Science Says: Women Are Miserable
I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.
In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.
“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”
Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.
Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.
If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.
Go fuck yourself.
The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.
A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.
Men are better than women at being happy.
Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.
Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.
Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.
Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.
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Wow if they are miserable now I cant imagine what will happen once we hit a major war or depression. American society today is a fantasy where millions of women are employed in service jobs where they dont make anything, dont produce anything, ect. This sort of economy is dependent on the vast wealth that our country amassed due to enterprising men over the last 200 years. Public relations, real estate, advertising, smiling receptionists, obnoxious middle managers- all of these careers that women flock to are dependent on having a man at the top who produces a product for them to sell and leech off of. If you go high enough in any company, there is always a man who runs it and made it happen. 90% of jobs in this country that women posess are there because of that man. The fact is, now that men are being replaced by women in school and the workforce, nothing is being produced or advanced, innovations are stagnating, and new businesses are not starting up. Our country’s economy has stagnated, and the recent economic woes are just a hint at whats to come. When the country goes broke, and the welfare state has ended, women are going to be shitting a brick with no man willing to take care of them anymore.
It will collapse, simple as that.
Throughout a history, whimmin are behind all social tragedys, that’s why the were deny rights in the past.
@John:
You got it John, point it out to others.
If this site is any indication…men with tiny dicks are miserable…but help is on the way. Just go here: http://www.maleenhancement.org/ Hahahahahahahaha
Women can do anything a man can? Three words: Pee Standing Up. There.. Men win.
Actually women can pee standing, and if they are skilled in the art can actually pee further than men.
See this is how women do it.
They take a grain of truth, women CAN pee standing up, and then build it into fallacy.
There is no skill in the distance you can pee, it is a product of anatomy and relative muscular strength. Given the divergent morphology of males and females, males would obviously posses a significant advantage over females.
What she should have said was,
“Actually women can pee standing.”
Oh God, it’s 1am, and I’m arguing with a cretinous female over who can pee the furthest – this is perhaps the lowest point in my life…
What a moron. Read orde Levinson the female urinal, women can pee further because their urethra’s are shorter so the pee has less distance to travel. See Becky Flanders website. I bet she could out pee a little dicked pipsqueak like you.
‘Women can do as much as a man’? On what planet and in what solar system would that be true? Women keep promising and giving us false hopes and lip service in this endeavor, but it has not yet materialized. If women can do as much as a man, stop bitching and start doing; the challenge of our times. Otherwise, STFU. (shut the freak up) Men only die younger than women because females nag, cheat, and manipulate us to death. We no longer fall for that crap. “There’s a new sheriff in town…and his name is Reggie Hammond”. Gender equality is a complete sham perpetrated on men to try and keep them manipulated and on the defensive. The cat is out of the bag. If women really wanted ‘gender equality’ they would be out protesting when female child molesters receive movie and book deals instead of JAIL for their crimes. We never hear a peep out of women except when they have more demands like maintaining an unfair leg up in child custody battles, sexist alimony payments, or job and promotion preferences. Put a sock in it. We are so unto your game.
That’s sort of odd since men are more likely to die in the workplace (they make up something like 96% of workplace deaths) and live less than women.
I wish you would acknowledge entire articles instead of only the piece of them that support your own theories.
The study attributed the cause of this difference to the relatively recent change in the social dynamic between sexes, saying instead that men need to pick up more slack at home, not saying that women are incapable of managing the amount of work managed by men.
The New York Times’ assertion is relatively logical. The assertion that women’s inferiority causes their inability to handle the amount of work men normally deal with is based off of conclusions you have drawn from your incomplete readings of other studies.
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Well, considering single men have the same responsibilities at home that a woman would have years ago, the only change is the increase in responsibility in the workplace. It’s not as far fetched as you imply.
I do not blame them, in this sense.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies
Look what men have done, I see the end soon, money, fascism and greed + warfare, healthy sex always kept men away from destroying the earth…
And you think that citing a novel “probe” anything?.
The novel (is a very good novel) is an allegory to show how easy is to men to revert from a civilization with rules to a state of chaos without a continual effort from our part to obey the rules. Of course, I suppose that this dilemma it’s only pertinent to a group of boys…
Imagine, a group of girls lost in a island. They surely would sit down, empathizing with each other until they starve and die. No moral dilemma, no philosophical discussion…
You are adducing that only men can destroy the world. I agreed. Only men can do that. And it’s seem that only men can create something more than new copies of ourselves… (a bacteria can do that). In fact only men, apparently, are capable to do something more than empathizing or controlling other humans through sex…
You’ll find the opposite as well. Actually women that are anxious tend to be healthier.
And the number one killer of women are cardiovascular diseases caused by what? Stress?
who does the programming for your website dick? because i know it’s not you.
