Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a million sales, a million dollars, a million fans, ask a man. If it’s not porno downloads or a divorce settlement, women have no business with a million of anything.
I have never been troubled by this silly “equality” thing and I’ll tell you why. Men own wealth. No matter how many Political Science degrees universities sell or how often the Guardian runs a diatribe on women and their eventual world take over, one thing will never change: women will never own wealth.
Women are wealth. They’re tacky, they’re overpriced, and their warranty sucks, but they’re still depreciating assets that can be purchased for a an amount directly proportional to their age and sex appeal.
Read an economics text book. Then, dump your girlfriend.
Women can’t own wealth in the same way a peanut butter and banana sandwich can’t eat another peanut butter and banana sandwich. They just get lumped together into a bigger sandwich. In the case of women, their income is converted into accessories that mean the difference between an airport lounge appletini and table service at the Ghost Bar.
Jobs, small business loans, and the wage gap can go fuck themselves. The richest 1% of the population will always own everything, and that richest 1% is a sausage party of men that’s never going to get broken up. Out of the top thousand billionaires in the world today, 5% of them are women. I didn’t research how many of those women are billionaires because of an inheritance, but I would estimate that it’s whatever percentage aren’t Oprah and the woman who wrote Harry Potter. There’s always room at the top for a real estate man-mogul or a world changing manventor, but at the moment, the world is all stocked up on emotional masturbation and stories about gay wizards.
I pity women like Oprah and the gay wizard author. Once a woman has money on her own, she can no longer be sexually attracted to men. Imagine what kind of hell that is for a woman. A woman with a billion dollars is like a man with a set of DD’s. Why would he ever talk to a woman again?
Women with their own money are confined to a life of pets, gossip, and spare tires.
I’ve heard of a book called “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke,” and while I’m sure it’s full of a lot of great money managing tips for women — tips like “stop spending money” and “credit cards count as money”, I have a better financial planning tip for young women out there:
A career is not a man.
It doesn’t matter if a woman is a billionaire. I could teach a falcon how to walk on a leash or use a litter box, but wouldn’t we all like to see the falcon do what it was meant to do?
Wealth is not about statistics, it’s about the top 1%. While 100% of women are yammering like broken chainsaws about puppies and periods, the top 1% of men are running the world.
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December 6th, 2007 at 10:28 am - IP Man-Hash: fb1de3c77ad9c
This site brings all sorts of happiness to my life. heh. There are some good comments left recently up here. Good stuff guys.
Also: Feminism is a joke.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am - IP Man-Hash: 9468470980154
I’m beginning to see HOW MUCH of a JOKE it really is now, because of this site. My husband has seen a big change in me and believe me I’m reaping the benefits (and I’m not talking about gifts, I could care less about those) ;).
December 6th, 2007 at 10:43 am - IP Man-Hash: 758747e98e167
I have been here about a month, and I had pretty much the same experience as you, Keb- I haven’t spent much time at Victorian lady’s blog though- I’ve read a few things, but I have to really get over there.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:44 am - IP Man-Hash: 758747e98e167
Have you read that- I found it at the Tom Lykes web site-
December 6th, 2007 at 10:45 am - IP Man-Hash: 758747e98e167
Sorry- that was @ Soloman- about “the great female con”
December 6th, 2007 at 10:56 am - IP Man-Hash: 9468470980154
I came on here right after I saw Dick on Dr.Phil and let me tell you I came on here with a chip on my shoulder. I was Girly girl…..YUCK….I know!! I acted like an ass and proved how right Dick is. I have since apologized and said I would leave, but I started to read VL blogs and she is amazing! I would love to see more ladies come and comment!
December 6th, 2007 at 10:58 am - IP Man-Hash: 45b5feaa4783b
I hope you’re talking about our peanutbutter conversation. It’s clearly very interesting.
:)
December 6th, 2007 at 11:01 am - IP Man-Hash: 758747e98e167
Oh my God! YOU are *~*GIRLY GIRL*~*?????!!!! I can’t fucking believe this… That’s great-
Fuck- Welcome to this side- I sent him an email too- he posted it is “I Get Dick”
December 6th, 2007 at 11:09 am - IP Man-Hash: 9468470980154
I know, I know…..sickening isn’t it!!! I was such a goofball or a LOON as I would say!!!! ( in my defence, LOON is almost a term of endearment in my household, my husband and I call each other that to defuse arguments and go straight to laughter!)
This side is much brighter =)!!!!!!
December 6th, 2007 at 11:39 am - IP Man-Hash: 45b5feaa4783b
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Wow, you people can eat.
