Size Matters
Which of these assholes would you hire to run your company?
I’m going to explain why you chose the one you did because I like explaining obvious shit in a humorous way. That’s why I wrote Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
What could be more obvious than men are better than women? Look at the size of our fucking heads!
Now, I’m going to mix up the players and make the question a bit trickier. Which one of the following candidates would you hire to do your taxes, teach your kids, replace your pancreas, engineer your bridge, or do just about any goddamn thing mankind has done since the beginning of time except pop out a clone or suck your cock?
You would choose the man because he’s got experience.
All things being equal, a bigger brain is going to produce better results. Even children know that. In fact, it takes nearly two decades to beat it out of them. That process starts with Sesame Street telling boys it’s okay to play with dolls and ends with an MBA.
By the way, let’s talk about boys and dolls. Have you ever heard one of those horseshit feminist studies where boys sometimes choose dolls over trucks when presented with no coercion or incentive to do otherwise? Thus proving that boys and girls are the same when society doesn’t shove them into little Davy Jones hats and Betty Crocker ovens?
What they don’t tell you about those studies is that the boys picked up the Barbie dolls and used them as swords. You can’t sword fight with a Tonka truck and feminists don’t know how to stock a playroom for boys.
Men, being larger than women, have brains that are approximately 10-17% larger than those of women. Men’s brains are also 100% less full of shit.
Human beings use 100% of our brains. Forget anything that your high school English teacher told you about the bio-mechanics of your head. We do not use 10% of our brains and I don’t want an overpaid babysitter talking about advanced neuroscience. Stick to what you know: babysitting.
If it was true that humans used only 10% of our brains, our heads would be the size of racquetballs and 90% of our brain would have fallen off with our gills, tail, and inability to pretend we give a shit about the women we’re talking to. Evolution is why men can pretend to care.
The point is, man-brains are bigger, and they’re bigger for a reason. Men need more brains to move our more muscles around. We also need the parts of the brain that tell us not to cry at work or stay married to a guy who fucked our sister because “it was dark and she was in our bed.” Dark? It’s called Date Rape. Men need bigger brains because if we didn’t have them, math and physics would have nowhere to live.
“In women, verbal intelligence was clearly correlated with brain size, accounting for 36 percent of the verbal IQ score,” says a study done by McMaster University researchers. “Spatial intelligence was also correlated with brain size in women, but less strongly.”
If women can’t talk about something, they can’t understand it. That’s why they fucking suck at math and listening. You can’t listen better by talking.
“In men, spatial ability was not related to overall brain size. These results suggest that women may use verbal strategies in spatial thinking, but that in men, verbal and spatial thinking are more distinct.”
And by “are more distinct”, I’m sure the researchers meant “exist”.
Women and their shit-brains have evolved to do nothing more than talk, and apparently their ability to do so is entirely dependent on the size of their heads. Men, on the other hand, are created equal — no matter how big our brains are.
“In a further sex difference, brain size decreased with age in men over the age span of 25 to 80 years, but age hardly affected brain size in women.”
The greatest man minds in history have done their greatest work at an early age for one reason: man brains fall apart under the stress of greatness. Man brains are like super charged dragsters pointed out across an oblivion of asphalt that leads to a cure for cancer, clean renewable energy, and a pile of cash bigger than Everest. We can go for it as fast as we want, but one thing’s certain: those tires aren’t going to last forever.
Women, however, can accomplish nothing just as well at 80 as they did at 30. Except at 80, no one wants to fuck them badly enough to tell them they’re smart.
A thousand studies have been done attempting to correlate cross-gender intelligence to brain size, brain density, the ratio of brain mass to body muscle mass (keep in mind that women are way fatter than men), the ratio of brain mass to height, and the density of neurons and neural pathways; but somehow, the only thing these studies have concluded is that while men have larger and better brains than women, we’re all supposed to believe that women have miraculously cobbled together perfectly respectable thinking machines out of an ability to constantly run their mouths and an emotional cortex that looks like broken sewage pipe on full blast — in spite of the fact that women have never invented shit and never seem to know a goddamn thing about science, politics, or anything that isn’t featured heavily on PerezHilton.com.
Maybe that’s true. Or maybe one time the president of Harvard got fucking fired for suggesting men were slightly better than women at math and now everyone is scared shitless. When women enter academia, the knot in their panties becomes a knot in the hose of scientific progress.
The only brain study I care about was done by Dmitri Belyaev in 1959. In it, Dmitri concluded that the domestication of animals decreases their brain size as it weeds out aggression, independence, and intelligence, and promotes tendencies toward socialization. Thanks to Dmitri, we know why women have smaller brains. They were domesticated by men.
