Rape!
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Women think that they somehow own rape — as though rape itself were a wedding and no man could have an opinion about it.
Actually, that was more profound than I thought it was going to be.
More men than women are raped every year. I, Dick Masterson, am taking back rape like I took back the vote. It’s a man thing and women aren’t allowed to have an opinion on it.
Rape is one of the most underreported crimes in the world. That’s because women don’t really give a shit about it. I sat on my seatbelt one time. It sucked and I was sore for a bit, but I cranked some metal all the way to work and by the time I got there, I didn’t give a shit. That’s basically the same as women and rape. They just need an extra long shower.
Extra long showers are metal for women.
Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police. If women love to hate rape so much, then why do they constantly miss the opportunity to do something about it? Because they’re women. If rolling her eyes doesn’t fix the problem, it’s passed to the nearest man.
More men are raped every year than women. When I decided that, I was initially shocked at the statistics, which indicated the opposite: that I was wrong.
Prison rape statistics put the annual number of prisoner rape at approximately 7,000 a year. The average number of women who are “sexually assaulted” every year is 200,780.
That’s a big fucking difference. Like a wedding or menopause, it looks like women should own rape and be able to say whatever they want about it. However, like usual when dealing with women, I knew there was some bullshit afoot with that staggering 200,000.
When I forced my man-probe of investigation into this data, I discovered that “sexual assault” is not the same as rape. Apparently women aren’t going by the long-established and very manly Clinton definition of “sexual” when they define “assault”. If it didn’t fit, you must acquit.
64,080 of sexual assaults involve actual rape. And a staggeringly low 26% of these rapes were committed by an actual stranger.
A roommate who drinks all your beer isn’t a thief, he’s just a dick. A younger brother who burns your toys isn’t an arsonist, he’s just a dick. A guy who fucks a drunk girl who passed out in his bed isn’t a rapist, he’s just a dick. Get over it.
26% of 64,000 rape victims is 16,640 women. Getting your boob grabbed on the subway isn’t rape.
A woman might think these pruning measures should be applied to my prison man-rape statistics, but if anything, prison rape is probably more underreported than regular rape.
I have something I call the Treasure Map of Truth that I use when dealing with women. Step one is determining what women actually mean with a word like “sexually”. They never mean what you think they mean. Step two means figuring out how much of it was her fault. It’s usually very high. In this case, 74%. And step three is see where she’s lying her fucking ass off.
Less than half of accused rapists are convicted. 54% to be mancise. That means any man accused of and arrested for rape is likely to not have done shit. Can anyone say Duke Lacrosse?
If 54% of rapes didn’t actually happen, then that reported 16,640 goes down to 7,654.
If I was a woman, that’s where I would stop. 7,654 women and 6,908 men are raped every year and it looks like women barely squeaked out a majority on this one. That doesn’t mean it’s theirs, but it does make me wrong, which I’m much more concerned about.
By all conservative estimates, 10% of rape victims are male. That means the final rape statistics for any given year are 7,750 men and 6,750 women.
Men are better than women.
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Do Not Pass Go
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January 13th, 2008 at 10:55 am - IP Man-Hash: 720a12647a390
Agreed. The misuse of the definition of rape in western legislation whereby a woman is “raped” if she’s taken advantage of by means of seduction, or worse still, where she is somehow statutory regardless of age simply by being under the influence of drugs or alcohol even while still conscious enough to make poor judgement decisions (hence receiving a “get out of being regarded a slattern free” card on the grounds of being deemed no longer responsible for her own poor decision making), is not only utter horse-shit, but to my mind, sadly, and most disgustingly, diminishes to a large extent the horrific ordeal suffered by men or women whom have been truly raped in the classic and PROPER sense of the word.
Misunderstanding indeed. It’s only a stupid presumption in terms of fashionable modernisation. Apparently wearing the uniform of a slattern, talking like a slattern, and behaving like a slattern does no longer a slattern make. It’s perfectly reasonable to expect one whom dresses talks and acts like a slattern to actually be one, just as it’s reasonable expecting someone dressed in a police uniform directing traffic to an officer of the law. So any woman whom takes offence at being treated as such when dressed and conducting herself in this manner, needs to seriously reassess the way she presents herself to the world.
