Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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December 6th, 2007 at 8:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: f68191fe56ea6
You’re an Australian to?? Wow….what is with this site and Australian girls?
December 6th, 2007 at 10:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: 98a7499e6b030
Lol…the reason why there so many chicks hugging Dick’s nuts recently is because, now that he appeared in a talk show, Dick has been upgraded to the status of alpha male, and we all know how women drool over alpha males even if they order their entire family to be executed - look at those women who had their husbands and sons shot by Mobuto, and still worshipped him as “savior”. Women want to be on the side of men with power and have their children. How the men made their wealth or got their power is completely irrelevant to the female.
So don’t feel so good about all these bitches agreeing with you recently, Dick, because it’s all a façade. They don’t care one bit about your ideas, but only in agreeing with them to please you because they now perceive you as an attractive alpha male and they believe that they can get status by being on your good side. I’m sure that Jack the Ripper would also have lots of female admirers if he appeared on a talk show and got a millionaire book deal. Look at all those women who write love letters to serial killers in prison. They fall in love with them because they perceive them as being alpha males, due to the fact that they appeared on T.V(notoriety is associated with alpha maleness) and are super-bad( violent and remorseless behavior are also associated with alpha maleness). Women are fucking cold and calculating egocentric machines who will do anything to mate with the alpha.
P Coderch
December 6th, 2007 at 10:22 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b473eaa244eb
I stopped reading after this line. I have yet to see him on tv on the Dr. Phil because I work when it’s on… and I’ve read this site prior to that stint (of which I’m kinda shocked he even agreed to be on it).
I will agree with how some of us enjoy the alpha males. I know most women do enjoy the assholes, so I can’t argue with that there.
In any case, you’re free to think some of us who agree with Dick is ‘just a facade’. I just really don’t think all of that is necessarily true, especially in my case. Did you watch him on tv? I’m kinda curious as to how he is on there. Oh well.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 758747e98e167
Some people have posted links around the site- not sure where- I saw the first show, not the second- The first one- he was only on briefly, but it was good.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:12 am - IP Man-Hash: ef16c27e53942
Bite me.
Yes… fresh from the oven.
Actually, I turn 19 in two months, if that makes you feel better. :S
When have I ever whined about tampons and periods?? Furthermore, yes, I lied about my age :S. My MySpace is fake? I wasted hours of writing HTML codes, to specify it to my needs, only for it to be a big fat lie?? Tosser.
And cosmetic surgery in young teenagers? Only in America. Prob’s illegal here. And when I say ‘probs’ I mean it IS.
And speaking of MySpace… prob’s just got my 1500th comment. Snap. Sadly, it was from my anorexic cousin. (Yeah, I made up my cousin too…)
Yeah bro’. I’m from Sydney…!! :) Currently situated in the big BNE (Brisbane).
And to answer your question… let’s be honest- not many (if any) Australian girls, crave wimpy males. The emo-phase, whilst creating fairly well dressed, semi-attractive, fashionably emaciated, emotionally apt boys- it did not suffice for the vast majority of Australian girls. I don’t know many girls that like overly emotional boys, boys with ovaries, so to speak, I know I certainly don’t. I dislike emotional PEOPLE in general, but I have to let girls have it, all those stupid hormones- but boys… boys should be tough. Manly? :)
They’re supposed to be stronger, better, faster, smarter (I actually haven’t met many boys that are ’smarter’ than me, per se, but it’s fair to say it’s my age demographic that currently prohibits that, and as I age, so too will the boys, and their brains at that). I dislike seeing boys that emulate GIRLS. What the fuck? If I wanted girly boys, I’d become a fucking lesbian.
This site epitomises strength in men. The strength that seems to be rapidly leaving the boys in my generation.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:17 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Anorexic chicks are sexy. No cottage cheese around the thighs, just the way I like them.
I notice you talk about boys and small penises a lot. In Australia do they have that little thing that puts a blue circle on sex offender’s houses? And, just out of curiosity, did just ’sitting and looking pretty’ sway the judge, police, and jury or was there more to your idiot pass?
December 7th, 2007 at 12:24 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
And yet you also seem to attack the male sexuality just for being men. You keep talking about how great you are, as though what you think somehow translates into who you are. A very sure sign of a part of the problem and not the solution - it practically screams that you have to spend 30 minutes before leaving the house.
Pathetic - girly may make sense to the illogical, emotional individuals - girly-girls and their wannabe tools, but to me it’s just blind consumerism and a vacant facade. I really have no respect whatsoever for stupid fucks with inflated, fragile little egos.
Before you contradict yourself, consider this: I do not need to constantly remind people who do not like me about my physical appearance and how it makes me better than them. In fact, I only expose exactly what you are saying for what it is and then go on to explain how fucking stupid you must be on two counts:
One for what you right and two for your projected self-worth. I don’t care if you’re a girly-girl or not, no impatient, superficial, ’spiritual (highly superstitious)’ bitch is ever going to come close to rivaling the works of Shakesphere in a lifetime, let alone 15 minutes typing about how smart you are and how much we must suck.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:26 am - IP Man-Hash: ef16c27e53942
You noticed incorrectly. There was no talk of small penises.