Dmitri’s Research
Study by McMaster University
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May 6th, 2008 at 8:51 pm - IP Man-Hash: 9256ed1c95f5c
It’s amazing you can say that with a straight face.
You probably hate the fact that a woman told you that, but educating is a good thing.
Mentioning you’re a woman is ego. If you were really just trying to be helpful you could have just posted the meaning. In fact you started off going on about studying this and that and whatever when no one really cared. A By mentioning what you’re studying and that you’re a woman you make it obvious that you’re trying to prove something. And to hide away from it you went on with some passive agressive rant while assuming things about people over the internet. Now you go look up psychology, it’s obvious you have superiority issues dressed in a sacrificial martyl complex.
On another note, a feminist complainig about people blaming other people for one’s problems. That’s the most ironic thing I’ve seen today.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:56 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2bf9071d7785e
The only thongs i want women telling me about are the ones halfway up their assholes.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:26 pm - IP Man-Hash: 2fac15b91bdd6
The real point is whether a man or woman invented the concept and name of dipthong. I bet it was a man. Would you be prepared to put money on it being a woman? Of course, any concept or thing we see in the world today was probably invented by a man. Computers, telephones, cars, planes, tall buildings, submarines, washers, driers, etc. Another angle to that is that the inventer of anything you care to mention was probably a white man. This causes envy in woman and non-whites, and this envy can be seen to be simply hatred of the superior.
I do not agree with everything Mr Masterson says, and I personally don’t think a masculinist backlash will do anything but double the damage feminists have done.
The most amazing thing about women (and western women in particular) is that they simply appear completely incapable of seeing that feminism was not designed to help them at all.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 4588afd868ea8
There you have fellas! A female googled “diphthong,” so that completely makes up for 100 years of academic failure!
Oh, but wait. Maybe it’s a bad idea to lower the educational standards of men so that women don’t feel so stupid anymore. Maybe that would mean that America would no longer produce talented engineers, doctors, scientists, and leaders. Maybe a thousand woman with degrees in “phonetics” or “art history” aren’t worth one good male physicist or geneticist or robotics engineer. Maybe every nation worth talking about was based on men ever raising standards, not cowards who lower them and satisfy the egos of big fat failures to insure a personal supply of money, mediocre sex, and relative quietness. Maybe when historians turn back to see what happened to America and Europe, they will say, “As you can see, the highly-socialized and feminized Western political systems permited women to dictate the quality of education for both genders, which was gradually and continually lowered to justify boosting female “self-esteem” and creating a defacto “equality” of the lowest common denominator. Equality was indeed achieved, but only by artificially limiting those who could achieve in favor of those who could never achieve. This rejection of the obviously superior male citizenry in favor of the below-average females, and the massive lowering of standards across the educational spectrum greatly hindered the ability for those nations to produce competent professionals on par with competing foreign nations, nations who eventually supplanted the now ruined and chaotic West.”
But you figured out how to Wikipedia “diphthong.” Good for you.
-Rawkstah
May 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pm - IP Man-Hash: b79ca1f31f6db
Since when were neandertharls more evolved than homo sapiens? This ‘truth’ you speak of seems to relate only to an ape like “I want. I must Have. Don’t like you saying no. Angry me. Angry me. Must shake fist. Angry me” dissatisfaction with the world. It has no relevence to socialised, civilised humans.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:04 am - IP Man-Hash: 5516886f1889d
The lack of even one single period in your post only adds you as another unintelligent female statistic. If you want to portray the female population as intelligent and make a legitimate rebuttal of Dick’s arguments, learn to construct a sentence.
Nobody would be offended at being called an “insane phsyco” by a woman who can’t even spell the word psycho. You only taint your own credibility.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:58 am - IP Man-Hash: e5e94256b4610
aww your so cute. its men like you that make women like me laugh. my advice to you, let them drop already and grow a pair. only a real man can handle a real women. only a real dick can train a fake women. have a nice fucking day, from a seventeen year old.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:07 am - IP Man-Hash: ba163218d6ef5
I shake uncontrollably.
A pathetic match really. A ’superior’ estrogen mind that commits infidelity for spiritual growth rather than the lusty impules vs. rifles and hydrogen bombs.. how do us caveapes stand a chance?
May 7th, 2008 at 6:34 am - IP Man-Hash: 3e8d1e2b2a4c4
agentofcastration: as you should probably already know by now, women are both intellectually and biologically inferior to men. Women have smaller brains and considerably lower psychometric intelligence than men. As a matter of fact, I think the taxonomists are committing the gravest of errors by scientifically classifying you as a member of the human species (Homo sapiens). You are really a transitional evolutionary form (the “missing link”) who happens to be somewhat more neurologically sophisticated than Australopithecus afarensis, but markedly inferior to Australopithecus africanus.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:35 am - IP Man-Hash: a5f3a30b88dc6
Your one to talk, fucktards erectus.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:57 am - IP Man-Hash: 4cda164302112
Goddamn, there are some dumbass women coming out of the woodwork.
