Steve Wynn – Man Hero

I’m kicking off a week of articles on manly man men today. Manly man men who excel in the field of manness at all times; not only above and beyond my own man standards (mandards), but by kicking the shit out of theirs as well.

That’s what being a man is all about: surprising yourself. I surprise myself ten times a day at least.

I’ve also surprised myself by starting this week of articles on a Friday. Do you think a week of Manly Man Men could be contained in 7 days? I don’t fucking think so.

On Wednesday, Steve Wynn ripped a $139 million dollar Picasso painting he had just sold to a fellow art collector. Do you know what the first thing he said was after he ripped it?

‘Oh shit. Look what I’ve done.’

That’s 70 Man Points right there. 20 for swearing and 50 for admitting he fucked up. When men fuck up (which is rarely), they admit it right away. If a woman had ripped the painting — and I don’t know how that would be possible because no man on Earth would ever let a woman near a Picasso of that size. Women have no delicacy at all. Feel the top of your head. It’s lumpy because your mother dropped you at least once when you were a child. But if a woman had ripped the painting, this is what she would have said.

‘This painting is not ripped.’

No matter how many television crews or people will eyeballs were there to tell her otherwise. I’ve been standing by a parked car and shouting ‘Stop!’ as a woman backed right the fuck into it. You know what she said when the car ground to a halt?

‘I didn’t do that.’

The second thing Steve Wynn said after he ruined the painting was:

‘Thank goodness it was me.’

That’s 139 million man points and what launches the casino magnate into the Man Halls of Man Fame. It’s not because he’s taking responsibility, but in one sentence and over the course of five seconds, Wynn has empathized with everyone on Earth who is not him. That’s a shitload of people.

Look at that sentence carefully. Thank goodness it was me. Thank goodness it wasn’t some other non-casino owning jackass who would now have a 139 million tonne albatross of debt hanging off his neck. Thank goodness it was me, the one person who can now invalidate the sale (which he did) with no feelings of being swindled.

Steve Wynn and the would be buyer of the Picasso breathed a sigh of relief. Not because Wynn took responsibility — everyone knew he was going to do that, but because he is a man. A woman would have fucked this up and completely embarrassed herself. It happens every day.

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2009-11-24 06:10:19 - IP Man-Hash: 82e82160f3183

ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

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Comment by Jack-The-Ripper
2010-02-01 20:05:20 - IP Man-Hash: b94584ec54d54

HOOKERS BY DAY WHORES BY NIGHT! GOOD FOR NOTHING CUNTS! BROTHERS LETS ROUND THEM UP! LIST ALL THE FEMICUNTS POST THEIR NAMES PICTURES ADDRESSES PHONE NUMBERS! WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MAN HATERS! TRACKING ALL OF YOU DOWN IN THIS MAN MADE WORLD! WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU CUNTS HIDE? WHO CAN YOU WHOREE BITCHES CALL FOR HELP? HAHAHAHA 3 BILLION MEN COMING FOR YOU! FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME YOU CUNTS HAVE MESSED WITH US! YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR A FUCKING AND EVEN MAYBE NOT! START RUUNNING BITCHESWE’LL CATCH YOU UP! THIS IS A MAN-MADE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING YOUR THROAT ASS AND CUNT WITH CHAINSAWS REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GENDER HAS DONE! http://www.chritianparty.net/feminism ABORTED 100 MILLION BABIES! PAYBACK TIME! YOU PLAN ON KILLING MEN TOO! http://mensrightsmovement.net/impact.html

ALL FEMICUNTS ARE PATHETIC CUMBUCKETS THAT ALL MEN SHOULD FUCK AND LEAVE THEM! BITCHES! WHORES! CUNTS! TAMPON HOLDERS! SCREW THEM, FUCK THEM, SMACK THEM, PUNCH THEM, STRIKE THEM, FUCK THEM IN THE ASS WITH A CHAINSAW!

GET ALL THE HACKERS YOU CAN FIND AND DESTROY ALL FEMICUNT BUSINESSES COMPANIES AND WEBSITES AFTER YOU HAVE TAKEN ALL OF THEIR INFO!

BROTHERHOOD RISE UP!!!
Guys check out these sites they are doing well and the numbers are growing rapidly!
http://www.the-niceguy.com
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ALL THE MEN RISE UP ALL THE BROTHERS RISE UP ANSWER THE BATTLE CALL TRACK THE CUNTS WHO COME ON THIS SITES TO THEIR HOMES LET THEM THINK TWICE ABOUT HW MUCH THEIR CUNTS CAN BLEED I HAVE FORMED A HUGE ARMY OF FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THESE CUNTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME! ALL THE MEN START RECRUITING OTHER BROTHERS AROUND THE WORLD YOUR FRIENDS FAMILY WORKMATES THE TIME IS NOW! THE EARTH WILL BLOOD WHEN WE MAKE THESE FUCKING CUNT WHORES BLEED STABBING VICIOUSLY THERE’S NO STOPPING US CUNTS! EVERYTHING YOU CAN SEE WITH YOUR EYES BELONG TO MEN SO TAKE IT BACK! FIGHT NOW! STAND UP NOW! STRIKE NOW! 3 BILLION MEN HUNTING YOU CUNTS DOWN WHERE CAN YOU RUN WHERE CAN YOU HIDE! CHAINSAW RIPPING YOUR CUNTS OPEN FOR ALL THE BILLIONS OF BABIES ABORTED! ALL CUNTS WILL PAY!

 
 
Comment by Bob
2009-10-12 20:37:58 - IP Man-Hash: 862bc18abdeab

Steve Wynn is a total asshole.

Comment by Chris
2009-10-12 20:49:56 - IP Man-Hash: 0211d7d96e1c0

So???