Of course, no always means no (unless she’s signed a bsdm contract with a different “safe word” to be used in its place), the travesty is in declaring her incapable of legally saying yes simply on the grounds of having alcohol in her bloodstream and changing rules of evidence or court procedures which permit her to make false claims without risk of perjury and not having to face her accused before a jury of peers. An “alleged-victim” should NOT be given status of “victim” until a fair trial is conducted and guilt of the accused proven beyond reasonable doubt.
January 13th, 2008 at 3:18 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
True story:
While in my MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) school about 4 male servicemen and 2 female servicewomen went out for a night on the town. Naturally, everyone got shitfaced. On our drive back one of the females began to hit on one of the Men in the car begging to be fucked before we got back to base. He refused repeatedly.
She finally stripped down to no clothing and sat on his lap ‘doing herself’ and continuing to beg. He finally got fed up with her whining and we stopped the vehicle. He took her into the forest, finished off and walked away. We waited for her to emerge and when she didn’t we went out to find her at which point, upset from not being gratified, she said she was raped. Even the female that was with us didn’t believe a word of this. She refused to enter the vehicle and stated she would walk back. So we left her on her merry way.
What happened next is despicable. She tore some of her clothing and stumbled back on to base drunk and disoriented emerging out of the forest screaming rape.
In the following weeks our friend was court martialled and we were sent to testify, even the female. The JAG officers and military courts found our friend to be innocent of all charges and the woman to be a complete liar. She was promptly kicked from the military. In the days that followed when she would show up for rank formation the entire group of Marines would turn their backs on her in shame until she got back into formation.
I need no further proof that many rapes are fucking bullshit.
MENAREBETTERTHANWOMEN
January 13th, 2008 at 7:59 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
I found it entertaining that there were no Trolls that could respond to the above story.
Dick how about ‘All military wives are cheating whores’?
January 13th, 2008 at 11:47 pm - IP Man-Hash: c6a00c1f91ce3
Falsely accusing someone of rape is wrong, just like rape is wrong. It’s also wrong to defend an immoral act just because of the gender, or race, or religion of the wrongdoer.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 0a379370a5fd8
Ah……fuck it.
The secret to rape…..not my fault you don’t run fast enough.
Really though, it has only existed world-wide since, oh, the inception of Dick and Vagina. I can guarantee Eve started that headache shit with Adam, and you know he just forced her to give it up…….
I mean, seriously, you are the only two people on the planet, and the fucking bitch won’t give it up AND goes all Darth Vader with Satan too?
Jesus Christ, that is FUCKED UP.
Anywho, back to rape. Yep, it happens. Yep, it always will.
Fix for Rape: BFG (Big Fucking Gun)
Shooting the man trying to rape you stops the rape, and gets the point across. You know, death and pain make a great deterrant to crime.
But……..women still don’t get that part.
Man: “You looking at my ass? POW! No Officer, she was trying to rape me, I shot her, she won’t do it anymore”.
Woman: “I know I am in a bar being a drunk whore, uhhhh….what was I saying? Yes, I came here for sex, just not with you. BANG! He raped me Occifer, but since I am fucked up, and stupid to boot, I couldn’t defend myself through common sense and .38 Specials”.
So, if one uses Logic, one comes to this conclusion:
Because women are stupid, women get raped.
Because men are not stupid, with the exception of Prison, men don’t get raped.
Men understand how to kill people, and make them stop being naughty.
Women understand how to whine to the cops.
I fail to see the big issue with rape.
Myself, I think it is wrong to defend the stupid and weak who intentionally stay stupid and weak because they are lazy.
Just my opinion right fucking there Spanky.
January 14th, 2008 at 6:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: 55548152be297
While the above is true, it has nothing to do with my story or the reality of women consistently and falsely accusing Men of rape.
Go fuck yourself.
- Sgt. Reyes
February 16th, 2008 at 10:34 am - IP Man-Hash: bad3102fba324
Far more amusing than this article is the idea of Dick being emasculated and butt-raped with his own cock.
Now that would make me laugh.
February 16th, 2008 at 11:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 600ecc5db54be
Just like a woman, when it happens to them it’s a horrible thing worth media attention and pity, when it happens to anyone else it’s a laughing matter.
February 16th, 2008 at 12:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: ae2b789fa969a
What a nasty bitch you are.
