Size Matters
Which of these assholes would you hire to run your company?
I’m going to explain why you chose the one you did because I like explaining obvious shit in a humorous way. That’s why I wrote Men Are Better Than Women — on sale now.
What could be more obvious than men are better than women? Look at the size of our fucking heads!
Now, I’m going to mix up the players and make the question a bit trickier. Which one of the following candidates would you hire to do your taxes, teach your kids, replace your pancreas, engineer your bridge, or do just about any goddamn thing mankind has done since the beginning of time except pop out a clone or suck your cock?
You would choose the man because he’s got experience.
All things being equal, a bigger brain is going to produce better results. Even children know that. In fact, it takes nearly two decades to beat it out of them. That process starts with Sesame Street telling boys it’s okay to play with dolls and ends with an MBA.
By the way, let’s talk about boys and dolls. Have you ever heard one of those horseshit feminist studies where boys sometimes choose dolls over trucks when presented with no coercion or incentive to do otherwise? Thus proving that boys and girls are the same when society doesn’t shove them into little Davy Jones hats and Betty Crocker ovens?
What they don’t tell you about those studies is that the boys picked up the Barbie dolls and used them as swords. You can’t sword fight with a Tonka truck and feminists don’t know how to stock a playroom for boys.
Men, being larger than women, have brains that are approximately 10-17% larger than those of women. Men’s brains are also 100% less full of shit.
Human beings use 100% of our brains. Forget anything that your high school English teacher told you about the bio-mechanics of your head. We do not use 10% of our brains and I don’t want an overpaid babysitter talking about advanced neuroscience. Stick to what you know: babysitting.
If it was true that humans used only 10% of our brains, our heads would be the size of racquetballs and 90% of our brain would have fallen off with our gills, tail, and inability to pretend we give a shit about the women we’re talking to. Evolution is why men can pretend to care.
The point is, man-brains are bigger, and they’re bigger for a reason. Men need more brains to move our more muscles around. We also need the parts of the brain that tell us not to cry at work or stay married to a guy who fucked our sister because “it was dark and she was in our bed.” Dark? It’s called Date Rape. Men need bigger brains because if we didn’t have them, math and physics would have nowhere to live.
“In women, verbal intelligence was clearly correlated with brain size, accounting for 36 percent of the verbal IQ score,” says a study done by McMaster University researchers. “Spatial intelligence was also correlated with brain size in women, but less strongly.”
If women can’t talk about something, they can’t understand it. That’s why they fucking suck at math and listening. You can’t listen better by talking.
“In men, spatial ability was not related to overall brain size. These results suggest that women may use verbal strategies in spatial thinking, but that in men, verbal and spatial thinking are more distinct.”
And by “are more distinct”, I’m sure the researchers meant “exist”.
Women and their shit-brains have evolved to do nothing more than talk, and apparently their ability to do so is entirely dependent on the size of their heads. Men, on the other hand, are created equal — no matter how big our brains are.
“In a further sex difference, brain size decreased with age in men over the age span of 25 to 80 years, but age hardly affected brain size in women.”
The greatest man minds in history have done their greatest work at an early age for one reason: man brains fall apart under the stress of greatness. Man brains are like super charged dragsters pointed out across an oblivion of asphalt that leads to a cure for cancer, clean renewable energy, and a pile of cash bigger than Everest. We can go for it as fast as we want, but one thing’s certain: those tires aren’t going to last forever.
Women, however, can accomplish nothing just as well at 80 as they did at 30. Except at 80, no one wants to fuck them badly enough to tell them they’re smart.
A thousand studies have been done attempting to correlate cross-gender intelligence to brain size, brain density, the ratio of brain mass to body muscle mass (keep in mind that women are way fatter than men), the ratio of brain mass to height, and the density of neurons and neural pathways; but somehow, the only thing these studies have concluded is that while men have larger and better brains than women, we’re all supposed to believe that women have miraculously cobbled together perfectly respectable thinking machines out of an ability to constantly run their mouths and an emotional cortex that looks like broken sewage pipe on full blast — in spite of the fact that women have never invented shit and never seem to know a goddamn thing about science, politics, or anything that isn’t featured heavily on PerezHilton.com.
Maybe that’s true. Or maybe one time the president of Harvard got fucking fired for suggesting men were slightly better than women at math and now everyone is scared shitless. When women enter academia, the knot in their panties becomes a knot in the hose of scientific progress.
The only brain study I care about was done by Dmitri Belyaev in 1959. In it, Dmitri concluded that the domestication of animals decreases their brain size as it weeds out aggression, independence, and intelligence, and promotes tendencies toward socialization. Thanks to Dmitri, we know why women have smaller brains. They were domesticated by men.
Dmitri’s Research
Study by McMaster University
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There’s nothing better than getting out of a final exam from a philosophy class taught by a raving feminist, going home, and being reminded why I continue to go to school–
because, as a man, I have a responsibility to keep society as we know it running. Thank you, Dick– you’re a hero.
castratingagent: he is trying to enunciate a truth light years ahead of your primitive, lesser evolved female brain.
If you feel no self-disgust that’s fine, but I was referring to the posters on this site that do
Ah Ms Agents: you have not walked in the shoes of a man, so I don’t think you may quite understand what the male sex drive is like. I’ve heard it said that sex for women (particularly older women) is an emotional experience, but or men, as you may know, its more physical. Whether we like it or not, we are turned on by the female form, and so we get a serious stifee if a hottie walks by–a horrific thought for many women, but its the way we are wired–evolution has programed us to mate with as many females as possible and so this may be the purpose berhind emotionless male arousal. Society has put (and I believe perfectly reasonable) barriers for mating through monagamy.