What’s wrong with being an “asshole”?
Women love to fuck us assholes.
And they love to NOT fuck guys that are “nice”.

• ”OMG! I cant believe I slept with that asshole!!”
• “My ex boyfriend is such a JERK!!!”
• “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! CALL ME!!!!!”

Are you getting it yet?

So since all the assholes make the money and get all the pussy…. what man would ever want to be anything else???

Comment by justin Perreault
2009-12-12 22:20:56 - IP Man-Hash: cb36bf653e1a4

um how about just having confidence? and being a descent human being at the same time

 
 
 
Comment by Haha89
2009-10-01 13:48:01 - IP Man-Hash: b2a3745f0d705

Chris AND MarkEMark=Mr. Empty-pants

 
Comment by Banderman
2009-08-23 15:19:09 - IP Man-Hash: bd4f7d0a3a68e

I travel the area where I live extensively in my business. A few years back I was on the expressway driving home. There is an area where 2 or 3 different highways merge and can be tricky to navigate. A driver in front of my car, drove down in front of me, leaving me no where to go, so being a safe and considerate driver, did my best to avoid a collision of all concerned. Shortly thereafter, it appeared to me that some pop tart was following me. I didn’t give it much thought for a few miles, but soon it became apparent she WAS following me. Near my home I turned into an old folks retirement home parking lot to check my cell phone. The aforementioned pop tart followed right in and parked behind me. I got out of my car, asked her what was up and she hysterically claimed I ‘cut her off’ near the highway merge spot. I calmly explained what had happened, her son got out of the car, and I rapidly advised his young ass to get back in the car. She continued to rant and rave. When I went to pull my car out, at first she was not going to let me leave, and then stopped. As I back out, if you can fucking believe it, she T-boned my car. So many women are stupid as shit.

 
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Comment by Byrdeye
2007-10-05 11:18:45 - IP Man-Hash: c71bb148768b6

Girls can’t beat us fair & square…so they have to play dirty.

Their recent anti-free speech, MRA censorship campaign is living proof of this.

 
Comment by sonyad
2007-03-05 08:37:53 - IP Man-Hash: 980cc8a8ac1a7

That’s the bloody manly gist of it. Don’t bother your pretty little void head trying to unravel the essential meaning of the gesture.

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-03-05 07:21:21 - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b

VerucaVengeance said:

How did an article about Steve Wynn end in a comment about sex? And has everyone else missed the fact that he ripped a PICASSO painting?!?!?!?!?!

Feminists and women have ripped off far worse. And you can’t ‘rip off’ a painting like that. He wasn’t the first one to make deformed images.

 
Comment by VerucaVengeance
2007-03-05 05:53:24 - IP Man-Hash: 2503e5f2d68c1

How did an article about Steve Wynn end in a comment about sex? And has everyone else missed the fact that he ripped a PICASSO painting?!?!?!?!?!

 
Comment by Necroswordsman
2007-03-04 19:54:12 - IP Man-Hash: 6597403bb0b5b

Dick Masterson said:

All women only comment here because they want to fuck me.

-Dick

Hahaha. Definitely.

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2007-03-04 19:40:03 - IP Man-Hash: 5d6e3596960c0

All women only comment here because they want to fuck me.

-Dick

 
Comment by jon
2007-03-04 19:15:16 - IP Man-Hash: 73f9de907ea55

WomenAreBetter said:

Oh goshhhhhhhhh ya’ll are driving me insane. Dick, I must see a photograph of your hot manliness so I can masturbate while looking at it. You’re such a manly man. You’re hot.

Tell her to take a number Dick they all want a peice i know how it feels lol.

 
Comment by abaddon_fff
2006-11-01 06:48:59 - IP Man-Hash: 84f7c5452f5d2

There would be that part Dick.

-Strength and Honor-

 
Comment by Dick Masterson
2006-11-01 03:04:03 - IP Man-Hash: adf74f2589c44

Or better yet: go away completely.

-Dick

 
Comment by WomenAreBetter
2006-11-01 01:55:14 - IP Man-Hash: c97811c96cf18

sandra said:

thank you for pointing that out. i actually realized [before your mentioning and all] that it could be taken in 2 different ways. and no- i did not mean it that way. im not here to “put down” men. i was replying to “And if a woman ripped it she would try to blame it on a man.” oh, and my “capitalization and punctionation” is much better offline.

I’m sorry Sandra. These people are really sad. I have to sympathize with them. Feel bad for them. Don’t be mean.

 
Comment by WomenAreBetter
2006-11-01 01:52:35 - IP Man-Hash: c97811c96cf18

Oh goshhhhhhhhh ya’ll are driving me insane. Dick, I must see a photograph of your hot manliness so I can masturbate while looking at it. You’re such a manly man. You’re hot.

 
Comment by Billy
2006-10-25 22:52:14 - IP Man-Hash: 01ba0fc07f53a

rofl

Are most women just too stupid to realize how farking stupid they are or are they all just in denial? And I’m not talking a river in Egypt.

It’s the only way women can be amusing at all and then they deny it.

 
Comment by Diesel
2006-10-24 09:20:30 - IP Man-Hash: 4c2d8987f00bb

punctionate (v): To deliberate for a ridiculous amount of time before finally getting to a period. See: PMS.

 
Comment by diamatik
2006-10-23 15:47:07 - IP Man-Hash: 4555637db20cf

Diesel said:

No, she “punctionates.”

Damn, I missed that one.

 
Comment by sandra
2006-10-23 11:38:55 - IP Man-Hash: 2f2d948528fdf

Are you saying that you capitalise and punctuate in your daily speech?

nah, i meant hand-written things.