Keep up the good work Dick.
By the way ladies, we don’t hate women, we hate stupid women. Women in general are just to be pitied and pampered because they couldn’t make it without us.
Stupid women get exactly what they deserve in the long run so bitter harpies with a superiority complex don’t bother me. Enjoy your shitty life hens.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:50 am - IP Man-Hash: edff76863d717
Why should they cure AIDS? so you can sleep around and not have any consequences for doing so? AIDS is there to keep smart men in check, and to weed out stupid women from the gene pool.
(Oh, those super flaming guys also count as women.)
You disgust me.
May 7th, 2008 at 7:52 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
This is a good one, I cant resist. Lets look at it from another point of view.
***I think it must be difficult for the women you wont speak of… I mean they trawl through the internet for diamonds and jewelry, masturbate over it, then feel a creeping sense of self-disgust once the reality of the fact they will never be able to afford it without a mans help confronts them…
What to do next? I know……. BLAME MEN…. So they post their feminist nonsense to soothe their toubled souls (between gold digging)***
May 7th, 2008 at 9:42 am - IP Man-Hash: 4144e596343d7
Nearly all females who post here are illiterate, trailer-park Anglo-Saxon proles. Where are the educated, middle class (typically Jewish, or at least non-Anglo) women with with IQ scores above a low room-temperature? Probably earning a decent living instead of leeching off the tax-payer, squatting in a trailer and posting here all day…
May 7th, 2008 at 10:51 am - IP Man-Hash: 6d2bcc78aa95d
Real women take responsibility for thier actions, its called accountability. I have never met or seen such a woman.
Nothing you say matters one bit, until you have accountability. Being loud mouthed and foul does not make you a real woman, or a strong woman, it just means your loud mouthed and foul.
And this myth about men being afraid of smart women, again its not the IQ were afraid of, its that attitude she has just because she has half a brain, she feels she must shove it down every mans throat, which again just makes her a bitch.
Now, who likes being around a bitch??
May 7th, 2008 at 2:10 pm - IP Man-Hash: 43f760549b048
Kind of funny the things you mentioned as probably being invented by a man -
computers - the translation of our language to machine invented by a woman
telephone - nope, don’t know
cars- ha, the windshield wiper!
skip to submarines - the hydrascope, that is the underwater scope in subs, right?
washers & dryers - I’m fairly sure several commen household items were invented or improved on by a woman
the dipthong - I’m joking
Yeah, all most every significant invention is man made. But there are a few female inventors and will surely be more to come.
Honestly, what is it that you consider feminism? I have only really whitnessed feminism on tv or in a history book. These women posting on this site, I’m sure, are for the most part not into feminism. They are just responding to the bashing of everything womanly ( and not womanly but nevertheless blamed on women), the stereotypes, if a woman does something cool - she does it wrong; if she does it wrong it’s because she is a woman even if men do the same thing, down to the most irrelevant and insignificant things such as use of curse words. They even go as far to say that women are not good at things that they are biologicaly meant to do. Pretty much not even “women are good for sex ” is allowed arcording to one of the articles. I even saw one guy write in that women don’t even masturbate right. So, the women here are offended, that is a far cry from feminism. More than likely they will get up from the desk and go on with the day as usual, not go march or burn brazziers. What is it though, that you refer to as feminism? A woman simply defending her kind against unwarrented and often rediculous critizism? Or maybe there is some kind of movement I have missed? Where is all of this so called hatred for men in movement fashion? I am asking, not trying to call you out.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:29 pm - IP Man-Hash: 3da1539336e23
What is there to debate exactly?
Everyone knows men are on average smarter than women..it’s been proven countless times.
And it isn’t some small difference - when 100 is a normal IQ and below 70 is retarded, a 5 point difference is a big deal
May 7th, 2008 at 7:09 pm - IP Man-Hash: e91110557fba9
I’m accountable for my stupidity as a woman….I’ve done all the idiotic, childish things women seem to love doing…but this site has opened my eyes….goddam women are dumb….it’s a wonder men even still sleep with us…
May 7th, 2008 at 8:31 pm - IP Man-Hash: 7a58e0a2d7463
Stop right there that’s all most men want to hear.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:18 am - IP Man-Hash: 2fac15b91bdd6
Listen up guys, 17 year olds know everything. They’ve learnt everything off the TV and at school. They know exactly how the world works.
Once you hit 22 you are past it, and what you’ve already forgotten this little 17 year old walking encyclopedia learns in a week at school. Only 17 year olds are up with the play.
Note to halyn: come back 5 or 10 years when you know something useful.