Pets Are Not Children
Men are a lot like dogs. That’s right, that’s what I said. Talk to any woman about anything and eventually she’ll tell you exactly the same thing.
Men are dogs.
Of course, just like any other time a woman opens her mouth, she doesn’t have any fucking clue what she’s talking about. She’s right only because women vomit words from their mouths with such a frequency that eventually she has to be right, even though she’s probably contradicting something she’s just said, or possibly jibbering in a language she doesn’t know.
If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping Network and a credit card on speed dial. That’s why men are better pet owners than women; because the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.
Dogs are loyal, resourceful, and they have positive attitudes. They also don’t give a shit about being too clean because that is really neurotic and ruins the fuck out of the feel of an otherwise livable home.
What could be more man-like than that? Those kinds of man-traits, that men share with dogs as well as with all the other animals in the wild that have to make their own way instead of goldbricking on the couch day-in, day-out and conjuring up reasons why weddings are important enough to spend more than dick on — make men better pet owners than women. Hands down.
Let’s take a pet’s impact on others into account first. Because that’s how men behave. Rocking the boat is inappropriate unless it’s necessary to get the job done, and when owning a guinea pig or a Chihuahua it is fucking not.
How many times have you seen a dog in a sweater or in a purse? Probably not a lot, but when you did, you can bet your ass that a man didn’t do that. A man also has never had a bunch of pictures of his pets in his wallet or his Man Bag that he’s ready to whip out on the unsuspecting at a moment’s notice. Nor will a man tell stories about his pets that are not extremely humorous; because that’s a huge waste of everyone’s time.
That’s strike one for women, who will begin a show-and-tell tale at any random point over their pet’s lifeline and finish no one knows the fuck where because there’s no point to any of it anyway. No one gives a shit if the cat turns purple in the winter time or the hamster likes the raisins more than the sunflower seeds. Leave that kind of life sucking bullshit in the diary or the equally horseshit LiveJournal.
Here’s strike two. Pets are not babies. No matter how much women want everyone to think the pug in their lap has been brewing inside of them for nine months, it fucking hasn’t. It was a few hundred bucks and there’s like a billion of them. That means no one wants to see pictures of the ugly thing, no one wants to hear about baby’s first poop, and no agency is going to come haul anyone away if the fucker misses a few meals. It’s not a big deal.
I’m not even going to make the third point that men are better than women at being pet owners because men are better than women at taking care of things. Let me just say this. Men never complain about raising a baby do they? The midnight feedings, the constant crying; I’ve only ever heard those complaints come from women. Women who all complain about taking care of babies as often and as grandly as they can, like they’re all the Virgin fucking Mary — even if they don’t have any of their own! I don’t even know how that works.
It’s because taking care of babies or pets or classic cars comes naturally to us men. It’s our sixth sense. Our man sense. Our mighty man-empathy. The only thing women can empathize with is a cactus.
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Go on and repeat that a thousand times. Denial of the truth always works for dumb cunts like yourself. MABTW, period. We > You.
“Get used to it”? HAHAHHAHA. Can’t accept the fucking truth huh? It hurts bitch but boy, let it sting.
Correct me if I’m wrong here but, did Jesus not treat men and women equally? If men really were better than women, would Jesus not have pointed that out? And don’t give me that bible shit because you know just as well as I do that prejudice, judgemental, egotistal men wrote it.
By the way, if women are so horried, then why are we here? To reproduce, I guess, but according to this site I suppose we aren’t “meant” to be here. I’ll tell you why, to guide you chauvinistic bastards. Without our help, you men would be walking around aimlessly scratching your heads, wondering what on earth to do.
And yes, I do realize this site says “No women allowed” but you can’t really stop us.
What’s all this? Fighting for our country, you say? Oh, I see, so going into ANOTHER country, shooting innocent people then coming back all high and mighty on your totem poll is what you define is “Defending your country”.
I think it is wrong, just wrong to go there and shoot up the place. It’s not god damn defending our country, it’s destroying another.
I suppose you’ll all comment back, bashing me about “911″, which by the way was conducted by psychotic bastards that had a warped percection of all things right.
Just because out of maybe 1,000 people there is probably less than one person that would even think about doing something like that.
Men are NOT better than women, men will never be better than women. We are equals, get used to it assholes.
Oh and Dick, I’m guessing the only reason you hate women so, is because your ex-girlfriend probably dumped you for a guy that actually USED his brain, not that I blame her.