So what is a male to do if he has one whopper of a sex drive and females are not so willing to oblige him? Yes, porn! For single men, I dont think this is a bad thing. Although Andrea Dworkin and Catherine MacKinnon thought that the explosive dissemination of porn via the internet would lead to an increase of sex-based crime, that has not happened. Instead, porn is the great male pacifier,as explained by Naomi Wolf in her article “The porn myth”:
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/trends/n_9437/
I think if a man utilizes porn while in a relationship it probably suggests that the relationship is unhealthy, whether its because his sexual needs are not being satisfied,or just sexual gluttony on his part . But I think porn for single men is a great thing. It allows gentle men to go on without the need to beg for sex from unappealing females, or prevents more agressive men from date raping.
So I feel no disgust by internet porn; in fact, I am empowered by it. If women are going to be unusually selective, I am grateful it exists.
Ahem, what truth exactly are you communicating SOTS?
I guess trying to touch the truth is too much work when random shit talk from behind a monitor is more fun.
I think it must be difficult for the guys you speak of… I mean they trawl through the internet for porn, masturbate over it, then feel a creeping sense of self-disgust once the reality of they semen covered keyboard confronts them…
What to do next? I know……. BLAME WOMEN…. So they post their misogynistic nonsense to soothe their toubled souls (between jerks).
Cute. I don’t have an ego about it. Sharing knowledge that you have with others is not ego, it is teaching. How would you feel if a male SLP came here and posted the same info that I just did? Would that be his ego talking?
You are right that it is one small thing. The fact of the matter is that my knowledge, the things I have learned are not just one definition. Defining a word doesn’t impress anyone. I also know that it doesn’t matter what I say here because you guys will just see that I am a woman and then call me a dumb whore. Hell, a woman could cure cancer and AIDS tomorrow and the men here would find a way to discredit her.
The thing about this website that is most disturbing is not the fact that there is a man who hates women so much, that he bothered to create a hate filled blog;It is that there are so many more men who agree with him. I cannot imagine going through life hating every single person with a penis just because of that.
I think it might be wise for a lot of you to seek psychotherapy. Of course, that’s probably something women do to waste your precious money and you would never talk about why you have serious emotional and psychosocial issues with some quack.
Cute. I don’t have an ego about it. Sharing knowledge that you have with others is not ego, it is teaching. How would you feel if a male SLP came here and posted the same info that I just did? Would that be his ego talking?
You are right that it is one small thing. The fact of the matter is that my knowledge, the things I have learned are not just one definition. Defining a word doesn’t impress anyone. I also knohttp://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/size-matters/#commentsw that it doesn’t matter what I say here because you guys will just see that I am a woman and then call me a dumb whore. Hell, a woman could cure cancer and AIDS tomorrow and the men here would find a way to discredit her.
The thing about this website that is most disturbing is not the fact that there is a man who hates women so much, that he bothered to create a hate filled blog;It is that there are so many more men who agree with him. I cannot imagine going through life hating every single person with a penis just because of that.
I think it might be wise for a lot of you to seek psychotherapy. Of course, that’s probably something women do to waste your precious money and you would never talk about why you have serious emotional and psychosocial issues.
Education is one thing but ego is another. Knowing such a small thing isn’t that impressive.
I study phonetics and IPA and a diphthong is like two vowels in one sound. An example of a diphthong in english is our sound o, such as in open. Some can speak english without making the vowel o into a diphthong, but this is very common for general amercian english. You probably hate the fact that a woman told you that, but educating is a good thing.
If I was a lesbian, I’d take a ceramic rolling pin and whack you over the head with it for being a “tsk-tsk” girly-boy who enjoys the San Francisco treat in his mouth after dinner everynight from his fair-haired brother, you moron.
Tsk, tsk…
Depending on who you ask, I guess the mother of the kids she stuffed into the freezer is a good example of a piece of shit. Just being a Mom does not mean a fucking thing, you have to then RAISE your children, something most women fuck up completly.
And speaking of generalizations, since you women do it so often, its only fair that we can too, maybe you have heard some of them:
-All men are lazy
-All men are rapists
-All men just want sex
-All men dont do housework
Those ringing any bells for ya? Move along now little girl, before we shame you even more.
There are no periods in this cluster-fuck of a paragraph yet there are a few commas. You must be a new “advanced” breed of idiot.
And yes men are better than their mothers. We just dont say that to their face. At least not most of us. (I do.)
u really are all weird, god love ya dick, dick by name dick by nature, i really got a laugh out of u this week on the adrian kennedy phone show in ireland when the last caller had your tounge tied in knots when she asked u (quote) well dick if men are better than women are u better than your mother, u just couldnt answer it, then u said, trust women to be personal about it but yet u spent the last hour slaging off women, now thats personal or do u know what that means? u can not put a name on every woman because u have seen a few whores in ur life, would u like it if we called u and all the male gender insane phscyos, in other words (personality disorder) which im nearly sure u have but im not going to label the rest of the men in this world because its not in our nature to say such an imature thing and go on about it so on that note im off to put some oil in the car while my husband puts the kids to bed, bye
ps, go get a life
hahah.. I just saw that the other night, I was in Target, and I see this guy holding his girls purse while she was gabbing away looking at dresses.
The look on his face was priceless, he was begging for death.
It was a joke buddy…>SHEEP<!…If I had a whorish nature then maybe I’d consider giving in to it…you would too, but instead you’re sheep
Hypocritical speeches! Because assuming things about people then going on about how assumptions about people are bad makes perfect sense.
Another paranoid victim who thinks the whole world is chasing after her. Just give up the act and give into your whorish nature.
Sheep. Baaaa!
Yeah I did the dishes already-just like anyone else who’s an adult and lives on their own would and no I don’t drive a minivan, I drive a sporty two-seater why, do I know you - do you know me? Is that what your wife drives? Stop stalking me!! Arg!!