Obvious Penis Envy
If you want to experience the pain in the ass of a woman using your bathroom, just take a bucket of water and throw it all the fuck over the place. Then drag a wet towel all over your house.
What the fuck is women’s problem? How can they remember to close the curtain every single fucking time they take their clothes off, but not when it means turning my bathroom into Crocodile Mile.
Women are retarded at the bathroom, and much less good at it than men. We’re faster first of all. That’s not because of some bullshit like washing their hair either. It’s what I call the Gab Factor. Even when no one is around, women take frequent five minute breaks to think about what they’d like to be telling someone about themselves. It’s like practice for the Bitching Olympics. It’s also why women are millennia behind men when it comes to doing. We have more experience. Those five minute breaks add up.
Here’s some man food for thought. Women’s laissez faire attitude about the bathroom, combined with their lust for wine coolers and an excuse to act like whores has combined to equal one very disturbing new trend.
Women using the men’s bathroom!
I shit you not that this is absolutely true. I have seen it with my own eyes: the drunkest and most attractive of the destitute forging her way through the doors marked Men Only (sound familiar?) with a vapid and self-righteous smile plastered all over her face — knocking down barriers of a patriarchal society and scoring another point for feminism and against decency all at the same time.
Very disappointing ladies. How inappropriate.
If women had any backbone I would be worried about this turning into some kind of cultural shift; wherein men are now responsible for women’s difficulties with going to the bathroom in a timely fashion. Just like men are responsible for all of women’s other fucking difficulties. Men have to pay child support. What the fuck is that? It’s pretty much the same thing: horseshit. Women always have the option of spreading their legs and shutting their mouths. That way the money isn’t a handout.
Like I said, I would be worried, but every women I’ve seen pull this hijink will get right back to their own line with a simple, “What the fuck do you think you’re doing.” Which is exactly how to solve any altercation with a woman.
What the fuck do you think you’re doing.
There is no question mark. There should be no answer.
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I close the lid, but only because I kept throwing my fucking socks into the toilet.
-Dick
Name one good reason not to leave the toilet seat up?
Actually I leave it down and close the lid too, because it feels more hygienic but if I didn’t close the lid there is no way I would put the seat down.
Sara, I had a lady friend over a while back. She kept her travel bag in the master bathroom. I leave a small towel neatly laid out in front of my shower.
Why’s it that when I’m done using the bathroom, everythings tidy as I left it, and when Godzilla used my bathroom, her shit was everywhere (figuratively), that little towel was crumpled up and tossed in the corner, water was everywhere as if I had ruptured plumbing, OMG, that hair was in the sink and shower basin,
Now, I’ll take ownership for the sidmarks in the bowl (let’s hope that they were in fact mine).
But come on, are you suggesting that women are neat freaks in the bathroom?
-Banzai
Yes.
-wolfe
Oh yes, and I suppose men are so good at using the bathroom (what kind of bullshit is that anyway?) because they leave their clothes and towels all over the floor, the toilet seat up, hair in the sink and the shower leaking…please!
Lols. Or pay her double, bang her, and take all her possesions - clothes included - and leave her naked in the motel room.
I’d make another Thai hooker joke, but I don’t want to wear out my ‘r’ key.
I was approached by a hooker the other day that said she’d have sex with me for $50.00.
I said $50.00?, my ex wife only charged $25.00!
-Banzai
Stay outta the men’s bathroom ladies unless yer heading in to perform oral sex on the men in there while they wash their hands.
hence the penis envy? POINT MADE.
kl, penis>vagina. that is the truth.
No one wants to talk about your sex life, princess.
Go tell daddy about it so he can take your keys away.
Even a blind squirrel in birkenstocks can find a gold nugget. Subaru are seemingly innocuous sleepers.
@Sony: I’m sure this is not the case in Europe, but in America (and Canada), Subarus are known for being cars beloved by women who like to wear birkenstocks.
That knowledge adds a piquant flavor to kl’s dribblings.
-wolfe
Well. I suppose it was only a matter of time until you pulled that one out your ass, or some other bodily orifice, as well. Congratulations.
Somehow, I can’t quite seem to grasp what that ’suburu’ thingie you’re referring to might be.
Sureeee sonya, i also have a suburu, its nothing compared to this BMW.
Yeah. I mean, even coochies wear out eventually. A friend of mine drives a tuned Subaru Impreza that would leave you tracing treads.
Alas, no concierge button.
I was just trying to figure out how much work you put into being able to afford that BMW.
how many women have you had and how much did you have to pay them to get some of that pit?
What does it matter how many men? Youre gonna call me a whore if its more than one anyway.
well if you want to call a vagina a pit yes ill admit it, i have one. And what do you have thats so special? you think youre penis is the most wonderful tasting smelling thing in the world?