Size Matters
Which of these assholes would you hire to run your company?
I’m going to explain why you chose the one you did because I like explaining obvious shit in a humorous way. That’s why I wrote Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
What could be more obvious than men are better than women? Look at the size of our fucking heads!
Now, I’m going to mix up the players and make the question a bit trickier. Which one of the following candidates would you hire to do your taxes, teach your kids, replace your pancreas, engineer your bridge, or do just about any goddamn thing mankind has done since the beginning of time except pop out a clone or suck your cock?
You would choose the man because he’s got experience.
All things being equal, a bigger brain is going to produce better results. Even children know that. In fact, it takes nearly two decades to beat it out of them. That process starts with Sesame Street telling boys it’s okay to play with dolls and ends with an MBA.
By the way, let’s talk about boys and dolls. Have you ever heard one of those horseshit feminist studies where boys sometimes choose dolls over trucks when presented with no coercion or incentive to do otherwise? Thus proving that boys and girls are the same when society doesn’t shove them into little Davy Jones hats and Betty Crocker ovens?
What they don’t tell you about those studies is that the boys picked up the Barbie dolls and used them as swords. You can’t sword fight with a Tonka truck and feminists don’t know how to stock a playroom for boys.
Men, being larger than women, have brains that are approximately 10-17% larger than those of women. Men’s brains are also 100% less full of shit.
Human beings use 100% of our brains. Forget anything that your high school English teacher told you about the bio-mechanics of your head. We do not use 10% of our brains and I don’t want an overpaid babysitter talking about advanced neuroscience. Stick to what you know: babysitting.
If it was true that humans used only 10% of our brains, our heads would be the size of racquetballs and 90% of our brain would have fallen off with our gills, tail, and inability to pretend we give a shit about the women we’re talking to. Evolution is why men can pretend to care.
The point is, man-brains are bigger, and they’re bigger for a reason. Men need more brains to move our more muscles around. We also need the parts of the brain that tell us not to cry at work or stay married to a guy who fucked our sister because “it was dark and she was in our bed.” Dark? It’s called Date Rape. Men need bigger brains because if we didn’t have them, math and physics would have nowhere to live.
“In women, verbal intelligence was clearly correlated with brain size, accounting for 36 percent of the verbal IQ score,” says a study done by McMaster University researchers. “Spatial intelligence was also correlated with brain size in women, but less strongly.”
If women can’t talk about something, they can’t understand it. That’s why they fucking suck at math and listening. You can’t listen better by talking.
“In men, spatial ability was not related to overall brain size. These results suggest that women may use verbal strategies in spatial thinking, but that in men, verbal and spatial thinking are more distinct.”
And by “are more distinct”, I’m sure the researchers meant “exist”.
Women and their shit-brains have evolved to do nothing more than talk, and apparently their ability to do so is entirely dependent on the size of their heads. Men, on the other hand, are created equal — no matter how big our brains are.
“In a further sex difference, brain size decreased with age in men over the age span of 25 to 80 years, but age hardly affected brain size in women.”
The greatest man minds in history have done their greatest work at an early age for one reason: man brains fall apart under the stress of greatness. Man brains are like super charged dragsters pointed out across an oblivion of asphalt that leads to a cure for cancer, clean renewable energy, and a pile of cash bigger than Everest. We can go for it as fast as we want, but one thing’s certain: those tires aren’t going to last forever.
Women, however, can accomplish nothing just as well at 80 as they did at 30. Except at 80, no one wants to fuck them badly enough to tell them they’re smart.
A thousand studies have been done attempting to correlate cross-gender intelligence to brain size, brain density, the ratio of brain mass to body muscle mass (keep in mind that women are way fatter than men), the ratio of brain mass to height, and the density of neurons and neural pathways; but somehow, the only thing these studies have concluded is that while men have larger and better brains than women, we’re all supposed to believe that women have miraculously cobbled together perfectly respectable thinking machines out of an ability to constantly run their mouths and an emotional cortex that looks like broken sewage pipe on full blast — in spite of the fact that women have never invented shit and never seem to know a goddamn thing about science, politics, or anything that isn’t featured heavily on PerezHilton.com.
Maybe that’s true. Or maybe one time the president of Harvard got fucking fired for suggesting men were slightly better than women at math and now everyone is scared shitless. When women enter academia, the knot in their panties becomes a knot in the hose of scientific progress.
The only brain study I care about was done by Dmitri Belyaev in 1959. In it, Dmitri concluded that the domestication of animals decreases their brain size as it weeds out aggression, independence, and intelligence, and promotes tendencies toward socialization. Thanks to Dmitri, we know why women have smaller brains. They were domesticated by men.
Dmitri’s Research
Study by McMaster University
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WOMANS BRAINS MUST BE IN THERE TITS.. CAUSE THAT THE ONLY THING I CAN UNDERSTAND…
If I was a lesbian, I’d take a ceramic rolling pin and whack you over the head with it for being a “tsk-tsk” girly-boy who enjoys the San Francisco treat in his mouth after dinner everynight from his fair-haired brother, you moron.
Oh, I almost forgot. For your incredible arrogance and chronic lying, after your dead from repeated simian stomping at the city zoo, I hope the orangtangs not only deficate, but pee on you. This would be fitting tribute to you, as you seem to idolize Hitler and it’s theorized he loved it when Eva Braun peed on him.
