket scientist can figure that one out.
I second abaddon, dia’s response.
You know, I am not totally convinced that she only used the men’s room when the line to the chick’s can was packed. I have the feeling (and the experience) that women like the idea of pissing with and front of guys. I don’t know why? Penis envy? Maybe. Perhaps a perverted sense of intimacy?
This weekend was the second time in as many months a woman has pushed me into the can at a party and, after asking me to “bump” sat on the can and pissed in front of me. What the fuck is with that?
female restrooms are fucking disgusting. thats all i can say.
Good one Diamatik.
-Strength and Honor-
Golly-gee-whiz, Bonnie! Isn’t that the darn’est thing? I know exactly what you’re talking about. I’ve had similar experiences elsewhere. For instance, everytime I go in a KFC it smells like fried chicken in there. It still baffles me as to why it smells that way. Only a rocket scientist can figure that one out.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
Yeah, I’ve done that before when there was a long line. And every single time I’ve gone into the men’s bathroom, it smells like piss in there. Don’t worry, I’ve only gone into the men’s bathroom with one toilet, not the men’s bathrooms where there are lots of toilets.
You retard! How can you contrast having a backbone to having decency? By your ‘reasoning,’ if men had a backbone they would rape every woman that wore a mini-skirt. alex, if you don’t have anything sensible to say then you should just shut the fuck up.