Science Says: Women Are Miserable
I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.
In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.
“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”
Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.
Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.
If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.
Go fuck yourself.
The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.
A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.
Men are better than women at being happy.
Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.
Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.
Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.
Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.
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October 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
So this site is nothing more than a way for the author to make money for a book. How does this differ from your job at NBC?
People get suckered into watching half-assed shows, then have to watch a tirade of commercials. The premise being they will buy half-assed products.
NoBodyCares. So shut the fuck up.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: e36376410e1aa
The book isn’t out yet.
-Dick
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:28 am - IP Man-Hash: 8c8553e6cee5f
@ Chris: How the fuck do you get in NBC with your kind of english? What kind of bullshit is that?
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
its ok guys you all are just a pathetic waste of life and you might as well kill your selves its not like ne one will miss you
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:00 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5556903c41ed8
Chris, you are an ignoramus. Would you warn your children about the danger of a boiling pot on the stove? Modern women are that boiling pot.
MABTW simply warns people about manipulative, sly women who are treacherously inclined to fleece Men of their assets, cash and children via anti-male laws which are currently in place due to Western Feminism.
When your own children are lying in the hospital burns unit screaming in agony and scarred for life because you irresponsibly didn’t warn them about the dangers of that boiling pot on the stove, you’ll understand the concept. Until then, go stick you head back in the sand. See no evil, hear no evil, yes?
“All it takes for evil to triumph in the world is for good men to do nothing”. -Edmond Burke
Chris, if you ain’t prepared to do anything about the evil, you just ain’t one of the good men.
-”Mansman tells you what you need to know”.
October 4th, 2007 at 3:35 pm - IP Man-Hash: 806c471a27862
Anyway, too bad that retard named Chris (not me, the one above - ha!) wasted so much of everybody’s time. Too bad the idiot’s grammar mirrors the intellect; and the “job” at NBC is probably cleaning boogers off the wall in front of the urinal stand.
In any case, back to topic: ever wonder if there’s a positive relationship (I mean this statistically) between womens’ involvement in business (viz., outside the home) to the size of government? Seems to me that whenever “women’s issues” become more salient, the size of government (and my tax billl) increases. Government seems to be a substitute for a husband/daddy.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:32 pm - IP Man-Hash: 922b57b755c42
Poignant !
October 8th, 2007 at 6:31 am - IP Man-Hash: 2f854bed461cf
*Yawns*, many on this site are very successful individuals who can and will make stunning impacts on the world.
You on the other hand, are a fool, a deluded fool.
This is coming from an Asian: Learn to spell.
October 8th, 2007 at 1:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d
Yaydyayayda. Learn the difference between singular and plural, retard. Then again, you are a man.
October 8th, 2007 at 1:53 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9d37305b387b6
typo, ever heard of such ya dumb cunt?
October 8th, 2007 at 3:04 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2095fd9a9935d
Maybe whoever MansVoice was responding to so rudely made a few typos, ya dumb shriveled up, raisin-balled prick!
October 8th, 2007 at 5:05 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
Stop spamming up the forums. No one here gives a shit about what you think - bring your carpet-licking entitlement attitude elsewhere. We do not endorse racism, sexism, favoritism, genetic superiority, nor any other of your radical beliefs. We merely discern the information given to us regardless of whether it makes those daddy’s money lesbians look bad. That’s life kiddo.
Now it’s time for man-talk, little miss, so we’re going to have to ask you to leave. You are not welcome here.
No, we aren’t afraid of your baseless insults. You’re spamming up the forum in the name of the self-righteous ideology of victim feminism. Yeah, you have a cunt, you can give birth. That’s fucking great - and per usual, the only benefit of having a baby maker weighing you down. Finding any other use for female traits would be much like finding the benefit of cutting 10 mpg off an automobile.
I mean, the decrease in efficiency may help oil corporations and Mid-East dictatorships much in same way that lacy bras finance 3rd world sweatshops, but it’s really a fucking stupid thing to do. Like choosing to be born female - I mean, come on, the sluts here are pretending that they can inherently be better men than someone who was… born male.
October 15th, 2007 at 5:37 pm - IP Man-Hash: a44d29f2a967f
Women are their happiest when they are nursing children and/or getting fuked. That is a demonstrated scientific fact. When women are breast-feeding, they produce lots of prolactin in their brains, which is related to satiety, and when ther are getting fucked without condoms the androgens in sperm are absorbed through the mucous membrane of the vagina and that cheers women up. Conclusion: men are of paramount importance for female happiness in both cases.
P Coderch
November 7th, 2007 at 11:48 am - IP Man-Hash: 8d2529ad71725
This entire website is ridiculous because it says that all women are the same. That said, not all men are the same either. Sure there are many reasons why women act the way they do. One of the main reasons that women and men act different is because they are conditioned to be a certain way at birth. Both parents will baby the girl more; for example a dad is more likely to coo at a baby girl and to use a more gruff voice with his baby boy. Despite this, both men and women can overcome societies standards and be who they want to be. Do I think that a women’s sport team can ever be able to compete among male teams, or that a woman has a good chance of getting into the NFL? No, because of the obvious physical differences. Will a man ever be able to feel the closeness a breastfeeding mother feels with her child? No. Do either of these things bother me? No. There are differences, but who we are and what each decides to accomplish in his or her life solely depends on how hard they want to work for it.
And if Hilary Clinton gets elected president, I hope somebody assasinates her. Not because she’s a woman, but because I hate her guts. I just wanted to share that.
November 7th, 2007 at 11:54 am - IP Man-Hash: 0264d76590fb0
Filthy rats and cockroaches give birth too? Want a cookie?
December 5th, 2007 at 3:01 pm - IP Man-Hash: a1628008df68e
I ignore women because it just leads to more and more cock teasing
why is that everytime a women see a man they have to think they want to get in her pants there brains are fucked up man its true that is why all this mind game shit is going on in this country because this society teach men to kiss women ass in my world not going to happen captin halla peace!!
January 24th, 2008 at 9:10 am - IP Man-Hash: e4deaf7d0cbd9
Impressive!
April 13th, 2008 at 11:17 pm - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee
Most of the women around me and in my family are happily employed and successful. I’m currently still working to earn money for college. For a program I thought ahead about. Women can’t think ahead? Last time my boyfriend thought ahead was when he was excited about his fucking Warhammer shit hitting stores.
April 13th, 2008 at 11:19 pm - IP Man-Hash: 284ad1b3029ee
Something I just am continuously unable to understand chauvinists, is how you don’t like women being part of the workplace, but if she lives off of you, it’s also horrible. Well what the fuck is she supposed to do? It’s a lose lose situation you like to place us in.
April 19th, 2008 at 10:14 pm - IP Man-Hash: ac3f53db300f0
who does the programming for your website dick? because i know it’s not you.