Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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December 10th, 2007 at 7:41 am - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Im well aware of that, I wanted to know ur motive behind it. thats all.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:42 pm - IP Man-Hash: 729790d004e9a
The fuckin dog can spell. It’s “neanderthal”. The scrote lost an h somewhere. Scrotes can’t spell either. Very “neandertal”.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: 729790d004e9a
Fuck this “spread your legs” bullshit. You scrotes are scum. You walk like you’ve shit yourselves. But your scrotums hang in FRONT of your legs. What’s with the “I’ve shit myself” walk?
December 11th, 2007 at 2:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: a04ab4ccee142
Both spellings are valid… idiot…
December 11th, 2007 at 6:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: ef16c27e53942
For the record, and because you lack a common commodity known as a brain cell, I’ll just let you know that I’m not a ’scrote’, nor do I walk like I’ve shit myself. More over, what’s it to you anyway?
December 11th, 2007 at 10:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8c05544ef14e2
SAMANTHA SAID — I think its funny how I am being called a whore when I know guys who fuck different girls every weekend and are not belittled at all.
LMFAO!!! Um, sweety . . .do you have a CLUE about what WHORE is??
A “WHORE” is a woman who WITHHOLDS SEX UNTIL (OR PROVIDES WHEN) A CONDITION HAS BEEN MET, OR A PAYMENT HAS BEEN MADE.
That’s right. She fucks for any OTHER reason than an orgasm. Because she doesn’t think an orgasm is enough. The way American women view sex is an ABOMINATION and they regard it as a TRAGEDY. They don’t even see the point in HAVING ANY unless there is SOMETHING ELSE in it for them.
What a joke.
FACT –>> There are only TWO RIGHT REASONS TO HAVE SEX:
1. PLEASURE
and
2. REPRODUCTION.
But look at the mile long list of WRONG reasons women WILL jump into be for . . . .
• For money
• For jelwery or something he will buy her
• Because he took her out
• Because its Valentine’s day on the Calendar
• To THANK him for something he bought her
• Because its better than staying home
• Just so a guy will like her more
• So that a guy won’t leave
• To steal a man away from another woman
• To intentionally keep a man by getting pregnant
• To get back at someone
• To get an EX BACK
• So she will have something to talk about with her friends
• Because she likes the attention
• For MORE attention
• or the worst reason ever –> Not until he signs a mrraige contract for life until death, buys her a whopping diamond, makes a promise to god and gets down on his knees to symbolically offer to ‘purchase’ her.
That’s not “ROMANTIC”.
YOU’RE A WHORE!
. . . .and the seemingly endless list goes on.
Women also DONT FUCK for the very same reasons.
• “Fix the batthroom tiles , honey or there will be no nookie tonight.”
Wow. What a turn-on.
She will even try to be a WHORE INSIDE HER OWN MARRIAGE.
As long as ANY woman puts a PRICE or CONDITION on sex . . then that permanently makes her a WHORE. And every single woman has done that AT LEAST ONCE in her life. “I won’t have sex with a man , until I feel a deep emotional connection first.”
Please.
If he were BRAD PITT (or any guy she THINKS is hot enough) , she would be on her back with her legs in the air faster than she can say “ANGELINA WHO” . . . .so tell it to someone else.
A woman who fucks her brains out FOR FUN and NO OTHER REASON is not a “whore”. But American women don’t fuck JUST for the orgasm. And I will prove it. Go out and offer ANY woman anywhere ORAL SEX UNTIL HER FOREHEAD CAVES IN AND THE SHEETS GO UP HER ASS . . . even if a guy has ZERO intention for there to be ANYTHING in it for him. . . . JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!
. . . guess what she will say.
“No.”
You can make it your mission to pleasure her until she calls out to GOD and THE DEVIL in the same breath . . . . and she’s STILL gonna need ANOTHER reason to say YES.
I respect a $200 professional more than THAT kind of woman any day. At least its her JOB to say YES, to come over when HE wants, to give him EXACTLY WHAT he wants - his way - and she’ not going home until HE’s completely satisfied.
Guess how many dates, wives, and girlfriends are interested in being THAT fulfilling for the hoops she expects him to jump through for it.
MEN FUCK FOR THE RIGHT REASONS ONLY. ALWAYS.
PLEASURE AND /OR REPRODUCTION.
WOMEN DON’T.
And that’s what makes you a whore.
And I just fucking proved it.
Now turn off your computer,
think about it.