I was just imagining a camel shitting a load on your face
and you begging for more while licking your lips. Now that would be funny.
February 17th, 2008 at 7:45 am - IP Man-Hash: bad3102fba324
Yeah, you have to tell yourself I’m a woman, don’t you, arseholes?
Hahahahahahaha! Sorry dudes, but I’m one of you.
You can dish it out but you can’t take it. Grow some balls, you fucking hypocrites.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:06 am - IP Man-Hash: ade4245efcc91
lol Men are better than women? I get a hearty lol from this, let me leave you fucktards with something to think about, people are stupid.
If that stupid bitch is slightly dumber than the next dumbfuck around the corner, who cares? the point is, Smart men and women are both so far and few between that you tend to not really give a fuck. fucking idiots, bet bush would be proud of you though, Int, the new dumpstat.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:21 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
One simply has to admire King Wang’s ability to convey profound truths about the nature of female psychology through the use of a unique sense of humour and unconventional literary style.
To state the obvious: women are brutally raped because women hate sex. After all, the only reason why rape occurs in the first place is because the overwhelming majority of women are both organically frigid and fiercely monogamous. Nevertheless, in the spirit of feminist equality, I propose that the best way to prevent rape is to train women in both the delicate practices of relaxation and the mimicry of male patterns of physical arousal in coitus. Neither karate nor mace can be counted on as deterrents that effectively prevent forcible copulation in the first place, but a woman trained in the fine art of sexual receptivity is the best line of defence against any rapist. Given the female propensity to histrionic behaviour and neurasthenia, this shouldn’t be an entirely difficult enterprise to accomplish. After all, it is certainly no secret that the best way for any woman to combat both the incidence and frequency of rape is to quickly undress and spread her legs whenever a lusty male demands it.
By the way, where is King Wang?
March 29th, 2008 at 7:06 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
What a fascinating story. I wonder why women act like this? Desire for attention?
March 29th, 2008 at 7:11 am - IP Man-Hash: 271ca43bb0c55
You sound like an English
It’s Paddy de Iroish retard wit’ ’s ‘ead filled wit’ Semtex an’ ‘ oly Water: Paddy, da child molesting, half civilized cunt…
March 29th, 2008 at 12:33 pm - IP Man-Hash: 61bdbb94d2fd7
Personally I think it’s just out of control issues. I remember plenty of times in life women tried to be all “in your face” and independant only to run to the nearest man the minute trouble came up.
Quick, do what she says or her father will kick your ass!
March 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 61bdbb94d2fd7
By out of control issues I mean because of, just in case of confusion.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: c2f9d3c632dd9
I remember the Mike Tyson case, when he was convicted as a rapist where in fact he was the one who was raped. And no one spoke a word. Woman are so considerate and compassionate. If so, why don’t you imagine how Mike Tyson must be feeling. And multiply it by the number of men who were falsely accused of rape, served, got raped on regular base in prison. Can you imagine how big phenomenon of a crime it is? But, does any women wants to notice this phenomenon? No because they have monopoly over the rape, and according to them such a phenomenon does not exist.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:25 pm - IP Man-Hash: c2f9d3c632dd9
First of all no one yet defined rape. ??? . Rape is defined as bringing someone by deception to a sexual activity. By this definition every intercourse is a rape. For ex a man says to a woman; why don’t you visit me and ill show you my stamp collection. By definition he raped her and now it’s up to women to decide, whether she liked it or not, cos if she did not like it, that sure was rape. And that is how women struggle to make the world a better place for all God’s creatures, and still wander what the f… are we men are complaining about?;)
April 16th, 2008 at 7:30 am - IP Man-Hash: d67595af8af5f
If a woman seduces a man and invites him to her room, spreads her legs for him and then accuses him of rape, by definition she is a rapist. In the Mike Tyson case the wrong person went to jail.
April 20th, 2008 at 11:08 am - IP Man-Hash: 109e37fc1d5e3
rape [reip] noun
the crime of having sexual intercourse with a woman against her will.
actually rape’s definition is:the act of forced penetration of any bodily orifice (vaginally, anally, or orally) or forced cunillingous, involving violation of the survivor’s body and psychological person. The assault is accomplished by the use of force, the threat of force, or without force when the survivor is unable to physically or mentally give her or his consent.