Tsk, tsk… now is that a way for the compassionate gender to talk? Girl, remember you are speaking to your betters. And as a lesbian, you’re even less than a regular woman. Even more useless. It’s a testimony to our great manly generosity that we even tolerate parasitic little slanderers like you to make use of our ingenious facilities, to which loud-mouth little cunts like you contributed very little indeed..
Oh, I almost forgot. For your incredible arrogance and chronic lying, after your dead from repeated simian stomping at the city zoo, I hope the orangtangs not only deficate, but pee on you. This would be fitting tribute to you, as you seem to idolize Hitler and it’s theorized he loved it when Eva Braun peed on him.
I guess I should take credit for obviously being the primary inspiration behind this essay, one of the latest of Dick Masterson’s blogs. Thank you, MR. DICK MASTERSON, for finding my work to be a great source of personal inspiration and wisdom upon which you can draw from time to time. As everybody knows, I have been advocating for quite some time on this site, on the basis of the latest scientific evidence, that women have lower intelligence than men because, in part atleast, women have smaller brains and correspondingly lesser general mental ability than men. This means that women have lesser neurons for information processing as well as lesser room for the storage of recently acquired knowledge. It also means that women score two-thirds of one standard deviation below the mean level of average intelligence for males. In addition, many of the most established intelligence researchers and brain anatomists have found a definite positive correlation between brain size and IQ; having a significantly larger cranial capacity means greater psychometric intelligence. Thus, men have bigger brains than women and ergo, have higher IQs (between 5.5 to 8.55 points higher). Therefore, I submit that female intellectual inferiority is a fact the obviousness of which would be too ridiculous to argue.
I am glad that many of the men on this site have reviewed and accepted much of the evidence for my arguments demonstrating general female mental incapacity. Finally, all that hard work is paying off! You see? It always pays to stick to the high road of male patriarchy in the end.
The men on here are your sheep, Dick.
I’ve many men being domesticated by women, its not pretty. A woman should LIVE for her man. That’s the whole point. With my girlfriends I let them know I don’t respond well to illogical antics. Namely: while they’re on their rags. They make no sense and blabber on about nothing!
So I tell her to try and suceed or fail, either way, be quiet and deal with it. I’m playing video games.
Some “men” (if you can call them that) have been domesticated by women. You can see them at the health spa getting manicures and holding their girlfriends purse.
One reason why women seem to make educational headway ahead of males is that they are given preferential treatment in schools and society at large.
There is a correlation between brain size and IQ score-measured intelligence WITHIN A GENDER. The relationship between intelligence and brain size between women and men is far less clear, because the latest research suggests that the disparity b/n men and women’s skills is due to differences in the structures in men vs women’s brains outside of size.
Also, if women are so much dumber in overall man-skills then men, why are they are entering american medical and law schools at equal, or in greater amounts, than men? One possibility is that more women than men are applying to schools, but I don’t think schools are going to accept signifiantly inferior women.
I suspect that there are at least a good number of highly creative men versus women (maybe creativity is something that is not measured by an IQ test), but I think in a general, in terms of general intelligence, outside of creativity, men are about as equal in number as women, as indicated by the greatly overlapping bell curves for IQ scores.
Fucking Brilliant
Exactly right - let’s follow this through - to a surprising argument and study.
The Cortex is divided into two halves - left and right. The left hand is more “verbal” and the right hand is more “spatial” So if women are better at verbal stuff then the “Men are from Mars …” would conclude that men use 50% of their left hand side and women use 50% of their right hand side. So who is correct Dr. John Gray (who wrote Men are from Mars) or Dick?
Well Dick of course …
A very good study came out a couple of years ago that explains alot. We use 100% of both sides of the brain it’s just that we have a different focal “SIZE”.
On the left hand side of the brain men use 100% of their brain but their focus is on a small-scale (e.g. maths, logic, grammar). Women also used 100% of their (albiet smaller) left-hand brain BUT they focus on the large-scale (e.g. emotional summaries). So we both use the left hand side of the brain but men’s focus is different.
On the right hand side of the brain men’s focus is on the large-scale (e.g. maps, directions etc) whilst women’ focus is on the smaller spatial-scale (e.g. texture, material).
To put it biologically the small-verbal and and large-spatial oriented genes in the brain have become sensitive to testostorone to help survive to hunt, strategise and create civilisation. Gene’s in women’s brains that are emotionally and texture oriented have become sensitive to eostrogen to sew, cook and get all emotional. Hence swish gay guys love fabrics and emotions and bearz gay guys don’t.
Dick Masterson, as usual, makes a compelling point. There is a definite statistical correlation between brain size and intelligence. The correlation is of about 0.4 on a scale o 0 to 1. The larger your brain, the more dendrites you have, and that equals to higher intelligence as a general rule. Elite physicists and mathematicians tend to have larger head perimeters than common folks, and men have on average larger head perimeters than women, which results in an average of about 5 IQ points advantage over women.
P Coderch
Could it be that the decrease in male brain size over the age of 25 is attributed to our “domestication” by the feminised society?
*D3C*
Once again, pure gold from the master himself. Awesome shit. Keep ‘em coming man, keep ‘em coming.