Pay, Pump, and Go.
I was pulling up to a gas pump yesterday that a woman was just leaving and when I got out of the car a shrill female voice shouted across the gas station, “What the fuck!” It was the very same woman who had just gotten back into her car and pulled away.
“Yea?” I said. She again repeated, “What the fuck!”
That’s how women solve problems. They stop whatever they’re doing and scream obscenities until someone refills their bottle. That’s also why little girls shouldn’t swear, because as they grow up, they’ll be frothing at the mouth to do so.
Obviously, the woman was upset because she was somehow not done with whatever she was doing that a man would have done in half the time.
“I thought you were done.” I said.
Another woman came out of nowhere and began comforting the first who was well in hysterics. After all, I had just robbed her of her due right to purchase gasoline exactly how and when she had envisioned doing so. Without a man’s sense of priority or perspective, this act was tantamount to me waltzing into her wedding, tipping over the cake, making gang signs in all the pictures, and then seducing her mother for the evening and not calling her the next day. Real class act basically, and all I did so far was open my car door.
The new woman instructed the other to use one of the many pumps around the other side of the petrol station.
“Hey!” I said clearly and deliberately as though I was addressing a rebellious mule. “I thought you were done.”
Like every man does in absolutely every situation, I fixed the problem immediately. I simply backed up and went to another pump. By the way, that’s a good strategy when it comes to dealing with women caught in the wild mania that they call their home — simply back up and go for another. It’s not like suffering any of her bullshit is going to win you an award or any fucking compassion. Women have the memories of goldfish.
I hesitate to make this article about how men are better than women at filling their car with gas, although it’s completely true. As I watched the completely normal — let me stress that again — completely normal woman whose make-believe logic and hysteria you encounter a hundred times every day, continue her grand gasoline purchasing adventure, I discovered two things.
Mistake number two was that she had pulled up to the pump on the wrong side, thus prompting her to back out in the first place. That explains the cursing, I thought. When women are embarrassed they will try to eviscerate everything that they can get their talons in — especially their own children.
Mistake number one was that a man gave her a set of car keys.
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wemen should’nt waste time just say it i want to fuck you right now we will not say no.
Yeah that’s called being straight to the point. But, bitches are too dramatic for that. They love to stretch shit out of proportion & take the long way around, not just with sex, but with other things as well.
Women like to play hard to get(like starting an argument with you when they like you) and beat around the bush to see how far you’ll go to get with them. When you prove you won’t go too far to get with them, it kinda pisses them off. They see it as a challenge of getting you to do what they want you to do.
When you know this about women, you already know how to deal with them. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, women liked to be chased. When you don’t chase them or ignore them then it’s a problem. That’s why it’s so good to get them bitches on their knees/backs afterwards. Slamming these bitches with dick is the perfect hobby. The main thing is to keep it as a hobby, not trying to make something big out of it (like a relationship or marriage) the way bitches do. To all of my fellow men out there keep pounding these hoes and avoid marrying them at all costs.
How true. Women will take it out on the innocent somebody else if they are embarassed in some way. Attack – to not be attacked. Accuse – to not be accused. A woman’s typical arsenal. But YOU, a man, should ignore it completely. Only then, she will see how big of a fool she is.
how dare you dick! that bitch could’ve pulled into another pump. selfish cunt might have learned her lesson and….nevermind I had a brain fart and forgot what i was reffering to….a fucking woman they will never learn!
omg, did that really need to be written about in detail. All the fucking retarded men I meet I could write a whole encyclapedia.
encyclapedia
Write one? You can’t even spell it, you thick cunt.
Dick you are very mature, nice man. I would have told the bitch to shut the fuck up. But thats me though. I try to entice women to assualt me because it gives me a free pass to punch them in their yappers and then watch them go to jail. Self-defense is a man’s best friend (so is Kenpo)
I just want sex women are so boring and irrelevant I could cry like one.
- make up
- relationships
- lets talk about love and clothing
- psychology
- things that don’t involve math
- women are so boring
positive:
- they have tits and vaginas
- tits and vaginas are the least boring thing on the planet
I clicked on this entry at the Random Dick area. I expected it to be about prostitution, with a witty title. Good article.
Prostitution doesn’t really exist. Men don’t pay women to have sex with them; they pay them to shut up and go away afterward.
Don’t bother, some girl will fuck it up by making it vegan somehow.
What am I saying? We’ll just fix it, like every other damn thing women ruin.
Don’t bother, some girl will fuck it up by making it vegan somehow.
Bring on the disposable android sex bots!
Gas pumps and women? Not much difference except they both pump for cash. Similar intelligence but one does a real job without complaining and the other complains without much work. Just pump, pay and go.
man I thought this was about hookers.
shit.
So female admits that she and all other women are handicapped in this man made world. They can’t create anything so they cry until the big bad men changes things to accommodate them too. The reality is that men always think of the women too because women can’t do for themselves. Then she makes excuses for why women appear to be too stupid to do things for themsleves.
Yes women have the memory of a goldfish but she will bitch about something for hours and keep repeating the offense so she wont forget it until she gets home and e-mails her complaint to NOW.
I just fucking love how women flock to other women and band together against the big mean angry men. God help the woman who’s spot you “stole”. May she never encounter and actually situation of emergency.
In my MUCH younger days as a cashier at a gas station I was the beneficiary of a womans’ blundering. She used her credit card, really most likely her husbands’ credit card- oh GOD i’m a traitor ! I just realized ! Please forgive me as you read on !, at the pump to get gas. When she finished she just threw the pump handle on the ground and drove off. Normally one might be frustrated with such behavior, but not me !!!
You see this was when using credit cards at the pump was a new thing and only gas cards would work. I knew instantly what that innocent looking nozzle laying on the pavement meant to me, as you probably do. FREE GAS ! $$$$
Fortunately this was at night and a slow night at that. I filled up my vette and went home and got my camaro and 5 gas cans and filled them up. Called my Dad to come fill up his full size Ford van with the dual tanks, called my friends to come fill up. I had a fellow worker keep clicking the pump between fills to keep the purchase “active” and by the time we were done the purchase was several hundred dollars ! Gas was alot cheaper then, oh the good ol’ days !
I would say thanks to the female blunder but realistically it was a fellow man who paid.
I hang my head in shame and please accept my confession !
The world doesn’t suit any sex, it has rules of its own and humans have learned to adapt to it or die.
If we are talking about human civilisation we could say that it’s hardly a world made for man – but a man-made world, is it not?
you are fucking retarded aren’t you? the world has rules and humans have learned to adapt? does the world have a mind of its own or something? huma-i mean men set the rules and every other person is forced to live by them. and you spelled civilization incorrectly, which is even more amazing when you consider that this sight is equipped with a spell check. you are a lazy, useless, arrogant bitch.
…………………and who’s fault, exactly, is it that the world “suits” men more than women? surely if women were even remotely competant when it came to innovation, creativity, sheer ability and had SOME form of practical and dignified ways of actually making themselves heard…then maybe, and i stress MAYBE the world would suit you, because you would in fact…be the better sex?
Good for you female!
Of course!! I have also been treated extremely well by men. Don’t think I’m on some kind of a pity trip or am a victim. Definately not a victim and not into wallowing, lifes too short for that.
Female, have you ever been mistreated (in the real world) by a man because you were a woman?