. . . and don’t ever open your mouth like you have a clue when you don’t.
December 11th, 2007 at 10:34 pm - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
@Chris - Game, Set, and Match.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c05544ef14e2
WERD! And the failure actually tried to convince herself that she’s not a whore.
When her boobies hit the knees, the legs spread, a shopping bag goes PLUNK . . . and she finds herself in MacDonalds on Mother’s Day saying “this is the answer??” . . . . she will know exactly what she did to EARN IT.
“Enjoy your shelf-life, bitch.” . . . is all any man can say to that.
Cause that’s what she’s “banking” (and “banging”) her future on.
All I can say to her is –> “Aim higher!
And don’t forget to put the seat down when you’re done.”
LMFAO!!!!
December 18th, 2007 at 12:34 am - IP Man-Hash: e0f131a688f70
Oh women are depreciating assets! The power of economics and the assertion that women are useless for marriage beyond age 23 means we must pass a law mandating the extermination of women aged 24 and older!
Of course this new law will kindly allow the choice of method for elimination to the woman on her 24th birthday: exsanguination, beheading, lethal dosage, electric chair, carbon monoxide!
Now onwards to the perfect society full of superior men and women all under the age of 24!!
What a vision!
January 4th, 2008 at 10:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 393d67ab1d945
Wow. I don’t think I’ve witnessed this much collected stupidity AND utterly wasted intelligence in on place… um… ever.
Get a job. Get laid. Get over whatever the woman you thought you really loved did to you, and move the fuck on.
Most of us have been here at some point. Real men, however, grow out of it. Usually no later than their early 20s.
Or don’t. You’re all more than welcome to proceed with protestations about how you have a job, you do get laid, and you fucked that stupid bitch over…
Unfortunately, all of us who have grown out of it can see right through this bullshit.
Best of luck!
January 5th, 2008 at 12:30 am - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
^ *Yawns*, anything more novel? Its getting old.
All the men here blah blah can’t get laid, are ugly blah blah and everything blah.
Yeah, now fuck off.
January 5th, 2008 at 9:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 4866906c4ed64
I missed Chris’ earlier explanation of a whore. That is quality stuff bro. Props.
Truthy: Eat a dick.
January 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2943b847db306
You fuckers wish. I have more money than you’ll ever see most likely.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 09b607c8c4b90
Yes, well, all that says to me is you’re one of the more successful prostitutes.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm - IP Man-Hash: 8d077af983b9b
How will you feel if Hillary becomes Prez? I don’t want her to be, but just curious how you will react.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0846d4797ee37
After last night’s results, it’ll take a miracle now for her to win the nomination [Oregon, Montana, South Dakota are firmly Obama's]. Both Michigan and Florida will need to be let back in and she’ll need to completely dominate in those states order for her to win.
May 10th, 2008 at 2:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 2cf7fd9f97848
Hilarious and McCroccodile are pathetic candidates for the Presidency-they’re only going to screw us up more by leading us deeper into the 9.2 trillion dollar defecit and further kill troops and civilians by attempting to attack Iran,Syria…I say vote for Ralph Nader, Mike Gravel or Ron Paul — these guys think outside the box but if you must choose the lesser of the 3 evils -Hilarious, McCroccodile and Obama, choose OBAMA
May 10th, 2008 at 2:41 am - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
I’m not American, so it doesn’t matter either way to me who wins, but I’m rooting for Obama.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 35ab21bf6af5e
How about Dick Masterson in 2008?
-We would be out of Iraq in 6 months, once we finished carpet-bombing the place minus the oil fields.
-Women lose the right to vote, since the only ones who do suffer from menopause and are still dysfunctional.
-Abolish vaginamony. That would stimulate the economy with an infusion of untold venture capital to fund new technology and research, instead of lining the pockets of Chinese companies making cheap products for cheap women. WalMart would disappear faster than a woman’s panties after meeting a guy wearing a Rolex and wearing Versace.
-Give tax credits to families with male children. Give males free scholarships to study at institutes of higher education. Make women pay back their grants and scholarships- with interest- from universities and the government, since they fail to utilize the education or degree to its fullest potential. Its just an excuse to waste four years of time to find a guy to pay all the bills. A male is bound to cure cancer within 25 years. Look what Jonas Salk did for polio.
and so and so on…
May 12th, 2008 at 7:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 2bc5844a0f6c6
ifeel sad for these poor bastards……..you must have had a bad time with women all your life…….poor things…..dont worry im sure you will find a woman who will love you for who you are…