Penis on the brain?
No blue circle. Privacy acts.
Sitting and looking pretty serves me well, yes. The idiot pass, I won in a fight, though. (And we don’t do juries. This is bush country. We do bush law.)
December 7th, 2007 at 12:33 am - IP Man-Hash: 0d40a9ac85088
wow dick your a fag. And by the way I majored in econmics in college before I had to stop attending for various reasons(pregnancy) so there. Get a fucking life homo.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:35 am - IP Man-Hash: ef16c27e53942
Sigh. I don’t think anyone on here sucks. :S
I have not stated what I look like.?
And I herein discontinue any self-justification I am doing.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 3490c97e82fec
You should have majored in spelling, punctuation, and birth control instead.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:10 am - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
I’m pretty sure it’s just your lack of creativity and the fact that gum-guzzling sluts are a dime-a-dozen these days. Don’t worry, deep-throat, you’re a teen mommy now! It’s the miracle of a stupid little girly-girl who is above basic protection. You’re a teen mommy, girly-girl! You’ve shown your character to your sex partners and your family - don’t you feel free with all of those lies off your back?
December 7th, 2007 at 1:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 9b473eaa244eb
L-O-FUCKING-L!! Now THAT is a prime example why men > women.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:24 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
That took you hours? Really? How on earth could that mess have taken HOURS?
Unless by “writing” you meant “patchworked stolen code form other sites together.” That might take hours.
Ah, the female in her natural hypocritical state. Allow me to paraphrase the above.
“Women can be whatever they want to be, and I’m playing the hormone card in order to justify the fact that we’re all insane, but I get really pissed off when I see men who aren’t EXACTLY the way I want them. Men need to be tough and nothing else because that is what I say women want, which is more important than what the men themselves actually want to be.”
I have a better fucking idea. You girls seem to be all about what you want to be and nothing else, so why don’t you have a nice cup of shut the fuck up and let men be what they want to be? Don’t like it? Be a lesbian like you said then… not like the guys are going to be that disappointed if you “switch sides.”
When I see emo-guys, or whatever you want to cal them, my man-brain doesn’t just say “oh shit, guys with style, must be gay or something, god my generation sucks.” Nope, my man-brain does some man-thinking and puts it all together. Well, let’s see… fashion goes back thousands of years, and was originally unisex, so that disproves fashion from being feminine. Makeup was crafted originally in both China and Egypt, and used to be used SOLELY on men. Didn’t make them less manly so… Emaciated? Well on the whole, art depicts men as between cut and on the thin side, as opposed to women who are usually slightly to very overweight… so I guess history would show that even the emaciated look has been manly for a long time.
So you’re complaining about men being… men. Brilliant. This actually ties right back into Dick’s original article. Men, we’re the owners of wealth, and we display it proudly through innovation, and man-style (see Dick’s article “Men are Man-Prettier than Women” to read all about it.) Women, on the other hand, are flowery decorations which men like to keep around sometimes. They pretty much tend to form-fit themselves to whatever we want them to be. Man-wealth.
So, you like hating on emo-guys for your own personal reasons? Sorry, but not only does that further your hypocrisy and show a vast lack of historical and societal knowledge on your part, but I believe it also makes you a bitch.
Well add one more to the list that you HAVE met. Game. Set. Match.
P.S. Your tattoo looks retarded. “Snake, 1337?” Elite snake? What the fuck? Good job emblazoning that thing on yourself.
December 7th, 2007 at 1:28 am - IP Man-Hash: d7677dd907e52
Hint: You didn’t major in it if you didn’t fucking graduate. If a girl takes one Chemistry class, gets knocked-up and drops out, she can’t say she “Majored in Chemistry.”
She majored in being a whore. Just like all women do. Just like you did. Congratulations, you get an A in whoring yourself out. Feel proud.
Hahahaha, I feel fucking AWFUL for you kid.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:15 am - IP Man-Hash: 2e9f52b62c482
From one man to another… Although I disagree with some of the things Prob a Girl said, I think she makes a ton of sense in many of her posts. She isnt another fembot, IMO. Play nice, guys.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:13 am - IP Man-Hash: 80ca444201a85
Mansvoice, I mean no disrespect to you but I cannot understand at all your chivalrous approach to the girls on this site. Why exactly should females here be treated with any respect at all? They are here against the wishes of Dick and most of us here are tired of their brain dribble taking up all this valuable web space. Even if you find one that you like that doesn’t make her any more welcome here. I am relatively new here and you are an old school soldier and I respect your views but how can you justify coming to any woman’s defense when they shouldn’t be here in the first place?
December 7th, 2007 at 9:24 am - IP Man-Hash: ef16c27e53942
.
‘Tis okay. I walked into the lions den, unwanted, unannounced, and unprepared.
And thus, my concession speech endeth.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:26 am - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
That was awesome.
December 7th, 2007 at 9:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 3b87498627ba8
Romanticism is dead, dear.