Either that or your mother was a crack whore who coudln’t afford your abortion so you’ve decided to make a pathetic site about how men are better than women.
Correct me if I’m wrong here but, did Jesus not treat men and women equally? If men really were better than women, would Jesus not have pointed that out? And don’t give me that bible shit because you know just as well as I do that prejudice, judgemental, egotistal men wrote it.
By the way, if women are so horried, then why are we here? To reproduce, I guess, but according to this site I suppose we aren’t “meant” to be here. I’ll tell you why, to guide you chauvinistic bastards. Without our help, you men would be walking around aimlessly scratching your heads, wondering what on earth to do.
And yes, I do realize this site says “No women allowed” but you can’t really stop us.
What’s all this? Fighting for our country, you say? Oh, I see, so going into ANOTHER country, shooting innocent people then coming back all high and mighty on your totem poll is what you define is “Defending your country”.
I think it is wrong, just wrong to go there and shoot up the place. It’s not god damn defending our country, it’s destroying another.
I suppose you’ll all comment back, bashing me about “911″, which by the way was conducted by psychotic bastards that had a warped percection of all things right.
Just because out of maybe 1,000 people there is
Oh sorry. I meant to say ‘Your fat, donut eating ass’.
Bust a Houdini for us and ‘Abragofuckyoursef’.
By being on this site you prove your stupididy. Did you not see the portion that mentions ‘No women allowed’?
You truly are a sad excuse for a human being. You make Marines like myself embarrased to have fought for this country. Definitely for pinko, candy ass, commie civilians such as yourself. Your definitely entertaining and obviously ungrateful for what we have done for fat, donut eating ass overseas. Fuck off Dick’s site KL.
MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN
Can you provide us with a clear example of how “doug’s” (doubt’s?) typing shows he is less intelligent than you? Or is it just your opinion based on the emotion of anger towards him coming through as a baseless assumption in the form of an insult?
Doubt refers to the fact that you believe women are genetically superior. Is this in fact what you believe? If so, can you provide medical evidence to support your belief?
Can you provide us with an example of how you have displayed humor and creativity here?
If you don’t have anything to prove, then why bother posting here? If you already know you are superior, then why would you care what we think? Yet you run around this website injecting your opinions wherever you can.
Are you trying to change our minds with valid reason? Or are you trying to prove to yourself that what we say isn’t true to protect the shaky foundation you have structured your life upon?
Break time.
DOUBT!
My humor and creativity come naturally.. I dont have to struggle to prove im superior like you do doug. Have a nice day!
I don’t have to ”try”- i already know I am and you prove just how inferior and stupid you are everytime you type.
I already checked that out ”doubt”. I already read about the ip addresses being traced. I know my listings are being posted.. Nice try though.
Sweet-tits, you can see your postings right here.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/forums/post-26417.html#26417
Check there before you repeat yourself or once again prove that girly-girls really are dumber than they look.
You lack originality and creativity and you have no sense of humor or timing. You may want to work on the basics like your delivery and the treatment of your audience first, you seem to be failing even on a first-grade level. It really doesn’t bode well with this whole genetically superior thing you’re trying to pull off.
fuck men
Of course you could talk about the traits that aren’t common to both genders/species and that would be interesting.
Random observations about common traits are….bland. For instance, men don’t bleed but women do so some men are turned off by the fact that the woman is bleeding. Smart men realize her mouth isn’t bleeding and she’s not totally useless that week.
There is never an excuse for animal cruelty.
Ever.
I dont get the point of that post. Were you just adding another voice for womanhood? Or were you suffering from the number 10 reason of the top 10 reasons MABTW?
I do not treat pets like children. I refuse to treat pets like children. It angers me when people do, because it is childish and annoying.
I guess guys can be compared to dogs, that fits (not meaning anything mean, just that the article seems to fit). I would add that guys, like dogs, are usually kind enough, though can be turned to a state that is downright cruel (not often, but often enough to cause worry). Of course, just a generalization.
Also, I would say that guys don’t talk about their pets unless the story is humorous and/or contains blood or acts of violence. I hear stories about dogs attacking rabbits, or a cat that scratched someone and got thrown against a wall, often enough.
I cant believe you have never heard a man complain about midnight feedings. Maybe you just have really poor hearing.
Then he is a failure at life then. He is a wimp, he has no balls, he is beta, and he is a momma’s boy. He has no masculinity. You are better off without him.
No, he was a woman.
*D3C*