Something I just am continuously unable to understand chauvinists, is how you don’t like women being part of the workplace, but if she lives off of you, it’s also horrible. Well what the fuck is she supposed to do? It’s a lose lose situation you like to place us in.
Amen.
He never said anything about dislike. It’s stated more in the sense of, “I think men are superior workers, so it’s a better idea to hire a man. I also acknowledge that will lead a woman to live off of a man, making her a whore. There is nothing wrong with being a whore, as long as you own up to it.”
Most of the women around me and in my family are happily employed and successful. I’m currently still working to earn money for college. For a program I thought ahead about. Women can’t think ahead? Last time my boyfriend thought ahead was when he was excited about his fucking Warhammer shit hitting stores.
Impressive!
I ignore women because it just leads to more and more cock teasing
why is that everytime a women see a man they have to think they want to get in her pants there brains are fucked up man its true that is why all this mind game shit is going on in this country because this society teach men to kiss women ass in my world not going to happen captin halla peace!!
You Dam SKIPPY!!!
Filthy rats and cockroaches give birth too? Want a cookie?
This entire website is ridiculous because it says that all women are the same. That said, not all men are the same either. Sure there are many reasons why women act the way they do. One of the main reasons that women and men act different is because they are conditioned to be a certain way at birth. Both parents will baby the girl more; for example a dad is more likely to coo at a baby girl and to use a more gruff voice with his baby boy. Despite this, both men and women can overcome societies standards and be who they want to be. Do I think that a women’s sport team can ever be able to compete among male teams, or that a woman has a good chance of getting into the NFL? No, because of the obvious physical differences. Will a man ever be able to feel the closeness a breastfeeding mother feels with her child? No. Do either of these things bother me? No. There are differences, but who we are and what each decides to accomplish in his or her life solely depends on how hard they want to work for it.
And if Hilary Clinton gets elected president, I hope somebody assasinates her. Not because she’s a woman, but because I hate her guts. I just wanted to share that.
Not real smart are you!
You want to believe the average female could complete with men in sports?
You’re retarded?
@justsomeone.
We men are not against the way women are, in fact we are all for women to be themselves, each and one of them. We are against the way women act, and they act all in the same way, which everybody hates, even women, even you “hate Hilary guts”. For ex I puke when I think of Hilary that’s why I don’t even think about that creature. And all men puke when they, think about the way women act, which suprises a lot of women because they think, that they way they act is making men wanting them more and welcomed by men, because the Social Matrix of which feminists are a big part, assures women to act the way they do. So women live in a big mistake, and no one benefits this way. The most disturbing part is that a peson becomes who they act, women become who they act even though they dany it. This way everyone is fucked and this is what we are against. We are liveing in the time of lies, women can not be themselces, althrough they are told, that this is their time and they can be themselves. That’s where the emotional responces of women come form as they can’t see the Social Matrix. Some men do and they are on this site. To understand them women should read between the lines and see the Matrix.
Actually, a small amount of hormone therapy would allow a man to experience breastfeeding.
Women are their happiest when they are nursing children and/or getting fuked. That is a demonstrated scientific fact. When women are breast-feeding, they produce lots of prolactin in their brains, which is related to satiety, and when ther are getting fucked without condoms the androgens in sperm are absorbed through the mucous membrane of the vagina and that cheers women up. Conclusion: men are of paramount importance for female happiness in both cases.
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It should be noted that during female orgasm, the brain almost entirely shuts down. This is to a markedly greater degree than in men.
So that’s why men confuse the whimmin in their beds with the whimmin at the office: no net difference.
“ButWe’reNotAaaalllLikeThat!!!”
Stop spamming up the forums. No one here gives a shit about what you think – bring your carpet-licking entitlement attitude elsewhere. We do not endorse racism, sexism, favoritism, genetic superiority, nor any other of your radical beliefs. We merely discern the information given to us regardless of whether it makes those daddy’s money lesbians look bad. That’s life kiddo.
Now it’s time for man-talk, little miss, so we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You are not welcome here.
No, we aren’t afraid of your baseless insults. You’re spamming up the forum in the name of the self-righteous ideology of victim feminism. Yeah, you have a cunt, you can give birth. That’s fucking great – and per usual, the only benefit of having a baby maker weighing you down. Finding any other use for female traits would be much like finding the benefit of cutting 10 mpg off an automobile.
I mean, the decrease in efficiency may help oil corporations and Mid-East dictatorships much in same way that lacy bras finance 3rd world sweatshops, but it’s really a fucking stupid thing to do. Like choosing to be born female – I mean, come on, the sluts here are pretending that they can inherently be better men than someone who was… born male.
Maybe whoever MansVoice was responding to so rudely made a few typos, ya dumb shriveled up, raisin-balled prick!
typo, ever heard of such ya dumb cunt?