Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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That sums things up nicely.
“the Great Female Con”
Feminism was intended to be simulated masculinity, by the dykes who started it, but it never worked that way. Most women don’t even have the faintest comprehension of masculinity, and they don’t try to emulate it. In practice, feminism is exaggerated femininity - i.e., total dependency on males. Any time any woman anywhere has a problem, the feminist response is always to blame men and demand that men provide a solution. The idea that women should be like men (i.e., independent and responsible) is anathema to feminism. Women rarely even try to succeed on their own, like men, and a feminist never would.
I wonder if they’ll ever figure out how they were deceived.
@anchorite
Feminism is simulated masculinity and the reason why women were tricked into thinking that busting your ass at a job was a good time.
You are right though, they try to play hard like the guys and when they fail on their backs they go.
Oh, I know. That list was garbage! I’m sure some silly teenage girl came up with that all by her little self.
…..Oh, and one last thing, Ladies, please join me at ladylessons.mabtw.com. =)
VictorianLady has opened my eyes to a lot of things I NEVER thought about…
Keb- not all guys are tickkllish on their ribs- but I liked your list.
The thing about peanut butter, is that it is sweat AND salty at the same time- that’s why it can go eather way - its really very good for you.
Sorry to intrude gentlemen, but I had to share. I opened up a bulletin on my space that read: 38 things girls dint know about boys! ( gag, I’m almost sure a teenage girl came up with this crap) Anyways, it read….
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-ni ce-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.
8. Guys don’t care how gorgeous you are, if you’re a bitch– Goodbye.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
10. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.
11. Guys are very open about themselves.
12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
14. Guys love you more than you love them.
15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.
16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them.
25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.
26. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
27. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.
32. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.
33. They love it when girls talk about their boobs.
34. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
36. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
37. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
38. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probaly still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life.
—Girls, if u don’t repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life
—Guys if you don’t repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.
And we wonder why girls have lost their minds!!!!!!!! I cant believe I haven’t payed more attention. This crap just keeps becoming more and more clearer to me. I have so much more respect for men!!! Men>Women…..for sure!!!!
@ Probs and Clair-
I have tried Marmite, but not vegemit- I knew a guy from south Africa, and he ate marmite, or marmamite- I think they are similar-
Most people here eat paenut butter and jelly (jam), especially when they are kids- also, peanut butter cookies, and peanutbutter candy - usually with chocolate. and peanut butter icecrea,- maybe mixed in with another flavor-
I eat a lot more than most people- I eat it every day- this is how I eat it:
On apples, on celery, on waffels, in smoothies, in sandwiches with jelly, or bananas, or stawberries, kiwi, AND/OR bananas- on toast with honey or butter- maybe plain, just off a spoon…usually with a huge glass of milk.
It is really good in any candy that has toffee, or caramel- There are so many different brands here- some more processed, or more natural- you can even buy it with the jelly already mixed in- mmmmmm I’m getting hungry.
* http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/29/250px-Vegemit eontoast_large.jpg
:)
Women most certainly did not act like men to get rich. A man can’t get rich by tricking some drunk woman into knocking him up, or by spreading his legs for promotions into jobs that someone else has to do because he never does a lick of work. A man can’t get rich by being worthless.
=D
Women in charge/rich are unattractive to men. Not because of intimidation like every woman thinks, but because those women had to act like men to get there. Men are attracted to women not men. A woman fantatizes about all sorts of fucked up things to get off, usually the unatainable but never a subservient. Men only fantasize about one thing and one thing only…
a woman that shut the fuck up.
Lol. No way. I’m not a yank.
Aussie Pride, bro’. :)
I like bananas. I like peanut butter. I like them separated. That’s how we roll’ in Australia. =D
Lol.
I like… pancakes. I like bacon. I will not eat them on the same plate. I actually don’t like bacon that much, but I’m making the point.
Australians tend to separate their sweet food, from their savoury food. It’s a general cuisine rule.
I like vegemite the best. That stuff is the shit. If you can eat vegemite out of a jar, you are TOUGH… seriously, a really big buff man, made that shit.
:)
The owner of the business I work for is a woman. That is the illusion anyway. You see she may be the owner in title but she is married to a man. Her man created the product she sells. Her man makes all the major business decisions. Her man is the driving force behind the success of this company while she just sits around all day and answers the phone like a good little secretary should. At the end of the day she takes home a paycheck and then HE takes HER home. He holds all of the wealth and she is just another one of his toys/investments.
Did you not understand the PB&B sandwich analogy? Read it again.
The title… and the first line of the first paragraph of the entire blog, suggest that this blog was written in regards to ‘millions’. More reading highlights billions, and wealth, but considering ‘millions’ was the headline, and initial reason for this blog, maybe Anon was going off of this notion.
do u really eat penut butter and jam?
Hey, are you not American- I heard that only Americans like peanut butter- I’m addicted.