Science Says: Women Are Miserable
I’ve been saying it for years. Women are miserable. Today, science has finally caught up with my man-brilliance.
In a survey stretching over forty years, women are found to be increasingly unhappy when compared to their smarter and better counterparts: men. The entire disaster can be summed up in one quote from a female business school student.
“My mother’s life goals were to have a beautiful garden, a well-kept house, and well-adjusted children who did well in school. I sort of want all those things, too, but I also want to have a great career and have an impact on the broader world.”
Yea. And I want a chainsaw for a cock.
Women are as malleable as lead and twice as dense. If you tell them something enough times, they’ll believe it like it’s gospel.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Women can do as much as men.
Marriage is somehow not blatant ownership of a woman.
If you asked me to raise the dead and fly around the world so fast that time reversed like some kind of Superman-Jesus, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. That’s exactly the same as telling a woman she’s capable of doing what a man can. It’s a level of insane that can only be responded to with a “go fuck yourself.” That’s what you say to a vagrant when one tells you he invented the moon.
Go fuck yourself.
The expectations put on women in today’s world are unbearably high and of an intolerable weight to the female psyche. Let’s leave maintaining a career and social circle out of it for a moment — both of which women are expected to handle. Let’s just consider the day to day activities of living as a woman in 2007.
A woman must: use a computer, remember various codes, deal with billboards and flashing lights, encounter ubiquitous supermodels, plastic surgery, and websites for swingers, and no woman is Heidi Klum. With all these distractions, it’s a goddamn miracle women can even remember to get dressed in the morning.
Men are better than women at being happy.
Today, men are responsible for exactly what we’ve been responsible for since the beginning of time: everything. No man, past or present, was surprised when he had to get a job. He knew it was coming. He knew the credit card bill was coming at the end of the month as well — which women conveniently forget right before they’re about to forget that prostitution is illegal.
Just because it takes place in hushed voices in your bedroom with your girlfriend, and not on a street corner, doesn’t mean it’s not prostitution. You’re paying her credit card bill. She’s lowering her interest rates — if you know what I mean.
Women live hour to hour. They don’t have the foresight to see sunset. Expecting them to hold five or ten year career plans in their heads is cruel. Expecting them to make a difference on the “broader world” is torture. Expecting them to do anything but fuck up and then not know how to fix it is irresponsible, irrational, and worst of all: unmanly.
Women have nothing to be miserable about. They’re all born with a black American Express Card called a “vagina”. They must just like being miserable.
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October 1st, 2007 at 4:20 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Did it ever occur to you that many here have been on top of your wife to?
October 1st, 2007 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha you guys wish you could be on top of my wife and even if i caught ne of you fuckers near my house, yall would run away cryin like the bitches you are
October 1st, 2007 at 4:48 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
you guys are the females talkin about your feelings and shit fuckin homos
October 1st, 2007 at 4:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
and if there were no females there would be no man kind, you fagots ever think about that?
October 1st, 2007 at 5:27 pm - IP Man-Hash: 0c5221ee9fc57
please don’t get this person anymore attention, don’t reply to his posts, that’s what he craves for… Just like that Chris Britney fan faggy guy on youtube.
October 1st, 2007 at 5:43 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
yea uli is a real cool name. where did you get that from the arcade room at the mall? haha dude go hump your sister or something thats prolly theo only pussy you ever get
October 1st, 2007 at 6:21 pm - IP Man-Hash: eeb32e3dc6874
Without men their would be no mankind, dickstick. That’s why it’s called mankind. I wasn’t running away crying from your house last night. Ask your wife. Uli I’ll take your advice.
October 1st, 2007 at 6:30 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha i just laught at all you dumass’s your just a bunch of idiots who havent had a date in years. im surprised you have internet out there in the woods in your trailer
October 1st, 2007 at 6:52 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ea0e34743fde
Christine, women are not allowed on this site.
October 1st, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
haha i guess there are no real men on here either….im a man i have a set maybe yall should try and grow some and stop feelin so bad for yoursleves
October 1st, 2007 at 6:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
pjANUS? see yall love it up the ass
October 1st, 2007 at 7:12 pm - IP Man-Hash: 5ea0e34743fde
If you want to pass yourself off as a man, get a man to write for you.
Oh wait, you don’t know any.
October 1st, 2007 at 7:36 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
alrite there anus you are so fuckin cool how old are you like 50 and have nothin better to do with your life
October 1st, 2007 at 7:38 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2e9b52f9da52f
See, you try to force yourself on us - figuratively, you being your God complex based upon your superficial appearance - and then wonder why we lash back out at you. That’s human nature, Christine. You ORDER someone not to see past the titties hanging off your chest and spilling over your top. Then you turn around and wonder why the out crowd dares to stare at them.
You contradict yourself, you are a contradiction, and you aren’t complicated. You’re just bat-shit crazy and stupid as fuck. The hormones and emotions you subject yourself are partly to blame, but it’s mainly the fact that you exploit your body for attention. And it’s the only source of attention you receive.
No matter how ‘pro-womyn’ the tools around you claim they are, you know all they want is a piece of that ass. If you were judged as a man, you’d be laughed out of the club the second you cried over some trivial mishap.
But you can’t be judged as an equal, can you? You claim to be a superior oppressed by society, and yet your God complex is based on exploiting yourself and your sex. You just fuck up everything you try to do for that very reason - you’re a stupid cunt who lacks discipline and consistency.
October 1st, 2007 at 9:07 pm - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
feel better now wasting all your time to write all that. im sorry your not part of the “in crowd” you all are a bunch of fuckin idiots
October 1st, 2007 at 10:08 pm - IP Man-Hash: 41f6de747e750
Yaydyayayda. Learn to spell, retard. Then again, you are a women.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:05 am - IP Man-Hash: 2385f3847dc8b
chris seems fairly upset. Why do you think that is, chris? Is this how you’d like to continue to feel? Do you feel your behavior is honorable?
Insults don’t count here, but rational comment does. Do you have a rational comment you would like to contribute?
October 2nd, 2007 at 4:23 am - IP Man-Hash: c73831d64f643
Science finally confirming what we already know as usual..
Can’t understand that bitch paper “new york times” getting one of the manginas writing that bit of drivel. Has anyone read that article. What a load of feminised drivel…
sob, cry, splutter…women are doing it so fucking hard” and “women are doing it so fucking much harder than hard”…
Who fucking cares…
Dick, you may want to use another link, that one really stank.
Might turn on some sport and have a beer..
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 7b55501cead9a
Now now Mansman, to be rational … you have to first be a man.
October 2nd, 2007 at 11:02 am - IP Man-Hash: fd406a45923a7
yes i would like to contribute the way i feel about this site i came across when this book was mailed to my job at NBC. i beleive all it is, is anti-feminism i understand its just men fighting back to the stupid women who beleive in feminism. i dont beleive in that and i dont beleive the stuff that is being written on here. its just another way for someone to publish a book that means nothing and make alot of money off the people who contribute to this site. everyone has there beleifs and what not but it sounds like a big online colt. and none of these people can give there real names or show there faces because they know that they would bebashed just as much as they are bashing women. and to some extents some of these facts about women are true but only true about the women that these men have delt with in there own experiences. it just sounds liek a bunch of guys who have been cheated on and treated liek teh scum of the earth. and maybe thats what they are so they come on here to express there thoughts on life and to take advantage of the rights as a us citicen. so more power to you guys but they might have more impact if they didnt live life in the shadows and came out to express how they felt instead of doin this childesh bull shit on this site