Peanutbutter really isn’t that good for you. I’m just going to come right out and say it. We only have about three different brands of peanutbutter. The main (and best) is Kraft.
:)
It’s super unhealthy. Even the light version is unhealthy. Peanutbutter is a heartattack in a jar.
Kraft make vegemite also. They’re the only brand to make vegemite. We’re all about manopolies, here in Australia.
Also… our peanutbutter isn’t sweet. It’s as sweet as a real peanut is, which isn’t very sweet. Nutella is sweet. It supposedly is made from hazelnuts… but I suspect whatever part of it is actual hazelnut is well over compensated for, with much sugar. :S
Hmm. I see the sun rising.
Toodloo.
PS Vegemite is the shit. You don’t understand. And marmite and vegemite are not alike. Marmite is foul. Vegemite (as the name may or may not give away) is veggie based. Marmite… is made from animal fats. It is FOUL. Promite is equally as foul. Vegemite is champion though. Tough kids eat vegemite. I’m a vegemite kid :), I was in a Vegemite Kids commercial, and everything!! Lol, I’m daft.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:41 am - IP Man-Hash: 50fad96009bbb
Dick I read your article and in most cases it should read:
Want to know what a Million looks like? Ask a widow.
I know that when I’m dead, my wife will be alot wealthier than I ever was (I pay enough in fucking premiums) but when I see women blabber on about how much more wealthier women are as if they have all grafted like a man it pisses me off.
December 6th, 2007 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 9468470980154
You are so right Geeza. After my dad passed away three years ago, my mom sold EVERYTHING!!! My dad was no millionaire, but worked his ass off for everything he had. Now my mom is homeless and has NOTHING to show for the money she went threw, except a damaged liver and one heart attach from all of the pain pills she blew his money on!
December 6th, 2007 at 1:23 pm - IP Man-Hash: 45b5feaa4783b
Lol…
“Only in America would you need a website and a book to tell you that men are better than women.
Why cant a women dirve?… Cuz you dont need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen! I AM ON FIRE!”
I’m going to have to assume that an Australian wrote that. :)
That’s how we roll. Lol..!
I have to say, I almost agree. I got that quote off a different site, talking about Dick’s visit to Dr Phil, and how he was doing a signing for the book he wrote, and it was in short crapping on about this website, and the book (not to say the website and book are crap, but when people talk for an extended amount of time, I like to assume they are ‘crapping on’, as I am doing right now).
That comment though… good times. Minus the joke at the bottom. The top bit is true ‘Only in America‘.
:)
December 6th, 2007 at 6:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: c14d471d83006
Let’s see… Directly linking didn’t work so:
http://www.digg.com/television/Could_this_be_Dick_Masterson_of_MenAreB etterThanWomen_com
December 6th, 2007 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Riddle me this: Who gives a shit?
Just another bitchy girly-girl who thinks that she’s not a dime a dozen.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: 758747e98e167
Signed, doubt fish.
Fucking signed.
December 6th, 2007 at 7:40 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
Hey, I saw your myspace. Can I tit-fuck you?
December 6th, 2007 at 7:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9b473eaa244eb
Holy shit, Probs is 18? wow. Thought she was much older.
December 6th, 2007 at 8:03 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
I noticed that the little girly-girl Eliza thinks that DM is joking. And tell me, little miss, how is it that he is joking, and how is that even remotely relevant to the facts and statistics he draws from? He may be a funny guy, far funnier than a girly-girl who thinks that baby noises like ’screech’ and ‘vagina’ (small cock, titter titter) are entertaining, but then men have to get out of that stage fairly early on in life. See, you think that who he is has anything to do with his argument, which it does not.
Just like a bitch, expecting society to back up what you can’t handle. Notice how all the bitch in the article does to describe Dick is a few longwinded assumptions about how if two people are physically similar, and a spiritual little girly-girl does some meditation with her smelly heels next to her on the topic, that somehow amounts to shit.
Let me tell you something, little miss:
If you’re going to flat-out attack anybody like that, you’d better be ready to bet your miserable little life that you are right. Maybe he is the author of this site, and maybe he isn’t. However, either way you leave yourself open and exposed to legal attack - slander, libel, harassment and the like.
But then you’re a little girly-girl who tries to solve all of her problems with ugly, disgusting shoes.
Stupid fuck-and-chuck.
December 6th, 2007 at 8:06 pm - IP Man-Hash: 60c984a618a05
I think she’s 15 or 16 (chronologically speaking) - my scientific wild-ass guess would be that it’s the premature aging from extensive surgery and malnutrition.
And, of course, the self-inflicted emotional and mental harm, if you get my drift.