Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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December 7th, 2007 at 10:49 am - IP Man-Hash: 829be8a41e45b
Off topic but I just saw Dick on Dr. Phil (I know I’m behind the times).
The epitome of class. He displayed more positive male qualities in those little clips than I do in a week. Calm, collected, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, and all the while the women were hateful, vitriolic, even violent. I assume the amount of time Dr. Phil went at Dick was kept to a minimum because he knew there was no way to chink that classy armor of his. Inspirational is all I can say.
-Solomon
December 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
You make me want to check this out now. Normally I don’t care for Dr. Phil or his guests.. interesting.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 80ca444201a85
100% AGREED. If that was the best editing they could do to make Dick look bad then they’re fucked. Dick came out smelling like roses.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: c987ffd42bef2
HIT THE TREADMILL !!!
Without a doubt the manliest thing I have ever heard, on or off tv. Dick quadrupled his total manpoints with just one sentence.
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TNRC
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December 7th, 2007 at 2:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d40a9ac85088
Heres a newsflash for you dumbass, if you start a marathon and quit it still counts as running a marathon you just didn’t finish. ONce again man logic proves you guys are the inferior gender. That and the fact you set up stupid irrelevent websites full of lies and slanederous comments.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d40a9ac85088
I had an abortion you stupid piece of shit. I know this body will land me a rich husband someday so I’m not gonna fuck it up for some snot nosed brat and changing diapers. What a surprise a woman acting logical, maybe yous should write an article on that DICK!!!1! LOL
December 7th, 2007 at 2:57 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ccb27e823dba
oh man, I just found this site by accident, totally bookmarked now.
this place is the shit!
December 7th, 2007 at 3:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
*sigh*
And you my self-absorbed darling, are exactly why I lose all respect for women. Thank you for proving my and all the males points in here by that lovely and oh-so-wonderful mindless statement. I hope for society’s sake you never, EVER have the ability to breed again and if by chance some poor schmuck is dumb enough to knock you up, I hope nothing but a lifetime of miscarriages.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80ca444201a85
Wrong dumbass. It counts as quitting a marathon.
You can say that economics was your major but you cannot accurately claim that you majored in anything (besides whoring). ‘Majored’ is past tense and implies that you became an expert in something. That would require completion of said subject. That means you fail. Retard.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:11 pm - IP Man-Hash: 80ca444201a85
Apparently you have also failed at the only thing in the world you could have done right. No baby for you.
December 7th, 2007 at 3:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
I’m pretty sure the world is a better place because of that.
December 7th, 2007 at 4:54 pm - IP Man-Hash: c987ffd42bef2
* Sigh *
Not only a bitch but a murdering bitch too who is also a stupid cunt for not taking precautions.
What real man would kill his own child? There is NO doubt:
Men > women (can’t even give the women a capital letter)
December 7th, 2007 at 5:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0a19e6b03f3e2
If you say you ran a marathon and didn’t finish you might as well have said nothing at all. No one gives a fuck that you did an economics major or whatever the fuck you did, because you dropped out. No employer is going to care that you did a little bit of uni, because they will realise you can’t keep your mouth nor your legs shut, and your priorities are totally fucked.
*D3C*
December 7th, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1f8818f8ec7
Hold on now. You got pregnant, dropped out of school because of the pregnancy, and then went ahead and had an abortion?! Something about your logic just doesn’t add up.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:24 pm - IP Man-Hash: e86ef0bb71f00
You say this as if you’re surprised most women have logic. C’mon now.
Her stating she got pregnant was to show us she could in fact get laid, her stating she was in school at the time was a way to show us she has some brains, and her having an abortion due to a ‘ruining’ of her womanly body was a way to show just how badass and concerned with her looks she really is. Her addition on ‘landing a rich husband someday’ was to show just how whorish women are; to use their body to land a man with money. Utterly pathetic.
Does this all sound like an overall logical species to you?
December 7th, 2007 at 8:15 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9492cd270d9c4
Helll FUCKING NO!
My bestfriend who is amazing at getting women, told me a long time ago, no matter how smart a woman may seem or make herself seem. THEY ALL EVENTUALLY PROVE THEIR REAL INTELLIGENCE SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE. and it aint being smart.
These whores put themselves into their own “unfair” and “bad” situations, than expect everyone to fucking give them a medal for it when they start yapping their gums.
I’m glad theres a site like this, wanna know why, because it helping to take away some of the brainwashing the feminazi’s have placed in society today by showing the world the FACTS of life and of this world and who the top dog is.
Bitches Recognize and bow down. MEN..ARE..BETTER…THAN..WOMEN!
December 7th, 2007 at 8:44 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0d40a9ac85088
Yeah moron “majored” is past tense. Notice how I’m not currently doing it? Like if you were to say you shit your pants that would be past tense, although probably not cuz your a retard.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
Oh god that is awful! That was an innocent and beautiful life form depending on you, that you viciously MURDERED for no reason other then being a cold cold person.
Unless your omitting some vital information from this story, then I think this is one of the cases that abortion should not have taken place.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: bf1f8818f8ec7
Follow the definitions with me here…
majored = specialized = became expert.
You dropped out for your baby (again, the fact that you killed your baby after this maneuver only demonstrates your level of confusion) meaning you didn’t become an expert, you didn’t specialize and therefore cannot claim (honestly) that you majored in anything but the aforementioned whoring.
And stop posting above me bitch. Post at the bottom, you’re fucking up the flow.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: e86ef0bb71f00
*You’re* the fucking retard. You can’t even learn how to properly quote someone on here and you do it all backwards. Fuck. And your comebacks don’t even make sense: ‘if you were to say you shit your pants.. although probably not cuz your (which is misspelled btw) a retard’ ?!
Exactly what the fuck is your purpose on here? Actually, what the fuck is your purpose on this planet at all?